Chapter 72 Slam Dunk "Why did you kiss me?"
The regular members of Deyin's temporary basketball team are forward Lu Qiuyan, center Yu Shang, guard Tian Ruan, and passers Wang Weiqi and Xi Qin. The substitute players are Qian Lailai and the Minister of Sports. Because he is dark and strong, his nickname is Hei Dazhuang.
Bodyguard Da Zhuang: "There are people vying for a small role like me!"
Mao Qi comforted him: "You are not that dark-skinned, so you can be called Bai Dazhuang from now on."
Another bodyguard: "Black and white, big and strong, so impressive, like the Black and White Impermanence."
Da Zhuang: “…”
The two Dazhuangs did not know each other. When the host called out his name, Hei Dazhuang stood up and beat his chest like a gorilla. His powerful roar was like a lion's roar. He raised his pair of strong arms with a "ha" sound, showing his muscular biceps.
The boys from Deyin waved their arms excitedly, "Brother Hei! Brother Hei!"
Wang Weiqi was so envious: "Damn, this is too cool!"
Tian Ruan: “I don’t understand.”
Only someone like Wang Weiqi would find such a childish appearance handsome. Tian Ruan turned his head and saw Lu Qiuyan's admiration: "This is a real man."
Tian Ruan: “…”
Tian Ruan immediately changed his tone: "Brother Hei, you are so handsome! Wang Weiqi doesn't even need to play, you can beat the idiots in No. 2 Middle School with just one punch!"
Wang Weiqi: “???”
Lu Qiuyan asked Wang Weiqi seriously, "How about you guys switch? You'll be the substitute?"
Wang Weiqi: "No, I will fight hard."
The referee blew his whistle and called out on the radio: "The two teams will stand on either side of the center circle of the court."
Deyin's sportswear was white and blue, while No. 2 Middle School's was black and gray. He thought he looked very handsome and gave Deyin the middle finger. When Wang Weiqi saw it, both hands raised their middle fingers.
In the middle finger, the referee stood in the middle with a roll of his eyes, holding a basketball in his hand, and introduced the rules of the game: "The game is divided into four quarters, each lasting 12 minutes. If the scores of both teams are the same at the end of the fourth quarter, a five-minute overtime will be played."
Then the referee read out the foul rules and the court violation rules. After confirming that both sides were ready, the referee threw the ball upwards in the center circle of the court.
At once the signal gun was fired to start the game, Lu Qiuyan and the bald guy from No. 2 Middle School jumped up and shot the ball at the same time.
Lu Qiuyan was as swift as a tiger. Although the bald man was tall and strong, he was not as agile as Lu Qiuyan. The ball was snatched away from him. He cursed and started to defend.
Outside the three-point line, Lu Qiuyan was stopped and the ball was passed to Yu Shang. Yu Shang patted it, jumped and threw the ball high into the air.
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It's really awesome to be able to throw the ball from such a long distance.
The ball hit the opponent's basket with a bang, but there was a defender under the basket, so the monkey stole the moon and slapped it away. The ball fell into the bald man's hands.
The bald man dribbled the ball towards him with great momentum, but he could only dribble the ball three times. After the third time, he jumped up and shot the ball.
Tian Ruan also used the monkey stealing the moon trick and hit the ball out of the basket, just in time for Wang Weiqi to catch it.
Wang Weiqi did not forget that he was mainly responsible for passing the ball to Lu Qiuyan and Yu Shang, but which one should he pass to? After running one step, two steps, three steps, he hurriedly threw the ball to Lu Qiuyan.
Halfway through, the bald man intercepted and pretended to bump into Lu Qiuyan accidentally.
Lu Qiuyan fell to the ground suddenly.
"Lu Qiuyan!" Tian Ruan knew that Lu Qiuyan would be injured in this game, but he wanted to minimize the injury, so he raised his hand and called the referee.
The referee blew the whistle for a timeout.
The bald man shrugged and said, "I didn't bump into him on purpose. Who knew he was such a weakling."
Lu Qiuyan got up and said to the referee, "I'm fine, continue."
Tian Ruan: "No, this is a foul, points must be deducted."
Referee: "One foul will be recorded. After four fouls, the other team will get one free throw for each foul."
The bald man looked at Tian Ruan proudly and said without hesitation: "Four fouls are enough to kick you out."
Tian Ruan: "Really? Wang Weiqi."
Wang Weiqi immediately came over and gave him the middle finger.
Tian Ruan said something to Wang Weiqi, and Wang Weiqi nodded righteously, "I know."
"What did you say?" Lu Qiuyan asked.
Wang Weiqi's face was full of the glory of a saintly father: "Sacrificing myself for the benefit of everyone is worth it."
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The first quarter continues.
There were still eight minutes left, and everyone was racing against time, and the basketball finally fell into Wang Weiqi's hands. Just when everyone thought he would pass the ball to Lu Qiuyan, he slammed the ball into the bald man's lower body.
"Ah~" the bald man screamed.
Wang Weiqi: “…”
Wang Weiqi said to Tian Ruan in horror: "This is not right."
Tian Ruan jumped up to intercept the ball and threw it to Wang Weiqi, "Put more strength!"
Wang Weiqi's little universe exploded, and he used all his strength to hit the bald man's vitals.
"Ah!" the bald man screamed in ecstasy.
Wang Weiqi: “…………”
The whole audience: “…………”
Wang Weiqi acted as if he had been molested. He grabbed the ball angrily and hit the bald man on the head twice.
The bald man was like a troublesome little monster. Under Wang Weiqi's unremitting efforts, he fell to the ground and covered his lower body with a flushed face.
The referee blew the whistle four times in a row, judging Wang Weiqi to have committed a foul, and asked the bald man, "Can you still get up?"
Bald: "I'm up already."
Referee: “What?”
Bald: "Below."
The referee looked down and was stung by the burning sensation in his eyes. The bald man was carried away by two players, his eyes fixed on Wang Weiqi.
Wang Weiqi wailed, "I'm not clean anymore," and ran away.
Tian Ruan: “…”
The first quarter ended here.
No. 2 Middle School had 0 points, and Deyin had 0 points.
It was deathly quiet, and the students from the four schools all had a look of “what the hell” on their faces.
"Is this the strategy you came up with?" Yu Shang drank the mineral water he brought with him.
Tian Ruan said seriously: "Wang Weiqi is a brave man. I will always remember him."
Lu Qiuyan: "It's okay to kill one bald guy, Black Brother will take over in the next quarter."
Hei Dazhuang showed off his movable chest muscles, "Don't worry, Brother Lu!"
Xi Qin wiped his glasses with a glasses cloth, "The bald man died of perversion, and the rest are all cunning people."
After a ten-minute break, Tian Ruan sat there for less than five minutes before Director Hu called her away, "Ahem... Looking for you."
Tian Ruan was confused: "Who is it, ahem?"
Director Hu's goatee twitched, "Your brother-in-law."
Tian Ruan went to see Yu Jingmo.
Yu Jingmo slowly poured him a cup of tea, "Are you thirsty? Drink some."
Tian Ruan took a sip of the tea, which was at just the right temperature. He realized later that he was drinking like a cow, so he said, "I'll just drink mineral water. It's a waste to drink this."
Yu Jingmo: "Tea is meant to quench thirst."
Many people looked over, but seeing Tian Ruan standing calmly among the school leaders, and so close to the big boss Yu Jingmo, it didn't take long for his identity to spread among the students - Yu Jingmo's brother-in-law.
Isn’t it rumored that Yu Jingmo is cold-blooded and inhumane? You actually came to watch your brother-in-law's basketball game?
"Boss Yu must really like his wife." Someone speculated, "So he loves her and loves her too."
"Isn't his wife a bed climber?"
"Who knows if it's just a romantic relationship or just sex, it's true that some people are jealous."
"Then his wife must be a rich young lady who doesn't care about outside affairs and doesn't care about these rumors at all."
"Just look at his wife's brother, he must be very handsome."
"That's right, my divine wife, you must hide her from everyone."
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At the beginning of the second quarter, Hei Dazhuang was substituted on Deyin's side, and an unimportant NPC was replaced on No. 2 Middle School's side, replaced by the skinny leader who had burned Lu Qiuyan.
The skinny monkey bared his teeth and said, "I'm not bald, don't even think about attacking me."
No one on Deyin's side paid any attention to him.
Tian Ruan: "Oh yeah! We'll win!"
Lu Qiuyan: "We will definitely win."
Xi Qin: "Say it will definitely win, to avoid suspicion of advertising."
Deyin students: "We will definitely win!!!"
Fifteen minutes later, Deyin scored 6 points and Erzhong scored 3 points.
In the third quarter, Deyin scored 8 points and Erzhong scored 6 points.
If nothing unexpected happens, Deyin should win, but the original book says that in the last quarter of the game, Lu Qiuyan was tripped by a skinny monkey and broke his leg. The skinny monkey's shoes contained a secret, with a blade.
The skinny guy saved this dirty trick for the last quarter and almost won.
Tian Ruan didn't want to see Lu Qiuyan's leg injured, so before the fourth quarter started, he raised his hand and said, "Referee, I want to report that the skinny guy from No. 2 Middle School has a razor blade hidden in his shoes."
The whole audience was in an uproar, and the skinny monkey jumped up in anger: "You slandered me!"
Tian Ruan smiled and said, "You just changed your shoes. Take them off and show them to the referee. If I slander you, I will withdraw from the competition."
The referee said in a serious tone: "Student Shouhou, please take off your shoes and show them to me."
The skinny monkey bit the mad dog randomly: "Then I will report it too. There are also razor blades in their shoes. If we need to check, let's check together."
Tian Ruan: "Okay."
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Everyone on the basketball team took off their shoes for the referee to check. The ones on Deyin's side were fine, there was no smell. As soon as he arrived at No. 2 Middle School, he revealed his mask of pain and couldn't help muttering, "Your shoes are so smelly."
The people near the stands burst into laughter.
Second Middle School: “…”
There was indeed a blade hidden in the skinny guy's heel, with a switch, which almost scratched the referee's hand. The skinny monkey glared at Tian Ruan angrily, "Just wait for me."
Tian Ruan high-fived Lu Qiuyan and said, "Yeah! We've eliminated another cannon fodder."
Skinny Monkey: “…”
The fourth quarter was extremely intense.
Without the bald guy and the skinny guy, No. 2 Middle School was like a headless fly, running around recklessly, committing repeated fouls and wasting game time. They are like dead pigs that are not afraid of boiling water, and the longer they can delay the score, the better.
An idiot rushed over from the left and Tian Ruan jumped away.
An idiot rushed over from the right and Tian Ruan jumped away.
Thump, thump, thump ~ so smooth as if I was trampoline.
Everyone: “…”
Second Middle School: "Shit! Is he born in the Year of the Rabbit?"
Tian Ruan jumped onto the basket and slam-dunked.
The referee blew the whistle, the game was over——
Deyin scored 6 points and No. 2 Middle School scored 0 points. Deyin’s total score is 20, and No. 2 Middle School’s total score is 9, so Deyin wins.
Tian Ruan jumped excitedly and hugged Lu Qiuyan, "We won, we won, you are not hurt, hahahaha..."
Lu Qiuyan: “?”
The students from Deyin and Affiliated High School Nanzhong applauded enthusiastically, some threw flowers, and some threw snacks, fruits and hats onto the field.
A princess hat was stuck on Tian Ruan's head. He was blindfolded. He shook his head and his lips touched Lu Qiuyan's face.
Lu Qiuyan: “…”
Tian Ruan: “…”
The two stopped being excited, and Lu Qiuyan glared at Tian Ruan, "Why did you kiss me?"
Tian Ruan didn't lose the princess hat on her head, and said stupidly: "I didn't, it was an accident——"
With a loud bang, thunder rumbled in the sky.
Tian Ruan was shocked, no way? He just accidentally kissed the protagonist on the face and he was going to be struck to death? ?
No, he doesn't want to be struck to death.
With a flash of inspiration, Tian Ruan flashed behind Yu Shang and said, "Son, go!" With both hands, Yu Shang pushed towards Lu Qiuyan.
Lu Qiuyan was knocked to the ground, and Yu Shang's lips touched Lu Qiuyan's forehead.
Tian Ruan immediately covered their heads and faces with princess hats, which made the matter even more obvious.
Everyone: “!!!”
The thunder in the sky stopped, and Tian Ruan ran towards Yu Jingmo as if he had survived a disaster - Help!
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