Chapter 106: Isn't it good to be a human? Why do you want to be a dog? (2.5 in 1)
[Hahahahahaha little Corgi, wake up! The beautiful sister in front of you is your other brother! ]
1L Owner
Every time I think Mr. Haig is having enough fun, he always lets me know he can be even funnier.
So pitiful, Corgi, hahahahaha, this is not a beautiful sister, this is your brother who is trying to kill you!
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I am dying of laughter, how can it be so funny, little Corgi, open your eyes and look, where is your intuitive radar, why does it always fail on Big Brother Heige!
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I laughed like a rooster crowing. Boss Haig, your hands must be itching because you haven't beaten a corgi for a while. You're just looking for an excuse to beat someone up, hahahaha!
Look at the aggrieved look in the Corgi's eyes, it makes me laugh to death. This is not some social evil, this is the iron fist of brother's love!
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Hey guys, I haven't watched it for a few days. Has the extremely dark plot developed to this point?
I was so confused by the forum,
Only here the corgi being beaten felt familiar to me.
The plot changes with each passing moment, and the Corgi is beaten up.
There is also the big boss Haig who is on the way to challenge the opponent.
Boss, where are you going tonight?
5L
Hahahahaha, praising Heige for being pretty and praising Li's face for being pretty, so funny.
Boss Haig, how many corgis do you eat in one meal?
For a moment, I had a vision of the big devil and the trembling little corgi, hahahaha!
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Yiming, are you moved? The brother becomes the sister!
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I went back upstairs and didn’t dare to move. I didn’t dare to move!
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The little corgi didn't dare to move, but the sunfish was very moved.
This is so funny. Did Sunfish and Hager unconsciously treat each other as fathers?
What a naming genius! Fish, the dog is okay, hahahaha!
The little Corgi was indeed late, otherwise he could have retorted on the spot: Yu Xiao, why are you swearing at me?
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How do you curse people...
Hahahaha I can't hold it anymore, the little Corgi completely thinks of himself as a dog hahahaha.
Also, I think Boss Haig and Sunfish have some tacit understanding between them. They communicate very smoothly on different channels, while the cannon fodder stands aside with a confused look on his face and can't keep up with the rhythm at all.
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His name is Feng Jiuqu!
It made me laugh to death. When I read the comics, I felt that Feng Jiuqu was that emoticon.
[Even if I squeeze in, I am still an outsider.jpg]
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Feng Jiuqu: What are you talking about?
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Feng Jiuqu: Try to understand, if you can’t, give up trying.
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Laughing, but no matter what, Haig is always reliable in times of crisis.
When they were diving to rescue the crying bird, I was really nervous and thought they were really going to die.
Six S-rank ones! What a luxurious lineup! The royal family is serious about this!
But as soon as Boss Haig showed up, I felt relieved.
Sense of security up up!
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It was the same for Le Shan at that time. When he encountered danger, Boss Haig was his guarantee of safety.
That is, when there is no danger, Boss Haig will be more dangerous.
[The Haig version of Le Shan beats up Yi Ming.jpg]
[Sister Shura smiled and beat Ming.jpg]
[Jiaohuang Heige looked down at Yiming and said he was low-class and beat him up.jpg]
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After all, Boss Haig is more "happy", hahahahahaha.
I'm still wondering if Dan Gou's character has collapsed. Why does he ask Sang Feiling who is better looking between himself and Hong He? He is not a character who cares about his appearance.
It turns out, man, Mr. Haig, you really know how to have fun. What is called glamour pressure? Hahahaha!
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To be honest, her fashion sense is still good. The Dane with a small braid is so cute that it makes my heart melt.
If he wasn't a Dane, and I was fighting for my Dane's master, I would...
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Honghe: I came out just to seduce you.
Red Crane: Are you polite?
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No, no, no, upstairs, I feel that Princess Kirisame’s expression is more appropriate in this episode.
[Screenshot of Princess Misty's expressionless face after Heiger said you'd welcome it.jpg]
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Be polite, say hello politely, and then politely kick someone out.
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Princess Misty Rain: Are you polite?
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The worst victim of the black sheep tonight besides the Corgi is Princess Misty Rain!
...
[This means, is it necessary to find this combat power? ]
1L Owner
Isn't the gap between A-level and SS-level too big? Is that true?
2L
The other party is a princess...
Moreover, this time, Boss Haig killed three S-ranks at once, which is something that a normal S-rank cannot do.
3L
I tend to believe that Boss Heige is an S-rank super-special character like Lin Ruye. After all, if he was really SS-rank, he wouldn't have gone through so much trouble to kill Lin Ruye at the end of Ranmu Castle. He could have directly challenged Lin Ran in the Ranmu chapter.
There is still a big difference between S and SS. Lin Ran massacred tens of thousands of people in three days, and Qu Yan, an S-level soldier, also killed civilians to pave a bloody path, but it took him more than three days, probably more than a month.
4L
The princess must be frightened by Mr. Haig’s madness!
Normally, an S-rank warrior would be extremely cautious when facing this luxurious lineup, but when Boss Haig appears, he handles it with ease.
I still don't know what Haig is afraid of.
Looking at his performance now, he has a kind of nostalgic attitude towards his deceased best friend, but he will not stagnate because of him.
Even though you are unhappy, I still want to do it.
This is very Haig-sama.
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I actually feel a little strange. Princess Wuyu feels that Mr. Heige is torn between the front and the back, and I feel the same way.
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The Lin Ruye in the beginning was not so weird, right? The last time he played Le Shan he was very weird, at first glance.
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A sudden idea flashed across my mind upstairs. That is, if the Lin Ruye at the beginning was really not played by Mr. Haig, then who was he?
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The [Prelude to the Dead] mentioned by the princess?
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Isn't this the brother of Crybaby who died? He appeared twice, once and died once.
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It suddenly occurred to me that Daimo Li has also been reborn, they are all dead brothers. If Crybaby leaves the group chat, there will only be one little Corgi left in the chat group.
How miserable!
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A sound...
Just like what he told Yu Xiao, after going through so much, he couldn't have any good feelings towards Heige, but he didn't hate him so much as to cause trouble for him.
He was deceived once by Li Baige, and again by the cross-dressing Shura girl, but even if he really hated Heige to the point of being too much, there was probably no chance.
The little Corgi couldn't bring himself to kill when Li Gang died and he was furious, and it's even more impossible now.
After all, he is the protagonist of the young manga Little Sun.
Whether he hates Haig or not, there is no conflict between him and Haig and trying to play tricks on him.
Poor corgi, if they knew that Miss Shura was a black...
The picture is so beautiful that I dare not imagine how much the little Corgi would suffer from PTSD due to beauty!
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Wait, isn't this a place for Tao Zhan Li? Where have you all gone wrong?
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Combat power? Is this thing worth buying?
Boss Haig is the eternal God, just remember this sentence!
...
This comic update is similar to what Li Li experienced, except that it includes the conversation between Yiming and Yuxiao after they left.
Then Yiming talked about the conversation in which Yu Xiao cursed at someone, and the cartoonist inserted the incident in which Yu Xiao and Li Li were playing dirty tricks on each other in front of Feng Jiuqu. Then, finally, Yiming talked about his views on Haig based on what he had seen and felt recently.
Because Hua Yizhi knew that the relationship between Yiming and Heige was arranged by Heige, they all tacitly concealed some things from Yiming, and just told him that they were not enemies.
The residents of Ranmu City he saw were grateful to that man for taking them away from the eternal night. ◆
"I am very one-sided. I can't see what kind of person Haig is, but he doesn't want to explain it to me." Yiming said to Yu Xiao, "I don't care who Haig is. I can't communicate with him."
Yiming would not agree with Haig's view on life, nor would he agree with his talk of fighting the strong with the strong.
He always felt that the suppression of force could not compare with sincerity.
In the comic, Yu Xiao squinted his round red eyes and said, "This really doesn't sound like something you would say."
Yiming admitted: "I can't treat him calmly."
He could not forget the pain and despair he felt at that moment, and the sight of the long-awaited puzzle pieces breaking into pieces and falling to the ground.
"Don't see him again," he said.
Otherwise he would recall that rainy day from the face he could never forget.
The comic ends with Tide declaring war on the princess, and Hua Yizhi and his friends think this is a very good opportunity, a chance for them, Tide, to become famous in the empire again.
They believe that there are many people with special abilities or ordinary people in the empire who have the same aspirations as them, but they have always been secretive and hidden, and those people cannot find them.
This time, the princess's originally powerful and irresistible forces were reduced by half by Heige overnight. Heige himself stayed in Ranmu City, and they also settled in Ranmu City.
Hua Yizhi and Jianyue both believed that although Heige said he was unwilling to be their leader, he would help just like he did last night and before.
Besides, Tide has waited too long, they need a very victorious comeback to boost morale.
The other party is a royal princess. It is not easy to meet someone from the royal family outside the floating city. This opportunity is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
So they chose to come forward.
When Li Li saw this, she didn't have much resistance. She wouldn't do it again anyway because it would be useless. The princess wouldn't tell her what she wanted to know. The more she said, the more mistakes she would make.
Moreover, she knew that people like Chao Xi would not really come to her and beg her for help. While Chao Xi and the princess were fighting, she might be able to take a break for a while.
...
In the real world, summer vacation continues.
Stage play editor Jiang Lan has finished writing the script, and they have started rehearsals these days.
"The pressure is so great. I always feel like the person opposite me is Li himself," said Lulu, the cosplayer who plays Yiming.
During the intermission, several cosplayers heard this and nodded in agreement.
"Too similar, no matter in what way!" Jiang Lan wanted to nod and point out the afterimage, "She is worthy of being my goddess! Even her aho-ge is so restored!"
Hearing this, Li Li held the iced milk tea and smiled slightly.
她也不清楚為什麽頭上那根呆毛始終沒服帖，風一吹就随風飄蕩，晃呀晃。
難不成是她睡覺的枕頭不太得勁？還是她的睡姿出了問題？
“救命，笑起來又有一種黑格的神韻！”黑格推，也是扮演黑格的coser羅涵捂住心髒，而後露出了靈光一閃的表情。
她把自己的cos道具，那個銀白面具給黎梨戴上。
這下黎梨變成了呆毛黎版黑格，還是捧着奶茶微笑的那種。
羅涵見狀點點頭，對其他人說：“漫畫裏黑格扮黎，現實我看黎扮黑格。看看，多生動形象，你用我的臉女裝我也用你的。”
“這叫什麽，互相傷害？”姜瀾笑得錘肚子。
黎梨思考狀：“那現在是不是差了點什麽？”
“差了裙子？”唐的coser舉起手，“修羅姐姐的高開叉！”
露露一聽，順勢就玩起漫畫梗：“不需要裙子！你是我見過最漂亮的女生！”
被她牽來的藍眼柯基配合的一擡狗頭。
“汪汪汪！”叫得可歡了。
幾個coser笑成一團，笑了會編劇姜瀾又感覺他們随便編出來的設定很傷感，拿出筆記本啪啪啪記錄靈感瞬間。
據她所說，她開車始終被封號，所以她沒有號了，現在她要走文藝小清新風。
簡而言之，就是她要同人發刀。
“來吧漫畫家！讓我們比比誰更刀！”被刀得死去活來的同人大手子如是說道。
不急着繼續，他們就繼續閑聊起來。
“其實我最近聽到一個消息，不知道是真是假。”露露壓低聲音，和幾人交頭接耳，就像是在說什麽秘密一樣。
她這個表現讓黎梨燃起了點好奇心，她也壓低聲音問道：“是什麽消息？”
露露沒藏着掖着，直接說道：“漫畫家住院了。”
“？！真的假的！”coser們不敢置信。
“我一直以為漫畫家是機器人，機器人也會住院？報修
零件？”安鹄羽的coser說道。
“正常，那個更新強度不住院都奇怪了。”姜瀾聽了一耳朵，一邊手上啪啪啪碼字一邊插嘴說道。
“我也以為漫畫家會是鐵人。”羅涵說道，“居然也會生病住院？”
露露說道：“我也不确定，但是看看下次漫畫是延期還是縮水就知道是不是真的了。”
這一刻，幾個coser互相對視一眼。
“希望漫畫家沒事！”她們要看更新！
“漫畫家怎麽樣都可以，更新不能少！”
黎梨一時間不知道感嘆漫畫家悲慘到畫漫畫住院，還是感慨這群人是宛如資本家的魔鬼。
至于是不是真的消息，和露露說的一樣，看下次更新的情況就能知道了。
...
[穿越準備中。]
[通道已打開，祝您成為高人氣角色，為漫畫帶來新的靈氣。]
和黎梨想的一樣，潮汐的人在行動之前和她說了一聲，之後就沒有再打擾她。
她讓安鶴予帶着丹出去也就是讓安鶴予自己安排的意思，此時雞媽媽和黏人茶走了，黎梨一個人在陽臺曬着太陽，難得有點悠閑。
悠閑得她都有點不習慣。
只是這段時間就是她留給自己喘氣的，她暫時不打算做些什麽，還打着表演‘雖然我刀了三個S階但是我其實受到了損傷需要休養’的算盤，想漫畫裏再暗示一把實驗體的身體問題。
她不可能随時在潮汐看着打下手，這也太沒格調了。
如非必要，黎梨只想做天空一聲巨響然後閃亮登場的那一個，而不是累死累活全程看護的保姆。
不過她摸魚，也有人和她一樣摸魚。
很快陽臺上多了一個人。
俞曉搬了個椅子坐過來，扭頭問：“好心人，你不去潮汐那邊嗎？”
是着名摸魚達人翻車魚。
“我為什麽要去。”黎梨用懶散的聲音說道。
而翻車魚則乖巧的一點頭：“我也這麽覺得，我去了只會礙事。”
緊接着，俞曉無辜的看向黎梨：“因為我笨，只會拖後腿，沒有任何用處。”
黎梨覺得這句話有點耳熟，想了想，是她上次堵俞曉時說的話。
‘你笨，只會拖後腿，沒有任何用處’，她當時是這麽說的。
這條魚在拿她自己說的話堵她，一次不落，不知道記了多久。
還挺記仇啊這個家夥。
于是黎梨微微一笑：“恭喜你對自己有了正确的認知。”
笑話，她會被堵嗎？那必然不會！
她動手的時候不希望俞曉摸魚，但是這不她也在摸魚嗎。
摸魚二人組一個靠着躺椅一個端正的坐着，突然精神達到了高度統一。
那就是摸魚萬歲。
不過黎梨感覺俞曉應該不會只是摸魚，不然他沒必要跑她這邊來偷懶。
果不其然，過了一會俞曉開口說道：“我昨天和一鳴提到了你，你們之前就認識啊。”
他要探究她和一鳴之間的關系。黎梨想到。
“認識。”黎梨說道，面上表情沒什麽變化。
“我覺得你應該不會是濫殺無辜的人，但是你為什麽要殺一鳴的哥哥呢？”俞曉用最天真乖巧的語氣說道，“一鳴很難過，他從來沒有這麽讨厭一個人過，你是唯一一個。”
黎梨覺得要是真有黑格這麽一個人，這句話還真的紮心窩子。
“哪有那麽多為什麽。”黎梨閉上眼睛說道，“你不如去問問霜不言為什麽不告訴一鳴他在前異能公會，而是死了之後才說什麽預言。”
俞曉半張着嘴，很順暢的接道：“這不一樣吧。”
“也是，确實不一樣。”黎梨又贊同道，“畢竟一個是在殺人，一個是保護人。”
可能是對這個解釋有自己的想法，俞曉頓了一下，然後才說道：“那麽你為什麽要幫助潮汐？”
這次他倒是不帶‘好心人’這個稱謂了。
“因為有趣啊。”黎梨睜開眼睛，看向俞曉，“你不會以為我是想救人吧？”
她嗤笑一聲，而後又自己接着說道：“怎麽可能。”
俞曉看了黎梨一會，然後說道：“我聽說你身邊時常伴随着烏鴉，你喜歡烏鴉嗎？還是鳥？”
“算是。”黎梨模糊的說道。
其實真相是她覺得黑烏鴉帥氣，她想耍帥。
但是這個理由她自己知道就行，真說出來不太好。
而且...
黎梨看了眼窗外湛藍的天空，不知道是不是天氣很好的緣故，晴空仿佛讓身心都清靜了下來。
應該不是錯覺，她察覺到俞曉有想要和她談心的苗頭。
于是黎梨思索了一番鳥類所代表的的暗喻，試探性的說道：“你不覺得飛翔很不錯嗎？”
俞曉偏頭，同樣看了眼天空。
“很不錯。”他說道，“能在天空自由的翺翔。”
“但是它無法觸及海面以下的世界，最終會在天空中生，在天空中死。”
“你想說魚更好？”黎梨反問。
“魚也一樣。”俞曉依舊看着窗外，“魚在海裏好似自由自在哪裏都能去，但是始終去不了廣闊的天空，最後在海中溺死。”
“那豈不是所有生物都是死。”黎梨說道。
“是啊，都是。”俞曉收回看向外面的視線，轉過來，赤色的瞳孔中好像清澈無比。
他用理所當然的語氣說道：“難道不是嗎？就算帝國生物科技這麽發達，不都沒有研究出不死？”
“沒想到你還很悲觀。”黎梨定定的看着他。
不止是悲觀，她還感覺俞曉有點神神叨叨。
他是不是和霜不言有什麽關系？黎梨開始思考預言師到底養了多少個好兒子。
“這是悲觀嗎？”俞曉熟練的露出茫然的表情，然後說道，“真正悲觀的人已經在想死後要做什麽了，但是我還不想死，所以我不算悲觀。”
這倒是。黎梨同意這個說法。
她見過還活着就想死後的人，也見過麻木不堪沒有活力，猶如死去的人。
就像是臨染，她還活着的時候就想讓黎梨代替她成為城主，現在想想也有一種活着就開始思考死後事情的感覺。
而且就在黎梨懷疑她是不是也聽說過什麽預言之後，好像她很多行為都有了解釋。比如在永夜中行走，比如見到黎梨第二面就要讓她當城主，比如第三次見面就直抒胸臆，什麽都願意和她說，還認為他們是交心朋友。
當然也可能是臨染情商低處理不當人際關系，但是用懷疑的眼光回憶的話，好像臨染也有幾個行為非常奇怪。
其中最讓黎梨感覺突兀的是，第二次見面的時候臨染對她說她叫林，雙木林。但是第三次她在臨宅遇見她，她又好像是默認了自己知道她姓臨而不是林。
因為她沒和俞曉搭話，俞曉也沒立刻說什麽，這段空白期間，黎梨腦子開始發散。
不知道是不是剛剛想到過霜不言這個人，回憶起臨染說‘雙木林’的時候，她感覺‘雙’這個發音念久了好像和霜不言的霜有點像。
思維發散，假如‘霜’真的是‘雙’的話，那麽霜不言的名字不就成了‘雙不言’？
'Shuangmulin' means a forest of trees, so doesn't 'shuangbuyan' mean 'no buyan'?
What is this? Li Li felt that her thoughts were a little funny. Why did she make up words for no reason?
But now that she had thought of it, she couldn't help but continue thinking about it.
To change the order, it could be 'just say no' or 'don't say no'.
Silent, Yu, Yu?
Yu Xiao?
Li Li was shocked by her own ideas. How could these things that were completely unrelated give her the feeling of being solved?
She really wanted to see Yu Xiao, but restrained herself.
The prophet's head was cut off by Lin Ran, and the prophet's predictive ability also conflicts with the domain type. No matter how you look at it, Yu Xiao and Shuang Buyan are at most a father-son script.
But the system only helped her when it came to Yu Xiao.
It is jealous of Yu Xiao. @
There is a feeling that you will win the jackpot after buying a lottery ticket.
The probability is extremely small, but the hunch is strong, and I have even thought about how to spend the money.
Li Li was already calculating whether her disguise had revealed her true colors.
I don't think so, otherwise Yu Xiao wouldn't have scolded her and her son-in-law in a roundabout way, and the system would have helped her cover up that time, and there is a high possibility that it will continue to help her determine this background.
Li Li took a deep breath in her heart, her expression unchanged, and said: "Then your big goose will definitely be very relieved that he won't have to see you again too early."
"Ah." Yu Xiao uttered a short, stunned sound.
"So do you still want a mascot?" she asked casually and nonchalantly.
This guess was so shocking. If it was true, then her mention of Shuang Buyan just now would have made Yu Xiao misunderstand that she knew his identity.
No matter what, she had to figure out if she was overthinking it.
Hearing this, Yu Xiao showed a bewildered expression again. He was probably partly genuinely confused and partly acting.
"I think that if this kind of adventure team doesn't have a mascot, it will feel like something is missing," said Yu Xiao.
"What about the black cat? It's not a man-made creature, but a natural creature." Li Li asked.
She remembered Yiming told her that Shuang Buyan once wanted to raise a black cat.
Although Yu Xiao felt strange, he still said, "I thought about it before, but gave up."
It seems that Li Li really won the first prize.
Li Li felt that she had six points to say, and she also wanted to give Lin Ran a thumbs-up.
She really wanted to tell Lin Ran, who could react to something like this guessing puzzle?
Who could have thought that it was possible to hint at something like this, to hint at the air?
"Why?" Li Li's mind was in a turmoil, but she didn't forget to talk.
"Hmm..." Yu Xiao snorted and changed the subject, "It's still Goose, it's unique."
Li Li began to think about what she had done in front of Yu Xiao.
He was bullied, kicked, called stupid, and tried to stop him from talking.
And what did she say when they first met in Jiaohuang City?
She said, 'Don't go.'
Li Li suddenly recalled Yu Xiao's expression at that time.
Thinking back on it now, it was a kind of dazed look that revealed the true emotions in a performance.
Think about it again, Yu Xiao tested her ability to test her attitude towards Yiming, but never tested her identity. The system would not do useless work, and would not just cover up Li Li's gender when covering up for her.
Considering Yu Xiao's yin and yang, she and Yiming are a pair of idiots, most likely, probably, he was really fooled.
He was severely fooled by Li Li and the system, and thought he had a new son.
Li Li didn't know for a moment whether it was weird to be a father or to be a son.
She took a deep breath, closed her eyes, and continued to lie down.
It just so happens that she doesn't want to give her character a dead Bai Yueguang. It's better for Bai Yueguang to be alive so that she can change the setting, plot and relationship.
Besides, let’s not talk about the Frost Buyan-style prophet, but she definitely doesn’t want to be a good son to Yu Xiao, the lazy guy!
Cherish the last time of slacking off, because she will be busy again.
Busy repairing the fish.
...
After the sun went down, the slacking duo played some dirty tricks on each other for a while, and then announced their disbandment.
Li Li said that she would not get used to the bad habits of the sunfish, no matter who he was.
She is not a real good daughter, she is a fake and inferior product.
Respect the old and love the young? No, it's impossible!
At dusk, she calculated the time, changed into women's clothes, and prepared to go see whether Dan and An Heyu had sneaked into Chao Xi and how they were doing.
But as she passed, she heard Dan's voice from a distance.
"Say it again!" Dan, with his hair in a pigtail, hugged his rabbit doll tightly and glared at the person in front of him.
The person in front of him had brown hair and blue eyes, and was Ming.
"Is there something wrong with you?" Yiming also became a little angry.
He was really confused, and said to Dan with a puzzled look on his face: "Why do you want to be a dog when you can't be a human being?"
Dan stared at it for a while, then said, "Woof."
He just wants to be a dog.
Yiming couldn't understand: "You are really sick!"
Next to him, An Heyu was wearing a mask and had his hood pulled lower.
Li Li, who was far away, slowly took back her steps.
She began to wonder if she shouldn't have gone over to disturb them and discuss whether to be a human or a dog.
But she had to admit that she felt amused.