Deng Yixia! Deng Yixia!
This woman was wrapped in a tattered blanket, so she wasn't exactly naked!
But I came here to hunt tigers, so why am I running into a naked woman? Is this tiger some kind of spirit?
Upon seeing Jiang Ming, the woman was so shocked that she forgot all about shame and immediately knelt down, crying and begging, "Brave warrior, save me! Save me!"
wipe?
This is outrageous!
I must say, this woman is not only more developed than Chen Ermei, but she's also prettier!
Jiang Ming stared intently at the woman's body, swallowed hard, and asked, "You're not a tiger in disguise, are you?"
"No, no, no, I came here for a marriage alliance, but I was captured by a tiger and brought here!"
"A marriage alliance? You think a tiger will catch you?"
Jiang Mingxin thought to himself, "This is like a blind man making ramen; it's all nonsense."
However, after listening to the woman's tearful account, he finally understood the strange thing.
The woman's name was Murong Xue. She was a princess of the Xianbei tribe. Because of the marriage alliance between the Xianbei and the Yan Kingdom, she was sent to the Yan Kingdom. On the way, they were attacked by a tiger, and almost all of the people who were escorting her died.
The tiger herded her and several of her dowry maids to this cave, eating one of them every day or two, and now she was all alone.
"Then why don't you run away? The tiger isn't home right now."
"There are wolves outside! If I stay in the tiger's den, at least the wolves won't dare to come in, and I don't know the way, waaaaah! Brave warrior, save me!"
"Hiss!" Jiang Ming gasped, pondering the trickery involved.
Unlike wolves, tigers do not primarily eat humans.
The fact that this tiger specifically eats people and then captures them to use as food can only mean one thing: its teeth are failing, it must have cavities.
The crowds are so smooth and shiny, it's easy to bite!
Wild animals have thick hides and tough flesh, making them naturally less convenient to eat than humans.
This also explains why the mountain god frequently descends the mountain to attack people.
There was once a Bengal tiger in India that ate more than 100 people because of its bad teeth.
Jiang Ming's eyes darted around, and he said, "Your Highness, I can save you, but you have to promise me something in return. There's no such thing as a free lunch, is there?"
"No problem! I'll do anything for you as long as you save me, sob sob sob!"
"Well, I haven't decided on the conditions yet. Time is limited, so we need to act quickly!"
After saying that, Jiang Ming picked up a large lump of tiger droppings from the tiger's den and smeared it on the woman.
What are you doing?
Murong Xue was terrified. She thought to herself, "Is this kid crazy or what? Why is he smearing shit on other people?"
"Tsk!" Jiang Ming clicked his tongue. "What am I going to do? I'm going to save you! Let's not leave. Wolves won't dare to come near tiger droppings, and... this stuff is also the key to getting rid of the tiger."
"The key to eliminating the tiger?"
"Hmm! There's no time to explain. Quickly smear the poop on yourself, and then pick up some more."
......
Murong Xue was not wearing any clothes, only wrapped in a blanket. Despite her disgust, she smeared tiger excrement on the blanket.
"If you're going to arrange a marriage alliance, why are you going around naked?"
"This...this is our local custom; the bride is wrapped in a blanket and sent to her husband's house..."
Murong Xue lowered her head shyly, her voice even softer than a mosquito's hum.
"Damn! Tsk tsk tsk!" Jiang Ming grinned mischievously, thinking to himself that this custom was good and worth promoting.
"Alright, let's get out of here!"
After arming themselves with 'chemical weapons', Jiang Ming took Murong Xue's hand and quickly left the tiger's den.
Murong Xue found it inconvenient to be wrapped in a blanket, so she simply left it off, grabbed the blanket, and followed Jiang Ming, running naked towards the other side of the mountain...
Across the river lies the territory of that 'Mountain Ancestor'!
The so-called 'Mountain Ancestor' is actually a bear-man, much larger than this 'Mountain God'!
Jiang Ming's so-called plan was to drive the bear and tiger away, making these two top predators fight each other so that he could profit from it!
The trigger for this proxy war was the cub that this bear had just given birth to!
Strangely enough, bears usually give birth between December and February of the following year, while they are still hibernating, and they hibernate together with their cubs.
But this bear gave birth in late autumn and often left its cubs in the cave while it went out to find food.
This season is when bears store up energy and fatten up in preparation for hibernation, so they hunt around the clock and are often away from home.
At this moment, stealing its 'treasure' is the key to "stirring up trouble".
Jiang Ming led Murong Xue across the stream quickly, climbed a hill, and arrived at the bear cave.
He had seen this "mother and child" pair before when he was fleeing famine, so he knew the way very well.
Time was of the essence, and there was no time for further explanation. Jiang Ming was ruthless and killed the bear cub with just two or three stabs. Blood splattered all over the bear den!
"Brave warrior, what is this?"
"Hey! With your IQ, it's hard for me to explain this to you. Let's go!"
Jiang Ming wrapped the teddy bear in the blanket that Murong Xue had used to cover herself, and together with Murong Xue, they quickly retreated back to the mountain god's territory.
He discovered that although Murong Xue wasn't particularly clever, she was very sensible and obedient.
Moreover, the women of the Hu people are strong and powerful, with the strength of a man!
He simply carried the little bear, which weighed less than 20 pounds, on his back and followed closely behind Jiang Ming.
Every so often, Jiang Ming would throw down a piece of tiger poop as a landmark to attract the bear.
The two moved extremely quickly and ran to the other side of the river in one breath.
Jiang Ming asked Murong Xue to put down the teddy bear wrapped in a blanket, which made the girl pant heavily.
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