Chapter 106: Isn't it good to be a human? Why do you want to be a dog? (2.5 in 1)
[Hahahahahaha little Corgi, wake up! The beautiful sister in front of you is your other brother! ]
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Every time I think Mr. Haig is having enough fun, he always lets me know he can be even funnier.
So pitiful, Corgi, hahahahaha, this is not a beautiful sister, this is your brother who is trying to kill you!
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I am dying of laughter, how can it be so funny, little Corgi, open your eyes and look, where is your intuitive radar, why does it always fail on Big Brother Heige!
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I laughed like a rooster crowing. Boss Haig, your hands must be itching because you haven't beaten a corgi for a while. You're just looking for an excuse to beat someone up, hahahaha!
Look at the aggrieved look in the Corgi's eyes, it makes me laugh to death. This is not some social evil, this is the iron fist of brother's love!
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Hey guys, I haven't watched it for a few days. Has the extremely dark plot developed to this point?
I was so confused by the forum,
Only here the corgi being beaten felt familiar to me.
The plot changes with each passing moment, and the Corgi is beaten up.
There is also the big boss Haig who is on the way to challenge the opponent.
Boss, where are you going tonight?
5L
Hahahahaha, praising Heige for being pretty and praising Li's face for being pretty, so funny.
Boss Haig, how many corgis do you eat in one meal?
For a moment, I had a vision of the big devil and the trembling little corgi, hahahaha!
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Yiming, are you moved? The brother becomes the sister!
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I went back upstairs and didn't dare to move. I didn't dare to move!
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The little corgi didn't dare to move, but the sunfish was very moved.
This is so funny. Did Sunfish and Hager unconsciously treat each other as fathers?
What a naming genius! Fish, the dog is okay, hahahaha!
The little Corgi was indeed late, otherwise he could have retorted on the spot: Yu Xiao, why are you swearing at me?
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How do you curse people...
Hahahaha I can't hold it anymore, the little Corgi completely thinks of himself as a dog hahahaha.
Also, I think Boss Haig and Sunfish have some tacit understanding between them. They communicate very smoothly on different channels, while the cannon fodder stands aside with a confused look on his face and can't keep up with the rhythm at all.
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His name is Feng Jiuqu!
It made me laugh to death. When I read the comics, I felt that Feng Jiuqu was that emoticon.
[Even if I squeeze in, I am still an outsider.jpg]
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Feng Jiuqu: What are you talking about?
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Feng Jiuqu: Try to understand, if you can't, give up trying.
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Laughing, but no matter what, Haig is always reliable in times of crisis.
When they were diving to rescue the crying bird, I was really nervous and thought they were really going to die.
Six S-rank ones! What a luxurious lineup! The royal family is serious about this!
But as soon as Boss Haig showed up, I felt relieved.
Sense of security up up!
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It was the same for Le Shan at that time. When he encountered danger, Boss Haig was his guarantee of safety.
That is, when there is no danger, Boss Haig will be more dangerous.
[The Haig version of Le Shan beats up Yi Ming.jpg]
[Sister Shura smiled and beat Ming.jpg]
[Jiaohuang Heige looked down at Yiming and said he was low-class and beat him up.jpg]
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After all, Boss Haig is more "happy", hahahahahaha.
I'm still wondering if Dan Gou's character has collapsed. Why does he ask Sang Feiling who is better looking between himself and Hong He? He is not a character who cares about his appearance.
It turns out, man, Mr. Haig, you really know how to have fun. What is called glamor pressure? Hahahaha!
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To be honest, her fashion sense is still good. The Dane with a small braid is so cute that it makes my heart melt.
If he wasn't a Dane, and I was fighting for my Dane's master, I would...
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Honghe: I came out just to seduce you.
Red Crane: Are you polite?
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No, no, no, upstairs, I feel that Princess Kirisame's expression is more appropriate in this episode.
[Screenshot of Princess Misty's expressionless face after Heiger said you'd welcome it.jpg]
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Be polite, say hello politely, and then politely kick someone out.
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Princess Misty Rain: Are you polite?
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The worst victim of the black sheep tonight besides the Corgi is Princess Misty Rain!
...
[This means, is it necessary to find this combat power? ]
1L Owner
Isn't the gap between A-level and SS-level too big? Is that true?
2L
The other party is a princess...
Moreover, this time, Boss Haig killed three S-ranks at once, which is something that a normal S-rank cannot do.
3L
I tend to believe that Boss Heige is an S-rank super-special character like Lin Ruye. After all, if he was really SS-rank, he wouldn't have gone through so much trouble to kill Lin Ruye at the end of Ranmu Castle. He could have directly challenged Lin Ran in the Ranmu chapter.
There is still a big difference between S and SS. Lin Ran massacred tens of thousands of people in three days, and Qu Yan, an S-level soldier, also killed civilians to pave a bloody path, but it took him more than three days, probably more than a month.
4L
The princess must be frightened by Mr. Haig's madness!
Normally, an S-rank warrior would be extremely cautious when facing this luxurious lineup, but when Boss Haig appears, he handles it with ease.
I still don't know what Haig is afraid of.
Looking at his performance now, he has a kind of nostalgic attitude towards his deceased best friend, but he will not stagnate because of him.
Even though you are unhappy, I still want to do it.
This is very Haig-sama.
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I actually feel a little strange. Princess Wuyu feels that Mr. Heige is torn between the front and the back, and I feel the same way.
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The Lin Ruye in the beginning was not so weird, right? The last time he played Le Shan he was very weird, at first glance.
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A sudden idea flashed across my mind upstairs. That is, if the Lin Ruye at the beginning was really not played by Mr. Haig, then who was he?
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The [Prelude to the Dead] mentioned by the princess?
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Isn't this the brother of Crybaby who died? He appeared twice, once and died once.
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It suddenly occurred to me that Daimo Li has also been reborn, they are all dead brothers. If Crybaby leaves the group chat, there will only be one little Corgi left in the chat group.
How miserable!
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A sound...
Just like what he told Yu Xiao, after going through so much, he couldn't have any good feelings towards Heige, but he didn't hate him so much as to cause trouble for him.
He was deceived once by Li Baige, and again by the cross-dressing Shura girl, but even if he really hated Heige to the point of being too much, there was probably no chance.
The little Corgi couldn't bring himself to kill when Li Gang died and he was furious, and it's even more impossible now.
After all, he is the protagonist of the young manga Little Sun.
Whether he hates Haig or not, there is no conflict between him and Haig and trying to play tricks on him.
Poor corgi, if they knew that Miss Shura was a black...
The picture is so beautiful that I dare not imagine how much the little Corgi would suffer from PTSD due to beauty!
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Wait, isn't this a place for Tao Zhan Li? Where have you all gone wrong?
13L
Combat power? Is this thing worth buying?
Boss Haig is the eternal God, just remember this sentence!
...
This comic update is similar to what Li Li experienced, except that it includes the conversation between Yiming and Yuxiao after they left.
Then Yiming talked about the conversation in which Yu Xiao cursed at someone, and the cartoonist inserted the incident in which Yu Xiao and Li Li were playing dirty tricks on each other in front of Feng Jiuqu. Then, finally, Yiming talked about his views on Haig based on what he had seen and felt recently.
Because Hua Yizhi knew that the relationship between Yiming and Heige was arranged by Heige, they all tacitly concealed some things from Yiming, and just told him that they were not enemies.
The residents of Ranmu City he saw were grateful to that man for taking them away from the eternal night. ◆
"I am very one-sided. I can't see what kind of person Haig is, but he doesn't want to explain it to me." Yiming said to Yu Xiao, "I don't care who Haig is. I can't communicate with him."
Yiming would not agree with Haig's view on life, nor would he agree with his talk of fighting the strong with the strong.
He always felt that the suppression of force could not compare with sincerity.
In the comic, Yu Xiao squinted his round red eyes and said, "This really doesn't sound like something you would say."
Yiming admitted: "I can't treat him calmly."
He could not forget the pain and despair he felt at that moment, and the sight of the long-awaited puzzle pieces breaking into pieces and falling to the ground.
"Don't see him again," he said.
Otherwise he would recall that rainy day from the face he could never forget.
The comic ends with Tide declaring war on the princess, and Hua Yizhi and his friends think this is a very good opportunity, a chance for them, Tide, to become famous in the empire again.
They believe that there are many people with special abilities or ordinary people in the empire who have the same aspirations as them, but they have always been secretive and hidden, and those people cannot find them.
This time, the princess's originally powerful and irresistible forces were reduced by half by Heige overnight. Heige himself stayed in Ranmu City, and they also settled in Ranmu City.
Hua Yizhi and Jianyue both believed that although Heige said he was unwilling to be their leader, he would help just like he did last night and before.
Besides, Tide has waited too long, they need a very victorious comeback to boost morale.
The other party is a royal princess. It is not easy to meet someone from the royal family outside the floating city. This opportunity is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
So they chose to come forward.
When Li Li saw this, she didn't have much resistance. She wouldn't do it again anyway because it would be useless. The princess wouldn't tell her what she wanted to know. The more she said, the more mistakes she would make.
Moreover, she knew that people like Chao Xi would not really come to her and beg her for help. While Chao Xi and the princess were fighting, she might be able to take a break for a while.
...
In the real world, summer vacation continues.
Stage play editor Jiang Lan has finished writing the script, and they have started rehearsals these days.
"The pressure is so great. I always feel like the person opposite me is Li himself," said Lulu, the cosplayer who plays Yiming.
During the intermission, several cosplayers heard this and nodded in agreement.
"Too similar, no matter in what way!" Jiang Lan wanted to nod and point out the afterimage, "She is worthy of being my goddess! Even her aho-ge is so restored!"
Hearing this, Li Li held the iced milk tea and smiled slightly.
She didn't know why the silly hair on her head could never stay still. It would flutter in the wind and sway back and forth.
Could it be that the pillow she was sleeping on was not strong enough? Or was there something wrong with her sleeping position?
"Help, he looks like Heige again when he smiles!" Heige pushed, and Luo Han, the cosplayer who also played Heige, covered his heart, and then revealed an expression as if a light bulb had flashed in his eyes.
She put her cosplay prop, the silver-white mask, on Li Li.
Now Li Li has turned into the Daimao Li version of Heige, still the one holding a cup of milk tea and smiling.
Luo Han nodded and said to the others, "In the comics, Hegge plays Li, and in reality, Li plays Hegge. Look, how vivid the image is. You use my face to dress up as a woman, and I use yours."
"What do you call this, hurting each other?" Jiang Lan laughed so hard that his stomach hurt.
Li Li thought: "Is there something missing now?"
"What's missing is the skirt?" Tang's cosplayer raised his hand, "Sister Shura's skirt is high-slit!"
When Lulu heard this, she immediately started to play a comic joke: "No need for a skirt! You are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen!"
The blue-eyed corgi she brought along also raised its head.
"Woof woof woof!" It's so joyful.
Several cosplayers burst into laughter. After laughing for a while, screenwriter Jiang Lan felt that the settings they made up casually were very sad, so he took out his notebook and started to record the moment of inspiration.
According to her, her account was blocked for the whole time because of driving, so she no longer has an account. Now she wants to go for a literary and fresh style.
In short, she wants to stab others.
"Come on, cartoonists! Let's see who is more sharp!" said the fan-favorite artist who was severely sharpened by the sharpening of the sword.
In no hurry to continue, they just continued chatting.
"Actually, I heard a piece of news recently, but I don't know whether it's true or not." Lulu lowered her voice and whispered with a few people, as if she was telling a secret.
Her behavior sparked Li Li's curiosity, so she lowered her voice and asked, "What's the news?"
Lulu didn't hide anything and said directly: "The cartoonist is in the hospital."
"?! Is this true?" the cosplayers couldn't believe it.
"I always thought cartoonists were robots. Can robots also be hospitalized?
Parts?" said An Huyu's cosplayer.
"That's normal. It would be strange if he didn't need to be hospitalized given the intensity of the updates." Jiang Lan overheard this and interrupted while typing away.
"I thought the cartoonist would be Iron Man." Luo Han said, "How could he get sick and be hospitalized?"
Lulu said: "I'm not sure either, but we'll know if it's true by seeing whether the comic is postponed or reduced next time."
At this moment, several cosplayers looked at each other.
"I hope the cartoonist is okay!" They want to see updates!
"Comics artists can do whatever they want, but they must keep updating!"
For a moment, Li Li didn't know whether to lament the cartoonist's misery of being hospitalized for drawing comics, or to lament that these people were like the devil of the capitalists.
As for whether it is true news, as Lulu said, we will know after the next update.
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[Preparing to cross.]
[The channel has been opened. I wish you to become a popular character and bring new inspiration to comics.]
Just as Li Li thought, the people from Tide spoke to her before taking action and did not bother her again afterwards.
She asked An Heyu to take Dan out, which meant that she wanted An Heyu to make her own arrangements. At this time, Chicken Mama and Sticky Tea had left, and Li Li was alone on the balcony basking in the sun, having a rare moment of leisure.
She was a little uncomfortable with the leisure time.
But she only had this time to catch her breath. She had no plans to do anything for the time being. She was also planning to perform a "Although I slashed three S-rank monsters, I was actually injured and needed to rest" performance, and wanted to hint at the physical problems of the experimental subject in the comic.
She couldn't just watch over and help out at Tide all the time; that would be too unclassy.
If not necessary, Li Li just wanted to be the one who made a loud noise in the sky and then appeared brightly, rather than a nanny who worked hard to take care of the whole process.
But while she was slacking off, there were also people who were slacking off like her.
Soon there was another person on the balcony.
Yu Xiao moved a chair over and sat down, then turned around and asked, "Good man, aren't you going to Chaoxiong?"
It is the famous fishing expert, the sunfish.
"Why should I go?" Li Li said in a lazy voice.
The sunfish nodded obediently: "I think so too. I will only cause trouble if I go."
Then, Yu Xiao looked at Li Li innocently: "Because I'm stupid, I'll only be a hindrance and I'm useless."
Li Li felt that this sentence sounded familiar. After thinking about it, she realized that this was what she said when she blocked Yu Xiao last time.
'You're stupid, you're just a hindrance and you're of no use,' she said.
The fish kept repeating what she had said to her, without missing a single time. She didn't know how long she had remembered it.
This guy is quite vindictive.
So Li Li smiled and said, "Congratulations on having a correct understanding of yourself."
What a joke, will she be blocked? Of course not!
She didn't want Yu Xiao to slack off when she took action, but isn't she slacking off too?
The slacking duo, one leaning on a recliner while the other sitting upright, suddenly reached a high level of unity in spirit.
That means long live the fishing trip.
But Li Li felt that Yu Xiao would not just be slacking off, otherwise he wouldn't have to come to her place to slack off.
Sure enough, after a while Yu Xiao spoke up: "I mentioned you to Yiming yesterday. You two knew each other before."
He wants to explore the relationship between her and Yiming, Li Li thought.
"I know him." Li Li said, with no change in her expression.
"I don't think you would kill innocent people, but why did you kill Yiming's brother?" Yu Xiao said in the most innocent and well-behaved tone, "Yiming is very sad. He has never hated someone so much before. You are the only one."
Li Li felt that if there really was such a person as Heger, these words would really hit home.
"Why are there so many whys?" Li Li closed her eyes and said, "Why don't you go ask Shuang Buyan why he didn't tell Yiming that he was in the former supernatural guild, but only told Yiming about the prophecy after he died."
Yu Xiao half opened his mouth and said smoothly, "That's different."
"Yes, they are indeed different." Li Li agreed again, "After all, one is killing people and the other is protecting people."
Perhaps he had his own thoughts on this explanation, Yu Xiao paused for a moment before saying, "Then why did you help Chao Xi?"
This time he didn't use the title of "good Samaritan".
"Because it's fun." Li Li opened her eyes and looked at Yu Xiao, "You don't think I want to save people, do you?"
She sneered, then continued, "How is that possible?"
Yu Xiao looked at Li Li for a while, then said, "I heard that you are often accompanied by crows. Do you like crows? Or birds?"
"I guess so." Li Li said vaguely.
The truth is that she thinks black crows are handsome and she wants to show off.
But she just needs to know the reason herself, it's not a good idea to say it out loud.
and...
Li Li glanced at the azure blue sky outside the window. She didn't know if it was because of the good weather, but the clear sky seemed to calm her body and mind.
It must be no illusion, she sensed that Yu Xiao wanted to have a heart-to-heart talk with her.
So Li Li thought about the metaphor of birds and tentatively said, "Don't you think flying is great?"
Yu Xiao tilted his head and looked at the sky as well.
"It's nice," he said, "to be able to fly freely in the sky."
"But it cannot reach the world below the sea surface. It will eventually be born in the sky and die in the sky."
"Do you mean fish is better?" Li Li asked back.
"It's the same with fish." Yu Xiao still looked out the window. "Fish seem to be free in the sea and can go anywhere, but they can never reach the vast sky and eventually drown in the sea."
"Then doesn't that mean all living things are dead?" Li Li said.
"Yes, all of them." Yu Xiao withdrew his gaze from the outside and turned around. His red pupils seemed extremely clear.
He said in a matter-of-fact tone, "Isn't it? Even though the Empire's biotechnology is so advanced, haven't they researched out immortality?"
"I didn't expect you to be so pessimistic." Li Li looked at him steadily.
Not only was she pessimistic, she also felt that Yu Xiao was a little weird.
Is he related to Shuang Buyan? Li Li began to wonder how many good sons the prophet had raised.
"Is this pessimism?" Yu Xiao showed a blank expression and said, "Really pessimistic people are already thinking about what they will do after death, but I don't want to die yet, so I am not pessimistic."
That's true. Li Li agreed with this statement.
She had seen people who thought about death while they were still alive, and she had also seen people who were numb and lifeless, as if they were dead.
Just like Lin Ran, when she was still alive, she wanted Li Li to replace her as the city lord. Now thinking about it, it feels like she has started thinking about what will happen after death while she is still alive.
And just when Li Li wondered if she had heard some prophecy, it seemed that many of her actions were explained. For example, walking in the eternal night, asking Li Li to be the city lord the second time he met her, and speaking his mind the third time they met, willing to tell her everything, and even thinking that they were close friends.
Of course, it could also be that Lin Ran had low emotional intelligence and handled interpersonal relationships inappropriately, but if you look back with suspicion, it seems that Lin Ran also had some very strange behaviors.
What made Li Li feel most abrupt was that when they met for the second time, Lin Ran told her that her name was Lin, Shuangmulin. But when she met her for the third time at Lin's house, she seemed to tacitly admit that she knew her last name was Lin, not Lin.
Because she didn't talk to Yu Xiao, and Yu Xiao didn't say anything immediately, during this blank period, Li Li's mind began to wander.
She didn't know if she had just thought of Shuang Buyan. Recalling the time when Lin Ran said "Shuangmu Lin", she felt that the pronunciation of "Shuang" seemed a bit similar to Shuang Buyan's "Shuang" after being pronounced for a long time.
Divergent thinking, if 'Shuang' is really 'Shuang', then Shuang Buyan's name would become 'Shuang Buyan'?
'Shuangmulin' means a forest of trees, so doesn't 'shuangbuyan' mean 'no buyan'?
What is this? Li Li felt that her thoughts were a little funny. Why did she make up words for no reason?
But now that she had thought of it, she couldn't help but continue thinking about it.
To change the order, it could be 'just say no' or 'don't say no'.
Silent, Yu, Yu?
Yu Xiao?
Li Li was shocked by her own ideas. How could these things that were completely unrelated give her the feeling of being solved?
She really wanted to see Yu Xiao, but restrained herself.
The prophet's head was cut off by Lin Ran, and the prophet's predictive ability also conflicts with the domain type. No matter how you look at it, Yu Xiao and Shuang Buyan are at most a father-son script.
But the system only helped her when it came to Yu Xiao.
It is jealous of Yu Xiao. @
There is a feeling that you will win the jackpot after buying a lottery ticket.
The probability is extremely small, but the hunch is strong, and I have even thought about how to spend the money.
Li Li was already calculating whether her disguise had revealed her true colors.
I don't think so, otherwise Yu Xiao wouldn't have scolded her and her son-in-law in a roundabout way, and the system would have helped her cover up that time, and there is a high possibility that it will continue to help her determine this background.
Li Li took a deep breath in her heart, her expression remained unchanged, and said: "Then your big goose will definitely be very relieved that he won't have to see you again too early."
"Ah." Yu Xiao uttered a short, stunned sound.
"So do you still want a mascot?" she asked casually and nonchalantly.
This guess was so shocking. If it was true, then her mention of Shuang Buyan just now would have made Yu Xiao misunderstand that she knew his identity.
No matter what, she had to figure out if she was overthinking it.
Hearing this, Yu Xiao showed a bewildered expression again. He was probably partly genuinely confused and partly acting.
"I think that if this kind of adventure team doesn't have a mascot, it will feel like something is missing," said Yu Xiao.
"What about the black cat? It's not a man-made creature, but a natural creature." Li Li asked.
She remembered Yiming told her that Shuang Buyan once wanted to raise a black cat.
Although Yu Xiao felt strange, he still said, "I thought about it before, but gave up."
It seems that Li Li really won the first prize.
Li Li felt that she had six points to say, and she also wanted to give Lin Ran a thumbs-up.
She really wanted to tell Lin Ran, who could react to something like this guessing puzzle?
Who could have thought that it was possible to hint at something like this, to hint at the air?
"Why?" Li Li's mind was in a turmoil, but she didn't forget to talk.
"Hmm..." Yu Xiao snorted and changed the subject, "It's still Goose, it's unique."
Li Li began to think about what she had done in front of Yu Xiao.
He was bullied, kicked, called stupid, and tried to stop him from talking.
And what did she say when they first met in Jiaohuang City?
She said, 'Don't go.'
Li Li suddenly recalled Yu Xiao's expression at that time.
Thinking back on it now, it was a kind of dazed look that revealed the true emotions in a performance.
Think about it again, Yu Xiao tested her ability to test her attitude towards Yiming, but never tested her identity. The system would not do useless work, and would not just cover up Li Li's gender when covering up for her.
Considering Yu Xiao's yin and yang, she and Yiming are a pair of idiots, most likely, probably, he was really fooled.
He was severely fooled by Li Li and the system, and thought he had a new son.
Li Li didn't know for a moment whether it was weird to be a father or to be a son.
She took a deep breath, closed her eyes, and continued to lie down.
It just so happens that she doesn't want to give her character a dead Bai Yueguang. It's better for Bai Yueguang to be alive so that she can change the setting, plot and relationship.
Besides, let's not talk about the Frost Buyan-style prophet, but she definitely doesn't want to be a good son to Yu Xiao, the lazy guy!
Cherish the last time of slacking off, because she will be busy again.
Busy repairing the fish.
...
After the sun went down, the slacking duo played some dirty tricks on each other for a while, and then announced their disbandment.
Li Li said that she would not get used to the bad habits of the sunfish, no matter who he was.
She is not a real good daughter, she is a fake and inferior product.
Respect the old and love the young? No, it's impossible!
At dusk, she calculated the time, changed into women's clothes, and prepared to go see whether Dan and An Heyu had sneaked into Chao Xi and how they were doing.
But as she passed, she heard Dan's voice from a distance.
"Say it again!" Dan, with his hair in a pigtail, hugged his rabbit doll tightly and glared at the person in front of him.
The person in front of him had brown hair and blue eyes, and was Ming.
"Is there something wrong with you?" Yiming also became a little angry.
He was really confused, and said to Dan with a puzzled look on his face: "Why do you want to be a dog when you can't be a human being?"
Dan stared at it for a while, then said, "Woof."
He just wants to be a dog.
Yiming couldn't understand: "You are really sick!"
Next to him, An Heyu was wearing a mask and had his hood pulled lower.
Li Li, who was far away, slowly took back her steps.
She began to wonder if she shouldn't have gone over to disturb them and discuss whether to be a human or a dog.
But she had to admit that she felt amused.
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