Zhou Maoxue put his hands on his belt and shouted to the crowd: "Fang Zhengyi openly insulted us, so we can't just turn a blind eye and do nothing! Today he sent the Jinyiwei to restrict our actions, and we will be in front of his house..."
"Hurry up! Hurry up! Don't let those bastards pee at my door!" Fang Zheng hurriedly pulled Xie Xian to the front.
Damn it, these bastards are just doing a sit-in protest, why are they so tasteless… It’s not like what they see on TV.
Xie Xian was well prepared. He took out a pen and paper from his pocket and led the others to run over quickly!
Zhou Maoxue was just about to open the floodgates to release the water, but unexpectedly a pen was stuck in front of him, and there were a few people standing behind him in a daze.
He immediately held back his words, and asked in shock and anger, "Who are you?"
Xie Xian said seriously, "I am Xie Xian, a reporter from the Mid-Levels Daily. I heard last night that some scholars gathered here to denounce the Marquis of Jianye, so I came here to interview him."
"I see that you, a scholar, seemed to be about to urinate in the street just now. My Mid-Levels Daily News and the Beijing Military Affairs Bureau have been advocating civilized behavior and setting new trends in Beijing, encouraging the people to pay attention to hygiene and civilization and use public toilets for convenience."
"May I ask why you are walking your bird in public, and why you are defecating and urinating in the street? Do you have any special hobbies? Why don't you go to the toilet? Do you think the toilets are not convenient?"
"You are sick!" Seeing several reporters picking up their pens to record, Zhou Maoxue tied his belt in frustration, "Who! Who defecated and urinated in the street! Which eye did you see it?"
"No! How did you get in? You are Fang Zhengyi's people!" Zhou Maoxue reacted immediately.
Xie Xian said calmly, "We, the reporters of the Mid-Levels Daily, have the privilege of interviewing. We will go wherever something big happens. In many cases, the Royal Guards will not interfere. We are on the street here, so we can move around freely."
"I wonder if this gentleman is willing to be interviewed by the Mid-Levels Daily News?"
"I don't want to! You and Fang Zhengyi are the same as birds of a feather, get out of here!"
Xie Xian was not annoyed. He led the many reporters and quietly retreated to the side of the Jinyiwei, glancing at the scholars present.
He said in a clear voice: "Anyone who is willing to be interviewed please come over here and have a chat. I would also like to remind everyone to be hygienic and civilized."
"Develop good habits for yourself and leave a good environment for others. Overcome bad habits and develop civilized behavior..."
Fuck you!
Zhou Maoxue was at a loss for a moment. He walked down the stairs angrily and sat down on the ground angrily.
But as soon as he sat down, his expression suddenly changed!
Grass...it seems...it seems like something is coming out...!
The other scholars were not much better. Their faces turned purple and they gritted their teeth and started to go against their biological instincts.
At the same time, he stared fiercely at Xie Xian and others who were still promoting civilized slogans.
If these bastards hadn't been hiding behind the Jinyiwei, they would have taken action!
Isn't this just torture? I'm waiting for the convenience, how can I do it now?
On second thought, even if I fight, it's too late. If I get beaten to the point of shitting and pissing myself, will I still be alive?
Li Yuanzhao saw the clues and laughed while covering his mouth at the corner: "Fuck, Old Fang, I think you don't need to care about it. Send people to the streets to spread the word that this group of people are sitting here to protest against Dongjiao University and the imperial decree, and would rather die than retreat. Then find a group of ordinary people to watch, and then we can disintegrate them one by one."
Fang Zheng smiled and said, "That's a good idea, but this is not a solution. If I do this, they will hate me, and there will be trouble later. It will only be more troublesome when that happens."
"Besides, if they get too impatient, there will be trouble. What if two shameless mad dogs show up and pee outside my door to vent their anger? Can I still live in this house?!"
Li Yuanzhao was stunned: "Then what are you going to do?"
Fang Zhengyi did not answer him directly. He instructed the Jinyiwei beside him, "Go find someone to prepare a batch of chamber pots for them and send them over urgently. Don't let the future pillars of Dajing get too depressed. Anything else is not allowed to pass."
"Send two more people to rent me two large houses across the street that can accommodate all of them. Also, buy some food, bedding, tents... prepare a sword and... wait for my arrangements before proceeding."
The Jinyiwei took careful notes, and after everything was arranged, he turned around and left the alley.
Li Yuanzhao asked in a low voice: "What are you doing? You got so many things, and you want to keep them alive? What do you want to do?"
Fang Zheng pointed at the crowd and asked with a smile, "Look, what do they look like?"
"Like what?" Li Yuanzhao scratched his face. "Like a stray dog. What else can it look like?"
Fang Zheng smiled and said, "That's right, they are like dogs that have lost their homes. The easiest thing to deal with is dogs that have lost their homes. Just give them a home. I estimate that if they can only hold out for one more day tomorrow, someone will definitely give up."
"You will be exhausted both physically and mentally at that time, and that's when I will take advantage of your weakness." Fang Zheng rubbed his hands together, "I haven't used this trick for a long time, so it's a little rusty."
"Hiss~ I don't understand, what do you want to do?"
Fang Zhengyi grinned and stared at the protesting people: "Hey, if the people's hearts can be used, I will be a civilian leader!"
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