Lu Buyu took out twenty yuan and said, "I don't want you to give it to me. I have money! I can buy it with my own money!"
The stall owner scratched his head and said, "What's the matter? You don't want it even if it's free?"
This guy is really not very smart. He would be a bastard if he doesn't take advantage of the opportunity.
Lu Wan walked over and took two tomatoes. After all, she got them thanks to her looks.
Why not take it?
She threw the tomato up and caught it, smiling and saying, "Thanks, boss."
Lu Wan didn't dare to let the two old men go shopping.
Otherwise, if you buy five or ten kilograms of something... you definitely won’t be able to carry it back.
Buying vegetables turned into wholesale, and some stall owners saw that the two men had never bought vegetables before, so they deliberately persuaded them to buy more.
Lu Buyu turned and looked at Lu Wan.
"It's all your fault. You kept asking me to bargain, so I was trying to do two things at once and ended up saying something wrong."
Lu Wan: "Just to remind you, it was you who said you wanted to bargain."
Lu Buyu was stunned for a second: "...That's your fault, you put too much pressure on me! Of course I know that one six equals six, two six equals twelve, three six equals eighteen..."
Lu Wan didn't want to quarrel now, and couldn't help but interrupt the other party: "Okay, okay, it's my fault. I know you are very good. You can recite the multiplication table backwards and beat elementary school students."
"Your apology is not sincere at all!"
Just as Lu Wan was about to speak, she looked up and saw the stall owner who had just delivered the tomatoes running towards her with a cell phone in his hand.
"Well, can I take a photo with you? Otherwise, if I tell my wife that I saw someone who looks like a star, she will definitely not believe it." The stall owner said with a smile.
Lu Buyu hesitated for two seconds: "No, unless you give me two more tomatoes."
"Sure, sure! I'll give it to you!" the stall owner agreed immediately.
It's just tomatoes, no problem at all.
The two took a photo, and Lu Buyu said, "Do you want me to imitate your wife's idol's signature? Just add two tomatoes."
The stall owner was shocked: "Um...you didn't deliberately get plastic surgery to look like a celebrity and then work there. I've seen news reports that some people make money from this!"
Lu Buyu said in a cold tone: "Oh, forget it."
"Yes, yes, yes! Of course!"
"You see? I can get six tomatoes for free, can you?"
Lu Buyu looked very proud, finally feeling proud.
Lu Wan and Professor Lu looked at each other and said nothing.
This guy...isn't he really stupid?
Lu Buyu lowered his head and signed his name in a flamboyant manner, then handed it over casually.
"for you."
The stall owner was watching and exclaiming in amazement: "You know what, the signature is quite realistic. You must have practiced a lot in private, right? Oh, your nose is really well done. Can I touch your nose?"
"No!" Lu Buyu paused, thought for a moment and said hesitantly: "If you are willing to give me ten kilograms of tomatoes, you can touch them."
The stall owner was stunned: "Ten kilograms, isn't that too expensive? Forget it, I won't touch it. Aren't you too greedy?!"
The other party has such strong business capabilities, he should be able to make a lot of money relying on his celebrity face.
He wants ten kilograms at the beginning. How long will it take him to finish it?
Lu Wan, Lu Boyan: "..."
Lu Buyu widened his eyes.
Ten kilograms of tomatoes are too expensive? Isn't this just sixty dollars?
The number of people lining up to touch my nose could circle the earth! If I wanted, the tomatoes I received could fill up this entire vegetable market!
Ah, you don’t know what’s good! So angry.
The stall owner took the autograph and turned away without any regrets. Standing there, Lu Buyu became angrier and angrier as he thought about it: "Haha, no, I have to argue with him."
Lu Wan held his forehead and wondered what was going on.
Should she congratulate the other person on his net worth being worth six tomatoes, or feel sorry that he is not worth ten kilograms of tomatoes?
Why are you still arguing?
"Let's go, let's go buy some more." Lu Wan grabbed Lu Buyu who was about to show off his charm, and said, "You are already very impressive. After all, you can get six tomatoes for free. Old Lu and I can't do that."
Lu Buyu: "Really?"
Lu Wan: "Yeah, among the three of you, you are the most capable."
Lu Buyu: "Oh, it's good that you know it. I'm too lazy to argue with people who have no vision."
Lu Wan: "Let's go then."
Although this kid sometimes acts up, he can basically be coaxed into doing what he wants, so he is relatively easy to take care of and worry-free.
The subsequent purchase was led by Lu Wan, and the efficiency of buying things quickly improved.
In less than half an hour, Lu Wan had bought all the ingredients on the list and was ready to go home with his spoils.
———
At five o'clock in the afternoon, Ding Yong's wholesale vegetables were almost sold out.
At this time every day, his wife would help him close the stall. Today is the weekend, and my daughter who is in college also came to help.
You should know that his wife is a fan of Lu Buyu, and so is his daughter. The mother and daughter often watch the idol dramas starring that man over and over again at home, and they are completely obsessed with him.
Although I have never seen the real person, the guy who imitated the other person today was really tall, thin and handsome.
Thinking about it this way, Lu Buyu must be more handsome, no wonder girls like him!
"Mother of the child, Minmin, guess who I met when buying groceries today?" Ding Yong asked with a smile.
"Don't mention Lu Buyu." The woman joked while cleaning up, obviously not interested in this topic.
Ding Yong: "That's right! It's Lu Buyu!"
The mother and daughter looked at each other and laughed at the same time. This was a lie that would be exposed in a second.
Seeing that the two people were not interested, Ding Yong took out his mobile phone, found the photo and handed it to his wife.
"I knew you would do this! So I took a photo with you and asked for your autograph, so that I can provide some evidence."
The woman shook her head inwardly, her husband was a little too lively today.
But he took it cooperatively.
As soon as she looked down, she was stunned.
As a fan who had watched three idol dramas starring Lu Buyu, she recognized him at first sight.
Even with a hat and sunglasses.
Ding Yong handed the signature on the last page of the account book to his daughter on the left.
"Look what this is."
Ding Min took it and couldn't help laughing out loud when she thought about her father still making such a childish joke at his age.
But when she looked down and saw the signature, she was stunned.
As a die-hard fan, she knew Lu Buyu's signature and had even imitated it before.
The mother and daughter looked at each other and cried out at the same time.
"Husband, Lu Buyu is here, why didn't you notify me! You should have called me right away!"
"Dad, you only asked him to sign his name? Why didn't you ask him to write a few more words! Write my name! And you're not even telling him to do that until now!"
Just one signature, not enough for her and her mother to share.
Seeing that the mother and daughter were very emotional and seemed about to have a car accident, Ding Yong did not keep them in suspense: "I knew I could fool you. In fact, this is an imitator of Lu Buyu. She deliberately had plastic surgery to look like this."
Ding Min: "Dad! This is Lu Buyu, why do you say that?!"
"Hubby, why are you lying like that? How can someone look exactly the same after plastic surgery?"
Ding Yong was a little anxious: "No! You heard that I am really just an imitator! Not the real me!"
Seeing that his father really didn't seem to know, Ding Min took a deep breath and asked, "Dad, did he come alone? What did he buy? What did he say?"
"It seemed like they were a family, with his father and sister. They came to buy tomatoes. I said six yuan per pound, and he bargained for 20 yuan for three pounds."
Ding Min:! ! !
That's right, this is exactly like something her idol would do!
She should have come earlier, and thus missed the opportunity to see Lu Buyu up close.
She hates it!
Looking at the mother and daughter with expressions of regret and shock, Ding Yong scratched his head. So the person buying groceries today was really a big star?
Do big stars buy their own groceries?
But now that I think about it, the other person really looked like he was at the vegetable market for the first time.
If I had known this earlier, I would have given the ten kilograms of tomatoes to the other party.
——
The three members of the Lu family returned home carrying large and small bags.
Lu Wan directed two people to put the dishes in the kitchen. She was still thinking about what to do next when she saw Professor Lu holding a miniature electronic scale? And the measuring cup came over.
Lu Wan: “…”
Are you going to experiment in the kitchen?
Professor Lu took out a few plates and started preparing according to the recipe.
"2g of salt, a dozen peppercorns, and a little soy sauce. If it's a little, then I'll measure out 10ml."
Ten minutes later.
"There's a fire! I was clearly following the procedures!" Lu Boyan was shocked.
Lu Wan: “…”
Ok, it turns out these two are from the same lineage.
Last time, Lu Buyu was almost blown up by the kitchen. It is obvious that Professor Lu is more ambitious.
He wanted to blow up the whole house.
Well, it’s no wonder that he participated in weapons research.
Lu Wan: "Old Lu, please stand aside first, I'll do it."
Lu Boyan: "How can that be? I said I would cook for you, but it's only the first day and I can't hold on any longer."
"I'll be done soon, go wait outside, or else the kitchen explodes and we won't have anything to eat for a month."
Lu Boyan thought about it carefully and it seemed so. He smiled and said, "Dad will help you. Wanwan, if you need my help, just tell me. Let's divide the work and cooperate."
"Oh, there really is one." Lu Wan looked at Lu Buyu, who rolled up his sleeves and was eager to try. She clenched her fists and said, "Help me watch him and take him out. Um, you can peel all the garlic you bought."
A task must be assigned so that the two of them can have something to do and not disturb her.
Lu Wan demonstrated how to peel the skin, and the two men said it was no problem at all.
Lu Buyu: "This is too easy!"
——
When Zhao Jianing walked in, he saw the father and son sitting at the dining table peeling garlic. He was stunned for several seconds before he came to his senses.
"What are you doing?" she asked, and turned around to see Lu Wan cooking in the kitchen.
Professor Lu showed his wife a plate of garlic he peeled: "I am really good, I learned how to peel garlic today."
Lu Buyu refused to be outdone: "I peeled more than him!"
Zhao Jianing: “…”
How do I put it? The men in the Lu family are really more troublesome than the others.
Lu Boyan still looked very proud...
God knows, when she decided to marry him, she worked so hard just because she wanted her husband to be able to concentrate on doing what he liked without any worries.
So, her husband, whom she had taken good care of for more than 20 years, suddenly showed off his garlic peeling skills to her with excitement.
Mr. Zhao was in a very complicated mood.
Lu Wan turned off the fire, washed his hands and said, "Okay, I'm done. We can eat right away."
She cooked four dishes and one soup.
Braised spare ribs, stir-fried pork, shredded potatoes, the chopped pepper sprouts that Lu Buyu specifically requested, and winter melon and clam soup.
Aunt Zhao often stews soup, and she would often spend an entire afternoon stewing the soup slowly. Lu Wan was in a hurry, so he just boiled the soup directly with boiling water.
But the clams she bought today were very fresh, and she thought they should taste good.
Lu Wan can cook. She learned it from her adoptive mother, who can cook many dishes to please her adoptive father.
Now that I think about it, her adoptive mother had always been very good to her, but the key point was that the woman was cowardly and incompetent. She could barely protect herself, so how could she be good to her?
If kindness has no edges, sometimes it is nothing.
Lu Wan: "Okay, it's time to eat."
The other three people were all shocked. Lu Buyu came back to his senses and said in a faint voice, "Sure enough, a pervert."
Professor Lu slapped her hard: "How many times have I told you not to say that to your sister?"
Lu Buyu became completely obedient, picked up the chopsticks and started eating.
He has recently reduced his carbohydrate intake in order to get in better shape for concerts, but braised spareribs go really well with white rice!
If you only eat without soul!
Seeing that the other party was hesitant, Lu Wan took the initiative to serve a bowl of rice and threw it over.
He also compacted the rice in a very evil way.
Zhao Jianing smiled and said, "Shushu, you are better than your mother. You can cook such a big table of dishes. It must have been difficult in the past."
Lu Wan: "No, it's nothing. Besides, I'm fine now."
Lu Buyu nodded: "Yes. Look how strong she is. Don't worry."
Lu Wan: “…”
If you can't talk, you can really shut up.
Lu Buyu quickly finished a bowl of rice, still feeling unsatisfied. Are all Lu Wan’s cooking so delicious?
Lu Wan was very considerate and helped the other person serve another bowl of rice.
Lu Buyu hesitated for a long time, but finally picked up the meal.
Lu Wan watched the other person finish the bowl, then smiled and said, "You consumed at least 1,500 calories tonight, so you can handle it yourself."
Lu Buyu:! ! ! ! !
"Lu Wan!"
Lu Wan stood up: "You ate the food yourself, it has nothing to do with me."
Zhao Jianing: "That's right, Lu Buyu, take a break and go for a run."
“…”
After getting Lu Buyu away. Lu Wan felt much quieter.
There was a dishwasher in the kitchen and with my parents helping out, we cleaned up quickly.
At seven o'clock in the evening, Lu Wan went to her room to continue reading.
As for Lu Buyu, he was still running with gritted teeth, paying for today's sinful meal.
The Lu couple were sitting in the study, one looking at documents and the other reading a book.
No one knew that Lu Buyu had become a hot topic.
Today’s hot search was not bought by the studio or its partners.
Lu Buyu relies on his own strength, or rather, on his stupidity.
#Lu Buyu I pretend to be myself#
This trending search continued to rise and soon became number one.
Someone in the vegetable market recorded the bargaining, taking photos and exchanging autographs for tomatoes.
This vegetable vendor was just taking pictures for fun.
After all, Lu Buyu is very handsome even with a hat and a mask, his skin is very fair, and he stands out from the surroundings, as if he has his own filter and halo.
Ding Min posted this video in the fan club group, and it quickly spread.
Suddenly it became popular.
Fans find it funny, why is their idol on the trending search list so weird recently...
A totally unexpected pose.
Passersby clicked in and said they were amused again. Other companies buy trending searches to create personalities and promote endorsements, but Lu Buyu is different.
He is here to release original crosstalk and entertain the public.
"Tomatoes are six yuan a pound."
"I won't say more, 20 yuan for three pounds."
"Can I take a picture with you?"
"No, not unless you give me two more tomatoes."
The funniest thing is that after he became inflated, Lu Buyu unilaterally demanded ten kilograms of tomatoes before he was willing to be touched on the nose by the male stall owner.
This request can be said to be very humble.
Then the other party rejected it very rudely, saying it was too expensive and not worth it.
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