In the Ming and Qing dynasties, in big cities, such as Beijing in the north, there were very few toilets on the streets. Toilets are like flood control, where drainage is the key, and blocking is impossible. Therefore, since toilets are hard to find, the streets are full of filth.
The Qing Dynasty's "Yanjing Miscellaneous Notes" records: People urinated and defecated in the streets, and women also emptied the toilets in the streets. In addition, there was cow and horse urine, which increased unabated. The filth was so heavy that the smell could be heard everywhere.
"Miscellaneous Notes on the Old Capital" also records that pedestrians often urinated and defecated on the road. Although officials punished them, the decadent trend was irreversible and even officials urinated and defecated on the road.
This was the case during the Qing Dynasty, the peak period of feudal society, and Jingguo was no exception.
When Fang Zheng first traveled through time, he was panicked at first, and then he kept comforting himself that he was the chosen one. His complicated emotions kept interweaving.
Finally, when he went to Sheshuo for the first time, the balance was broken. Fang Zhengyi fell into complete despair. All his beautiful fantasies about time-travel life were shattered at this moment.
Damn time travel, can’t you let me shit properly?
After several years of hard work and with a certain amount of capital in hand, Fang Zhengyi finally began to promote the new type of toilets in Taoyuan County in a brutal manner.
Now seeing Li Yuanzhao stepping on poop, it reminded him of the painful past.
I could only sigh and shake my head.
The toilet... still needs to be repaired! It will cost us everything!
Li Yuanzhao yelled at Fang Zheng in grievance, "Zhao! We can't stay here anymore!"
Fang Zhengyi was just about to go forward to comfort him when he suddenly saw four people with bad intentions approaching Li Yuanzhao, and his heart immediately began to tighten.
Those guys were obviously street thugs.
His fists were clenched until they made a cracking sound, and he uttered harsh words: "Little brat! He made dirt everywhere. Brothers, teach him a lesson!!"
Li Yuanzhao also became alert and felt a little nervous, but he still got his hands ready.
Fang Zhengyi immediately shouted, "You little brats, come at me if you can!"
The gangsters immediately glared at Fang Zhengyi, then turned around and walked towards him.
"What the hell did you just say?"
"I say congratulations and prosperity!"
Now it was Fang Zheng's turn to panic.
Damn, I didn't bring Zhang Biao with me today... I can still fight one-on-one, but now there are four of us...
Fang Zheng looked around and began to feel around on the ground. Suddenly, he felt that the ground was well-maintained. There wasn't even a decent stone...
Li Yuanzhao was so anxious that he kept jumping up and down. Seeing four people surrounding Fang Zhengyi, he began to look around, and finally his eyes slowly moved to the pile of dirt under his feet...
He yelled, "You bastards! Get at them!", then took a deep breath and gritted his teeth.
With a big kick, the indescribable thing flew in all directions and shot towards the four thugs.
The gangsters turned around immediately when they heard Li Yuanzhao's shout.
Then I saw some indescribable semi-solid substance coming all over me, covering my body and face.
Fortunately, Fang Zhengyi was standing behind the four people and managed to escape the disaster.
The gangsters were stunned... One of them wiped his face, sniffed it, and said stupidly: "Boss, it's daddy."
"Ah! Fuck!" The leader reacted, furious and eyes full of anger.
However, the noise was so loud that it attracted the street patrol official, who had no choice but to turn around and run away, cursing.
When the other brothers saw their boss running away, they also fled in panic...
Fang Zhengyi looked at Li Yuanzhao with admiration.
With this skill, I can probably set him up a football team to play with.
This may be the first quasi-emperor in history who played with shit, and he can be regarded as an emperor of all ages!
Li Yuanzhao jumped over on one leg with an expressionless face. The trouser legs and shoes of his raised leg were covered with dots of traditional Chinese medicinal herbs.
Fang Zheng wanted to cover his mouth and nose, but when he thought about how Li Yuanzhao had saved him just now, he put his hands down awkwardly.
He said with concern: "Your Highness is really good at kicking. I admire you...Are you okay?"
Li Yuanzhao shook his head and said calmly: "I don't want to stay here anymore... I want to go back to the palace! Just saw off this leg..."
After saying this, two lines of tears flowed down his cheeks.
Blanch! Bad start!
Fang Zheng hurriedly comforted Li Yuanzhao, then dragged him to a clothing store and changed his clothes for him despite the owner's disdainful look.
After changing his clothes, Li Yuanzhao sat unhappily on the threshold of the clothing shop, staring blankly into the distance.
He seemed to be still immersed in the exciting experience.
The boss originally wanted to kick him out, but Fang Zheng gave him a tael of silver and became so happy that he stopped caring about him.
Fang Zhengyi also felt very awkward when he sat next to the prince.
This is the prince who has been spoiled in the palace since childhood with fine clothes and delicious food.
This kind of thing must have been a huge shock to his young mind, and he would have needed some time to calm down too.
After sitting for a while and seeing that Li Yuanzhao still didn't say anything, Fang Zheng opened his mouth to comfort him, "Your Highness, don't think about it."
"As the saying goes, a blessing in disguise. If I step on something, it's fine. It may not be a bad thing."
“Maybe some people like the feeling of stepping on shit when wearing shoes. Let’s sell shoes together in the future, and you will be the Chief Experience Officer!”
Li Yuanzhao glared at him when he heard this.
Then, the two fell into an awkward situation again...
Fang Zhengyi couldn't sit still any longer, so he stood up and walked out. After a while, he came back with two strings of candied haws.
Handing a bunch to Li Yuanzhao: "Here, candied haws! I'll take you to dinner later, whet your appetite first..."
Li Yuanzhao took the candied haws expressionlessly, took a fierce bite, and said dejectedly: "I have always aspired to be a wise ruler, but now my life has been tarnished. It's all your fault!"
"Ah, don't take it to heart. Heaven and earth know, you know, and I know. It's okay! Relax, Your Highness!"
Li Yuanzhao turned his head dimly: "Okay, I'll strangle you to death and pretend nothing happened!"
"........., if you want to be happy, then pinch me." Fang Zhengyi was helpless. It was too difficult to appease the naughty child.
Li Yuanzhao sighed again: "No matter what, please don't come to Banshanfang anymore... My life is ruined here..."
"Old Fang, please go ask my father to help me get back the 20,000 taels of silver. I don't want this place anymore."
Fang Zheng was so anxious that he kept scratching his head. What on earth was going on?! His business collapsed before it even started?
"Your Highness! You can't handle this little setback!? What's the big deal about getting a little shit on you? People can eat it even when they're extremely hungry! Cheer up! Your Highness is a first-class real man in my eyes. Can this little thing break you down?"
"................"
"What kind of man are you if you give up halfway like this!"
“.................”
"I'll give you one hundred taels, and you can smile!"
Li Yuanzhao took the banknote and curled his lips towards Fang Zheng.
Fang Zheng was delighted when he saw them one by one. There was hope!
"I'll give you another hundred taels!"
"I'll give you another hundred taels!"
"I'll give you another hundred taels!"
"Give me more..."
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