Zhou Tie was still chattering on the stage, and below the stage a petite figure stood in the crowd, her facial features twisted together, revealing an expression as if she was about to vomit.
What the hell? Is this a brothel? Why are there only men? It's not what I imagined.
There was also that weird-looking guy on the stage, shirtless and covered in grease, who looked extremely disgusting.
He kept saying something like "I don't want to pee"! How shameless and obscene!
Chu Youyi showed a look of contempt.
I spent the whole afternoon in the academy listening to talks about some great god and some drunkard. Many people also made appointments to go to the Qun Yu Yuan, but no one invited me.
I came here out of anger and curiosity, but I didn't expect to see this scene inside!
It’s a pity that I took the trouble to make a fake beard!
Chu Youyi, wearing a long beard, stood in the crowd with an expressionless face, feeling more and more regretful.
Should I leave or stay now? It's boring here, and I don't think there will be anything interesting later. But it's a rare opportunity to come here, and it seems a pity to leave, after all, I haven't seen what kind of legendary figure the wine demon is.
After much thought, I decided to stay!
Chu Youyi suppressed her nausea and looked towards the stage again...
"The secret recipe passed down from the ancestors of the Drunken God has immediate effects! The Great Sage of Seven Days solemnly promises that it will take effect immediately after taking it in half an hour, and your physical condition will improve after drinking it for seven days! Men can drink it to strengthen their yang and nourish their kidneys, while women can drink it to nourish their yin and improve their skin!" Zhou Tie was drunk, and with the constant shouting of the crowd, he was beginning to feel better.
Chu Youyi looked confused. This magic medicine can also beautify the skin? It's not impossible to get a jar to try, but it seems that I have no money on me, and the beard is still on credit...
Fang Zheng was stunned when he heard this.
The woman drank it to nourish her yin and improve her beauty, but this bastard actually took advantage of it!
He turned to Xie Xian and asked, "I don't give you much silver, can you guarantee the effect of the medicinal wine?"
"Yes! I bought too much medicine and not enough wine. I guess the effect is stronger than usual! And that wine is not a good one. It is said that it is very easy to get drunk after drinking it." Xie Xian recalled.
"Damn it! Don't let people get drunk. We have to be conscientious in doing business!"
"No, sir, don't worry, it's absolutely safe. I always mix this medicine, and it won't be wrong..." Xie Xian suddenly realized that he had said something wrong, and quickly shut his mouth and sat up straight.
Fang Zheng looked at him with a half-smile: "Tsk tsk tsk, I didn't realize that, Old Xie! This stuff is okay for women to drink, right? I'm afraid those idiots will buy it and give it to women to drink."
Xie Xian looked straight ahead, his face flushed red, and said nothing.
"It's OK! It can be used on female donkeys too, and the effect is pretty good. It's no problem to kill a few male donkeys!" Zhao Lie interrupted, "The county also uses this medicine for breeding sows."
"That's good, that's good..." Fang Zheng felt relieved and looked at the stage again.
"This is a treasure exclusively collected by the great god. It took ten years to create! There are only twenty jars left in the world!"
When Fang Zheng saw the opportunity, he quickly put his hands together like a megaphone and shouted, "So... where can I buy it? And how much does it cost?"
Zhou Tie pointed at the crowd and said excitedly, "Good question! This is a rare opportunity. It is only available in Qun Yu Yuan today! Twenty jars will be sold out while they last. There will be no more such a miraculous medicine in the world!"
"How much does such an amazing medicine cost? It must cost at least one thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine taels!" The crowd was nervous. Could it be that it must cost nine hundred and ninety-nine?
"We don't want your nine hundred and ninety-nine taels either!" The crowd breathed a sigh of relief.
"I don't even want your ninety-nine taels!" The crowd gradually became excited, and everyone looked at Zhou Tie eagerly. Nine taels, I can afford it!
Zhou Tie was still keeping everyone in suspense: "So, how much do we want to buy and sell for? You can guess. I can reveal some information in advance. Our price this time is... amazing!"
The people below were so anxious that they were cursing in their hearts. Everybody is waiting to get their dick exploded after drinking the magic medicine, and you're still keeping them in suspense!
"Hurry up! Can you please stop wasting time!!!"
"Yeah! Is your fucking mouth rented? So much bullshit!"
Zhou Tie looked embarrassed and looked at Fang Zhengyi.
Fang Zheng just nodded slightly.
Zhou Tie immediately shouted at the top of his lungs: "No more suspense! Here's the answer, starting price! Nine taels and nine cents!!!"
???
The crowd fell silent for a moment, the air gradually filled with murderous intent, and everyone looked at Zhou Tie with eager eyes.
Starting price? Are you kidding me?
Fuck you!
After keeping us in suspense for so long, it turns out to be an auction!!
"I think you look like a fake medicine seller. You're making fun of us! Beat him!" Some mean person shouted in the crowd.
All of a sudden, countless melon seeds and walnuts mixed with greetings from relatives flew towards Zhou Tie. Even though he had been on the battlefield, he couldn't help but feel a little panicked.
I cried in my heart, fuck! I’m going to die this time!
"Quick! Bring up the Seven Days Great Sage!" Zhou Tie shouted hurriedly, and the waiter who had been prepared at the back immediately carried twenty jars of low-quality wine mixed with donkey medicine onto the stage.
The frantic besieging crowd immediately stopped.
After all, no one wants to damage something so precious. What if they can’t afford the compensation?
What's more, there are indeed rich people in the crowd who are eager to make a move, and they would accept it even if it is an auction.
Yu Niang was stunned. She had never seen such a chaotic scene as today's in her career.
The instigator was still drinking from the jar, as if nothing had happened.
Extraordinary! Too extraordinary! The more Mr. Fang looks at it, the more reliable it seems!
Zhou Tie took a deep breath and ignored the sporadic scolding. He adjusted his mood and said loudly: "The auction starts now. The minimum bid increase for each bid is ten taels!"
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