Extra parody interview



White space.

Bai Ye opened his eyes, bewildered. What? Where is this?

He looked around, there was nothing here, just endless white.

This reminded him of the will of the Blue Star. Was it the one that pulled him here?

Just as I was wondering, a cough came from above my head.

Bai Ye looked up and was stunned (°ー°〃)

What the hell?

On top of his head, there was a blue thing that looked like liquid. After thinking for a long time, he remembered an anime he had watched.

Slime? ?

"Slime?" Bai Ye exclaimed in surprise.

Slime hummed, "Yes, you can also call me... uh, call me mom."

white night:"……"

Bai Ye didn't say anything, just rolled his eyes at the slime and let it figure it out for itself.

The slime was good-tempered and didn't bother with him. It slowly sank, jumped onto Bai Ye's head, and lay there motionless.

Bai Ye tilted his head, wondering whether he should throw the guy above his head away.

At this time, the slime spoke.

"I'm here to ask you and others some questions on behalf of the world's most beautiful/handsome/beautiful/elegant/dignified/handsome/brilliant/intelligent/quick-witted/diligent readers..."

Bai Ye raised his eyebrows. He actually understood. After becoming a god, he had a vague feeling that there was something wrong with the world he lived in. There was always a circle that they could not escape from that bound them.

"Okay, ask."

The slime transformed into two hands and patted Bai Ye's head with satisfaction.

Q: How does it feel to be the protagonist?

Bai: Thank you.

(You're welcome)

Q: What was it like to raise your uncle yourself?

Bai: It’s quite strange and a bit fun.

When he said this, his eyebrows and eyes became more gentle, and there was a smile in his eyes.

Q: What is your favorite food, besides heart.

White: Mooncake

:Why?

: Because it represents reunion.

Q: How does it feel to have your uncle want to eat you?

Bai: Don't sow discord between me and my uncle.

:……(question invalid)

Question: After becoming a god, would you still want to eat human hearts? Would you also try the organs of other animals? After becoming a god, would you find the mixture of resentment and positive emotions equally delicious?

Bai: I've become a god, nothing I eat tastes good. I drink dew, and I haven't tried the other one.

Q: Why did you go to the garbage dump when you were a child?

Bai: I had no choice before, I was thrown there by the will of Blue Star. Later, my uncle said my family was poor, so I wanted to pick up trash and sell scrap. Later, I just missed home (whispering, don’t you understand?)

Q: Were you beaten by your uncle when you were a child?

Bai: I don’t have much impression, but he often asked me to beat myself.

Question: If someone ships you two, what do you think?

Bai: ...(remains silent)

(skip the question)

The atmosphere fell into silence. Slime waved his hand, and the next moment several figures appeared in the space.

Bai Yan, Xia Weiguo, Leon, Park Seoul, Camille, Allen, Lin Qingbei...

Some of the people and some of the ghosts came.

After Bai Ye's explanation, they also understood the situation. Except for Bai Yan, everyone else was a little nervous.

Question: Bai Yan, how did you feel when you just picked up Bai Ye and wanted to eat it as a snack but couldn’t bite it?

Uncle: Don’t sow discord between me and Xiaobai!

Bai: Yes!

(……)

(Question is invalid)

Question: Before you turned 18 and hadn’t recovered your memory, did you ever think of calling Bai Ye dad?

Uncle: No (saying one thing and thinking another)

Question: After your resurrection, do you still have the memories before the age of 18? How do you feel about Uncle Qing asking you to call him dad?

Uncle: Yes, I want to beat him to death!

Q: Do you feel awkward about being raised again by a child you raised?

Uncle: No (saying one thing and thinking another)

Uncle: Are you done asking? (Impatient)

:…Over, next question.

Question: Comrade Xia Weiguo, what do you think of Bai Ye and Lin Ye, the two chosen ones who are full of secrets?

Xia: Helpless, curious, helpless, curious...infinite loop

Q: Park Seoul, how do you feel about your brother?

Park: Brotherly love (perfunctory)

Question: Lin Qingbei, how did you feel when you saw Bai Ye in the dormitory?

Lin: Shocked, so scared!

Question: Alan, Leon, can you give a certain reader/group of readers a super... (ahem)

Ai: I have no objection.

Lee: Get out of here! (pulls out a pistol)

Slime was startled and hugged Bai Ye's head tightly. "Okay, it's okay for now. Does anyone have anything else to say?"

"have."

"We'll be back."

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