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In the toilet, Fang Zhengyi was squatting on the pit, sweating profusely and looking pale.
He held a roll of toilet paper tightly in his hand.
It's toilet paper, for sure.
With Lord Fang's current status, he always carries toilet paper even when going out to sea.
I was ready to go out early this morning, but I suddenly felt severe abdominal pain.
Then he ran to the toilet and squatted there for half an hour... It must be that the poor foreigner's meal yesterday had upset his delicate stomach.
My legs are numb from squatting, and my stomach still hurts when I stand up. I don’t know when I will feel better.
Just as Fang Zheng was feeling sad, three loud noises came from next door.
Fang Zheng was startled and cursed without thinking: "Who the hell farted and scared me! There are firecrackers in the Py!"
"Master, why are you here?"
"Zhou Tie?"
"It's me, sir. Are you feeling unwell? I heard you squatting there for quite some time."
Fang Zhengyi sighed weakly, "Ah, food poisoning."
"I think I have food poisoning too." Zhou Tie said in a muffled voice, "Western food is not worth having. Foreigners don't care about hygiene at all. They don't even wash their food!"
"Fuck! I knew you guys didn't wash it! What did you eat yesterday?" Fang Zheng said angrily.
"I...I had boiled pork slices."
"What! There's still boiled pork slices for sale in the Holy City? Has our Dajing cuisine spread so far? Is it authentic?"
"It's not a big view dish... it's too fishy and tastes terrible!" Zhou Tie sighed twice, "Master, I'm done. I'm leaving now."
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"Ah... I see..." Fang Zheng said weakly.
Outside the toilet, Li Yuanzhao was waiting anxiously, but he was accompanied by Xie Xian.
It's been almost an hour! Lao Fang is still squatting inside, the situation is not optimistic!
But at this moment, Zhou Tie pushed open the door of the toilet and walked out, taking a long breath of fresh air outside.
"Cool!"
After saying that, he looked at Xie Xian and asked suspiciously: "Old Xie, we went there together, how come you are okay?"
"I'll just buckle it for a second."
"You are such a fucking waste of money...Oh, Your Majesty!" Zhou Tie glanced at Li Yuanzhao and immediately bowed down to pay his respects.
Li Yuanzhao's face darkened: "How is Lao Fang in there?"
Zhou Tie slapped his forehead and said seriously, "He has food poisoning and he's still having diarrhea. I hear he sounds so weak, I'm afraid he's dehydrated!"
Li Yuanzhao immediately became anxious, strode forward and slammed the toilet door, shouting, "Old Fang, come out quickly! I've brought a doctor with me!"
"I haven't finished pooping yet! Don't talk to me!"
"Lao Fang! Stop pulling, I'm scared..."
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