Chapter 89 What is this called?
"I bought it on the street. An old man was pushing a small broken tricycle to sell it. There were so many people that I almost couldn't squeeze in."
What He Ji said was absolutely true. The small tricycle was blocked in several layers. He had to push countless people before he successfully bought one.
He didn't know how many old ladies scolded him for these few strawberries. If he wasn't thick-skinned, he would have returned home in shame. How could he have bought any more?
Su Yan ate half of it and passed the rest to He Ji's mouth, "It's so sweet."
He Ji stared at the strawberry next to her mouth for a few seconds, licked his lips, and looked at her with a smile, "Kid, do you want to have some fun?"
"No need to answer. I know what you're thinking. You're just saying one thing and thinking another."
As he spoke, he came closer. Su Yan pushed him angrily and said, "Be serious and don't lead the child astray."
"He's not even formed yet, he doesn't even have ears, how could I have led him astray?" He Ji hooked her waist, pulled her over, and blew a breath on her face, looking like a real second-rate guy.
"Baby, feed your man strawberries." After a pause, he continued, "Feed him with your mouth, and keep your eyes narrow. I'm happy to watch."
Su Yan: ...
What a shameless person, how dare you say such words.
"Stop making trouble, let me go, I want to lie down on the sofa."
She spoke softly, her tone as if she was coaxing a stubborn child.
He Ji gritted his teeth, not wanting to let her go, but he was quite happy to be coaxed.
This kid always knows how to get the upper hand over him.
He sighed and helplessly sucked a red mark on her face, "My little wife, you are quite good at coaxing people."
"Go ahead, have a good rest, and wait for me to lose your pants after dinner."
Su Yan:!!
How come you still remember this? It’s not an important thing.
She went out with a depressed look on her face. When He Ji washed the strawberries and brought them out, her lips were still tightly pursed, as if she was about to face a man-eating beast.
He squatted in front of her and gently tapped her knee. "Are you really that bothered? It's not like you haven't helped wash my pants before."
"Don't worry, I just came back from taking a shower, and my pants are clean."
Su Yan: ...
"If you keep saying that, I won't eat, I'll starve myself to death, and then I'll piss you off to death."
He Ji: ...
Phew~
How come this child is so cute?
Even the threats are cute, like acting coquettishly, and have no deterrent effect at all.
"Okay, okay, I won't tell you. I'll do it directly later. Will you be satisfied now?"
Su Yan looked at the face in front of her with a wooden expression, the face that was smiling particularly dazzlingly, and she wanted to reach out and hit it.
During the two days since he knew she was pregnant, he didn't dare to go any further than kissing and touching. Now he must have gone crazy.
"Why don't you just figure it out yourself? I can help you turn on the music."
He Ji: ...
What does this have to do with anything? Doesn't he look like the kind of person who can't hold it in?
Facing her innocent eyes, He Ji snorted, "If you make me angry to death, you will have to be a widow."
Su Yan felt a strong pinch on her face. She touched the pinched area and said in a long tone, "I'm not such a loyal person——"
"Stop, let's stop talking about this. Take your time eating, I'll quickly cook, and after you finish eating I'll give you a bath."
He was about to say stop, but he finally changed the subject again.
Afraid that she would really make him angry to death, Su Yan said "oh", took a strawberry and ate it slowly, and stopped talking.
He Ji cooked very quickly. Before Su Yan had finished eating two strawberries, he had already served the dish.
"Child, stop eating and eat first."
Su Yan wiped her hands and burped silently. Seeing He Ji slowly looking at her, she grinned and gave a bright smile.
"I'm full already."
He Ji tutted his words, leaned against the table, and looked her up and down. "So you not only borrowed your courage from the mouse, you also borrowed your stomach from the cat."
"I'm already full after just a few strawberries. I'm curious, how did you manage to feed yourself to 5 feet tall?"
Su Yan opened her mouth and stammered, "I'm a little over 1.6 meters tall."
"Don't you understand the principle of rounding?"
Su Yan's face was twisted, she picked at her fingers, and said weakly, "Don't give it up, it's still useful."
He Ji: ...
It's useless. Even if you add another ten centimeters, it's still a small one.
"If you can't eat, eat later. Now go take a shower."
He came over as he spoke, his meaning self-evident.
Su Yan glanced at the table and then at him, swallowed her saliva, and chuckled twice, "Aren't you going to eat?"
"Eating is not as important as helping you take a bath."
"Come on, baby, let's wash together."
Before they could say a few words, he turned into a gangster again. Su Yan looked away in disgust.
"You're so disgusting, I don't want to take a shower with you."
He Ji: ...
"Bullshit, I'm so handsome, okay, you little bitch, do you still have any sense?"
He came over and hugged her directly. Su Yan knew that it was useless to struggle, so she could only sigh and let him do what he wanted.
When she came out of the bathroom, more than an hour had passed. Su Yan looked at the dazzling white ceiling and felt a little overwhelmed.
She said that nothing good would happen if she went in with him. She took less than twenty minutes to shower, and for the rest of the time she sat quietly and watched his performance.
"Are you hungry? Do you want to eat?"
"I'm not hungry. I'm full of anger." Su Yan was really not hungry, but she was not full of anger.
He Ji nodded, and in a good mood he carried her to the bed. When he put her down, he touched her waist.
"It's already this late, and you're not sleepy or hungry, so you're just waiting to play Landlord."
"You saw it too. I just changed my pants. They don't smell at all. You're taking advantage anyway."
He was eager to try, as if he was particularly looking forward to it. Su Yan covered her face with her hands and didn't want to pay any attention to him.
The older this guy gets, the more childish he becomes. He's such a grown-up, but he still wants to lose his pants to her. How can this be?
"Don't mention this again, otherwise, I, I, I will go sleep on the sofa." She originally wanted He Ji to sleep on the sofa, but she really didn't have the courage.
He Ji was stunned for two seconds, but couldn't help laughing. He held Su Yan's hand and let her feel his violent heartbeat.
"If you tease me again, I might have to call an ambulance."
In his more than 30 years of life, this was the first time he heard of someone sleeping on the sofa because he was angry.
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