His sudden slap startled Zhang Dongxiang, who couldn't help but tremble all over.
Fang Zhengyi continued loudly: "Unreasonable rules need to be changed!"
"Is there any law against people defecating in the toilet? Is there any law? Where in the Dajing Law does it say that examinees are not allowed to defecate? Please tell me!"
Fang Zhengyi's speech was too vulgar, he kept saying the word "shit" which was really unbearable to hear and made people feel sick.
Zhang Dongxiang's face flushed as he said, "Don't make a fuss here! What are you talking about Dajing Law? The examination room has its own rules! How can you be so vulgar!"
vulgar?
Fang Zheng twitched his lips and said, "I'm going to say it. Shit! Shit! Shit! Forget about the examinees. Even if Wenquxing came down to earth, he would have to shit!"
"You! How dare you insult Wenquxing?" Zhang Dongxiang was shocked.
I didn't expect Fang Zhengyi to dare to bring up Wenquxing and even link it up with Ah Duwu.
The stars in the sky have always symbolized the imperial court. Wenquxing, as the star in charge of the wisdom of the world's literati, has even been personified as Emperor Wenchang and has long been highly respected.
People usually call the successful candidates the "Wenquxing" (literary star) incarnate on earth.
Although not everyone may believe this, everyone has some awe for Wenquxing in their hearts.
Now Fang Zhengyi actually said such outrageous words in the examination room of the Imperial Academy, which really made Zhang Dongxiang unable to accept it...
"How dare you associate Wenquxing with such filthy things! How outrageous!"
"Tsk, filthy? Wenquxing doesn't have py? If he doesn't have py, what kind of god is he!"
"You dare..." Zhang Dongxiang pointed at Fang Zhengyi tremblingly, and his heart began to ache again.
No, I can't let it go on, if I continue I'm afraid I'll pass away...
When Fang Zheng saw the old man trembling, he immediately shut his mouth.
He seemed to have been confused by himself several times, and his body could not bear to be angry anymore. Respecting the elderly and loving the young are traditional virtues.
"Okay, Third Uncle, let's stop talking about shit. It's disgusting."
Isn't it you who's been saying this all along! Your py is growing on your face! ! ?
Zhang Dongxiang's chest began to rise and fall again.
"The so-called prevention of cheating is simply an excuse. The strictness inside and outside the examination room is such that I believe that even without the so-called stamp, it will not have any impact. Third uncle, ask yourself and answer me truthfully, is this really the case?"
Zhang Dongxiang closed his eyes, calmed down, and said slowly: "Yes...it won't have much impact on cheating in the exam, but it is necessary."
"All officials must go through this test, and the candidates in the Imperial Examination Hall are no exception."
"If he can't even pass this little test...I think he is unworthy of being an official. Other officials would think so too. It's that simple."
Fang Zheng sighed, feeling somewhat emotional.
That's the real reason...even though he didn't say it so clearly.
The so-called shit stamp, this ridiculous unspoken rule was not created to prevent candidates from cheating.
No examiner would be so stupid as to assume that a candidate would cheat after going to the toilet and thus disqualify him from promotion.
The real reason is that the imperial examination system was naturally developed in order to tame these quasi-officials!
The first step a candidate takes into the Imperial Examination Hall proves that they have officially begun to come into contact with the power system!
The power from top to bottom will begin to test it.
Being obedient...is the first step to winning the right to enter officialdom.
This kind of rules is definitely not formed by the orders of a certain person, but is one of the domestication methods that naturally evolved from the bureaucratic system.
To give an example that is not quite appropriate, it is like your boyfriend (girlfriend) asks you for a gift on 520. Although he does not want your money, if you do not buy it, then you will fail the test, which means you are not attentive to him! After buying a gift, you will be tamed invisibly! From now on, you must buy gifts every 520...
How to domesticate?
The simplest and most direct way is to start by lowering your self-esteem!
How can you be an obedient person if you can't even hold your shit? You can poop in your pants, but you can't break the rules and go to the toilet.
If you go, I'm sorry, you have lost the chance to be accepted by the court.
Because you are not obedient enough in your bones!
If you want to become a pillar of the imperial court, you must first break your pride, break your spine, and then reshape yourself after entering the imperial court!
Tests are everywhere!
Fang Zheng had already understood all this.
Although this kind of domestication in the examination room is still an unconscious product in Dajing, it is not like this in later generations!
This set of rules from the previous life has been summarized as psychology and management and is still under continuous research.
Many companies are already very good at it!
The most typical one is the ice-breaking ceremony!
Hold a welcome ceremony before joining the company, calling it ice-breaking.
The main activities are to play some small games, question-and-answer sessions and the like, so that everyone can get to know each other.
The games played mostly involve touching and grabbing, and involve physical contact.
The questions may include when was the first time, who was it with, how many hours, what was the experience like, etc.
In short, they all revolve around questioning extremely personal privacy, suppressing your self-esteem, and tearing apart your sense of shame, so as to achieve the effect of domestication!
Although he has no memory of the imperial examination, Zhengyi has had plenty of experience in being screwed before he traveled through time, so he is very familiar with this routine!
Therefore, it is not easy to completely remove this thing from the examination room. Zhang Dongxiang is unable to be stubborn, so he can only take a roundabout approach.
"Uncle, there are only three things that matter to me in the examination room." Fang Zheng took a sip of tea.
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