Chapter 623 Haining Cat Island (33) [VIP]
While a bunch of microscopes were being blown out by the barrage, someone was suffering inhuman torture in another room in the unknown space.
"No, absolutely not!" Li Ge held the clothes on his chest and swore to his death to protect his last bit of innocence. "Sterilization is the limit. I will never let you wear an Elizabethan collar for me even if I die!"
"Alas, people's bottom line will change," Guan Hongyan said unconcernedly, holding up an Elizabethan collar cut out of hard plastic. "If you were the person you were yesterday, would you be able to accept being sterilized?"
"I'm pretending to be sterilized! Pretending to be sterilized!" Li Ge paused for a second and struggled, "Don't make me sound like a father-in-law, okay?!"
"Is there any difference?" Bai Jinshu asked a heart-wrenching question.
With an ex-girlfriend like this who would ask him every year whether he was dead or not, the news that Li Ge was sterilized would probably spread to all his friends within a day.
Li Ge: ...
"You're right," he said weakly, "For the sake of my innocence for the rest of my life, why don't I stop wearing this Elizabethan collar?"
"Actually, I think it doesn't matter whether you wear it or not," Guan Hongyan pointed at the door behind her, "Are those people outside Maode College just here to eat and do nothing?"
What spreads the fastest in small places? Rumors!
I'm afraid that before Li Ge goes out, or before Li Ge's ex-girlfriend takes action, the news that "the child in the old witch's family has been sterilized" will spread throughout the island.
——Considering that 90% of the residents on the entire island have the surname Wu, it is very likely that the only referential word in this message that can be used to avoid calling his name cannot be used. The news that Li Ge was sterilized is likely to spread throughout Haining Island along with his name.
At this point... wearing an Elizabethan collar or not is just the difference between being embarrassed and being a little more embarrassed.
"So why not just stop wearing it..." Li Ge said weakly, "Anyway, I'm almost the last father-in-law on Haining Island, can't you let me die in peace?"
Guan Hongyan rolled her eyes and was about to say "No", and it seemed that she was planning to force Li Ge to wear a sterilization collar.
"Actually, you don't have to wear it." Bai Jinshu suddenly spoke up when seeing Li Ge's saved look.
Guan Hongyan:?
[What do you mean?] She blinked, [No, you hit Li Ge? Are you still on my side?]
You actually let Brother Li go just like that?
Could it be that Du Zhongsheng's remaining conscience began to ache... Impossible, absolutely impossible.
Based on her understanding of Du Zhongsheng, Chao Yougan and their world, the last thing they would have was a conscience.
Bai Jinshu nodded, then shook his head.
Guan Hongyan:?
"Doctor Du!" Li Ge didn't notice the little actions of the two people, and his face was full of emotion, "I knew it would have to be you!"
The other employees were all bad guys who wanted to watch him have fun with bad intentions! Only Dr. Du did not participate from beginning to end!
Guan Hongyan's mouth twitched.
No, buddy, do you still remember that the trick of pretending to be sterilized was first proposed by Du Zhongsheng.
What kind of good person is that who can come up with such a dirty trick?
"It's okay, I understand you." In Guan Hongyan's eyes, Du Zhongsheng, who was not a good person, was emitting a faint tea fragrance and a bright green light. "If you don't wear the Elizabethan collar, you will not be able to continue to explore the secrets of the tabby cat."
"Secret?" Li Ge took the bait as expected, his ears seemed to stand up a little, "What secret? What secret of the tabby cat?"
"A tabby cat," Bai Jinshu said with a look of regret on his face, "Don't you think there is a big secret among the cats on Haining Island?"
"What secrets can a cat on an island have..." Li Ge retorted subconsciously.
"Take the tabby cats for example," Guan Hongyan rolled her eyes, immediately understood his plan, and added fuel to the fire, "Even if there are more tabby cats, it's impossible to achieve the same effect as demolition, and normally, would there be a group of cats that hold such a grudge and keep chasing you?"
"But the cats on the island are smarter than those outside..." Li Ge replied blankly.
"Isn't that the problem?" Guan Hongyan slapped her thigh, "Don't you think that only the cats on Haining Island are very smart? They can talk to people, take revenge on a specific person, and even organize a demolition team!"
"Yes...that's the reason..." Li Ge was half convinced.
"And the elderly people on the island seem to be hiding something from us. They are in cahoots with the cats," Bai Jinshu said regretfully, "Since your capture and sterilization of cats was exposed, the people on the entire island seem to be targeting us."
"Yeah, I also feel something is wrong!" Brother Li was confused and said angrily, "Maode Academy was fine before it opened, but how come it was hit by fraud and vandalism just a few days after opening!"
"And there's something I don't know whether I should say it or not." Bai Jinshu spoke with a scent of tea.
"What?" Li Ge was curious.
"I think...your mother probably knows something," Bai Jinshu said hesitantly, "I remember she locked you up at home and didn't let you go to work."
"Yes, yes!" Li Ge became more and more excited as he thought about it. "It's all connected! It's all connected! I was blocked after the opening of Maode Academy. It was fine during the trial operation before! Although I and One to Thirty-Nine always fight when we meet, they have never demolished my store!"
Is there a possibility that you didn't pick their eggs either... Guan Hongyan suppressed her strong desire to complain and fanned the flames: "Right, right!"
"The cats and old people on your island all have secrets. How can you keep this secret from us?"
"No!" Brother Li slammed the table, "Mao De Academy is my hard work, Cat Egg... No, rescuing stray cats is also my career! I can't just give up like this! We have to investigate thoroughly!"
"Yes, investigate it thoroughly!" Guan Hongyan also slapped the table and handed over the Elizabethan collar in her hand, "Come on, put this on! We will start the investigation now!"
Li Ge's momentum suddenly softened.
"No...Is it necessary to wear this Elizabethan collar?"
"If you don't wear it, the tabby cat may always hate you." Bai Jinshu said with a worried look on his face, "Then we will be targeted in our subsequent investigations."
"Yes, yes," Guan Hongyan persuaded, "Think about our Maode Academy, think about your business..."
The more she talked, the more she felt that Li Ge really had to wear this Elizabethan collar.
Guan Hongyan: ...the brainwashing technique of this cult saint Du Zhongsheng is so horrible.
"Done!" Another person who was also brainwashed slammed the table, "That's it..."
"Here...here I'd like to trouble you to go out and see if my ex-girlfriend is here!" Brother Li made a sudden turn.
"I can wear an Elizabethan collar, but if she really sees me wearing this, I won't be able to stay on Haining Island for the rest of my life!"
Guan Hongyan wanted to speak again: "I'll sacrifice myself for the sake of investigating you..."
"No, this is the only thing that won't work," Li Ge said firmly, "I don't want to be socially dead yet!"
"Well... okay then." Guan Hongyan pouted, still couldn't miss the good show of Brother Li wearing the Elizabethan collar, so she could only look at Du Zhongsheng and said, "How about you go?"
Bai Jinshu nodded.
It doesn't matter who goes to see it.
Huai Jiamu jumped down from his head and landed on his wrist. He just happened to be holding the cat, pushing open the door and looking out.
The corridor was quiet with no trace of cats. The crowd gathered outside the window gradually disappeared as Li Ge left. The only voices of a few exploration team members could be heard faintly in the hall of Maode Academy.
——"I think it's probably this video that's the problem," Lu Changfeng touched his chin and pointed at the camera, "Look at this cat's eyes when it was caught. It looked very angry. Did you turn it into a father-in-law?"
"And people on the Internet say that cats with shit-yellow color are the most scheming," Fang Xiang said, hurting the cat's heart. "This shit-yellow cat is obviously very scheming."
"Yes, yes, yes, I also think this cat has bad intentions. And I remember when we were helping Fangzhang Ma look for the abbot, this cat came to eat the ham sausage bought by Fangzhang Ma's second uncle," Wu Meng nodded seriously. "This cat must have instigated Li Ge to become enemies with the tabby cat. The videos recorded by Li Ge may contain evidence of its crimes."
"You haven't finished directing yet? This cat, this cat we didn't catch?" Xiao Zhou passed by and only heard the last sentence. He scratched his head in surprise, "It has no grudge against Brother Li, right?"
"Didn't catch him?" Bai Jinshu walked out of the corridor and saw the three exploration team members surrounding the screen turning their heads in unison.
"Yes," Xiao Zhou stretched out his hand to adjust the progress bar. In the picture, Brother Li caught the orange cat, checked it, and then let it go. "Brother Li checked it at that time and found that the cat was already very old and had no fertility and there was no need to sterilize it."
"Besides, most of the cats on the island are not suitable for domestic life."
Most of the cats on Haining Island are free-range and used to being wild. Judging from the age of cats, this orange cat is definitely the oldest among them.
There is no need to sterilize it, and no one would be willing to adopt it. It has lived like this on Haining Island for almost its entire life, and it is not ethical to force it to change its living habits at this time.
So after checking it, Li Ge quickly let it go.
"That... that is it," Wu Meng racked his brains, "Uh, you sterilized her disciples, so she holds a grudge and wants to take revenge on you!"
"I think the possibility of an orange cat giving birth to a tabby cat is very low." Fang Xiang interrupted.
"Then... one more cat is ruled out," Lu Changfeng said in a low voice, "Which cat is the problem?"
They copied all the videos in the name of "finding the original tabby cat to exonerate Li Ge", but the videos added up to dozens of hours, and it was too slow to watch them one by one.
There was only a flurry of anxious comments in the live broadcast room:
【Run far, run far! 】
[Jump far, jump far! ]
【Run far and jump far! 】
[You should go back and read the first post you clicked on, don’t read these nonsense! ]
[Aaaaaah, I'm so anxious. I can confirm from the forum that the cat that runs far and jumps far must be the same cat! How come I can't tell the difference! ]
[Well, it's normal that you can't see it. There are so many of us, but only one microscope master can recognize it. ]
"Where are Li Ge's ex-girlfriend's sister and brother-in-law?" Bai Jinshu looked around and asked when he didn't see the two people.
"Brother Du?" Lu Changfeng looked up and answered actively, "They just received a call and went out to pick someone up. I guess his girlfriend is almost here but she just can't find the place. She should be here soon."
"What? It's coming soon!" The door of the operating room was pushed open. "Then hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!"
"Let's go to the park now!"
"Hey, hey, don't pull me!" Guan Hongyan's voice came, "Can you see the road clearly? Can you see it clearly..."
"Bang."
A loud and crisp sound.
"Slow down, slow down...slow down," Guan Hongyan's voice was distorted a little, with a painful smile that could not be suppressed, "You...why don't you help me walk?"
"No need!" Brother Li gritted his teeth.
The next second, a human figure... a person with a human shape below the neck and a funnel-shaped figure above the neck walked out.
"Puff... cough cough cough." Everyone in the hall couldn't hold it in anymore.
"Cough cough cough...Pu cough cough." Guan Hongyan couldn't hold it back any longer.
"What...what are you doing?" Amidst the distorted laughter, only Xiao Zhen still retained the last bit of brotherhood.
"Elizabethan collar!" "Funnel" gnashed his teeth, "Isn't this the Elizabethan collar you asked me to wear?"
Who knew I wouldn’t be able to see the road after putting it on!
The circle just happened to surround his head, and now he can't see anything!
"Is it weird to run into a wall when you can't see the road? What's so funny!"
"No...no, no..." Guan Hongyan answered while shaking.
Damn it, Li Ge gritted his teeth.
Why can’t cats lose their sight when wearing an Elizabethan collar?
"Is there a possibility," Doctor Du's voice sounded in the front, "because cats are quadrupeds?"
Li Ge: ...
When did he say what he was thinking?
"Then...what should I do?" He paused for a while and asked desperately, "I can't see anything like this?"
"How about?" Guan Hongyan's voice, which lacked great virtue, sounded beside him, "You also want to walk on all fours?"
Brother Li:?
Brother Li: Is this right?
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It’s finally okay… I hope all my babies will be healthy and free from illness in the new year. It was so painful to be in the hospital with intravenous drip and almost have surgery.
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