Chapter 91 Why did you take off my pants on Christmas? I hurt my waist, no...
With the change of seasons, the private dishes have also been updated and diversified. The glutinous rice and lotus root are fragrant, sweet and refreshing, the baked blue crab with salted egg yolk is fresh and mellow, and the tangerine peel and baby pigeon meat are tender and rich in flavor.
After eating too much meat, the green hemp and wild rice stem are refreshing and crisp, slightly sour and spicy, and can completely relieve the greasiness.
Drink a cup of pear tea after a meal to clear away heat, moisten the lungs, and quench thirst.
Tian Ruan was very satisfied with the meal, and Yu Jingmo sent him back to school.
"See you in the afternoon, Mr. Yu." Just as Tian Ruan was about to open the car door and get out, Yu Jingmo pulled him over and gently touched his lips.
The driver was still there, Tian Ruan embarrassedly pushed him away and escaped like a rabbit.
Yu Jingmo watched him walk into the Deyin gate before returning to the group.
In the next few days, Tian Ruan reviewed Russian morning and evening, and Yu Jingmo corrected his pronunciation from time to time. The Russian spoken by Yu Jingmo was already like the low tone of the jade breaking at Kunshan, and there was an even more strange magic in it. Tian Ruan would be fascinated every time he listened to it.
"...Why are you daydreaming instead of listening carefully?" Yu Jingmo asked.
Tian Ruan walked in the morning mist of the manor, feeling ashamed, "Teacher Yu, please say it again."
Yu Jingmo had no choice but to teach it again.
Tian Ruan studied for a while and couldn't help saying, "Your Russian sounds like you're reciting a dragon's spell."
"Evil dragon?" Yu Jingmo's eyes were calm, and the corners of his lips were raised. "What curse?"
Tian Ruan: "A spell that lures the hero into a trap, then skins him and pulls out his tendons."
"So cruel? Isn't it a spell that lures the hero into a trap and leaves him naked?"
“…”
"Have you been tempted?" Yu Jingmo couldn't help laughing as he looked at the young man's fair face which was slightly red.
Tian Ruan did not answer, but strode back to the main house to eat, go to school and take exams.
When Aunt Liu heard that he had another exam today, she cooked some red eggs as usual. After Tian Ruan ate the eggs, he seemed to have confidence and walked towards the examination room with high spirits.
There were not many candidates taking the minor language exam, about thirty or so, including Tian Ruan and Yu Shang.
Looking at the whole book, there is nothing that the all-round protagonist doesn't know - the only thing he doesn't know is love.
Tian Ruan did not talk to Yu Shang and waited quietly for the exam.
Two invigilators came in. The deputy invigilator distributed the test papers, and the main invigilator played the listening part using multimedia. There was no oral part in this exam.
As he answered the questions with a rustling sound on the paper, Tian Ruan was surprised to find that the pronunciation of the listening test was not as standard as Yu Jingmo had said. It was like a blind cat catching a dead mouse. It would be different if he made his own adjustments at home.
After the exam, the results will not be announced until three days later. Tian Ruan turned around and put this matter out of his mind because the student union was busy as hell.
Every holiday is the time when the student union is extremely busy, especially the activity director Xie Tangyan. She is like a spinning top because she has to manage dozens of clubs in the school and communicate with the club leaders about activity plans, the number of participants, and the venue layout.
After being busy for three days without touching the ground, Xie Tangyan ascended directly into the sky and turned into a hydrogen balloon that exploded at the slightest touch.
"Go back and do it again!!"
"Figure it out yourself!!"
"Don't bother me!!!"
This is the line Xie Tangyan has said most recently.
Tian Ruan expressed deep sympathy for Xie Tangyan and took the initiative to take on the responsibility of inspection, visiting every club and trying not to cause trouble for Xie Tangyan.
It was boring to stroll around alone, so Tian Ruan took Lu Qiuyan for a stroll and gave Lu Qiuyan the false title of "temporary inspector" with a salary of 100 yuan a day.
Lu Qiuyan had such an idle job, and he and Tian Ruan were bored and wandered around the school.
Passing by the literature club, Zhu Zhizhi was holding a novel and laughing. Since the criticism was eliminated, the shameless girl let herself go again and openly read BL novels on campus.
Of course, it is a Jinjiang novel that has been overly castrated.
Why does Jinjiang exist in this world? Tian Ruan didn't understand either. Maybe the female channel is declining, and Jinjiang is really the only one that can compete.
"Talented man!" Huang Dou shouted excitedly, "Long time no see!"
Zhu Zhizhi spread out the pages of the book to prove to Tian Ruan, "I borrowed this from the library. If you don't believe me, look, there is a code."
Tian Ruan nodded, "It is a great honor to know your mistakes and then improve them."
“…”
Tian Ruan asked: "What activities do you have?"
Zhu Zhizhi: "Go to a reading club?"
"I mean the Christmas activities."
"What kind of activities can a literary club like us have..." Zhu Zhizhi paused, "Oh, yes, I also wrote a script for the opera troupe, so it can be considered a joint activity."
"What script?"
"Secret."
While they were talking, Lu Qiuyan boredly flipped open the book that Zhu Zhizhi was reading, and the first sentence that caught his eye was: He runs away and he is chased, but he can't escape even if he has wings! The best work of sadomasochism and pure love this year. What can I do to save you, my daddy!
Lu Qiuyan: “…” What the hell.
Zhu Zhizhi's eyes sparkled as she recommended the book: "Mr. Lu, this book is super interesting. Would you like to borrow it to read? It tells the story of a bottom who was adopted by a top since he was a child. When he grew up, he developed different feelings for his adoptive father, but the top liked women, and the bottom had a crush on him but to no avail. Until the top got a terminal illness and had to get a kidney, the bottom gave his kidney to the top..."
"Stop." Lu Qiuyan interrupted, "I don't want to listen anymore."
"Yes, yes, yes. No spoilers. You can take it and read it. Just return it to me in a week."
“I won’t watch.” Lu Qiuyan felt a chill. He was afraid that he would end up in Yu Shang’s shoes…
When Tian Ruan heard the word "adoptive father", he thought of Yu Jingmo and slammed the table: "Zhu Zhizhi, it seems that you are a person who can change your nature but not your state!"
Zhu Zhizhi: “?”
Tian Ruan's hands were sore from clapping that he blew on them, "What are you looking at? Your values are not right."
Zhu Zhizhi: "... Later, the top dissolved his adoption relationship with the bottom, and because of guilt, he married the bottom. Then the top sent the bottom to school, and it was not until later that the top faced up to his feelings for the bottom, and his values became more positive."
Tian Ruan: “Ah?”
Lu Qiuyan stared at Tian Ruan, "It's rare to see a top send his wife to school."
Tian Ruan: “…”
Zhu Zhizhi had a crazy look on her face: "Yes, the bottom sometimes calls the top daddy, oh my god, it's so cute. Every time the top hears the bottom call him daddy, he gets hard."
Tian Ruan: "…………Three perspectives are not correct!"
He would never call Yu Jingmo "dad"!
Then after school, as soon as Tian Ruan got into the car, the tall and handsome man next to her gave her a gift.
Tian Ruan opened the heavy leather box and was almost blinded by the dazzle. It was such a big yellow diamond, weighing 200 carats, brighter than gold and more dazzling than crystal.
"Thank you, Dad." Tian Ruan blurted out.
Yu Jingmo: “?”
Tian Ruan: “…”
Yu Jingmo smiled and said, "What did you call me?"
"Mr. Yu."
Yu Jingmo didn't look satisfied.
Tian Ruan endured the shame and whispered in Yu Jingmo's ear: "Thank you, husband."
Yu Jingmo nodded, "Why did you think of calling me dad? Did you see something strange?"
It hit the nail on the head, Tian Ruan could only nod his head and said, "I won't say it next time."
"It's okay if you want to scream."
"I don't want to..."
Yu Jingmo just smiled and said nothing.
Tian Ruan held up the beautiful and dazzling yellow diamond and asked, "What can I make of such a big diamond?"
“You can accomplish whatever you want.”
Tian Ruan couldn't think of anything better for now, "Leave it alone for now, it looks good this way."
"Um."
On Christmas Eve, Aunt Liu prepared three big red apples after dinner and said auspicious words: "May the master and his wife be safe and prosperous every year. May the young master be successful in his studies and rise to prominence."
Tian Ruan: "I also want to succeed in my studies."
Aunt Liu smiled and said, "Madam is very successful in her studies and always gets 100 points in the exams."
Tian Ruan: "...Most of the current test papers are worth 150 points."
"Then get 150 points every time."
Tian Ruan smiled happily and gave each of Liu Ma and the servants a small red envelope.
After all, it is New Year abroad, so a huge luminous Christmas tree was placed in the manor courtyard as a token of respect, with many colorful lights and gifts hung on it. Tian Ruan and Lu Qiuyan had a video call and asked him to pick a gift and bring it to him tomorrow.
Lu Qiuyan said casually: "I want the gift on top."
Tian Ruan could only climb up the four or five meter tall Christmas tree by stepping on a scaffold. Mao Qi saw this and said, "Madam, let me get it."
"It's okay, I'll get it myself." Tian Ruan felt that it would be more meaningful to take the gift for Lu Qiuyan by himself. Stepping on the top of the scaffolding, Tian Ruan slowly straightened his waist and reached out his fingers for the yellow gift box on the tip of the Christmas tree.
But the Christmas tree was too big to reach, so Tian Ruan said, "Move the scaffolding inside."
The scaffolding had wheels and was supported by four or five bodyguards as it slowly approached the Christmas tree. Tian Ruan was a little unsteady, but he finally reached the gift. With a hook of his finger, the gift box slid down from the treetop.
“Catch it now!”
The bodyguard was so busy trying to receive the gift that he forgot to hold the handrails. Tian Ruan was swaying like a tumbler. "Ah——?"
Mao Qi exclaimed, "Madam!"
Tian Ruan fell to the other side, "Yu-ah-!"
With a thud, he fell into a broad embrace with his arms and legs spread out.
Tian Ruan's leg and arm were caught by Yu Jingmo, and he was lucky enough not to fall face down on the ground. He moved in fear and let out a scream.
Ten minutes later, Tian Ruan was lying on the sofa. After checking Tian Ruan's muscles and bones, the family doctor said, "It's nothing serious, just a sprained waist. Just rest for two days."
Tian Ruan: “…”
Yu Jingmo felt relieved, "Thank you."
The family doctor added: "In addition to resting, you can also apply a hot towel and give a light massage."
Tian Ruan's eyes were blank. "Then can I still go to school tomorrow?"
Although he has no classes, Christmas is so lively that he has prepared his red and green Christmas clothes.
Family doctor: "It takes a hundred days to heal a broken bone. Although it's just a sprain, it's best to rest for a day. You can move around in the evening."
"…School is over in the evening."
What is this called? This is called "one misstep leads to eternal regret". The higher you stand, the harder you fall. If he had known this, he would not have taken the risk of climbing the Christmas tree.
Tears welled up in Tian Ruan's eyes and she felt extremely aggrieved.
The servants fell silent. It was such a wonderful Christmas Eve, not peaceful at all. It was indeed a foreign holiday and did not bless the Chinese.
Yu Jingmo said, "Take down the Christmas tree."
The butler responded, "Yes."
Tian Ruan said quickly: "That's such a waste, why not send it to school? Even though I can't go to school, it's also a token of my appreciation to the school."
Yu Jingmo: “Yeah.”
Then, Tian Ruan's kindness led to dozens of Deyin students being tempted by the gifts on the Christmas tree on Christmas Day and taking the risk to climb it. As a result, they fell and were injured, causing great grief to the whole world. But that is another story.
Now, Tian Ruan was carried into the master bedroom by Yu Jingmo, carefully placed on the bed, and his pants were taken off.
Tian Ruan stared at Bai Ruoyun's buttocks. "Why did you take off my pants? My waist is injured, not my buttocks."
Yu Jingmo said calmly: "I want to see it."
Tian Ruan: “…”
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