The servant laughed and said, "All the filth flows away through the pipes."
"Because Taoyuan County is located at a high altitude, there are large pits outside the county to collect waste. Some people don't have flush toilets at home, so there are special workers to collect the waste and transport it to the pits."
Guo Tianyang thought about it for a moment and quickly found something wrong!
"If we flush so many things every time, won't the pipe at the end get clogged?"
The servant clapped his hands and said, "Master, you are smart! In fact, this pit is not big at all and is not far from the river downstream! But a special waterwheel was used. It is said that the power of the waterwheel can transfer the filth to other places?"
"Where to transfer?"
"The next county."
Emperor Jing: “….”
Guo Tianyang: “….”
The servant said with some excitement: "Speaking of pipelines, it is the largest project in our county. The whole county has been working on it for two years!"
“I was involved in it at the beginning.”
"Our county magistrate said! The manure pit must be kept away from Taohua County, otherwise the dirt will sink into the ground over time and the water will become bitter!
The water in Taoyuan County is so good! It’s clear and sweet! People from neighboring counties come here to buy water. We can’t let them down!”
"The county magistrate is kind-hearted and can't bear to see others not being able to drink good water!"
Fuck your kindness! You threw the feces at other people's houses, and only your water is sweet, and you still have the nerve to sell water? !
Guo Tianyang had a look of hatred on his face. He said, "I have never seen such a despicable person in the palace!"
Emperor Jing's throat felt a little tight and he felt nauseous because the water in the capital was really bitter. Was this the reason?
"Oh, it's really not easy to build a pipeline. Our county magistrate is still thinking about connecting it to the moat in the capital. Anyway, there are many people in the capital."
"If it weren't so far away and the terrain wasn't so complicated, and the waterwheel wasn't powerful enough, I guess it would be fine!"
Emperor Jing and Guo Tianyang immediately glared at each other!
This guy is so immoral in every possible way!
"Is this manure just going to be wasted? Aren't you going to farm?"
"We will set aside some money, but our county doesn't make money from farming." The waiter didn't notice their glances and continued to introduce: "There are no toilet tokens in our toilets, so we have prepared water guns and toilet paper here."
As he spoke, he pulled out something that looked like a wooden faucet from behind the toilet.
"Look, there's a handle here, and water comes out when you press it."
As the boy said this, he pressed the handle and a stream of water spurted out.
"This water gun has an independent water tank filled with salt water. Our county magistrate said that salt water can only clean it thoroughly! All inns in the county are equipped with this!"
"Someone will come to refill the salt water for you every morning, or if it's not enough, you can just pull the rope."
Guo Tianyang's eyes lit up! This is great! It's so convenient
Emperor Jing covered his forehead and felt dizzy. Washing the butt with salt water was such a luxury!
The servant then opened a secret compartment next to the toilet, revealing a stack of white paper.
"After you rinse, use this paper to wipe it dry and throw it in the trash can. Someone will come to collect it. Also, we have already crumpled this paper. If you don't have enough, you can ask for more."
"Wipe your butt with paper!?"
Emperor Jing and Guo Tianyang were both shocked!
Seeing the two of them were puzzled, the servant explained: "Alas... I am really ashamed to talk about this paper."
"This is the only paper our store can provide. It's still a little hard to use. I heard that the paper used in government offices is as soft as facial tissues."
"By the way, if you go to the public toilet outside, you should use this toilet paper. Our county magistrate does not allow the use of toilet paper because it is unhygienic, so the county does not have it."
"I have something to tell you two! When the county magistrate first promoted this toilet paper, many people were not used to it. There was a jerk around him named Zhang Biao, who sewed up anyone who used toilet paper!"
"Don't mess with him if you see him. He has a mole on his forehead. He doesn't look good, but he's extremely strong and not very smart!"
"The toothbrush and face towel are all placed on the side for you. If you have any other questions, please call me at any time. I'm leaving now!"
The two of them were shocked beyond words, and their anus tightened at the same time.
Emperor Jing waved his hand weakly and sent the servant away.
I turned around and saw a toothbrush and a face towel placed on the side.
There was actually a mirror on it that I hadn’t noticed yet!
Looking at myself clearly in the mirror, I saw more wrinkles on my face and my temples were slightly gray.
I couldn't help but reach out and touch it. This mirror... is so magical! ?
Then he smiled bitterly and said, "Am I old?"
"Why is everything here something I have never heard of..."
When Guo Tianyang saw the servant had left, he pounced on the secret compartment like a mad dog pouncing on its prey, pulled out a full dozen papers, and rubbed them vigorously.
"Your Majesty! It's good paper! It's good paper! You can write on it!"
Emperor Jing looked at the white paper and nodded, "Got it. I'm tired. I'll find a chance to meet the local county magistrate tomorrow. I want to see what kind of person is able to manage a small county like this!"
.......
Taoyuan County Government Office, backyard
"Xiao Tao, your massage skills are far inferior to those of the girl in Xueyue Tower! Too light!"
Fang Zheng slumped in the recliner, chewing some preserved fruit, his speech unclear.
Behind him was a pretty maid with bright eyes and a charming look.
The maid's name is Fang Yutao. She is an orphan adopted by Fang Zheng sixteen years ago. He also gave her the name. She is now 28 years old.
I heard Fang Zhengyi's dissatisfied voice.
Xiao Tao pushed him hard and said, "Then go to Xueyue Tower!"
"Okay...I'll go."
Fang Zhengyi stood up lazily, but was pushed back by Xiaotao.
He squeezed it hard with both hands.
"Yes! Keep it at this strength."
Xiao Tao gritted her teeth and pinched it, and Zhang Biao walked in.
"Master! My brothers have news that the two merchants who just came into the city are here to do porcelain business."
"Do you want to bring someone here?!"
Fang Zheng shook his head in dissatisfaction and said, "Why are you in such a hurry? Are you used to being a thief?"
"When the time comes, they will come to you on their own."
"Things are different now. Many industries in the county are just starting out. Many things need to go abroad and be formalized!"
"It would be bad if we cooperate with others and cause public resentment. That is not a long-term solution!"
"With my achievements, I can be promoted at any time. If someone who has a grudge against me goes out and talks nonsense, won't I be promoted to the imperial court directly?"
"Zhang Biao, you are hoping that I will leave quickly!"
Zhang Biao bared his teeth and said, "Don't worry, Master! No one can take you away. As long as I am here, I will die in Taoyuan County!"
"roll!"
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