Chapter 141 Eating Melon Yu Jingmo raised his hand and rubbed his "soft melon"...
"What do you mean by Yu Shang's bananas?" Lu Qiuyan asked, "He didn't buy any bananas."
Yu Shang, who understood the double meaning of bananas too early because he had a pair of shameless fathers at home: "..."
Tian Ruan closed his mouth, opened it again, lifted the curtain and said, "Bananas are good for potassium. Potassium is one of the important elements in the human body. It participates in maintaining normal cell metabolism, regulating osmotic pressure and acid-base balance, and also affects neuromuscular excitement. If the human body lacks potassium, it will suffer from fatigue, muscle weakness, arrhythmia, etc...."
Lu Qiuyan interrupted: "No class today."
Tian Ruan got away with it, fortunately his yellow waste did not poison the motherland. Lu Qiuyan is going to join the army and contribute to the country's border defense.
Yu Shang looked at Tian Ruan expressionlessly, "Where's my dad?"
Tian Ruan: "He's busy, he should be back soon."
Yu Shang lay down for a while, then took out his phone and called Xi Qin: "How's the production team going?"
"Almost done. How are you?"
"Tell Xie Tangyan that I'm not dead."
"Okay." Xi Qin pushed his glasses up, "I'm curious, what do you think of Lu Qiuyan?"
"What do you think?"
"You worked diligently to bring him back to the right path, but he hit you on the head with a brick. How do you feel about that?"
"Xi Qin, are you an entertainment reporter?"
"I'm just asking. If you don't know his position yourself, the student union will be even less able to handle this matter."
However, whether it was intentional or unintentional, if you hit the student union president's head, you will be punished.
When Yu Shang thought of this, he frowned slightly and glanced at Lu Qiuyan who was peeling an apple. Fortunately, the apple skin was thick, otherwise if Lu Qiuyan had peeled it the way he did, it would have turned from a fat apple into a bamboo pole.
Tian Ruan looked at Yu Shang, who had a conflicted expression on his face, and was very curious about what the other party said, but unfortunately the message was not played aloud.
After taking a breath, Yu Shang said, "I will handle it myself, you don't need to worry about it for me."
Xi Qin sneered: "You still haven't answered the question directly."
"What do you want me to answer? Students are not allowed to fall in love too early."
Hearing this, Lu Qiuyan looked over, "?"
Yu Shang avoided his gaze and said, "Hang up."
Lu Qiuyan didn't ask any more questions. He handed over the apple that had been peeled so badly that it looked like it had been chewed by a dog, and said, "Eat it."
Yu Shang: "Have you ever bitten it?"
"No, I just shaved it."
Yu Shang took the apple and ate it slowly, as a vitamin supplement.
The door of the infirmary was open, and the cold wind rushed in, colliding with the hot air from the air conditioner. Tian Ruan suddenly sneezed. Looking up, I saw the tall figure of Yu Jingmo, "Mr. Yu."
Yu Jingmo asked Yu Shang: "How is it? Has your brain become stupider?"
Yu Shang: “…Very good.”
"Go to the hospital and get your IQ tested when you have time. It's better to be safe than sorry." Yu Jingmo's successor must be excellent in all aspects, including IQ.
"Um."
Tian Ruan saw that Yu Jingmo was serious and asked, "Then should I take an IQ test?" As Yu Jingmo's wife, do I also have to be excellent in all aspects?
Yu Jingmo lowered his eyes, his stern face curled up slightly, and his eyes softened, "No need, you have a very smart little brain."
Tian Ruan's eyes sparkled.
Lu Qiuyan looked at Tian Ruan and then at Yu Shang. Well, training an heir and pampering a wife are really different.
Yu Jingmo looked at Lu Qiuyan and said calmly, "Since you are the one who caused Yu Shang's injury, you should take full responsibility."
"Mr. Yu, Lu Qiuyan didn't mean it." Tian Ruan was afraid that Yu Jingmo would ask Lu Qiuyan to pay compensation.
"I will." Lu Qiuyan said, "I will pay for the medical expenses."
Yu Jingmo: "The medical expenses are not enough to compensate for the damage done to Yu Shang. Starting tonight, you will live in my house and take care of Yu Shang personally."
Lu Qiuyan: “…Ah?”
Tian Ruan: "Oh yeah! Okay, okay."
Yu Shang looked awkward, "Dad, there's no need for that. It's too much trouble."
Yu Jingmo asked: "Lu Qiuyan, do you find it troublesome?"
Lu Qiuyan: "I'm not a bother..."
"That's good. I've already contacted your parents, and they agree."
“……” Lu Qiuyan opened WeChat and saw several messages from his mother.
Lu’s mother: Why are you so careless? Is Yu Shang’s head serious?
Mother Lu: Mr. Yu has already contacted me. He won't bother with you, but he wants you to live in his house and take care of Yu Shang. This is what he should do.
Mother Lu: You should study hard with Yu Shang. He is the president of the student union and the only son of the Yu family. He has a bright future.
Lu’s mother: If you don’t have enough money, ask me for it.
Lu Qiuyan typed, deleted, and reduced some things, and finally sent a sentence: I have enough money, don't worry.
Apart from his schoolbag, Lu Qiuyan didn't need to pack anything. He just got into Yu Shang's car in such a simple outfit. The driver, who had a white face and no beard, smiled so hard that his teeth were not visible: "Master, please take good care of Master Lu these days. It's rare for you to come to our house as a guest."
Lu Qiuyan: "...I'm going to take care of Yu Shang."
Yu Shang did not comment and closed his eyes to rest.
Lu Qiuyan asked: "Does your head still hurt?"
"Um."
"Shall I massage your temples?"
"Um."
Lu Qiuyan pressed Yu Shang's temple and ended up making the bandage bleed.
“…”
The driver hurriedly said, "There's a pharmacy on the side of the road. Just go and change the bandage."
So their car stopped.
In the Maybach ahead, Tian Ruan looked out the rear window, fearing that Lu Qiuyan had lost him. "They've stopped. Let's go and see what's going on."
It is difficult to turn around on the bicycle, so the driver just turns right at the intersection ahead, drives for a distance and then turns right again into a small alley, which leads directly to the pharmacy.
The alley was narrow and there were not many cars, so the Maybach was driving slowly.
Tian Ruan peeked out the window to see how far ahead he was. He saw a pair of teenagers and shouted, "Stop, stop, stop, stop."
The driver stopped the car without knowing why.
Tian Ruan's eyes widened. When the boy in front looked over, he hid in the car and nestled in Yu Jingmo's arms. "Mr. Yu, look ahead. Are they Hai Chao and Nan Huai Ju?"
Yu Jingmo looked up. The windows of the Maybach had anti-peep film, so people from inside could see outside, but people from outside could not see inside. He said calmly, "It's them."
"What are they doing in broad daylight?" Tian Ruan lay on the passenger seat with her butt sticking out, her eyes wide open.
Yu Jingmo glanced at the young man's perky buttocks, showing no interest in the two young men in front of him. "What are they doing? What does it have to do with you?"
Tian Ruan: "Of course it's my business. One is my eldest nephew and the other is my classmate."
Yu Jingmo: "You eat your melon, and I eat mine."
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Yu Jingmo raised his hand and rubbed his "soft melon".
"..." Tian Ruan turned his head and glared at him, "Stop it."
"Yeah." Yu Jingmo didn't go too far. He just treated it as a pinch. It was just that the butt felt so good.
Seeing that Yu Jingmo's hands were very measured, Tian Ruan continued to eat the melon boldly and confidently.
Hai Chao lives in an old and run-down house nearby. He is the only one in Deyin who rides a bicycle to and from school. After finishing his work at school, he goes home as usual to prepare for his part-time job in the evening.
Taking a shortcut through this alley, he had just ridden in for a while when he heard the young man's angry shout: "Hai Chao! Wait a minute!!"
The off-road vehicle could not enter this alley, so Nan Huaiju could only chase on foot.
Hai Chao rode slower but did not stop until Nan Huaiju sprinted in front of the bicycle.
There was a sharp brake sound.
Hai Chao supported himself on one leg and looked at him coldly.
Nan Huaiju didn't know whether he was angry or cold, his face was red, "Hai Chao...what happened at noon..."
"Get out of the way." Hai Chao said lightly.
"I apologize to you for what happened at noon. I will compensate you for your loss!" Nan Huaiju said in one breath.
"Compensation? Loss?" Hai Chao chewed on the two words, "Are you sure you can afford it?"
"I'll pay you whatever it takes." Nan Huaiju's eyes and nose were red. He sniffed the clear snot and his voice was hoarse.
Hai Chao took out a pack of tissues from his pocket and threw it to him.
Nan Huaiju was at a loss as to what to do. He wiped his nose and said in a low voice, "I will definitely compensate you. I'm sorry."
Hai Chao strode out of the car, walked up to Nan Huaiju, suddenly snatched the tissue, and wiped his nose vigorously.
"Ouch, it hurts, I can do it myself."
"I'll do it."
"..." Nan Huaiju reluctantly let him wipe his nose. In fact, there was no snot anymore, but Hai Chao was still wiping it. His eyes were covered with mist. "Is it done?"
Hai Chao threw the tissue into the trash can and said, "No."
Nan Huaiju hurriedly took out his wallet, "How much money was deducted from you? I have three thousand, is that enough?"
"I don't want money." Hai Chao glanced at his pitiful look and rubbed his fingers.
"No money?" Nan Huaiju was confused, "Then what do you want?"
"I'm going to beat you up."
“…”
Nan Huaiju's eyes were filled with tears again. After thinking for a while, he finally gritted his teeth, closed his eyes and said, "Go ahead and hit me - but don't hit my nose, please."
Hai Chao paused for a moment, hummed, raised his hand, pinched the boy's slender neck, and pressed him against the wall.
Nan Huaiju was a little confused, but did not open his eyes, "Don't hit my nose."
Hai Chao gradually tightened the strength in his hands.
Nan Huaiju opened his eyes in panic, "Ahem, don't pinch me..."
Hai Chao loosened his five fingers and moved closer to him. Suddenly, he smelled a sweet scent at the tip of his nose. It could be perfume, food, or the smell of Nanhuai orange itself.
Nan Huaiju was really panicking and tried to pry Hai Chao's hands away, "Don't strangle me to death."
Hai Chao suddenly let go, "You don't want this, you don't want that, is this your attitude to compensate me for my losses?"
"Can I compensate you?" Nan Huaiju coughed twice and asked weakly.
"No, it's not enough."
"So what do you want?"
Hai Chao was silent for a moment, then looked at him and said, "Cry. Cry for me."
“…”
Nan Huaiju stared at Hai Chao in disbelief, "Crying?"
Hai Chao rubbed his fingers, confirming the strange and urgent desire in his heart. He wanted to see Nan Huaiju cry, the harder she cried the better, even if there were tears and snot.
His nose and eyes were red from crying, and he looked as pitiful as a stray cat.
He wanted to see this kind of Nanhuai orange.
"Why should I cry? I am a real man, I won't cry..."
Hai Chao looked at him coldly.
Nan Huaiju shuddered, and suddenly saw the Maybach, "How could that car get in?"
Hai Chao took a quick glance and couldn't see the people in the car clearly, but he didn't want to be seen, so he turned around and was about to get on his bike.
Nan Huaiju grabbed his sleeve and said, "Hai Chao, don't leave. I, I haven't compensated you yet."
Hai Chao shook him off, "Just forget about crying."
"...I cry, I'll just let it brew." Nan Huaiju thought about all the sad things, "I can't cry."
Hai Chao looked at him, "Come to my house, I bully you, and you cry."
"All right."
In the Maybach, Tian Ruan was eating watermelon with his butt sticking out and was so excited that he couldn't help but jump up, "Ahhhh!"
The Maybach trembled.
Nan Huaiju looked and said, "…There's someone having sex in the car up ahead!"
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