Lai Gou'er sat down next to Fang Zhengyi with his back hunched and let out a long sigh.
He sighed, "Hey, brother, I think I'd better go back to be a beggar. Working in the Chu family is not happy at all."
Fang Zhengyi slowly stood up and looked at him sideways: "What's wrong with you? Are you happy just begging for food?"
"I feel like I'm not living for myself and I'm not free when I get a fixed salary every month."
"Heh, your idea is quite trendy! It's not easy to have a decent job, so work hard. It's a rare chance to be reborn. Otherwise, if I have time, I'll help you pull that Dong Fu down and help you get promoted?" Fang Zheng said nonchalantly.
"Brother, when you say that, why do I feel like you're a bit like the traitor eunuch described in the street storytellers?" Lai Gou'er scratched his face and grinned.
"If you can't speak, just shut up!"
"Haha, brother, what are we going to eat tonight? Doesn't the Chu family forbid us to go out?" Lai Gou'er asked.
"Let's go to the kitchen and I'll take you to eat something delicious! I see we bought a lot of meat today, so there must be a lot of good stuff left!" Fang Zheng licked his lips.
In order to build relationships with other servants, all the leftovers from Yuhua Tower were given away.
The food I've eaten these past two days hasn't been very oily, and my mouth feels bland.
Take this opportunity to improve your meals!
"Cheating?" Lai Gou'er began to feel uneasy.
Big brother is good in every way, but he is not like a proper beggar, he does all kinds of illegal things...
Fang Zheng showed his displeasure: "What do you mean by stealing? Can it be considered stealing for a scholar?" Then he continued with some difficult words, such as "A gentleman is always poor" and "者乎", which made Lai Gou'er more helpless: "Brother, how can you beg for food when you are well educated? I don't understand."
"Who doesn't have a few side jobs? There is no such thing as a permanent job in this world. I've been through it all, and I've done everything to make a living."
Suddenly, Fang Zheng teased, "Hey? Why didn't I see you go to the South Courtyard today?"
The South Courtyard is where the second young lady, Chu Youyi, lives. Ever since he entered the Chu family, Lai Gou'er has been secretly running there whenever he has time.
Fang Zhengyi questioned him several times before he found out that he had fallen in love with Xinzhu, the little maidservant beside Chu Youyi.
Spring hasn't even arrived yet, but he's already starting to get busy.
Lai Gou'er's face turned red: "Let's go later. It's not good to go too often. I don't dare to talk to them. Just take a look."
"You haven't even talked to him?" Fang Zheng asked in surprise.
Lai Gou'er stammered, "I said...I said it twice. I praised her for being pretty...but she ignored me."
"Tsk tsk tsk!" Fang Zheng curled his lips and shook his head, saying, "Aren't you just a pure bootlicker? I despise bootlickers who have no skills the most!"
"What is a dog licker?"
"Look." Fang Zheng clenched his fist as if he was holding something, and said to the big yellow dog guarding the yard not far away: "Huhuhuhuhu! Dahuang, come here!"
Seeing this, the big yellow dog ran over happily, wagging its tail, and came close to Fang Zhengyi.
Just as he was about to put his mouth forward, Fang Zheng retracted his hand, and Da Huang sniffed nothing, looking at him with puzzled eyes.
Fang Zhengyi stretched out his hand again, and Dahuang wagged his tail and came closer again.
He retracted his hand again and stood there in a daze. After a moment of hesitation, he started to yell at Fang Zheng: "Woof woof! Woof! Woof!"
"See? This is a dog licker. You are the same as this dog licker. If you don't use your brain, you will end up getting nothing."
Lai Gou'er stared at Da Huang in a trance. Fang Zhengyi continued, "This isn't the saddest thing. The saddest thing is that this pure bootlicker has no shame and never learns from his mistakes!"
After saying that, he stretched out his hand again, and Dahuang wagged his tail and moved closer to his fist.
Fang Zheng slapped the dog in the face with his backhand at the speed of light!
"Ah~Ah~Ah~Ah~" Dahuang ran away wailing with his tail between his legs.
"See, this is the fate of a pure lickspittle. He doesn't learn his lesson and just keeps licking! The final result can only be injury." Fang Zheng pointed at Da Huang and said.
"Woof!! Woof woof woof!" Dahuang stood in the distance and barked non-stop.
Da Huang felt particularly uncomfortable seeing his own kind killing each other!
"Uh... forget it, brother. I'm not worthy of her, just take a look." Lai Gou'er said with inferiority: "Without you, I would still be begging on the street, no different from a stray dog."
"Gou'er, with your mentality, you won't be able to eat four dishes in your life! Just because you call me brother and I call you brother, all the women in the Chu family are considered high-class for you! Why are you so cowardly?" Fang Zheng sighed.
Lai Gou'er laughed foolishly: "Brother, you know, I love listening to you talk. Every time you brag, you can make it sound like the truth."
Fang Zhengyi: "..."
"Okay, I'll listen to you! I don't want to be a pure bootlicker anymore, what should I do?" Lai Gou'er said
Fang Zhengyi nodded in satisfaction: "That's right! With me here to teach you, are you still worried about not being able to pick up girls?"
"That girl from Hsinchu is indeed pretty, but have you ever thought about how many people there are in South Campus? It's at least as many as here, right? Even if there are a dozen of them, they're probably all attracted to Hsinchu, so there must be a lot of people praising her, so your praise will be useless!"
"You should do the opposite now. Impress her first! Then lick her slowly!"
"You have to know how to lick her. You can't just lick her with your mouth. You have to provide her with convenience. If she's hungry, you have to give her food. If she's thirsty, you have to give her water!"
"There are endless sweet words every day, and I have to do it even if I have to be thick-skinned."
"In short, give her a feeling that life will be much easier with you. It would be best if you could raise her into a cripple!"
Fang Zheng was shaking his head as he spoke, and Lai Gou'er was confused and said, "Why do I feel like I've become a pure bootlicker again?"
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