Chapter 206 Enemies (Two in One) "That's right, I'm going to eat the big donkey penis...
Before he knew it, school was about to start again. Tian Ruan was a little excited. This was his last semester in high school and also the most crucial one, and he must not let down.
The notebooks and stationery from last semester have not been used up, so Tian Ruan sorted out a lot of them, so there is no need to buy more, and he can also give some to Lu Qiuyan and Yu Shang.
He carefully selected five or six notebooks with thick paper and gave them to Lu Qiuyan.
The day before school started, Lu Qiuyan was still working at Macchiato. Now that the New Year had passed, the weather had turned a little warmer. Suzhou is located in the south, and once the rain and snow stop, the air becomes much milder.
Lu Qiuyan stood under the scorching sun, feeling hot, his doorman uniform jacket hanging loosely open, and he was chewing a piece of grass out of boredom.
Tian Ruan was driving a Rolls-Royce and almost cried when he saw this - the awesome protagonist was actually eating grass!
The car slowly stopped. Another doorman had diarrhea and kept going to the toilet, so Lu Qiuyan was the only one on duty. He looked up and saw Tian Ruan's tearful, loving and compassionate face, "... Is there something wrong?"
Tian Ruan came down with a big bag of snacks and handed it to him with tears in his eyes, "Don't eat grass. Eat some chocolate chips, cookies, and corn sausage instead."
Lu Qiuyan: “…”
Lu Qiuyan took a box of chocolates, tore it open and let it melt slowly in his mouth. The rich and sticky sweetness stimulated his taste buds, and his mouth, which had lost its bird taste, did feel somewhat satisfied.
"And these notebooks are for you to use next semester. And these pens, the ink is very smooth and imported, so you can write with them smoothly." Tian Ruan introduced the stationery he had carefully selected one by one.
Lu Qiuyan is very self-aware: "My skills are not like flowing clouds and running water, but like soaring dragons and leaping tigers. It would be a pity for me to use them."
Tian Ruan smiled and said, "It's not a pity, if you like it, it's not a pity."
Lu Qiuyan parked his car first, and the two of them chatted at the door. The manager was very considerate and served them two cups of milk tea.
Tian Ruan said, "Yu Shang is back from a business trip abroad today, and we are planning to hold a welcoming banquet for him. Are you coming?"
"I'm not going."
"Come on, you haven't seen each other for a few days, you must miss him."
Lu Qiuyan looked a little awkward, "Who said I miss him? I don't, it's so corny."
A few days ago, Yu Shang went abroad on business. This was his first time going abroad alone to handle official business. Yu Jingmo didn't say it, but Tian Ruan could see that this "old father" was still a little worried.
Specifically, the bodyguards would report Yu Shang's whereabouts every three hours during the day - after all, it was not very safe abroad.
Tian Ruan comforted Yu Jingmo at night: "Yu Shang is the protagonist, he will be fine."
Yu Jingmo: "I'm not worried about him."
Tian Ruan: "Yu Shang learned this from you, tough on the outside but soft on the inside."
Yu Jingmo looked at the young man beside him, "My heart sometimes softens, but a dragon never does."
Tian Ruan turned his back and pretended not to hear, "It's time to go to bed. Good night."
"I can't have a good night without your comfort."
"...What comfort do you want?"
"sit."
In the end, Tian Ruan was so annoyed that he could only sit with his waist twisted.
In this position, the shape of his thin belly was more obvious.
Yu Jingmo was even more naughty, saying dirty words very hard: "If you could get pregnant, you would probably have given birth to 100 million babies by now."
Tian Ruan: "…………Mr. Yu, please don't peek at my phone!"
He just casually skimmed over the eye-catching novel about eight treasures in one fetus, but Yu Jingmo actually discovered it.
Yu Jingmo not only put what he learned into practice, but his actions were also far more ferocious than before. He took out a small mirror from somewhere, held Tian Ruan in his arms and looked at the mirror.
Tian Ruan didn't dare to look at herself in the mirror. She looked like a ripe peach, dripping with juice.
Yu Jingmo insisted on turning his face over for him to see, and whispered in his ear, "It's so beautiful that I am in you."
"..." Tian Ruan turned her head and bit Yu Jingmo's wrist.
It has been a few days now and the teeth marks are still there.
Tian Ruan didn't dare to think about whether the teeth marks would be discovered when Yu Jingmo showed his wrist, and what others would think.
Yu Jingmo, who has always been cold and abstinent, has a circle of teeth marks on his wrist, which is a taboo in itself.
…
"Why is your dad blushing?" Lu Qiuyan's voice brought Tian Ruan back to the present.
Tian Ruan gathered his thoughts and said confidently: "You have attended the annual meeting of Dongqing Group, so a welcoming banquet is nothing."
Lu Qiuyan did not refuse again. He was indeed feeling upset after not seeing Yu Shang for so many days.
Yu Shang came back in the evening, and in the evening, Tian Ruan took Lu Qiuyan back to the manor.
As soon as we arrived at the manor, we saw a flower car coming, full of fragrance, bringing the colorful scent of flowers of the four seasons of spring, summer, autumn and winter. Tian Ruan looked at the car in amazement, "I didn't expect Mr. Yu to be so romantic. He just went to pick up Mr. Yu and bought a car full of flowers."
Lu Qiuyan: "Giving your own son a car full of flowers, are you sure?"
After hearing this, Tian Ruan did feel it was strange, "Is it a gift for me?"
The float stopped in front of the manor gate. The driver got off hesitantly and the guard came forward to greet him. The driver asked: "Is this the Yu Family Manor?"
"Yes!" Tian Ruan shouted, trotting to the door, "Are these flowers sent to the Yu family manor?"
The driver was relieved. "It's delivered to the Yu Family Manor, to Mr. Helans."
Tian Ruan: “Ah???”
The driver has already boarded the car and driven the float in, and then he starts unloading the goods.
The housekeeper and security guards who helped unload the goods all thought that this was a gift from Yu Jingmo to Tian Ruan. The housekeeper said: "The master really loves his wife very much and is very romantic."
Tian Ruan was still confused. She couldn't connect the Yu Family Manor with Helansi. "Mr. Yu sent flowers to Helansi?"
Lu Qiuyan looked at the flowers and guessed, "Could it be that your Mr. Yu has lost his memory again and mistook He Lan Si for you?"
"Impossible, we worked hard until midnight last night..."
“…”
Tian Ruan thought of another possibility, "He mixed up my name with Helan Si's name, or he accidentally ordered the wrong one when buying flowers."
Lu Qiuyan asked the driver: "Are you sure the recipient is He Lans?"
The driver took out his phone and clicked on the order to confirm again and again: "Yes, it was sent to Mr. Helans by a Mr. Qi. The address is Yu Family Manor."
"???"
Tian Ruan: "Who is Mr. Qi?"
Lu Qiuyan: "How would I know? Maybe Mr. Yu also got his name mixed up?"
"Impossible, I called Mr. Yu for a long time last night..."
“…”
The housekeeper opened his arms in the flowers, looked up to the sky and exclaimed: "Mr. and Mrs. are so loving! This old slave has no regrets in this life!"
Tian Ruan felt guilty and had no face to face Lu Qiuyan, so he asked the driver, "Can you show me the order?"
The driver opened Meituan and showed him the order.
Tian Ruan looked carefully. He originally thought it was "Mr. Qi". But the moment he saw the word "Qi", his brain froze. Why was it Qi Feng's Qi?
It can't be such a coincidence, right?
How is that possible.
No.
Tian Ruan denied it three times and then called He Lans to ask what was going on.
The call was connected quickly. From the Helans side, one could hear the sound of flowing water, chirping birds and insects, and faintly the growl of wild animals. Tian Ruan was surprised and asked, "Where are you?"
"Zoo." He Lan Si's voice was clear and lazy. "The lions here are well-fed, with shiny fur. It's a pity that I can't touch them, so I can only draw them."
Tian Ruan went straight to the point: "A cart of flowers was delivered to the Yu Family Manor, and your name was written on the consignee."
"Oh, that one, it's for me."
"It was given to you by a man named Mr. Qi."
"An old friend."
"What's his full name?"
"Why are you asking this?" He Lans asked back, "Could it be that you also know this Mr. Qi?"
Tian Ruan took a deep breath: "Don't tell me his name is Qi Feng."
He Lans laughed loudly: "I can't believe it, I can't believe it, you actually know Qi Feng, how come you are related to him?"
Tian Ruan couldn't answer, feeling that his brain capacity was a little insufficient. The information was too complicated, and it took more than ten seconds for his brain to translate it.
"Hey, are you offline?"
Tian Ruan came back to his senses, "He gave you flowers?"
"It was very annoying." He Lan Si said, "So I just gave him the address of Yu's house. I didn't want him to know where I lived."
"..." Tian Ruan roared, "Are you annoying? I'm even more annoying!"
What a mess. Qi Feng and He Lans knew each other. He Lans didn't want to be harassed by Qi Feng, so he gave him his home address. The flower car entered the Yu family manor and the driver left. Even if I wanted to return the flowers, I couldn't.
According to Zhou Gu in the disco, the flowers should have been bought by him.
A week has passed, and it is obvious that this is not the first time that Helans has received flowers from Qi Feng.
"Does my elder brother know?" Tian Ruan forced himself to ask calmly.
He Lansi's tone was still so leisurely: "There's no need to let him know, it's not a big deal."
Tian Ruan's eyelids jumped, "It's not a big deal? Isn't it a big deal if someone steals his girlfriend?"
He Lan Si said lightly: "A girlfriend who can be easily poached is not a good girlfriend. Unfortunately, I am indeed not a good girlfriend. I am not sure whether I can be poached. Let's wait and see."
"...He Lan Si, if you are poached, my eldest brother can break your legs, do you believe it?"
"Yes," Hollands said, "when my legs are broken, I will paint a male version of Venus."
Tian Ruan was speechless for a long time, "It would be ugly if you limped."
"That's true." Helans still values his beauty. Physical defects are acceptable, but if it affects other people's impression, he still has to consider it carefully. Then I'll try my best not to break my legs. ”
Tian Ruan asked: "How did you and Qi Feng know each other?"
"If you want to hear gossip, pay."
Tian Ruan didn't want to pay: "I'll let my brother pay, you wait."
This matter couldn't be hidden from Du Henbie, so Tian Ruan called him right away.
Du Henbie picked up his phone in his busy schedule and heard a lot of messy footsteps, as if a group of people were walking on smooth marble in leather shoes. Du Henbie's voice was calm and powerful: "Brother, is there something wrong?"
Tian Ruan made it short: "There is a man named Qi Feng who has been sending flowers to Helansi for a week."
"?"
"That man must be trying to seduce my sister-in-law, you have to be careful, brother."
"Just sending flowers?"
"Yeah."
Du Henbie sneered and said, "Don't worry, I can't seduce her away." Then he hung up the phone, saying, "I'm working."
Tian Ruan was silent for a long while, speechless and choked with emotion.
It seems like he is the only one in the world who is anxious. Even if the emperor is not anxious, the eunuchs are.
The garden is full of flowers. Tian Ruan thought angrily, since you don’t care, then just wait for Qi Feng to come and kill you!
"Auntie Liu, Sister Zhang, come pick the flowers you like." Tian Ruan shouted, "If you like them all, move to the dormitory!"
Although these flowers are innocent, out of sight, out of mind, we might as well move them away.
Lu Qiuyan roughly understood the cause and effect and said, "Don't worry about it. When your eldest brother's house catches fire, he will be anxious."
Tian Ruan didn't want to see his elder brother suffer any more setbacks, but as a younger brother he had no say at all. Put yourself in his shoes. If someone sent flowers to Yu Jingmo, even if he wasn't anxious, he would at least be jealous. However, Du Henbie didn't seem jealous at all.
Tian Ruan couldn't help but doubt: "Could it be that I was wrong, and my elder brother and his wife are not that in love?"
They were so entangled until dusk, when Yu Jingmo came back from get off work.
"Mr. Yu." Tian Ruan couldn't wait to go out to greet him. He needed Yu Jingmo to help him sort out his messy thoughts.
Lu Qiuyan politely said "Hello, uncle" and "Sorry to bother you", then went outside to wait for Yu Shang.
Yu Jingmo went upstairs to change his clothes, and Tian Ruan took the opportunity to tell him the matter simply and clearly.
"What should I do?" Tian Ruan was filled with worry. "If He Lan Si was taken away, my brother would definitely be sad."
In front of the full-length mirror in the cloakroom, Yu Jingmo loosened his tie, pulled it open, and said calmly, "He should be anxious."
"ah?"
"It's actually a good thing that your eldest brother is involved."
"Good thing?"
"Which do you think has a bigger network of connections, a drug dealer or a DU family that almost monopolizes the entire European trade channel?"
Tian Ruan was stunned, then an idea flashed in his mind, "Of course my eldest brother is more awesome."
No matter how rich Qi Feng is, he can never compare to Du Henbie, a man whose wife can easily take away 4 billion. If it were someone else, they would go bankrupt in minutes.
Involving Du Henbie is undoubtedly an extra trump card.
If it were any other time, Du Henbie would be a typical businessman who would not do anything without profit. Even if Tian Ruan asked him for help, he would have to give him some benefits.
Now that Helans is being pursued by Qi Feng, it is a provocation to Du Henbie.
Du Henbie has always been involved in both black and white affairs, so he might not even take a drug dealer seriously.
Tian Ruan clapped his hands and said, "As long as my elder brother and Qi Feng fight, we will have nothing to do."
Yu Jingmo looked at the young man's gloating expression and laughed, "That's right. But aren't you worried about your brother's safety?"
After all, Qi Feng is a vicious dog who is desperate and looking for wealth, while Du Henbie's image is relatively positive. If they really compete in a polite manner, it is not certain who will win or lose.
"Then add fuel to the fire and make the big brother's anger burn fiercely." Tian Ruan's eyes sparkled, "I'm good at this, leave it to me."
"Even if you don't add fuel to the fire, the fire will still burn." Yu Jingmo raised his hand and grabbed Tian Ruan's head, "Just go to school and study hard, don't get involved."
"Oh." Tian Ruan was still a little afraid of death, and it would be best if he could watch the fire from the other side of the river.
The sound of a car was heard in the courtyard, and Yu Shang came back.
Everyone held a simple welcoming banquet for him. Tian Ruan took out fruit wine and drank with them. They didn't feel anything when they were drinking, but after they had enough food and drink, Lu Qiuyan's face turned red and Yu Shang was also a little tipsy.
Tian Ruan immediately ordered the housekeeper: "Quickly send them to a room to sleep!"
Housekeeper: "Yes, ma'am!"
Several servants wanted to help Lu Qiuyan up, but Yu Shang frowned and asked, "What are you doing?"
Two or three servants together were unable to pull Lu Qiuyan away. He was like a big rock, not moving at all.
Tian Ruan opened his eyes blankly. Sometimes he saw Lu Qiuyan stand up, and sometimes he saw him sit down. The chair he sat on became that of Yu Shang. Tian Ruan was horrified, but couldn't help but look secretly.
Lu Qiuyan shook his head, still maintaining his politeness: "I'll go home first, thank you... sweet and sour lotus root, braised fish, Yu Shang."
Yu Shang regained some consciousness and said, "I'll take you back."
"No, I'll go back by bike."
"Did you come here by bicycle?"
"It seems...he came here by car."
"Then I'll take you back."
"No, I'll go back by bike."
“…”
Seeing them pulling and tugging, Tian Ruan shyly peeked through their fingers, "Oh, you guys didn't even go to the room to do this, I saw it all."
Yu Shang was puzzled: "What did you see?"
"Lu Qiuyan has a great figure, son, you are so lucky." Tian Ruan seemed to have eyes that showed through Lu Qiuyan, and her face blushed, "She is not small at all."
“…”
"But yours is bigger, Yu Shang. What did Lu Qiuyan say? Yes, he said yours is a donkey whip, a big donkey whip!"
“…”
"Tsk tsk, it's so big. It will definitely be as big as Mr. Yu in the future. At least 20 centimeters long and 5 centimeters thick..." Tian Ruan's mouth was covered by a warm big hand, "Wuwuwu?"
This little bit of wine was not enough to make Yu Jingmo drunk. He put his index finger on Tian Ruan's soft lips and said, "Go to bed. You have to go to school tomorrow."
Tian Ruan was immediately distracted, "Oh, right, I still have to go to school. Son, Lu Qiuyan, I'm going to bed first, you guys should go to bed early too."
Lu Qiuyan stared at Tian Ruan. He didn't hear what Tian Ruan said clearly, nor did he understand what it meant. But he was inexplicably angry and suddenly said, "Tian Ruan, go eat the big donkey's penis. Tian Ruan, go eat the big donkey's penis."
Tian Ruan: “?”
Tian Ruan was confused and raised his hands, "Yes, I'm going to eat the big donkey's penis!"
The whole family: “…”
You could hear a pin drop in the entire main house. No one dared to say a word, let alone listen.
Tian Ruan turned his head and shouted to Lu Qiuyan: "Lu Qiuyan, you must also remember to eat the big donkey penis. It's delicious, like ice cream... woooo." His mouth was covered again.
"Ice cream?" Lu Qiuyan looked at Yu Shang, "Where can I get ice cream?"
Yu Shang really found him a vanilla ice cream.
Eating ice in this weather means ice on top of ice. Lu Qiuyan didn’t feel anything after taking one or two bites, but after the third bite, the coldness made him sober up a little, and he began to remember what he had said.
Lu Qiuyan: “…”
For the first time in his life, Lu Qiuyan had the urge to escape from the earth.
After eating the big donkey whip, Tian Ruan slept soundly and came back to life the next day when he woke up.
His soul came back, but his eyes were empty, without any joy of starting school.
Yu Jingmo pulled him up from the bed, dressed him, and said, "If you don't want to be a human today, you can be my doll."
Tian Ruan was really like a beautiful doll, allowing Yu Jingmo to play with him.
While eating breakfast, he kept his head down and didn't even say hello to Aunt Liu. Aunt Liu looked normal, and smiled as she added some shengjian to Tian Ruan's plate.
After dinner, Tian Ruan quickly fled the manor, trying to put everything behind him.
People are forgetful animals. He believes that as long as enough time passes, everyone will forget his embarrassing incident.
When we arrived at Deyin, the school gate was lavishly decorated with flowers. At first glance, it looked like a dreamy sea of flowers, and at the end of the sea of flowers was the castle of the princes and princesses.
Tian Ruan couldn't stand looking at so many flowers, as they always reminded him of the magical fact that the big villain was pursuing He Lan Si.
He simply picked up a branch, closed his eyes, and groped his way forward like a blind man.
Seeing this, everyone considerately made way for him and whispered, "Oh my God, what happened to his eyes?"
"He's so young, how pitiful."
“Tian Ruan?!” Wang Weiqi ran over howling, “We’ve only been a few days since we last met, and you’ve gone blind? Who hurt you? Who is it? I want to arm wrestle with him!”
Tian Ruan didn't even open his eyes, just listened to the sound and identified the location, "Nothing, I'm just tired of this world."
"What?"
Tian Ruan knocked the thick straight branch to the ground. "You still don't understand even if I tell you. This is a metaphysical problem, not a physical problem. From the perspective of the human collective and the four-dimensional perspective of the universe, from the development of AI to the recession of the global economy... we can draw a conclusion from this."
Wang Weiqi's brain cells were about to burn out. "What's the conclusion?"
Tian Ruan: "Mr. Yu, so handsome."
Wang Weiqi doubted his life: "…Why don't I understand what you said? Am I too stupid?"
Tian Ruan: "It's not that you're stupid, it's that I'm talking nonsense. But it's an objective fact that Mr. Yu is handsome."
Wang Weiqi scratched his head. "Your husband is handsome, so why do you tell me that? I'm not interested in him."
"Do you dare to be interested?"
"I don't dare."
"So I am an eagle-like man. Only a man like me can conquer Mr. Yu."
"You praised your husband once, and then you praised yourself again. What exactly do you want to say?"
Tian Ruan said a lot of nonsense, and felt relieved. "Maybe there is no harm without comparison. Wangwang, you are really my good friend. Talking to you, I feel that my IQ that ran away from home has returned."
Wang Weiqi’s IQ abandoned him forever, and he nodded, “As long as you are happy.”
Tian Ruan smelled the blooming floral scent in the air, the scent of perfume from the girls walking by, and the chilly air of early spring, and felt it was refreshing. He wanted to slowly open his eyes, feel this beautiful world and the wonderful campus life, but he bumped into someone with a bang.
The person who was hit groaned.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." Tian Ruan apologized quickly and opened his eyes to meet a strange and cold face.
The man was dressed in black, and the ironed, straight suit perfectly accentuated his broad shoulders and narrow waist. Although he wasn't extremely handsome, he was at least 70% handsome, and had a terrifying aura.
Tian Ruan was used to the powerful pressure from Yu Jingmo and the aura of his elder brother who was in a high position, so he had no feeling about this momentum. He opened his eyes, his brown pupils were filled with tiny sparks of light, and said sincerely, "I'm sorry, sir. I didn't mean to bump into you."
Wang Weiqi asked weakly, "Were you hurt by Tian Ruan, this eagle-like man?"
“Eagle?” The man covered his nose and stood up straight, his eyes lowered, “Him?”
Tian Ruan: "It doesn't matter if I'm an eagle or not, sir, if I hit you, I will pay for it."
"Compensation?"
Tian Ruan clinked and took out one, two, three, four, and five coins, keeping one for himself and giving the rest to the man. "Go buy a bottle of ibuprofen, which costs about four dollars. I'm going to give this dollar to Emperor Wenchang."
man:"……"
"Brother." A clear voice came, and then a familiar figure appeared in front of him.
Tian Ruan was struck by lightning: "Zhou Gu??"
The man Zhou Gu called brother was standing in front of Tian Ruan.
Tian Ruan: “…”
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