"............"
The three of them were all stunned.
What do you mean you are here to take a shit? Is that human language?
Zhang Dongxiang's face flushed, and he slammed the table fiercely, shouting, "How dare you talk nonsense here?"
The waiter was frightened by this and said quickly, "Sorry, sorry, gentlemen, I spoke out of turn!"
Li Yansong said gently: "Don't be nervous. Let me ask you, is this place Banshanfang?"
The waiter quickly replied: "Yes, that's right, this is Banshanfang!"
The three of them looked at each other, shock in their eyes.
Li Yansong then asked: "Why did you ask us that question just now?"
"That sentence?" The waiter blinked.
"Ahem...that's right, you guys are here...cough!" Li Yansong felt it was embarrassing to talk like that at his age, so he started coughing non-stop, and the atmosphere suddenly became a little awkward.
The waiter smiled: "Ah! I understand!"
"Speaking of this, you three don't know! The government in this district has launched an activity, a poop lottery! As long as you go to the public toilet, you can get a prize ticket. The highest prize is five taels of silver!"
"Look at how many people there are today, because the prize draw is taking place at Mid-Levels Plaza today!"
The three of them opened their mouths in surprise. How could such a thing exist in this world?! It was really...new.
After sending the servant away, the three of them discussed it. Zheng Qiao said, "How about... let's go take another look. I think there's something written on the wall ahead?"
“Go, go, go!”
The three men left a few coins, turned around and began to patrol the streets.
At first, they thought what they saw was well written and kept nodding in admiration.
This is really a good idea. Writing the advocacy slogan on the wall not only has an excellent propaganda effect, but people can even learn a few more words.
It can be seen that education has worked! Fang Zhengyi really has a way of governing!
Phrases like "Please take care of our market town for a better life" and "Walk three or five more steps to keep the grass green" are straightforward and easy to understand, and have beautiful meanings.
But as they walked, the three of them began to realize something was wrong!
Once you get to a narrow place where many cases occur, the slogans immediately change into another style.
[Hold on! The prize-winning competition is in full swing. Please go to the public toilet to sign up and participate. 】
[It is forbidden to urinate or defecate anywhere. If the amount exceeds one cent, the tools used will be confiscated. ]
[Can't help it? Pull it into your trouser pocket! ]
[Still pulling? Your mother is gone! ]
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Li Yansong and others began to look unnatural. The words of all sizes in the alley were so vulgar and obscene that they could not bear to read.
Zhang Dongxiang covered his chest in pain, feeling that he could hardly breathe.
"Fang Zhengyi...it must be Fang Zhengyi! Is this something a human would do? The prince!"
Zheng Qiao's originally serious expression suddenly broke into a laugh.
Seeing this, Li Yansong also couldn't help laughing, and the two old men laughed so hard that they fell backwards.
Zhang Dongxiang was dumbfounded and angrily said, "What are you laughing at! What's so funny about something so vulgar?"
Zheng Qiao laughed for a while and stood up and said, "This Fang Zhengyi is indeed an unconventional person. Although these words are disgusting, they do have an effect! Look at that street, is there any place that is not clean?"
"It turns out it really works! And it's excellent!"
After saying this, his expression turned serious: "But... this could indeed lead the prince astray. This person has no integrity and no bottom line!"
Li Yansong echoed, "Not bad! But it's good enough to have a good result. I hope the prince won't be led too far astray."
"And the public toilet lottery... do you want to go and take a look? I'm quite curious."
Zhang Dongxiang turned his face away and said, "I won't go! I will report him when I get back! We can't let this trend continue!"
"Hey, let's go!" The two old men dragged him away without saying a word.
Zhang Dongxiang was dragged to the public toilet. As it was the time of the lottery draw, there was a long queue outside the toilet.
The three old men had no choice but to line up behind.
I lost my patience as I waited in line, but there was nothing I could do as I was stuck in the middle.
I thought it would be a pity to leave, after all, I had already lined up this far, so I stood in the queue and sighed.
"At my age, I have to queue up here for convenience, it's really...sigh"
"Fang Zheng misled me..."
Zhang Dongxiang sneered: "What does it have to do with him? You guys insisted on coming here!"
"Sooner or later, I will be pissed off to death by him! Chao!"
Li Yansong and the other man shook their heads regretfully.
At his age, he let a young man break down his defenses and started talking without thinking before he even met the person.
How shameful!
After waiting for a stick of incense, it was finally the three people's turn. A few old men curiously took the pieces of paper, pressed their fingerprints, and then lined up and walked into the toilet.
None of the three wanted to go up, so they stood in the toilet awkwardly, staring at each other.
"Tsk! Such a crude design must have many people claiming it. I want to see how he can get away with it."
"Yeah, who's going to pay for the lottery? It won't be Fang Zhengyi, will it? Is that guy so generous?"
"Could it be that it's too..."
\"Shh! Don't let anyone know there's someone here.\"
Because there are time requirements for the lottery toilet break, the time spent inside cannot be too long or too short.
The three old men could only stand at the door and chat.
Someone came in and saw the three people crowded at the door, and shouted, "Are you going up or not? Are you going up or not? Don't block the toilet here and occupy it without doing anything!"
Zhang Dongxiang immediately glared back, "Why are you in such a hurry? Isn't it time yet?"
The passerby chuckled and said, "You three old men want to draw a lottery too? Eat your ass!"
The three of them glared at each other, feeling more and more regretful. What a shame! It was really shameful!
This matter...must not be known to a fourth person!
The three of them looked at each other and nodded heavily.
Li Yansong and others walked out of the public toilet with full of thoughts, and sighed as they looked at the lottery tickets in their hands.
Why bother...the more I think about it, the angrier I get!
"Let's go! Let's go and watch the prize draw! Anyway, we have lost face already, so since we have participated, we might as well participate to the end!" Zheng Qiao has finally come to terms with it.
I just want to see what tricks Fang Zhengyi is up to.
A few people followed the crowd and came to the Mid-Levels Square.
Looking at the billboards around Mid-Levels Plaza, I immediately fell speechless.
Several billboards were now covered with drawing paper, the paintings were extremely exquisite, and each painting depicted a person, both men and women in different postures, all holding a cup of tea in their hands.
The most eye-catching is a middle-aged man with kind eyes, who looks very friendly and somewhat authoritative, holding a tea box with a simple and honest face.
There is also an advertising slogan next to it.
[Drink tea, drink good tea, drink Dapin Tianxian Tea! Refresh your mind and body, and replenish your overdrawn kidneys. 】
The three of them fell into deep thought. After a long while, Li Yansong said:
"Hiss....Why does this person look a bit like Eunuch Guo?"
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