Chapter 613 Haining Cat Island (23) [VIP]
"A cat did this?!"
Bai Jinshu was holding the leopard cat in one hand and making a video call with his phone in the other. On the other side of the video, Li Ge's eyes widened in shock.
"Yes," Bai Jinshu lied with his eyes wide open, "We woke up like this."
Brother Li:?
"Just woke up?" He rubbed his hair a few times, making it look like a bird's nest that could accommodate a sparrow, and showed an incredible expression, "Wait a minute... I think I may not be fully awake, wait a minute... Is the cat you are talking about the cat I know?"
【Brother Li: He showed an expression of disbelief.】
[Li Ge even began to doubt the species, guessing that there is another animal called cat in this world, and it really looks like it hasn't woken up yet.]
【Haining Cat Island·Origin of Species.】
[Cat Saint is so calm... I want to talk about this...]
[Don’t worry, I forgot to bring my homework when I was in primary school, and I told the teacher that my homework was snatched away by a gangster on the way to school. I was also so calm.]
[Don't worry, I was so calm when my tablet was damaged during the warranty period. I went to the store and told them it was broken when I woke up.]
[Don’t worry, my passport was chewed by a dog last time, but I had to go abroad the next day. I was also so calm when the customs asked me what happened.]
[I can understand the first two, but how did you get through the last one, customs lady?]
[If he doesn't ask, you don't tell. If he asks, you're surprised.]
Li Ge rolled over from the bed, picked up the glasses on the table, put them on his nose, squinted his eyes and looked at the screen on the other side of the phone again: "Um... Doctor Du, are you sure this was done by a cat? Is this something a cat can do?"
Bai Jinshu showed surprise in a very human way: "Can't a cat do that?"
"Is it impossible...?" His performance was so natural that Li Ge doubted himself for a moment, "It shouldn't be possible... can it be possible?"
On the other side of the video, the camera was facing the mess on the ground.
To be more precise, the camera was facing a mess on the ground, which Du Zhongsheng said was the remains of a TV.
Excuse me for being frank, but after pondering for a long time, Brother Li still couldn't recognize the former appearance and voice of the TV from this thing.
"I think thirty-nine might be okay." Yun Guang came back from the yard outside and talked nonsense seriously.
"Can Thirty-Nine do it?" Li Ge scratched his head, "If Thirty-Nine has this ability..."
Then wasn’t his Maode Academy demolished long ago?
"You can't generalize the physiques of cats. Thirty-nine is a collection of many tabby cats," Bai Jinshu said, holding up his phone with a blank expression. "I've also seen a black cat with eyes as big as bells when it was extremely angry."
"Shoot...shoot out lightning-like intelligence?" Li Ge tested.
[Ears stand up like antennas~]
【Listen to all suspicious sounds~】
【Why are you singing! 】
"And there are many very dangerous species of tabby cats," Bai Jinshu added. "The bite force of a western diamondback tiger snake is seven times that of an alligator."
"Is there such a thing?" Li Ge muttered, "I think I may not be awake yet, I am dreaming, let me hit myself and see... Ouch!"
Before he could hit himself, a cat flew in from the window beside him, pounced on him and kicked him without any mercy.
Brother Li was kicked by a cat for no apparent reason. Before he could see where the cat was, he heard a loud "clang".
The cat food bowl that was placed safely by the window was knocked over by a slap, and the water and cat food in the bowl splashed everywhere. The culprit of all this continued to rush around the room, knocking over several stools in one breath before Li Ge could react, and finally succeeded in hitting the shoe cabinet after a big jump.
The shoe cabinet was shaking, and the toothbrush cup that Li Ge had just placed on it was about to fall. Finally, it fell at a certain point, and the water inside the cup spilled onto the cat.
Suddenly attacked by the waterfall falling from the sky, the cat let out a shrill scream and began to shake its head frantically.
In the narrow corridor, as the cat swung its body, Li Ge was covered with water droplets, and even the camera was covered by the water droplets.
"Wow..." Fang Xiang, who was passing by, heard the sound and stopped curiously, looking at his phone, "What is this?"
"I don't know." Lu Changfeng said sincerely.
He didn't even know where the cat came from.
The camera turned and showed the ceiling of Li Ge's room. A chaotic sound came from the other side of the video. Finally, after a few minutes, Li Ge's face appeared on the screen again.
"I changed my mind..." His hair was messier than when he got up just now. Now at least two sparrows could sleep there. "I now think that cats can definitely do this."
"You can't generalize the physiques of cats," Li Ge said with a look of relief, "I now believe that some cats have a bite force seven times that of a crocodile, and I now also believe that this cat can run seven times faster than a cheetah."
Bai Jinshu: "Isn't this cat yours?"
Why does the name sound so unfamiliar?
"No," Li Ge was stunned for a moment, "Damn it, we old Haining people don't keep cats. My family only feeds them but never raises them."
"Then this cat is..."
"It's a wild cat outside," Li Ge paused, his expression indescribable, "I don't even know how it got here. It came to my house for no apparent reason, smashed all my things, and then left again."
"Before I could catch it, it jumped out the window again."
It seems like I came here just to beat him up and cause some trouble.
Everyone who came over after hearing this bizarre development: ...?
Barrage:
【ah? 】
[So Li Ge was beaten up by a wild cat for no apparent reason? ]
[It was even a wild cat that jumped onto the second floor on purpose. ]
[Correction: It should not be that Li Ge was beaten by the cat, but that Li Ge’s house was demolished by the cat. ]
[When it jumped over just now, I didn’t see clearly what was passing by, I just heard the cat punched Li Ge. ]
[As expected, the physiques of cats are very different from each other. Doctor Du is a genius doctor. ]
【Dr. Du is a miracle doctor. 】
【Dr. Du is a miracle doctor. 】
【Dr. Du is a miracle doctor. 】
The cat did give Li Ge more than one punch.
As Li Ge picked up his phone, the camera turned so that everyone could see the room, which was now in ruins.
"Oh my god," Wu Meng sighed softly, "How long will it take to clean up this?"
Not to mention the messy cabinets, there are several clearly visible jumping plum blossom prints on Li Ge's bed. Judging from the color, they probably came from the coffee that was spilled under the table.
Most of the coffee stain was absorbed by the sheets that fell on the floor, leaving a large brown stain on the light blue sheets. Next to the stain was the lamp that the cat had knocked over from the bedside table.
The lampshade was thrown on the ground. The cat's claws were sharp, leaving three hook marks on the cloth lampshade.
In addition, many of the green plants that were originally neatly arranged on Li Ge’s desk were knocked to the ground, and the computer screen was upside down on the desk. Compared to the loudest "bang" just now, that was the sound of the computer screen being sacrificed.
This doesn't seem to be the kind of trouble that could be caused by an ordinary explosion in the house.
"Brother Li," Lu Changfeng couldn't bear to say in the unknown space, "Did you provoke it?"
Why on earth does this cat treat Li Ge like this?
"I didn't," Li Ge complained. "I've been busy with the opening of my business recently. Apart from the first batch and the thirty-nine, I haven't caught many cats. Besides, even if I provoke it, it won't chase me home, right?"
"How does it know where my home is? I drive to and from get off work, so a cat can't catch up, right?"
This is too weird.
"How about we clean up the room first?" Yun Guang frowned and asked with concern, "If it's inconvenient, we can go over and help."
"Forget it, my mom and the others are downstairs, I'll clean up with my family," Li Ge put down his phone and let out a sigh, "Well, I'll clean up the room this morning, you guys go to the store first, Xiaoguan and the others should be open by now."
Everyone looked at the time. Indeed, according to the business hours of Maode Academy, Guan Hongyan and Tong Yao, who were on guard last night, should have opened the business by now.
"As for the old house, you guys can leave the TV there for now. I'll go find a repairman later...hiss, can this repairman fix it?" Brother Li twitched his mouth.
"Not really," Fang Xiang said sincerely, "I feel like this TV can be retired with honor."
Even if we call a worker, he can't fix it.
He silently turned his gaze to the leopard cat above Du Zhongsheng's head.
Everyone saw the leopard cat dismantling the TV last night. It would have been fine if it was just dismantling the TV, but the problem is that the leopard cat obviously ate and took the TV at the same time!
So - a big TV was dismantled and gnawed by it and only such a pitiful small piece was left. In this case, let alone calling a repairman to fix it, even if it was towed back to the factory, there would not be a single screw that could be reused among the remaining wreckage on the ground.
"Then...then you can leave it there for now," Li Ge thought for a few seconds, "I don't have the contact information of the neighbors at the old house, so I have to ask my mom to talk to them. We'll look at it after we clean up the house."
"It should be fine," he consoled her. "The TV is not expensive. It's an old model from more than a decade ago. Besides, they probably won't live here anymore. I guess the compensation will only be around three or four hundred yuan."
Li Ge was in a hurry to clean up the room and hung up the phone in a hurry. The exploration team members looked at each other. Yun Guang put away his phone and pointed at the wreckage on the ground: "Shall we clean up and go to work too?"
Although it is called work, in reality, there is nothing to do most of the time in Maode Academy.
Everyone slowly cleaned up the remains of the TV, and when they finished their breakfast and arrived at the entrance of Maode College, they just happened to meet Guan Hongyan coming out to take out the trash.
"Why did you come just now?" Guan Hongyan complained, "What happened last night?"
"It's not a big deal," Yun Guang took the initiative to tell what happened last night, including Ran Ran, the resident of the B&B next door, who saw something, Li Ge who was attacked by a cat early in the morning, and them destroying the TV in order to meet Li Ge's mother. "What about Maode Academy last night?"
"We didn't have any problems here, so we had a good sleep," Guan Hongyan threw the garbage in her hand away, "Now I suspect those cats weren't coming for us, but for Brother Li's mother."
If the rules of this unknown space are linked to the unusually active behavior of cats on Haining Island, then since they entered here, there have been a total of three unusually active events, one in the Maode Academy, one in the old house of Li Ge's neighbor, and one this morning in Li Ge's room.
It seems that it is not centered around them, but around Li Ge.
Lu Changfeng: "Then should we wait for Brother Li to come in the afternoon and get some information from him?"
"Set." The three of them huddled together and whispered for a long time. No one knew what they came up with. Anyway, when they went back, Guan Hongyan's face looked eager to try.
“Sister Hongyan,” Tong Yao came up to her with a look of help on her face, “You’re finally back. We were just looking at today’s schedule and found that two or three cats were scheduled for sterilization today. When you were not here, Brother Du had already entered the operating room!”
"Oh my god," Guan Hongyan said, "Why didn't you stop him?"
Du Zhongsheng went into the operating room to sterilize the cat?
With his machete, which was even a little rusty?
Taking human life lightly... No, cat's life!
Can anyone rescue the cat?
"I don't dare to stop him," Tong Yao said weakly, "Brother Du is a high-end player..."
And they will chop their hands and feet...
Guan Hongyan slapped her forehead and said, "Oh... forget it, I'll go check it out."
She didn't have time to say anything else, and ran inside quickly, shouting as she ran: "Du Zhongsheng! Spare the cat... No, spare the eggs!"
With a "bang", the door of the operating room was pushed open.
Bai Jinshu stood in the room, looking at the panting Guan Hongyan in confusion.
"What?" He raised an eyebrow.
Guan Hongyan:?
Guan Hongyan: "You're not performing surgery on the cat?"
In the operating room, the bloody scene she had imagined did not happen. On the contrary, the room was unexpectedly harmonious.
Du Zhongsheng was holding his knife, with three roasted chicken legs left over from last night in front of him, while the Leopard Cat Leader was gnawing on a box of nuts that he had bought yesterday in a very harmonious manner beside him.
At this moment, she pushed open the door, and the man and the cat looked at her at the same time.
——Although to be more precise, when this man and cat looked at her, there was only one perspective.
"Are you...hungry?" Guan Hongyan looked hesitantly at the three chicken legs in front of Bai Jinshu and the knife in his hand. "If you're hungry, you can actually just eat with your hands."
There's no need to chop with this tetanus blade.
Bai Jinshu tossed the kitchen knife in his hand around and said, "I'm not hungry."
"It's okay. If you're hungry, just tell me." Guan Hongyan was stunned for a few seconds, trying to make sure she didn't misunderstand anything. She looked between him and the chicken leg for a few times, "There's no need to hide in this small room to eat. We won't laugh at you."
"Or does your sect have a rule about vegetarianism?" Guan Hongyan touched his chin. "Well, meat and wine pass through the intestines, but the Buddha has kept them in his heart. Eat them, and I won't report you."
After saying this, she very considerately left the room and closed the door.
Bai Jinshu: ...Sometimes he really wanted to see what strange things were going on in Guan Hongyan's mind.
What kind of tortuous train of thought could make her think that he was embarrassed to eat chicken legs in front of outsiders, so he brought the cat to hide in this small room to eat.
He came here to avoid everyone just because he suddenly remembered something and wanted to experiment.
When he came in and saw Tong Yao just now, he suddenly remembered that on the first day he came here, the big kitchen knife scratched her hand. At that time, because of the rusty surface of the kitchen knife, Guan Hongyan and Yun Guang suggested that she get a tetanus shot.
But so many things happened afterwards that everyone present, including him, had forgotten about it until he saw Tong Yao washing her hands just now and suddenly remembered it.
There was no Band-Aid or scar on Tong Yao's hand, as if the wound did not exist.
The cut from the kitchen knife was not very deep, and a thin layer of scab had formed by the evening, but it was not something that would completely disappear in just two days. In order to prevent the mistake, Bai Jinshu found other excuses to observe it closely, but in the end he did not find any signs of injury.
Could it be that this teaching of the Redemption Society has also come true here?
When the Redemption Society was first recruiting believers, ordinary people who had mistakenly entered it and were completely trapped in it voluntarily became disabled and dedicated everything to the Redemption Society. Among the doctrines fabricated by the psychopathic leader, there was one that the atonement ritual bestowed by the Son of God himself was more effective than other rituals.
During the Holy Son Selection period, after eliminating those reservists who could not stand these bloody acts, Du Zhongsheng made use of his appearance advantage and some deliberate language to make a fuss about this.
There is a competitive relationship among the "holy sons". The old leader does not keep them for charity. The KPI of the holy sons is essentially to attract more people to join the church, let more people join the Redemption Society, and willingly offer all their property and surplus value.
Most people who suddenly become disabled will subconsciously form a group and be attracted to the Redemption Society. By the time they realize that this is a cult, it is often too late. Just like a ghost or pyramid scheme, believers pull one another in such a dream and deformed environment, and sometimes they will deceive some healthy people.
At this time, the Son of God is the character who makes healthy people disabled. Minors are more likely to let down their guard than adults, and healthy people are not so easy to be deceived than disabled people. At this time, the existence of underage "Sons of God" is a bait that gradually traps them.
What Du Zhongsheng did most was to use some words to guide the believers who left his hands to believe that the rituals he performed were more effective than those performed by other "holy sons" and could better atone for their sins and obtain peace in the afterlife.
If you tell a lie enough times, it will become true. Not to mention that in such an environment, if you want to tell a lie, the first step is to deceive yourself.
In the later period, it was difficult to judge whether Du Zhongsheng, who had truly become the only Holy Son, was still guiding believers in this way out of habit, or whether he had already become a member of the believers.
But what is certain is that after he deceived himself, it seems that this doctrine related to him has become one of the fixed attributes of the foundation.
He had come to this room just now to experiment with this new discovery.
It was not possible to try it on a living thing, so he looked around and took out a few chicken legs from the refrigerator to try it, but unfortunately it seemed that it didn't work here.
Bai Jinshu thoughtfully put the chopped chicken leg back and was eager to try cutting himself to test the waters. However, before he could do anything, he sighed regretfully under Huai Jiamu's silent gaze and put away the kitchen knife.
Then we can only find other living organisms to experiment with.
Among the fixed attributes of the Foundation, only the healing attribute is the most difficult to unlock. This can be seen from the fact that he has been in the Foundation for so long and has explored so many unknown spaces, but has only seen one nanny, Lu Changfeng.
If the fixed attribute of Du Zhongsheng's identity, [Holy Son], could develop a skill similar to that of a nurse, it would be a good thing for his future exploration.
But at present, it seems that this passive with fixed attributes is most likely caused by the wounds himself, and the recovery speed will become faster, which is not comparable to Lu Changfeng's fixed attribute at all.
After all, from the perspective of blood recovery, Lu Changfeng's fixed attribute is that he can restore his original blood bar to full after causing secondary damage, and his passive attribute is that he can quickly heal on the basis of the damage after causing secondary damage, which is equivalent to cutting the upper limit of the blood bar of the person being treated.
For example, when Lu Changfeng cuts off a person's hand, the person's hand can grow back and quickly recover 100% of its health. However, the final result of his attack may just be that the wound heals faster and the upper limit of health becomes 80%.
Team members who can reach the high-end space probably have a few nurses in their organization. Slow recovery is not a big problem, but lowering the upper limit of blood volume means lowering the upper limit of one's own ability in the future. This skill is really not very useful.
This is not good... Compared to a nurse, this skill currently sounds more like an insider skill.
Doesn't this passive mean that all enemies attacked by Du Zhongsheng will have a buff that speeds up their health recovery?
What kind of reverse fixed attribute is this...
Bai Jinshu pulled the corner of his mouth and began to seriously consider whether he should wait until he got out of this unknown space and change into the identity of Skao to go around the organization more often to increase everyone's luck.
Just as he was thinking here, there was a sudden noise outside the door.
Originally Bai Jinshu didn't want to pay any attention to it, but the noise seemed to be getting louder and louder, and finally it seemed like a quarrel.
He frowned, picked up Huai Jiamu who was lying next to him, pushed open the door and walked out.
As soon as the door of the operating room was opened, the noise outside became more obvious. Among the several quarreling voices, Guan Hongyan's voice was the loudest and could be heard most clearly.
"I'm telling you, there's no such thing as a scam. Our surveillance is right here. If it doesn't work, we can use the surveillance!"
"Ouch..." This seems to be the voice of an old man, "Ouch...you are bullying the elderly..."
"Who is bullying who? I haven't even told you that you are bullying our little girl, but you come here to complain first," Guan Hongyan said a lot of things like firecrackers. "Bullying you means you get money or awards. How could you fall down when you splashed clean water on the cement floor? Did you put Dove on the soles of your feet? Stop pretending!"
"What's wrong?" Bai Jinshu finally walked to the door and saw the situation clearly.
All the employees in Maode Academy except Brother Li gathered at the door. Tong Yao stood at the door at a loss holding a basin, while an old lady who looked to be at least in her seventies was sitting on the ground crying.
"Just now Tong Yao came out to pour water," Yun Guang explained the whole story in a low voice, "and this old lady saw her pouring water from behind, and she pretended to fall here on purpose, as if she wanted to extort money from us."
"Ouch..." the old lady continued to shout at the right time, "I fell and hurt my coccyx. I need to go to the hospital for a check-up. I want you to pay for me to go with me..."
The author has something to say:
Guan Hongyan closed the door and walked out: No, if their sect does not allow meat, why would the Son of God take God with him when he stole the chicken leg?
Guan Hongyan pondered for a while: Damn, it has become another part of the play of young lovers.
It’s the last day of 24 years. I wish you all a successful study and career in 25 years and good health. I kiss you all~
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