Chapter 195 Making Trouble (Two in One) Tian Ruan was furious: "Nervous...
"Mr. Yu, why are you here?" Tian Ruan came out of the bathroom, wearing a half-wet aqua silk bathrobe, which was sticking to her skin and showed a little flesh color.
As she walked, a pair of straight long legs were faintly visible under the bathrobe, with her collarbone and chest half-covered, like a piece of beautiful jade, glowing white under the natural light indoors.
The summer vacation is about to end, and Tian Ruan goes out every day. Miraculously, her skin has become whiter and exudes a healthy and rosy glow.
Yu Jingmo's eyes swept across the young man's slender ankles, firm calves, and then up to his long thighs, narrow waist, thin shoulders, swan-like neck, and a face full of collagen.
Yu Jingmo met his eyes and said, "You asked me to have a good lunch. This place is not far from Dongqing Group, so I came here. I heard from the chef that they have developed a new dish of matsutake and abalone soup, so it's a good time to try it."
As soon as he finished speaking, the doorbell rang.
Yu Jingmo went to open the door. The food delivery robot's electronic eyes changed from circles to smiles, and it said in a soft, childish voice, "Dear guests, please have your meal. Dear guests, please have your meal."
The manager came over to serve the dishes. "Mr. Yu and Madam, enjoy your meal. These are the new dishes our hotel has just launched. Please enjoy them slowly."
"Yeah." Yu Jingmo blocked Tian Ruan calmly.
The manager tactfully did not look around, but bowed and retreated with the food delivery robot.
Tian Ruan sat at the dining table to eat. The matsutake and abalone soup was indeed delicious, and the other side dishes were also tasty.
After dinner, Tian Ruan changed into the clean clothes brought by Assistant Xu, and he was the neat and tidy tenor again.
Yu Jingmo looked at it and raised his hand to hook it.
Tian Ruan came over happily, sat on his lap with legs apart, put her arms around Yu Jingmo's neck, and spoke with the sweet taste of ice cream: "Mr. Yu, you still have to go to work."
"Yeah." Through the pure cotton fabric, Yu Jingmo's big hands rubbed Tian Ruan's narrow waist, wrinkling her T-shirt.
Tian Ruan felt itchy and dodged with a smile. She was about to jump down, but Yu Jingmo tightened his hands around her waist and pressed her legs forcefully.
Tian Ruan blushed a little, and looked at him with sparkling eyes, "What?"
Yu Jingmo said: "There are still two hours of lunch break."
Tian Ruan understood, and twisted his waist and shook his body like he was riding a pony, "Go."
Yu Jingmo acted as his big horse and took him to gallop across the grassland.
The clothes that Tian Ruan had just put on were taken off again.
Yu Jingmo showed him his extremely skilled horsemanship. His agile and heroic figure was invincible on the green grassland. He galloped on his horse until the wind wet the grass. The rain fell in drops, moistening large areas of grass.
…
"Mr. Yu, we can't do this anymore." Tian Ruan's face was red, his expression was tangled, his delicate eyebrows were furrowed, he was wearing a bathrobe, sitting on the bed like a child, "Otherwise, what's the difference between me and my eldest brother and Helan Si."
"What's the difference?" Yu Jingmo put on his clothes lazily. In no time, he was neatly dressed, which formed a sharp contrast with the young man whose body was covered with strawberry marks.
Tian Ruan glared at him angrily, "Sex in broad daylight!"
This is true. Yu Jingmo chuckled: "I was just planning to come here for a meal today, but I didn't expect you to be here."
"…Is it because I showed up at an unfortunate time?"
"If your clothes are not dirty, you don't need to take a shower. If you don't take a shower, you won't be naked in front of me, and I won't be unable to stop."
Tian Ruan covered his face and said, "Stop talking, is it all my fault?"
Yu Jingmo tucked his shirt into his suit pants, took Tian Ruan's hand away, leaned over and kissed his rose-like lips, "It's my fault. I was weak-willed and was easily seduced by you."
Tian Ruan opened her bright eyes and said, "I'm not tempting you. It was your Ji Ji who poked me first."
Yu Jingmo laughed and said, "I won't poke you now. I'll help you put on your clothes."
"You took it off, so of course you have to put it on for me." Tian Ruan treated herself as a doll and let Yu Jingmo play with her as he pleased. It had happened many times anyway.
After putting on his clothes, Yu Jingmo went to work.
Tian Ruan lay in the suite for a while, then suddenly thought of Lu Qiuyan, and quickly called him to ask, "Are you home now?"
"Back to where?" Lu Qiuyan asked curiously.
"Go home, you're going to celebrate your birthday."
"Just go home and have a bowl of noodles tonight." Lu Qiuyan agreed with his mother.
"Won't you treat us to a meal?" This "we" naturally included Tian Ruan and Yu Shang, as well as a few scattered classmates and friends.
Lu Qiuyan: "I'll invite you to sing tomorrow night."
"No, you have to treat me to a meal today."
"..." Lu Qiuyan seemed to sigh, "Okay, I'll treat you to a meal at the hotel at 5pm."
"Wait for Yu Shang to come." Tian Ruan recalled the original book. In the book, Lu Qiuyan's eighteenth birthday was very simple. Yu Shang came to the door on his own initiative, so Lu's mother took the opportunity to invite Yu Shang to dinner.
The dinner was not peaceful because a little villain showed up. He was a relative of Lu's mother, named He Fang, and was Lu Qiuyan's uncle.
He Fang immediately urged Lu Qiuyan to seize the opportunity to establish a good relationship with Yu Shang, the heir to a wealthy family, and it would be best if they could be together. Mother Lu was very displeased when she heard this, and Lu Qiuyan was also unhappy, but she endured it and finally sent Yu Shang out, and there was still awkwardness between the two.
It was even more embarrassing than when Yu Shang gave Lu Qiuyan the book "Three Years of College Entrance Examination and Five Years of Simulation".
Tian Ruan thought, it would be great if he could pass He Fang from tonight's birthday dinner.
The original book doesn't introduce much about He Fang, a minor villain who hinders the development of the protagonist. His only wish is to climb up the social ladder and make a fortune. He feels that there is no hope for his sister and brother-in-law, so he wants Lu Qiuyan to work hard.
It's the most common kind of weird relative.
Later, Lu Qiuyan joined the army, and He Fang left without hope.
"Living in his sister's house and having a nephew who is in the third year of high school, he is very shameless no matter how you look at it." Tian Ruan muttered to himself, determined to remove He Fang from the main plot.
In this world, the only things that can make a living person disappear out of thin air are death and money.
Tian Ruan doesn't want to spend money, nor does he want to kill anyone. What should he do?
Three minutes later, Yu Jingmo answered the phone. He had just arrived at the group and the receptionist bowed to greet him. He put the phone to his ear and walked towards the exclusive elevator with quick steps and without looking around. Assistant Xu's legs were not long enough, so he habitually jogged to keep up.
"You miss me so soon?" Yu Jingmo said.
Assistant Xu was fed a mouthful of dog food before he even opened his mouth. He treated himself as air and silently pressed the elevator button, going in first to be the "guinea pig" - this was in case the elevator broke down, so the assistants went in first.
Yu Jingmo came in later. He was tall and had long legs and stood in the middle of the elevator. Assistant Xu could only catch a glimpse of his boss's plump and wise head and his straight and tall back.
Tian Ruan expressed his worries on the phone and asked, "Am I forcibly changing the plot? Will I be punished by God?"
Yu Jingmo said calmly, "I will handle it. I will be the one to be punished by God."
“No…”
"Don't worry, the probability of me being punished by God is as high as the probability of you getting pregnant with my child."
"..." Tian Ruan asked seriously, "Really?"
Yu Jingmo chuckled: "We can give it a try."
Tian Ruan felt relieved after hearing what he said. As expected, the one who was more powerful than the protagonist was the protagonist's golden finger. As the protagonist's biggest golden finger, Yu Jingmo cannot be easily punished by God.
Besides, without He Fang, the plot will not be seriously affected. It’s not the first time the plot has changed anyway.
"Okay, I'll listen to you." Tian Ruan said.
Yu Jingmo immediately instructed Assistant Xu, "A relative of Lu Qiuyan's has come to our house. His name is He Fang. Check him out."
Assistant Xu: “Yes.”
Half an hour later, He Fang's information was neatly placed in front of Yu Jingmo, and he also sent a copy to Tian Ruan. The identity information that was not written in the book was clearly visible between the two pages.
He Fang, Lu Mu's half-brother, was seventeen years younger than her and was the son of Lu Mu's father's second marriage. Unfortunately, the old couple died of illness shortly after giving birth to He Fang. Among Lu's mother's seven brothers and sisters, she was the only one who treated He Fang as her own brother.
He Fang grew up in the love of Lu's mother. Even after Lu's mother married Lu's father, got married and had children, she never forgot to support this youngest brother. This cultivated He Fang's unruly character.
He Fang is only 28 years old now. He has experience in love with both men and women. He got married once after graduating from college, but divorced after only three years. After that, he wandered around without a home, eating and drinking for free, and only Lu's mother felt sorry for him.
It is said that nephews resemble their uncles. Just by reading this resume, Tian Ruan suddenly felt that there was some truth to it.
Lu Qiuyan did inherit a bit of He Fang's wandering temperament.
Even though Lu Qiuyan still has a home and parents now, Lu's mother had too high expectations of Lu Qiuyan and doted on him too much. As for the later estrangement between mother and son, it might have something to do with this relationship.
What would Lu Qiuyan think when he saw that his mother was so kind to her younger brother but so strict with him?
It was not written in the original book, but Tian Ruan could imagine it. What is worrying is not the lack of wealth but the inequality of wealth. The same goes for the relationships between people.
Only someone like Yu Shang, who has a strong inner heart, restrained emotions and surging love, can give Lu Qiuyan a stable "home" and give him a unique sense of belonging.
"Fairy love." Tian Ruan was feeling sad, and suddenly she started chatting with an auntie smile on her face.
His legs slipped and he fell off the sofa to the ground, rolling all the way around.
“……”It turns out that one should not be too proud of oneself.
Fortunately, there was a carpet on the floor. Tian Ruan checked his teeth and found they were still strong and neat. He rinsed his mouth with peace of mind. When he looked in the mirror, he suddenly found that his face seemed to have become whiter again.
Her skin was as white and tender as a peeled egg. Tian Ruan was not sure whether it was the mirror's beauty benefits or the moisture from Yu Jingmo, so she ran to find Lu Qiuyan.
All the tourists went out to play in the afternoon and the restaurant didn't need any help, so Lu Qiuyan took a nap in the shade in front of the hotel and parked his car.
"Lu Qiuyan, open your eyes and see if I am white?" Tian Ruan's sweet voice came from far away.
Lu Qiuyan: “…”
Tian Ruan stopped under the tree with a parasol, "Open your eyes, you must not be asleep."
Lu Qiuyan opened his eyes speechlessly. The dazzling sunlight made him frown slightly. The cicadas kept calling, "You are more noisy than the cicadas."
Tian Ruan: "Then I won't say anything." After saying that, he squatted on the ground, picked up a short branch, and drew circles in a wronged manner.
Lu Qiuyan: "...Your voice is not as loud as the cicada's, but it sounds better than the cicada's. Is that ok?"
"Really?" Tian Ruan raised her head to look at him, her face bright as if it would shine with a little sunshine.
"real."
Tian Ruan threw away the branch and stood up, "Then is my face white?"
"white."
"As long as our face is there, the country will be there. We are two heroes."
“…”
Tian Ruan accompanied Lu Qiuyan in making jokes for more than an hour before Yu Shang finally arrived. He also opened an umbrella when he got off the car. A black umbrella with a black and white suit is so cool.
Before Yu Shang could speak, Lu Qiuyan asked, "Are you going to the funeral?"
Yu Shang: “…”
Tian Ruan: "Son, you can't do this. On such a nice day, you should wear something festive, like floral shorts, a floral shirt, and sandals."
Yu Shang didn't comment, and said, "I have a change of clothes at the hotel. I'll go change."
Lu Qiuyan: “Oh.”
Yu Shang entered the hotel and I don’t know if he took a shower or not, but he didn’t come out for nearly an hour.
Tian Ruan thought he really found some festive clothes to change into, but it turned out to be just an ordinary white T-shirt, black pants, and a sports watch. Only the pair of sneakers on his feet were worth some money.
As soon as Yu Shang came out, he saw the two people who were sunbathing and said, "Lu Qiuyan, I've asked for leave for you, let's go."
"?" Lu Qiuyan asked, "Where are you going?"
"My home. I invited your parents and your uncle as well."
“…………”
Tian Ruan was furious: "Psycho?!"
As the words came to an end, a loud thunder rumbled in the sky. The noise was so loud that it almost struck the hotel.
Tian Ruan suppressed his anger and smiled distortedly: "My dear son, I'm not calling you crazy, I just think that it's not a good idea to celebrate Lu Qiuyan's birthday and invite his family to our house, right?"
Yu Shang: "Didn't you invite a lot of people to your birthday yesterday?"
"How can they be the same?" Tian Ruan was convinced. It turned out that Yu Shang copied his birthday.
Yu Shang: "What's the difference? I also invited the student union and Hai Chao and the others."
"...Don't mention that you hired a band, bought fireworks, and went to the group to receive gifts?"
"That's right." Yu Shang said, "Lu Qiuyan, the gifts I collected for you are all in my house."
Lu Qiuyan was in a mess in the wind: "...What gift are you accepting for me? Am I related to your family?"
Yu Shang was stunned.
Tian Ruan really wanted to stretch out his legs and give Haodaer a roundhouse kick, but he still tried his best to smooth things over by saying, "This shows that Yu Shang treats you as one of their own."
Lu Qiuyan said flatly: "I won't go."
Tian Ruan has also witnessed the dark history of the protagonist. What kind of thing is this? It's a mess - as long as He Fang is taken away, and then Yu Shang accompanies Lu Qiuyan to eat noodles, and then has a drink with Tian Ruan, sings a birthday song and cuts a cake together, wouldn't it be great?
I have to copy Tian Ruan’s birthday.
Tian Ruan felt that he was going to be struck by lightning soon. How could he have the right to let the protagonist's birthday copy his own? It was completely disrespectful to the original work and the protagonist.
Lu Qiuyan probably didn't even want to treat them to a meal, so he just ran away.
Before Lu Qiuyan ran away, Tian Ruan grabbed his arm and said, "Everyone makes mistakes. Give Yu Shang a chance to correct his mistakes!"
Lu Qiuyan: “…How to change it?”
Tian Ruan: "Yu Shang, quickly let the student union go back to their own homes and find their own mothers. As for Aunt Lu and the others, it's not easy for them to leave. Invite them to the hotel and have a drink together."
Lu Qiuyan held his forehead with his hand, "That's fine."
Yu Shang did as he was told without any expression on his face, and called Xi Qin: "This happened suddenly, please go back with Xie Tangyan and Qian Lailai, and you can take the gifts with you."
Xi Qin: "Mr. President, isn't our time money? It's not right to just take away the gift we gave to Lu Qiuyan."
Yu Shang: "Everyone will receive a bonus of 10,000 after school starts."
Xi Qin: "OK. I'll leave the gift here. You can give it to him in person when you have time."
Yu Shang called the housekeeper again and said, "This happened suddenly. Return all the gifts you received from the group today."
Butler: "Okay."
Yu Shang: "There is also the Lu family, please invite them to the hotel."
Butler: "Okay, Master."
Less than a minute after hanging up the phone, the housekeeper called in fear and said, "Mr. He has opened most of the gifts and said they were for his nephew anyway. What should we do?"
Yu Shang: “…chop off his hands.”
Butler: "Master, we are a society ruled by law."
Yu Shang just said casually, "Forget it, return part of it first, and then I will make up for it."
Crunch, crunch, Tian Ruan ate the watermelon and said to Lu Qiuyan: "This is so sweet, I want to take one back to my mother."
Lu Qiuyan ate the watermelon that the manager personally brought to her, and calmed down a little. "It's sweet."
Tian Ruan pinched his fingers and said, "All in all, Yu Shang must have lost at least 100,000 yuan."
“You deserve it.”
Yu Shang: “…”
This is what it means. He acts as fierce as a tiger, but then looks like an idiot.
Only Yu Shang could remain calm. If it were someone else, they would have given up long ago. Tian Ruan ate the sweet watermelon and thought that Yu Shang truly loved Lu Qiuyan, and he was patiently correcting his mistakes bit by bit.
Lu Qiuyan ate half of the watermelon, handed a slice to Yu Shang, and said awkwardly: "I know you are doing this for my own good, thank you."
"I was inconsiderate, sorry." Yu Shang took the watermelon and let the incident go.
Tian Ruan took their hands and put them together, "Shake hands and make peace, everyone is happy, oh yeah!"
The touch of the young men's palms was like a prairie fire, hotter than this scorching summer sun. Lu Qiuyan suppressed the restlessness in his heart and shook it calmly.
When they were about to separate, Yu Shang's hand tightened a little.
Lu Qiuyan withdrew his hand abruptly as if he had been scalded.
An undercurrent of ambiguity lingers in this scorching summer, and the steaming heat cannot stop two pounding hearts.
Tian Ruan keenly noticed the changes between the two and chuckled.
When the flashy red Ferrari drove over, Tian Ruan was ready to go. It seemed that he had to meet the little villain in person.
The car slowly stopped, Yu Shang went forward and politely opened the door for Lu's mother.
Lu's mother came out from the passenger seat, followed by Lu's father and a tall and thin young man.
The young man looked quite handsome, but his body was covered with holes, making him look like he was from the Beggars' Sect. Tian Ruan looked at the outfit and fell into deep thought. His taste in clothes was similar to Lu Qiuyan's.
There are still two holes in Lu Qiuyan's pants.
It’s just that the halo of the protagonist made Tian Ruan ignore everything else. He only saw the good in Lu Qiuyan and thought everything about her was beautiful.
"Aunt Lu, Uncle Lu, Mr. He," Yu Shang said, "I'm sorry to have made you run around. We've decided to have dinner at the hotel. The food here is also first-rate."
Mother Lu said, "It's okay." Then she glanced at Lu Qiuyan and said, "It's just a small birthday, why bother Master Yu to celebrate it for you?"
Lu Qiuyan put his hands in his trouser pockets: "It will be more lively with more people."
Lu's mother was a little hesitant. The family's finances were limited, and she had originally planned to just cook some noodles. This was how they had lived for the past two years anyway, and Lu Qiuyan had never complained.
Yu Shang extended his hand to invite: "Please follow me to the banquet hall."
Father Lu looked at the door lintel of the hotel with his big belly sticking out, shaking his head and saying drunkenly: "What a grand hotel, I used to stay there often, three or four thousand a night, I didn't even blink an eye!"
No one paid any attention to him. The glory of the past was the most unrememberable thing. The more he recalled it, the more it highlighted his current predicament.
"Come in." Mother Lu said, supporting Father Lu.
Father Lu pushed her away and said, "What is the most abundant thing in the hotel? Prostitutes. They all have slim waists, long legs and perky butts. All those prostitutes bow down to me."
Mother Lu's face suddenly turned cold. "Don't talk about this today. There's plenty of wine to shut your mouth."
"Wine? What kind of wine?" Father Lu was immediately distracted and looked for wine with a grin, "I want Maotai!"
Lu Qiuyan picked up the watermelon and said, "Dad, I have Maotai here."
"Where?" Father Lu's drunken eyes blurred, he saw the watermelon and grabbed it, "Isn't this red wine? Grunt... "
Tian Ruan watched as Father Lu wolfed down the watermelon like Zhu Bajie, and fell asleep with half of the watermelon rind stuck on his forehead, leaving his face full of watermelon seeds.
Mother Lu was indifferent and said in embarrassment: "This..."
Yu Shang waved his hand, and two bodyguards lifted up Father Lu and said, "Send him to the guest room."
Mother Lu: "Just let him sleep on the floor. He always rolls around."
The bodyguards carried Lu's father away.
Without Lu's father, everyone is easier to talk to.
"Qiu Yan, is this your friend?" He Fang opened his mouth and stared at Tian Ruan with a smile, "He's good-looking."
Tian Ruan: “…”
Lu Qiuyan said coldly: "He is Yu Shang's little dad."
He Fang was extremely surprised. "He looks only seventeen or eighteen years old. How could he be married, and he's Young Master Yu's little father?"
Mother Lu said sternly, "This is Madam Yu, please be respectful."
He Fang still looked nonchalant, "Oh, Madam Yu, you are so young."
Tian Ruan: "...but I'm brave and I have a big fist."
"I am just a commoner. Please forgive me if I have offended you. Please forgive me for my mistakes." He Fang was smooth-talking and did not take Tian Ruan's threat seriously at all.
Tian Ruan said: "You got into a fight in high school and were suspended once. Then you got into a fight in college and almost couldn't graduate. You're such a good fighter, how could you be afraid of me?"
He Fang paused and narrowed his eyes, "Oh, Madam Yu knows everything about me?"
Tian Ruan smiled: "You can say that."
"In your eyes, ordinary people are like ants, you can crush them to death however you want?"
“I am also an ordinary person.”
"How can Yu Jingmo's wife be an ordinary person?" He Fang squeezed Lu Qiuyan aside and moved closer to Tian Ruan. "Why don't you help me and let me be your housekeeper assistant?"
"He Fang." Mother Lu scolded, "Don't talk nonsense."
He Fang shrugged, "People always want to move up. If there is an opportunity, why not climb up? I am a straightforward person, which is better than those who are hypocritical and have a snake heart."
Tian Ruan paused for a moment, an idea suddenly occurred to him. Yes, in addition to giving money, he could also keep He Fang under his nose, so that not many troubles would arise.
It's better than eating and drinking for free at Lu's house and being bullied by Lu Qiuyan for no reason.
"Your goal is to be rich, right?" Tian Ruan decided to find something for He Fang to do.
He Fang: “That’s right.”
Tian Ruan smiled slyly: "What a coincidence, my bodyguards are all of marriageable age, but none of them have boyfriends or girlfriends. I will be the matchmaker for you, you can pick any one you want. They are all very rich."
He Fang: “…Really?”
Mother Lu: “…”
Lu Qiuyan: “…”
Yu Shang: “…”
Xiaoba is starting to make trouble again, this trick is really amazing.
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