Laughter is contagious.
There was constant laughter in the Qun Yu Courtyard, and Fang Zhengyi felt particularly happy under the influence of alcohol.
When he turned around, he suddenly saw Xie Xian and the others with stern faces pointing wine glasses at him, and he couldn't help but chuckle.
These bastards! Haven't you had enough to drink?
"Someone, bring me some wine! I want wine!"
"Quick! Serve the young master some wine!"
Yu Niang was already very happy! Today's group of guests were well served! The business of Qun Yu Yuan must be full every day these days!
Maybe we should hire a few crosstalk performers to perform in the brothel...hiss, that sounds like a good idea!
The only bad thing was that I offended Master Lu. The Lu family was quite famous in Yuding City and was not easy to mess with. I had to appease them afterwards.
Lu Xiuwen was still struggling, and his friends and onlookers were pulling him back and trying to persuade him.
After struggling for a long time without any results, Lu Xiuwen threw his sleeves in anger and stared at Fang Zhengyi with red eyes.
The friend advised: "Forget it, Mr. Lu, we can't prove that he is a fake! Just treat it as a small loss today and make it up another day!"
Someone nearby leaned over and said jokingly, "Hey! Didn't you say he was a book boy? It's said outside that the drunkard is a talented and romantic scholar. If he is a book boy, wouldn't it be exposed if he wrote a poem?"
Lu Xiuwen's eyes lit up. That's right! Since he was just a book boy, his education must not be that high. Just one poem exposed his true colors!
"Fang Tangjing! How dare you..."
"Who are you calling Fang Tangjing? I don't even know the person you are talking about...Mr. Lu, you must have drunk too much and recognized the wrong person. You keep making things difficult for me, what's the meaning?" Fang Zheng interrupted Lu Xiuwen, picked up the wine jar and took a sip of the wine, then looked at Lu Xiuwen with drunken eyes full of disdain.
The attention of the onlookers quickly shifted to Lu Xiuwen.
Having been suppressed from the moment he spoke, Lu Xiuwen was furious and said, "Stop talking nonsense here! Well, if you insist on saying that you are a drunkard, the outside world says that the drunkard is a talented and romantic man. Everyone is here today. If you can write a good poem, then I will have nothing to say!"
Fang Zheng looked at Lu Xiuwen with a half-smile.
Writing poems, right? I can recite a few! You've really run into trouble this time. If I don't show off here today...
"Since it's about writing a poem, someone like you who dares to go on stage and cheat openly may have already prepared! Since you are in Qun Yu Courtyard today, you can write a poem with the word Qun Yu as the title!" Lu Xiuwen added
“.......”
Three black lines slowly descended from Fang Zhengyi's forehead.
F*ck? Why are you doing this again? ! Do I have to go through so much trouble just to copy some poems?
This isn’t how it’s played out in online dramas!
"Who do you think you are? I will do whatever you tell me to do. Are you asking me to jump..." Fang Zhengyi hurriedly argued, trying to get away with it.
"Do one! Do one! Do one!!" the crowd of onlookers started to cheer urgently.
"Master Drunken Demon, I think what Master Lu said is right! If you finish the poem today and he dares to embarrass you again, we will be the first to disagree!"
"Yes! I don't agree!!"
"Hurry up! Hurry up and serve the great master with pen and ink!"
Fang Zheng stood on the stage in a daze, and couldn't help but look outside for help.
Xie Xian shook his head.
Fang Zhengyi had asked him to copy down many poems in the past because he was afraid that his memory would fade. Each line was a masterpiece, but most of them were incomplete, and the complete ones were not quite suitable for this occasion.
This time...there's really nothing I can do.
"Bring me a chair!" Fang Zhengyi said to the waiter in the audience.
When the chair was brought to him, Fang Zheng sat on it and closed his eyes to rest, racking his brain to think.
Qun Yu... Qun Yu... It sounds familiar. I would have thought of it if I was in high school!
Why the hell did he go to college? Not only was it useless, but his knowledge level was also completely degraded!
Chu Youyi clenched the corners of her clothes tightly with both hands and looked at Fang Zhengyi nervously, feeling extremely worried.
Can he do it? He should be able to do it... Wasn't the line he wrote before excellent?
The Qun Yu Courtyard fell into silence, and everyone looked at Fang Zhengyi with expectation in their eyes.
Maybe in a while a new and most erotic poem will be produced, so exciting!
Seeing Fang Zhengyi sitting on the stage with his eyes closed and his brows furrowed, Lu Xiuwen couldn't help but sneer, "If you can't do it, just admit it! Fake is always fake..."
"Don't talk! He's thinking!" Someone who couldn't stand the guest interrupted Lu Xiuwen immediately.
Veins popped out on Fang Zheng's forehead.
Want? I don't want to! I want to...want right now?
...
A flash of inspiration came to my mind!
Fang Zhengyi's expression suddenly froze, and after a while, the corners of his mouth slowly curled up.
"Someone come! Bring me some writing brush and ink!" Fang Zheng shouted as he opened his eyes.
The audience was secretly amazed. He figured it out so quickly? The drunkard really has something!
Yu Niang is ecstatic!!
The drunkard wrote a poem, and it was about a group of jades! Isn't this a golden sign?
The pen and ink came on stage, Fang Zheng pointed at Xie Xian and said, "I said, you write. You can't hold the pen steadily because you've drunk too much."
Is it because you can't hold the pen steadily?
Xie Xian muttered a few words and quickly stepped onto the stage, approaching Fang Zhengyi: "Master, are you sure? Is he not disabled?"
"Oh, it must be complete! I, sir, don't speak out easily, and if I do, it's a perfect poem! Please remember it for me, you never know when you might forget it."
After saying this, Fang Zheng untied his headscarf, smoothed his hair, and staggered around on the stage again, holding the jar of wine, looking completely unruly.
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