Chapter 060 I Will Make You Never Return
Lin Xi was standing by like a bystander who didn't care about anything, but when she heard about the compensation, she got anxious. She was going to replace her boss as the boss of the funeral home. If the compensation was paid out, what would her wife eat?
No! You can't!
Lin Xi was anxious. She looked at the HR lady angrily. This useless guy didn't say a word. It seemed that he really intended to compensate!
After thinking for a while, Lin Xi stepped forward and said, "That's not the case. Your relatives have hands and feet. Maybe they ran away on their own?" Lin Xi was originally standing among the group of guests, but now the guests all ran to the tombstone and hugged the tombstone of their family members and cried, resulting in no one being around Lin Xi.
Her sudden words caught everyone's attention. They stopped staring at the HR lady and began looking at Lin Xi angrily. Some people's expressions slowly changed, their initial indignation turning into greed. As a human being, she was truly welcome among the ghosts.
Lin Xi was sharp-eyed. He saw one of the guys slurp his saliva before he started yelling, "What do you mean?! My family was burned to ashes and buried down there right in front of you. How could it possibly grow legs and run away?"
Lin Xi curled her lips: "First of all, how can you prove that this is your family's tombstone?"
The man who spoke was stunned for a moment before he said, "I saw it buried with my own eyes. If this isn't its tombstone, whose else could it belong to?"
Lin Xi added: "Your family members just came here to sleep for a few days. Now that they have slept well and feel there is no problem, they can leave. Can our staff stop them?" The person who was confronted by Lin Xi wanted to say something, but realized something was wrong, so he turned to look at the HR lady.
There was condemnation in his eyes, which meant: How can you tell everything to a living person? How come she knows everything now?
This time, the human resources lady turned her head away and looked away with despair: This is not what she said, what does it have to do with her!
But not long after the HR lady looked away, she suddenly remembered something and turned her head back. This time, she stood on Lin Xi's side and shared the same hatred with Lin Xi: "She's right, your family members are only staying here for two days. When they wake up, they might feel they are well again and leave on their own."
"Are you talking like a human? It's the middle of the night and there's no bus. It ran outside because it felt like it had enough of being a ghost, right?"
Facing the customer's objection, the HR lady acted like a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water: "What if it just got tired of being a ghost? You are not it, how do you know what it's thinking?"
Lin Xi also chimed in: "That is to say, what if it is because their family members treated them badly, and they have been wanting to run away for a long time, but couldn't find a chance. Now that the opportunity has finally come, why don't they run away quickly?"
The two of them, in unison, sent the guests' blood pressure soaring, culminating in a violent confrontation. This was in line with their rules: they weren't just individual ghost stories, but stories closely tied to "family." One of the rules of "family" was "family members should love each other." In a situation like this, where a family member had clearly suffered an accident involving a funeral home, it was perfectly acceptable to attack the funeral home staff.
Lin Xi didn't intend to expose herself, so when she saw the guests were about to riot, she moved lightly and came up behind the HR lady. She leaned in behind the HR lady and reached out, gently pinching the corner of the HR lady's clothes with two fingers. "Miss, I'm counting on you. Go and deal with them."
The HR lady turned her head with difficulty and glanced at Lin Xi, a living person huddled behind her who looked "weak, innocent and pitiful". At this moment, she was thinking: No way, sister, you have a big ghost on you and you don't need to go, but let me go?
She wanted to be a ghost for a few more years and didn't want to go to school at all.
The HR lady was relatively strong, and the funeral home was her home turf. If someone came to cause trouble, she would definitely be able to fight back. But the problem was that even though she was strong, there were too many demons in front of her.
There must not be only two ghosts in a "home", so many families send out two or three people. Last night, Lin Xi fed Chen Sang Ning at least a dozen or twenty ghosts, which means that there are currently fifty or sixty guests. In this case, is the HR lady going to deal with them with her head?
But seeing that they were about to attack, the HR lady swallowed her saliva and prepared to face the enemy head-on. At this moment, a voice like the sound of nature rang out:
"Who dares to cause trouble in a funeral home?!"
The voice was strong and familiar. The HR lady couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. To her, it was really the sound of nature! The HR lady turned around and looked at her boss with a look that said, "My benefactor, you are finally here!"
The pot-bellied boss strode towards this side with his head held high and the security guards.
As he walked, his belly was jumping up and down. Although his belly was big, it did not affect his walking speed. In a short while, he came to Lin Xi, the HR lady and the guests. The security guard behind him followed the boss with a stun gun in his hand.
The boss had a gloomy expression on his face and glanced at the group of guests: "What's wrong with you? Are you causing trouble in our funeral home? Why don't you ask around? Our funeral home has been open for many years, and no one has ever dared to cause trouble here!" Following the boss's words, the security guard behind him also took the stun gun and hit them hard.
The guests may not be afraid of the security guards, but they are really afraid of the boss.
There are few fat people in the world of Rules and Ghost Stories, let alone someone as fat as the boss. He can eat so much, probably because he is strong and has eaten a lot of ghosts. Of course, it is also possible that he eats paper money. After all, the funeral home sounds very profitable. After eating so much paper money, his belly should be fat.
Lin Xi glanced at her boss's belly and sincerely hoped that Ning Ning wouldn't become so fat after becoming the boss. Well, Lin Xi had to admit that she was a bit obsessed with looks, and Ning Ning's figure was just right. And she was so thin all over, so it would be weird to have a belly that was fat. If... really got fat, then Lin Xi would have to drag Shen Sang Ning to exercise every day to lose weight.
I just don’t know if exercise to lose weight is useful for ghosts.
Lin Xi thought with some worry, and the HR lady next to her also let out her thoughts. When the boss came down like a god and took over all the hostile eyes of the guests, the HR lady knew that she was saved. In her eyes, the boss is simply a hero! At the staff meeting at the end of this month, she has to vote for the boss no matter what! The premise is that if she has not signed a contract with Lin Xi.
But now that the matter is done, she has signed a contract with Lin Xi, and she has no choice but to betray her boss. Thinking of this, the HR lady could only cry a few times in her heart. She had no choice, she was in Cao's camp but her heart was with Han!
The boss didn't know what the two were thinking. He just looked at the guests with a dignified expression and said in a deep voice, "Our employee is right. Maybe your family member grew legs and ran away on his own. Why are you blaming our funeral home?!"
——Oh wow, his ears are quite pointy.
Lin Xi complained in her heart that the boss was clearly quite far away from them just now, but she didn't expect him to hear everything they said and use the same rhetoric to confront the customers.
But after the boss said this, the guests became even more unhappy, at least in their expressions. Lin Xi could clearly see that several of them were beginning to think about leaving, but they remained standing, their gestures still protesting towards the boss. This scene inevitably reminded Lin Xi of the downstairs neighbor in the first instance who had forced him to come to his house to pick a fight because he had triggered a rule.
When the rules were triggered, these guests could no longer control what they did. They didn't have any confidence in their voices, but they were just deliberately amplifying their voices: "What do you mean by blaming you?! It was obviously because of your poor supervision that our family's body was stolen! You must take responsibility! Pay the money!"
"Yes! Pay the money!"
The voices of "pay me back" were getting louder and louder. Some guests standing in front were even pushed forward by the crowd behind them. These fifty or sixty ghosts crowded together and looked very powerful. On the contrary, there were only four people standing opposite them. The funeral home looked very weak and could be killed by the other side at any time.
The word "money" may have touched the boss's nerves. Even though Lin Xi couldn't see his face, he could feel his rising anger just by looking at his back. The boss shouted, "Looking for trouble, right?! I'll make sure you never come back!" After saying this, Lin Xi saw his body grow a little bigger, and at the same time he felt a vibration under his feet.
Lin Xi has good coordination and balance. The moment her feet shook, she grabbed the clothes of the HR lady in front of her. The HR lady turned around with frustration, and her face was full of: No, why are you pulling me?
Thanks to the HR lady, Lin Xi finally found her footing. She saw the ground in front of her begin to crack, especially the stone tablets, which had split right down the middle. Tentacles extended from the cracks, reaching out towards the guests. The boss had grown enormous, feeling as tall as a two-story building. Lin Xi had to crane her neck to see the boss's back.
At this moment, Lin Xi felt that the boss looked like a bowling ball, large at the bottom and small at the top, a super-sized bowling ball. The bowling ball stepped on the cracked ground, and the cracks were no pain to the boss. His feet were too big to land in the cracks, and the tentacles did not reach out to attack him.
The guests attacked by the tentacles used their best abilities, transforming into different shapes in an attempt to resist the tentacles and the boss. However, their resistance was like a mantis trying to stop a chariot, and to the boss, it was no more than an ant's. The boss walked forward, bent down, stretched out his hand, and grabbed each one, thrusting them into his mouth.
"ah……"
Lin Xi suddenly felt a little heartbroken. Those were not guests at all. They were obviously Chen Sang Ning's.
Prepare snacks.
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