On the stage, there are pink backdrops and gauze curtains.
The Queen of Daughters sat at the dressing table, combing her hair methodically.
Someone had been sent just now to notify the holy monk to come and see him.
I don’t know what kind of beautiful thing will happen next.
The audience held their breath, and even Fang Zhengyi couldn't help but feel a little excited.
You know what, this is much more fun than being in the cinema, and it’s very immersive!
Especially since he was sitting in the VIP seat.
Just as the Queen of Women began to express her thoughts in her monologue on the stage, Li Yansong and others suddenly appeared beside Emperor Jing.
The moment they saw Emperor Jing, several people almost shed tears. As long as His Majesty is safe, that's all...
Li Yansong whispered excitedly: "Your Majesty! You are here!"
Emperor Jing looked at them sideways, and saw that their expressions were calm: "Oh, you are here? Don't disturb others from watching the show."
Although the stage is high, Li Yansong and others can still block the audience in the last row when they stand.
Hearing the Emperor's order, Li Yansong and the others hurriedly bowed and said, "Your Majesty, I'm so anxious to find you. We are all anxiously waiting for you to come back. If you want to come to Pingwan County, you should at least tell me! Why did you decide so suddenly?"
Emperor Jing said, "I am fine now, am I not? What are you worried about? With Zhang Biao and Zhengyi here, how can I be in danger?"
Speaking of Fang Zhengyi, Li Yansong glared at him: "Fang Zhengyi! Why didn't you stop him? Why did you bring His Majesty to such a crowded place?"
Fang Zheng glanced at Guo Tianyang, who was pretending to look around at the scenery, and shrugged helplessly.
You damn eunuch, why don't you give me any explanation? Are you throwing all the blame on me?
Seeing Fang Zhengyi remained silent, Li Yansong whispered again, "Your Majesty, please follow me out. The others are waiting for you outside."
Emperor Jing raised his hand and said, "No hurry, let them wait. As for you, you came just in time, tell me what you have seen and heard in Xinzhang County."
Li Yansong sighed helplessly and could only obey the order. He glanced at the boring show on the stage and narrated it in a low voice.
Emperor Jing also gave up watching the show and listened with his eyes closed.
The plot on the stage was about to reach its climax, and Monk Tang was about to come to meet the Queen of Women.
Fang Zhengyi didn't worry about anything else. He held his breath and watched the show attentively.
On the stage, the door of the King's boudoir was knocked. The King was greatly frightened and looked at the door expectantly, holding his chest.
suddenly!
A dirty monk appeared, holding a broken palm-leaf fan and with a lewd smile on his face.
"My beauty, I am here!"
Oh shit! Xu Xian!
Fang Zheng's pupils trembled.
What the fuck is this?
How come Xu Xian is everywhere, and the Legend of the White Snake is randomly inserted into Journey to the West? What does this have to do with anything?
The Queen of Daughters immediately became alert: "Who are you? Come here!"
Xu Xian smiled and said, "I am a poor monk named Ji Dian. I heard that the king is so beautiful that I came here to have a taste of her beauty."
"Don't shout. I have sealed this place with magic. It's useless even if you shout your throat out."
The Queen of the Kingdom of Daughters was terrified and hid on the bed.
As he said this, Xu Xian took off his monk robe, revealing his dirty body, and said lewdly as he walked, "My beauty, why are you hiding?"
"I have such a good body in front of you. You may not be tempted at the first sight, and you may not be tempted at the tenth sight, but I don't believe you can hold it in for more than the first or fifteenth day!"
What the hell is this Pu Xin evil monk?
Fang Zheng was panicking, cold sweat trickling down his forehead.
Seeing that Emperor Jing was still listening to Li Yansong's speech, he felt a little relieved.
No, when will this dog-like plot end?
Everything went smoothly on this trip to Pingwan County, but why did I have to fail at the theater?
Fang Zheng was just thinking about it, when he looked up, he saw Guo Tianyang, Yang Yingcai and others squinting their eyes and looking at him with mockery.
Looking back, the people watching the show all showed excitement on their faces, but no one showed surprise.
Oops, that was a mistake!
It seems that the tickets for Kingdom of Women are selling well, and the audiences are all here for Xu Xian.
Fang Zhengyi was annoyed, but he had no choice but to turn around and continue watching the show.
The daughter king had no way to retreat, so she leaned against the wall and said timidly: "The holy monk will come to rescue me soon, if you know what's good for you, get out of here!"
Xu Xian was not panicked at all, rubbing his hands and said: "Holy monk? You mean Tang Monk? I came here just for him. He came at the right time. There is a ban outside Lingshan. I will kill him and impersonate him. I will take Monkey King to the West to obtain the scriptures and directly overturn Lingshan!"
Fang Zhengyi felt like crying but had no tears.
What the hell is this? Can Xu Xian be so wild? My worldview is blown away. What kind of mental state did the screenwriter have to write this kind of thing?
However, when he heard the word Lingshan, Fang Zheng suddenly had an idea.
Suddenly I remembered a play I had watched with the prince before, where Xu Xian led Sun Wukong to fight on Lingshan Mountain... (Chapter 120, Chapter 273)
Holy shit! This is a prequel, and the timeline matches?!
The show goes on.
Xu Xian’s evil claws were almost reaching the Queen of Women.
Unexpectedly, the king pulled out a pair of scissors from the bed and put them directly to his throat.
He raised his head and said sadly, "Stop! If you come over here again, I will commit suicide!"
"Oh..." came the extremely disappointed voice of the audience.
This is so tacky!
Xu Xian took two steps back and said gloomily, "Don't you want to obey me?"
"I would rather die than obey!"
"Hehehe...Okay! I like chaste and virtuous women! Since you don't know what's good for you, I will serve you well and let you see my extraordinary skills!"
Fang Zhengyi: "..."
After Xu Xian finished speaking, he waved his hand and the scissors in the Queen of Women's hands fell off.
The whole person lay flat on the bed. It seemed that he had been cast under a spell and could not move.
The Queen of the Daughters was panicking: "What do you want to do?"
Xu Xian reached into the torn bag at his waist and poured soybeans all over the ground.
A group of soldiers in golden armor ran out in a line from behind the stage.
Then Xu Xian grinned and said, "I, Xu Xian, hate wasting things the most in my life. I usually eat every grain of rice in the bowl cleanly..."
"You dare!" The Queen of Daughters said in despair, having already thought of the worst scenario in her mind.
Xu Xian turned his head and looked at the golden-armored soldier that he had just transformed from soybeans, and asked, "She asked me if I dared, do you dare?"
"We dare to do anything if the holy monk orders us to do so!" "Yes, that's it!"
"Okay! Follow my orders and line up outside!"
“hè~~!” The audience gasped, and the word “pervert” was written all over their flushed faces.
Fang Zhengyi was completely numb and his heart was bleeding.
This is the consequence of no supervision!
The bean-splitting party is on, right? We still have to queue up...
I turned my head to see the reactions of Emperor Jing and others, but what I saw were several red faces with cold expressions.
"Your Majesty, please listen to my explanation..."
"No need to explain, come out to me!"
......
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