"One day, I'll fucking kill that old bastard of a Pope when I get the chance!"
Looking at Xiao Shuai's heroic appearance, Fo Bole and Da Zhuang felt inexplicably inferior.
While I was still thinking about living a good life, my brother had already started to think about how to deal with the Pope.
Is the gap between people so big?
"You're awesome!" They both whispered at the same time.
Xiao Shuai calmed down and said, "Of course, you just arrived here and need time to get familiar with the environment. There is no rush now. And when you get there, we are not asking you to rebel, but to win over the people. In short, if you meet poor people, give them some money, help them and show them your concern. You don't need to do anything else for now."
"Damn, isn't he going to the property management office?" Da Zhuang muttered.
Xiao Shuai shrugged his shoulders: "If you are really brave enough to rebel, I won't stop you... You guys eat first, we can talk about this matter in detail later."
Hearing this, the two nodded at the same time and continued eating.
Suddenly Da Zhuang looked up and asked, "By the way, when we came here, we met a strange man who said he was selling fish cups. What does he do?"
"Oh, this, this fish cup is..." Xiao Shuai explained lightly.
After listening to this, Da Zhuang and Fo Bole continued to eat calmly.
Seeing this, Kalemi, who had been silent, suddenly became excited: "Why didn't you two react? Don't you think it's abnormal?"
Da Zhuang raised his head and said nonchalantly, "Hey, as a man, everyone has some needs. This is nothing, both of us have used Coconut before."
"What!" Kalemi screamed, "Coconuts can be used!?"
For a moment, he felt as if he was isolated by the other three people, and felt that he could not fit in with the group because he was not perverted enough...
Xiao Shuai touched his chin and wondered, "How do I use a coconut? Isn't it empty inside? How can it be a good experience?"
Da Zhuang put down his chopsticks and waved his hand: "You don't understand! This coconut needs to be processed before it can be used. Now drill a hole of the right size on the outside, then find something to crush the coconut meat inside, and finally fill the coconut with ghee. Butter should be even better."
"It's so slippery when you use it, and the crushed coconut is like countless little hands swinging around~"
"You guys are so perverted!!!" Kalemi was in a state of confusion.
Xiao Shuai clapped his hands and exclaimed, "Oh, what a great idea, but the cost is a bit high! Do you have any more on the ship? Bring them over so I can see them."
Da Zhuang smacked his lips and said, "It's embarrassing to let people see that thing. Just throw it away after use. There's no more."
"I have it." Foberle, who had been eating, said, and then he took out a small coconut from behind his waist, "I made it yesterday, but I haven't had time to use it yet. Here it is for you."
Xiao Shuai took the coconut, played with it in his hand for a while, and indeed found a small hole two fingers wide.
He put his fingers in and stirred it a few times, then exclaimed in shock: "Hmm... Hmm! Holy crap! This is awesome... It's like there are a bunch of little hands touching it, it feels like it's moving. Coconuts are so magical!"
He was just stirring the situation when Kalemi, who was standing beside him, stood up suddenly, leaned against the wall with a horrified face, pointed at Xiao Shuai and said tremblingly:
"Stop...stop playing around, look at your hands!"
Xiao Shuai looked down and his face suddenly changed. He threw Coconut away and let out a scream.
"Fuck! Why are there maggots in there!!!"
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