"Hey, get up, you're taking up my space."
Fang Zheng was in a daze when he felt two kicks on his waist. When he opened his eyes, the sunlight was a bit dazzling.
I slept from the afternoon until noon the next day.
The first thing Fang Zheng did after waking up was to stand up and look forward.
When I saw this, I was stunned. There was nothing in front of me.
He looked up at the person who had just kicked him.
A young beggar with a dirty face was staring at him.
Fang Zhengyi's eyes flashed with ferocity: "Where's my bowl?!"
"Bowl? What bowl? Where did the bowl come from? You are occupying my land." The little beggar said angrily.
Oh shit…I lost the bowl and made another stupid mistake.
How could I not hold back and fall asleep? Damn it!
Fang Zhengyi slowly got up, leaned against the wall and scratched his messy hair in annoyance.
"Are you leaving or not? If not, I'll call someone." Seeing that he had no intention of leaving, the little beggar couldn't help but threaten him.
Fang Zheng raised his head and glanced at him.
Seeing him holding the bowl, he said calmly: "Is there anything to eat? Give me a bite. I'm starving."
The little beggar was very happy. It was the first time he saw someone begging for food from a beggar and speaking so arrogantly!
"No, brother, there's no need to be hungry after the New Year. Be nicer."
"Look at my pants, I'll exchange them with you."
The little beggar took a look at Fang Zhengyi's pants, revealing two rows of small yellow teeth.
"Hey! Okay! I have a bowl of rice soup."
After saying that, he handed the bowl over.
Fang Zheng took the bowl and poured the rice soup in the bowl into his mouth.
I regretted it the moment I put it in my mouth. I don’t know what was in this broken bowl, but it smelled fishy!
Not to mention the turbid rice soup, it's fishy and sour!
As soon as he took a sip, Fang Zheng felt as if he was hit on the back of his head with a club!
But I had been hungry for several days and there was nothing to choose from. No matter how bad this thing tasted, it was better than eating insects.
Seeing him finish the rice soup in one gulp, the little beggar exclaimed: "Oh, I'm so hungry. I can't even drink this stuff. I was about to pour it out."
CNM!
Fang Zheng wiped his mouth, and a vein appeared on his forehead.
It’s okay if I don’t drink it. The more I drink, the more uncomfortable my stomach feels. I need to eat some dry food.
He looked up at the little beggar and asked, "Do you have any food? I'll give you my boots in exchange!"
The little beggar looked at Fang Zhengyi's boots again, with a look of disdain in his eyes: "Your boots are nice, but the soles are leaking. I don't want them."
"Well, you are lucky today to meet me. The eldest lady of the Chu family gave out steamed buns this morning. I am full, and here is half a cake left over from yesterday. Let me give it to you." As he said this, the little beggar handed over another half cake.
Fang Zheng reached out his hand, grabbed it, quickly stuffed it into his mouth, and swallowed it in three or two gulps.
After eating half a pancake, my stomach felt much better, but I still felt tired all over.
He turned sideways, put his arms under his head and continued to sleep.
Seeing that he lay down again, the little beggar hurriedly said, "Take off your pants! You don't want to deny it, do you?"
Fang Zhengyi closed his eyes and shouted, "You stinky beggar, get out!"
The beggar's face flushed when he heard that. He grabbed his collar and shook it vigorously, angrily saying, "Fuck! What do you mean, aren't you a beggar? How dare you lie to me!"
Fang Zheng was annoyed by the shaking, and quickly patted the little beggar's hand, saying helplessly: "Alright, alright! Can't we two do it together? The extra money is yours. Just buy me a steamed bun tonight. No, I want to eat sesame cakes."
The little beggar said angrily, "You're a newbie, right? How much more money can you get if two people get together? And you still have the nerve to order food from me?"
Upon hearing this, Fang Zhengyi also became angry. Dark history was also a part of his career and he would not tolerate being insulted by others!
"I'm a newcomer? You didn't even know where you were when I was begging for food!"
"I'm going to sleep, you want your food, don't talk nonsense to me!"
After saying that, Fang Zhengyi moved a piece of land for him, wrote a few words on the ground, put his hands on his chest, and lay flat on the ground in front of the wall with a peaceful face, as if he was dead.
The little beggar was dumbfounded: "What... are you doing?"
"Sell yourself to bury your brother!"
"......"
"Find me a piece of cloth and cover my face. It's too blinding."
"Hey! What if someone buys me?"
"Who would buy you, a stinky beggar? Stop talking nonsense."
The little beggar kicked Fang Zheng once or twice in anger, and was speechless when he saw him lying there completely engaged in the act.
Helpless, I could only sit down against the wall, put the bowl in front of Fang Zheng, and covered his face with a piece of cloth....
Then he started to cry: "Brother~~Ah!! You died so tragically!!!! How can I live without you!!!"
Passersby looked sideways.
"Keep your voice down, it's too noisy."
"Shut up!"
........
Two hours passed.
After Fang Zheng had a good sleep, he uncovered the stinky rag on his face and slowly stood up.
What caught my eye was a passerby bending over and about to give money.
The passerby was looking at him with horror, and asked tremblingly, "Is he...pretending to be dead?"
"The money I gave you was too little. The King of Hell asked me to take you over there to see what you look like, a poor fellow!"
Fang Zheng looked at the penny in his hand with an unhappy expression, and it was obvious that he was still in a bad mood after waking up.
A penny? Are you kidding me?
The passerby screamed and ran away with the money...
The little beggar complained, "You beg for food with such a bad attitude! Can't you get up later? You will earn less money!"
"I'm hungry, go buy me some sesame cakes." Fang Zheng said expressionlessly.
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