Chapter 192 Returning to the Country (Two in One) "How did I touch you?"...
After Mrs. Du’s birthday party, Tian Ruan got the permit, which is a license to drive on the road. He had practiced driving in the manor before, so it was inevitable that he was nervous when he drove out for the first time.
Yu Jingmo sat in the passenger seat himself, and said calmly, "My life and property are in your hands."
Tian Ruan gripped the steering wheel tightly: "...Mr. Yu, don't scare me."
Yu Jingmo chuckled: "Everything in the world cannot be broken except speed. The only exception is driving."
Tian Ruan nodded. The burgundy vintage car drove slowly along the mountain road like an old man in his seventies.
Fortunately, the mountain road here is flat and wide, with a large turning angle, so it is not too difficult for beginners to drive. Gradually, Tian Ruan found the feel for it, his hands and feet coordinated seamlessly, he looked straight ahead, and kept an eye on the road conditions.
Seeing the young man's serious look, Yu Jingmo rolled down the window to let the sea breeze in, bringing with it the rich scent of grass and trees, and listening to the cry of seagulls.
"It drives well." Yu Jingmo praised.
Tian Ruan's lips curled up, but she didn't dare to look around, for fear of missing something important. "Of course, I was taught by Mr. Yu."
A few days ago, the coach revealed his bad temper. When they were in a place where no one was around, he started swearing at Tian Ruan. He thought Tian Ruan didn't understand, but Tian Ruan was just confused by the scolding, not that he didn't understand.
After driving the car back, Tian Ruan complained to Mrs. Du.
The coach tried to argue that he had only said a few words to Tian Ruan, so how did that become an insult?
Dew said: "There is a dashcam in the car, you can tell at a glance."
coach:"……"
Perhaps he did not expect that a practice car would have a dashcam. After being exposed, he could only apologize silently and ask for another chance.
Mrs. Du: "I'll give you a chance to scold my son or scold me?"
dew directly sent the guests.
Mrs. Du originally wanted to find a new coach for Tian Ruan, but Yu Jingmo said, "I'll teach him."
Tian Ruan was very happy about this. He found that Yu Jingmo was really an emotionally stable leader and educator. Although he seemed indifferent on the surface, every time he explained a topic to him, he made it easy to understand and simplified the complex.
Even if Tian Ruan didn't know, Yu Jingmo wouldn't show any expression, and would just say, "Think about it again."
If you can’t figure it out, forget it. It’s not an important thing anyway.
The same goes for driving. When Tian Ruan and Yu Jingmo bumped into a tree, Yu Jingmo didn't seem unhappy at all and even laughed: "Are you playing bumper cars?"
When learning to drive becomes a game, it seems a little easier.
The sea breeze is blowing gently and the golden beach is in sight.
Tian Ruan glanced around quickly, looking for a place to park. But there seems to be no designated parking space, and everyone just parks their cars on the roadside at random.
"Here." Yu Jingmo pointed to the gap between the two cars and said.
Tian Ruan: "...Do you think my skills can drive the car sideways?"
"Then look further ahead."
Maybe it was because of the good weather, the area was full of people and there were many cars parked. Colorful mushroom-like parasols bloomed on the golden beach, and foreigners of all skin colors leisurely enjoyed the free beach.
Going further ahead is the small town. There is a constant flow of cars. Tian Ruan dare not go too far, and the old car still moves slowly.
I heard several horns honking along the way, but no car dared to pass by. Although this classic car is old, its paint is shiny and glossy, and one tire costs hundreds of thousands. People who know cars know that this classic car is worth a lot of money. It is truly a classic.
When Tian Ruan picked this car, Du Henbie looked hesitant and said to Mrs. Du, "Mom, this is my favorite car."
Mrs. Du: "That's why you want to give it to your brother. You can't give him a car you don't like, right?"
Du Henbie: "...When did I say I would send him off?"
Mrs. Du was surprised: "You hate to leave, can't you even bear to part with a car?"
"...If he likes it, give it to him." Du Henbie turned to Tian Ruan and said, "You probably don't like this car from the 1970s and 1980s, right?"
Tian Ruan's eyes lit up: "Brother, you have great taste. You gave me such a nice car."
Du Henbie: "..."
So this classic car belonged to Tian Ruan. Of course, he only drove it here. If he shipped it back to China, the cost would be very high. Anyway, Tian Ruan traveled back and forth during the holidays, so it was good to have a car of his own.
After an hour of slow crawling, Tian Ruan finally brought Yu Jingmo to the swimming gear store.
The whole journey was smooth and uneventful.
Tian Ruan breathed a sigh of relief.
Yu Jingmo unbuckled his seat belt and said, "Turn off the engine and take out the key."
Tian Ruan got out of the car and smelled the rich aroma of marinade. In front of the store, two girls were selecting tea eggs and arguing about which one was bigger. When they heard the sound of the car, they turned around, covered their mouths, and their eyes widened.
"Hi~" Tian Ruan got out of the driver's seat and greeted in a self-proclaimed handsome manner.
However, their eyes were all glued to Yu Jingmo, and they were whispering to each other. Finally, the hot bikini beauty on the left stepped out, pulled out a cell phone from between her breasts and said, "Handsome, can you add me on contact?"
Tian Ruan also widened his eyes.
Yu Jingmo glanced at Tian Ruan, took his hand, and said, "We are married."
The two beauties took the tea eggs and left, eating them angrily while muttering loudly: "This world is really crazy, all the handsome guys are married to men."
Tian Ruan replied loudly: "I'm sorry!"
“…”
Hearing the voice, Lu Qiuyan came out coolly with his hands in his shorts pockets. When he saw Yu Jingmo, he took his hands out and said, "Uncle, why are you here?"
Tian Ruan smiled with satisfaction. As long as Yu Jingmo was around, Lu Qiuyan would be more restrained and not ridicule him. "Look what this is?" He held the old car with his hand and posed.
Lu Qiuyan was unmoved by his display, "Beetle."
"…This is a classic car, although it looks a bit like a Beetle."
There were other customers in the store, a group of young couples, who were using their limited math knowledge to challenge Yu Shang's IQ of over 200.
"Oh, 2+2=6, so we have six gifts in total." said the male couple.
"Yes, six." The female couple agreed.
Yu Shang: "You have a total of six gifts, including tea eggs and steamed dumplings."
"No, tea eggs are not included. We love tea eggs and we can't be without them. How about this, give us four tea eggs, and we can take two less of these gifts." The male couple said firmly.
Yu Shang's forehead twitched as he explained to them, "Each of you will get two of these gifts, which makes four in total. With the tea eggs and steamed dumplings, that makes six in total."
The couple counted on their fingers, "Wow, it seems we really counted wrong."
Yu Shang calmed down and nodded.
"Can't you send us two more tea eggs? We love them so much, they taste like magic."
"Sorry, I can only give you one tea egg and one steamed bun."
"That's too stingy. There are only two of us."
"Two people, two tea eggs, that's enough."
"No, my boyfriend has a big appetite, so we should give him one more." said the female couple.
The couple nodded, "Yes, my appetite is like an elephant, and a small tea egg is easy to handle."
Yu Shang couldn't stand it any longer: "If you really want to eat eggs, eat your own eggs."
The two didn't react at first, but when they did, they immediately started cursing.
Tian Ruan said intoxicatedly: "After so many days, I am finally not the only one being scolded."
A minute later, the couple rushed out angrily, followed by two bodyguards holding iron bars. They chased each other with red faces. The man cursed and the woman screamed, and the bodyguards banged the iron bars to intimidate them.
Tian Ruan retreated in time and looked at the farce. He saw Yu Shang with a dark face standing there like a piece of wood.
Yu Jingmo said calmly: "Ninety percent of the people in the world are stupid. We must learn to be tolerant."
Yu Shang: “…”
Tian Ruan was originally laughing, but after hearing this he asked hesitantly, "Mr. Yu, I'm 10 percent, right?"
Yu Jingmo: "You are one in ten thousand."
"?"
"I can't find someone like you out of a million people."
"How am I like this?"
Yu Jingmo smiled and said, "It can only be understood but not expressed in words."
Tian Ruan didn't understand.
But his eldest son and daughter-in-law both smelled dog food. Yu Shang said expressionlessly, "Dad, do you want to talk to me about something?"
Yu Jingmo: "It's okay, your dad took me for a ride and passed by here."
"oh."
Tian Ruan parked the car here, took out the surfboard and swimsuit from the back seat and said, "Your dad and I are going surfing, do you want to come?"
Lu Qiuyan: "I won't go. I still have to sell tea eggs."
Tian Ruan was not worried about their plot. The will of the world was very cruel. Without his involvement, the protagonists could get closer faster.
"Okay, wait until you're done selling, then go surfing." Tian Ruan was just changing into her swimsuit in the store, holding the sunscreen and saying to Yu Jingmo, "Mr. Yu, help me apply some sunscreen on my back."
Yu Jingmo glanced at his back and said, "You are very white."
"...I have to apply it anyway, just in case I get a tan."
Yu Jingmo was very skilled, and when he applied sunscreen to Tian Ruan, it was like caressing her.
Tian Ruan felt a shock and felt numb. She said awkwardly, "Mr. Yu, don't touch me."
Yu Jingmo paused, as if nothing had happened: "How did I touch you?"
"Hurry up."
"It can't be fast. It can only be fast when you are in the final sprint to the top."
"..." Tian Ruan's face turned red after applying sunscreen.
Coming out of the store, Lu Qiuyan asked, "Why does your face look like a monkey's butt?"
Tian Ruan raised his hand and pointed at the big sun: "How can it not be red under the shining of the sun?"
Yu Jingmo easily held two surfboards, one large and one small, in his arms, wearing sunglasses and striding towards the beach with his long legs. Tian Ruan followed happily, circling around Yu Jingmo, and finally jumped on his back and climbed up.
Yu Jingmo held up his butt with one hand, "You are indeed a skilled horse rider. You ride very skillfully."
Tian Ruan then acted like a spoiled brat: "Gee, gee!"
Yu Jingmo laughed out loud.
——A month later, Tian Ruan had to return home.
Time flies, and Tian Ruan felt like the holiday was gone before he even had time to think about it. Mrs. Du returned to China with him. The attending physician said that her health had improved greatly and as long as she came back in winter, there would be no major problems.
Mrs. Du smiled and said, "It's all because of Xiao Ruan who has been with me for more than a month that I am happy every day."
This is true. Although Du Danren and Du Henbie have returned, they are very busy every day and fly to various parts of the world every now and then, so they have not been able to accompany Mrs. Du for a long time.
It’s no wonder that Mrs. Du felt that her relationship with her husband had grown distant. It would be strange if their relationship didn’t grow distant after not seeing each other for such a long time. Only Du Danren himself thinks that he is still in love with Mrs. Du.
After Tian Ruan came, Mrs. Du had the company of her relatives and felt refreshed and laughed heartily every day. When you relieve yourself of depression, you will naturally feel more alive.
It was already past two in the morning when the plane landed in Suzhou.
Tian Ruan was naturally worried about Lu Qiuyan returning home at this time, so he tried his best to invite him to stay at the Yu family manor for one night. Lu Qiuyan and Yu Shang had lived together for a few days and had already gotten used to it, so they did not refuse.
Mrs. Du had figured out that her beloved little son was trying to bring Yu Shang and Lu Qiuyan together.
She looked at the two of them with a smile and said, "They are both good children, all good."
Tian Ruan gave Madam Du a shot of prevention: "Mom, Yu Shang and Lu Qiuyan must be together in the future. You don't object, right?"
"What am I against?"
"One of them is your good grandson, and the other is your godson."
"What's the big deal? If you don't marry Jing Mo, then he is my peer and you have to call him uncle."
“…”
"When you two get married, his generation status will naturally be lowered. If Xiaolu marries Yu Shang, his generation status will naturally be lowered as well. These are all trivial matters and not worth mentioning."
Tian Ruan thought, he even called Yu Jingmo dad, he was just an uncle, really not worth mentioning.
The group of people hurried back to the manor. Mrs. Du naturally wanted to go back to the villa she bought here, which was the "small and exquisite" villa in his words. It was in "Jin Yu Man Tang" and not far from the manor, and it could be reached in ten minutes.
Tian Ruan said, "Mom, go back and have a rest first. I'll come back to see you tomorrow and help you pack your things."
Mrs. Du smiled gently and said, "Okay. You should go to bed early too."
"Um."
It was the middle of the night, but the servants of the manor were on high alert. The butler personally checked their appearance, nodded and said, "The master and his wife were away during this holiday, and you were all very undisciplined. Now that they are back, what are you going to do?"
The servants said in unison: "We will devote our lives to the Yu family and serve you until our death!"
"What's our slogan?"
"Work hard and you will have money to spend, be lazy and you will be a beggar! For the sake of tomorrow's glory, don't be a fool and don't be a boss! But you have to do your job well and be diligent, so that you can show your big teeth every day!!"
The butler clapped his hands: "It's very familiar. Good!"
The sound was so deafening that Tian Ruan heard it before he even entered the manor. "...Did we accidentally enter a pyramid scheme den?"
Yu Jingmo was neither startled nor moved.
Until the headlights shone on the stretched sedan, and amid everyone's eager anticipation, the master of the house returned.
"Welcome, welcome, a warm welcome! Welcome home, sir and madam, young master and young mistress!" the servants said in unison.
Tian Ruan: “…”
Lu Qiuyan: “…”
Tian Ruan: "It's comparable to the Du family."
Lu Qiuyan: "The disciple is better than the master."
The colorful lights came on, shining on their feet, just like a dance hall.
Yu Jingmo only uttered two words: "Nonsense."
The butler was like a palace steward, almost kneeling down in fear. He waved his hand, turned off all the lights, and said, "Sir and Madam, you are tired from the journey. The supper is ready."
Tian Ruan thought about what motorcycle fatigue meant, plane plus car?
Yu Jingmo said, "My wife and I don't need to."
Yu Shang asked Lu Qiuyan, "Would you like to eat something?"
Lu Qiuyan: "No, I want to sleep."
"Um."
No one touched the midnight snack, so the servants got a bargain.
Aunt Liu knew that the Yu family had no habit of eating midnight snacks, so she wisely did not stew the bird's nest and saved the best ingredients for tomorrow's feast.
Tian Ruan slept until noon. He did not try to adjust to the jet lag and just let nature take its course.
Yu Shang and Lu Qiuyan also woke up at this time and had a hearty lunch together.
Lu Qiuyan was about to go home after dinner, and Yu Shang said, "That's great. I have to go to school. I'll take you there."
Tian Ruan asked curiously, "What are you going to school for?"
"Prepare for the new arrival."
"Welcome to the new class..." Tian Ruan suddenly realized, "Yu Ti will be promoted to the first grade at the beginning of the semester, right?"
"Um."
"Time flies." Tian Ruan sighed, "In the blink of an eye, she has grown up."
Yu Shang's eyebrows twitched, "You've only known her for a year."
Tian Ruan: "Although it's only one year, I watched her grow up. I also prepared a gift for her and called her over now. No, I have to go see my mother, let's go later. Mr. Yu, are you going to work?"
Yu Jingmo put on his coat and adjusted his watch. "You look busy even when you're not at work."
Tian Ruan: “…”Yes, why is he so busy?
She is busy with the Du family, busy with Yu Ti, busy with the top and bottom protagonists, and she also has to find time to care about her husband.
Yu Jingmo came over, held his face, and kissed the corner of his lips, "Wait for me to come back."
Tian Ruan instantly lost all his thoughts and nodded with an empty mind, "Well, I'll wait for you to come home."
After the father and son left, Tian Ruan sorted out his thoughts for a while and went to see Mrs. Du first.
"Chiliqua, jiliqua... Goodbye, mom."
Then he called Yu Ti to come.
"Jiligualajiliguala... Goodbye, Yu Ti."
He called Yu Shang again.
"Chiliqua, chiliqua... Goodbye."
He called Lu Qiuyan again.
"Jiligualajiligualajiliguala...I'll come play with you tomorrow."
The housekeeper came in and asked what to do with the gifts that had accumulated over a month.
Tian Ruan: "Chiliguala, jiliguala..."
Tian Ruan's mouth was busy all afternoon, and then he successfully got a nosebleed due to getting an upset stomach.
Tian Ruan was startled, plugging his nose with a tissue and spinning around: "Gibberish, gibberish, I didn't eat anything that can aphrodisiac me!"
The family doctor came over and said, "Madam is just suffering from fever."
Tian Ruan had a dry mouth and gulped down two glasses of water, then lay down motionless.
When Yu Jingmo came back at night, he saw a lady who was injured in the battle.
"We've only been apart for a short while, and you've already made yourself into this state?" Yu Jingmo looked at Tian Ruan, who was lying on the sofa with fruits all over her body, and felt both angry and amused.
Tian Ruan not only drank water, but also ate a lot of fruit, which suppressed his restlessness. He couldn't eat any more, so he put the fruit on his body and said, "I am absorbing the spiritual energy of the fruit."
"Are you a cat demon or a rabbit demon?"
Tian Ruan didn't answer, just lay there.
Yu Jingmo took off his coat and walked up to the young man. He was so skinny that he looked like he could be crushed by an apple. "How pitiful."
Tian Ruan opened his brown eyes, which looked like amber and sparkled, and stared at him.
Yu Jingmo half-knelt and raised his hand to test the temperature of his forehead. "It's just a sore throat, it's fine as long as you don't have a fever."
Tian Ruan rubbed Yu Jingmo's large palm greedily, "Mr. Yu, why do I get so angry as soon as I get back? Is there someone who is unlucky for me?"
"who?"
Tian Ruan thought for a moment and said, "There haven't been any villains recently. They must be secretly trying to harm me."
"Paranoia strikes."
There are not so many villains in the world. Even if there are, Yu Jingmo can deal with 99% of them in the blink of an eye. There is nothing to be afraid of.
Tian Ruan: "No, a little villain will appear on Lu Qiuyan's birthday."
"What kind?" Yu Jingmo picked up the fruits from the young man one by one and put them on the coffee table.
"A... hard-to-describe villain. He doesn't seem bad, but he creates obstacles for the protagonists. Even if he is bad, he doesn't have any bad intentions."
"Good intentions lead to bad consequences?"
"Yes, that's right. Readers are so annoying."
"Are you disgusted?"
"I can't tell."
Yu Jingmo didn't care about this topic at all and asked him, "Can you get up by yourself?"
"Yes." Tian Ruan did a sit-up, but fell back halfway. "Ah... I can't move my legs."
"You are a ruthless person with twenty pounds of bananas on your legs."
"... Aunt Liu! Why did you give me such a heavy banana?"
Aunt Liu wiped her hands and ran out, "What? Bananas, didn't you say that we should absorb the spiritual energy of fruits? The more fruits, the more spiritual energy there is."
Tian Ruan was numb.
Yu Jingmo smiled and picked up Tian Ruan.
In the next few days, Mrs. Du was busy preparing for Tian Ruan's birthday. Her original intention was to hold a big party, but Tian Ruan didn't want such a lively occasion. This was his first birthday in his life, and he just wanted to spend it with important people.
Mrs. Du respected his opinion and only came to decorate the manor and select the dishes.
The housekeeper followed her suggestions one by one, and after calculating on the computer, he found that what Mrs. Du mentioned would cost tens of millions. He didn't dare to embezzle the money without permission, so he asked Yu Jingmo.
Yu Jingmo: “Yeah.”
The housekeeper was relieved and went back to make the arrangements.
Tian Ruan watched the manor become more and more pink day by day, "..."
Mrs. Du also personally picked out a set of pink cosmetics for Tian Ruan and said, "Although you are naturally beautiful, you still need to learn how to dress up."
Tian Ruan: "…………Mom, I am your son, not your daughter."
Mrs. Du was stunned. "Can't men dress up?"
"I can, but I don't know how to put on makeup."
"Yes, I can. I'll teach you."
Then Tian Ruan turned into a younger version of Mrs. Du, and when they put on Mrs. Du's clothes, they looked exactly like twins.
When Yu Jingmo came back and saw the two "Mrs. Du", he fell silent.
Tian Ruan: "...Mr. Yu, surprise?"
Yu Jingmo: "There is only surprise, no joy."
Tian Ruan wiped her face clean with makeup remover cotton and gave the set of cosmetics to Yu Ti. Yu Ti was very happy. Apparently, this pink and colorful thing was very much in line with her aesthetic.
On Tian Ruan’s birthday, the entire Yu family came to visit. The last time they were so well-attended was after their marriage when they scolded Tian Ruan for not visiting them. They came together to give him a warning.
And now, except for Yu Erhe, everyone else is here, and they all have impeccable smiles on their faces. Including Yu Fadada’s ex-wife and Yu Jun also came.
This was the first time that Tian Ruan had direct contact with Yu Jun. This was the first time that this marginal NPC was polite: "Uncle, happy birthday."
"Thank you." Tian Ruan took the gift, which was heavy. He opened it and found it was an expensive men's bag.
Yu Jun looked at Yu Fadada and Hai Mingyue coldly, "It would be better if uncle didn't invite them."
Tian Ruan: "I didn't invite them, they came on their own."
Yu Jun: "Haha, they really are shameless."
"No ass?"
"It means I don't want my butt." Yu Ti came up and interjected.
“…”
Tian Ruan didn't have the leisure to think about the lives of Yu Fadada and Hai Mingyue. The melon had already rotted and was not worth reminiscing about. He went out and looked forward to it, and finally, he saw Hai Chao and Nan Huaiju - a big show was about to begin again.
At this birthday party, everyone was chattering and getting angry together.
Tian Ruan: “Oh yeah!”
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