Taoyuan County Government Office, 6 a.m., sunny weather.
The exhibition halls were crowded with people, and countless tourists were frantically checking in and taking photos.
At the gate, a slim and beautiful female host was performing with ease in front of the camera.
"Dear audience, we are now at the entrance of Taoyuan County Government Office."
"You can see a plaque with the words 'Teacher of All Ages' hanging on the door, and below it is a bust of Fang Sheng Fang Zhengyi when he was young."
The hostess said as she started picking up the cue cards.
"Fang Zhengyi, his pen name is unknown, and his pseudonym is Qinglian Jushi. He has used the pen names Li Bai, Du Fu, Su Shi, Meng Haoran, Cao Xueqin..."
"He is a famous artist, writer, chemist, mathematician, physicist, politician, lyricist, composer, singer, dancer, performer, conductor, gourmet, performer, writer, triangle player, inventor..."
The surrounding tourists began to applaud, but a discordant voice came from the crowd.
"What's there to introduce? Everyone in the world knows this!"
"Today is a global live broadcast. Foreigners don't know much, so why would they say so much to you?"
The female host was of excellent quality and continued to talk freely in front of the camera.
"Singer, calligrapher, rap founder, diplomat, military strategist..."
The female host read a paragraph and some people started arguing again.
"Calligrapher, are you kidding me? Fang Zhengyi's calligraphy is notoriously ugly, like a dog crawling! That's not pure performance art? You can't just make up nonsense just because he's famous!"
"You are illiterate, if you don't understand art, then stop talking! Fang Sheng's calligraphy is eclectic and unique, with bold and free strokes. I'm annoyed by you, a jack of all trades who read some garbage on the Internet and dare to comment on the artistic attainments of our ancestors?"
"That's right! There are always bastards who forget their roots!"
The female host continued: "Gourmet, founder of modern art, weapon design expert, aerodynamics... Fang Zhengyi is also praised by all walks of life as the founder of modern society, the founder of the fashion clothing industry, the pioneer of film art, the father of computers, the pioneer of artificial intelligence, the inventor of public areas... the advocate of vernacular writing, the initiator of the anti-smoking campaign, the emperor of the Jin Dynasty, the emperor of Dajing..."
“The founder of wolf culture, the advocate of the no-overtime movement, the initiator of the two-day weekend…”
He recited it for more than ten minutes and showed no sign of stopping.
The tourists who were originally listening with great interest finally became impatient.
"Stop reading! To sum it up in one sentence, he's everywhere. It's really troublesome!"
"There's no room for that many people! Taoyuan County simply can't accommodate that many people!"
The hostess continued to read: "... the person with the highest sales of publications in history, the last master in history."
After saying all this, the female host finally breathed a sigh of relief, and the people around her also felt relieved.
When I was in school, this shit was given out in a separate booklet, and it’s really torturous to listen to it now.
"Okay, everyone follow me into the exhibition hall and visit with me."
The crew followed the host's footsteps and began to move forward. The tourists were of very high quality and consciously gave way when pushed by the security guards.
The female host smiled sweetly and stretched out her hand to introduce the items. The first thing she pointed to was a dragon robe.
"Please look, everyone. This is the dragon robe that Fang Zhengyi wore back then. In his later years, Emperor Jing's dementia became more and more serious. He recognized Fang Zhengyi as the crown prince many times and wanted to pass the throne to him, even going so far as to cause a scene in the court."
"The great emperor Li Yuanzhao was kind and filial. In order to appease his father, he forced Fang Zhengyi to take the throne and made him emperor for one day... The next day, Fang Zhengyi resigned and became the emperor with the shortest tenure in history. The record for the second shortest tenure is still held by Fang Zhengyi, the emperor of the Jin Dynasty."
"Although it's short, Fang Zhengyi is the only man in history to have served as emperor of two countries. This is a good story."
The hostess finished speaking and continued walking inside.
"We can see that there are many paintings hanging in the exhibition hall, all of which were created by Fang Zhengyi himself. The most famous one among them is this "Sunflowers"."
The painting "Sunflower" by the Great Saint Fang Zhengyi
"Fang Zhengyi's paintings were all created at home in his later years. He painted "Starry Night" at the same time as Sunflowers. The lines in this painting are tangled and swirling, giving people a sense of freedom in space, and the vortex in the painting cleverly corresponds to turbulent motion. This amazing discovery shocked the world."
Through this painting "Starry Night", later generations discovered the special functions of Fang Sheng's eyes.
"This also indirectly confirms some of the records in the diaries passed down by Fang Zhengyi's students. Fang Zhengyi once discovered a black hole with his naked eyes."
A heated argument broke out among the surrounding tourists.
"Oh shit, I can't listen to this anymore... If I wasn't with my girlfriend, I would rather die than come here..."
"If you have anything to say, just tell me whether the painting matches the turbulence. If it does, then it means he can see the black hole."
"Oh, you are a bunch of scum who question our ancestors every day. You find faults when you don't live up to your expectations!"
"Everyone's physique is different, there's no need to be stubborn!"
The female host couldn't help feeling a little annoyed at this moment, and the photographer on the opposite side hurriedly raised his sign when he saw this.
Indicates that she has used AI to block out the noisy background.
The female host took a deep breath and said, "Then we can see the urinal on the right. Its name is "Fountain". This artwork deeply reflects the dynamic nature of art and is also rated as the most influential artwork in the world. At the same time, the urinal is also one of Founder's 1,000 representative inventions."
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