Chapter 289: Top-notch slacking techniques



Wow, I can sleep while standing!

Chi Mu remembers that when he was taking high school math class, he would feel drowsy every time he heard the math teacher start talking about various formulas.

At most, he would sit on the table with his head lowered and fall asleep.

He had never seen anyone fall asleep while standing.

"Well, you can't blame me for this. You were the one who fell asleep first..."

Chi Mu grinned and immediately reported to the captain: "Captain, the second mate fell asleep during his shift, look!"

Chi Mu deliberately walked to the captain's side and lowered his voice so as not to wake up the second mate and give him time to change his position.

The captain looked in the direction of Chi Mu's hand and found that the second mate was still sleeping, even... snoring?

"Kang! How can you sleep while on duty? How can you be so shameless?!"

When the captain saw the second mate sleeping, his eyes widened and he shouted angrily.

"Um?!"

The second mate was instantly awakened by the captain's shout. He covered his hat and looked around in a daze.

He found that the captain was staring at him with extremely angry eyes.

The second mate's expression suddenly changed, and he quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, Captain, I just drank a little bit of wine, this is my negligence..."

"Don't let me see you slacking off on duty again, or you'll get out of here right now!"

The captain snorted coldly, then turned his head and continued to do the work at hand.

Chi Mu was secretly delighted, as he had successfully reported the second mate once.

If I could report someone else one more time, I might get promoted directly.

Now the position of boatswain has been taken by Sada, and it is not his duty time yet. As long as he is promoted, he will definitely take the position that was dismissed.

"Kid, just wait for me!"

After the second mate woke up, he glared at Chi Mu fiercely.

Chi Mu smiled slightly and disagreed.

In the next half hour, Chi Mu was unable to find any evidence of the second mate slacking off.

It was because he had just reported the second mate that he didn't dare to slack off openly, because he noticed that the second mate was staring at him from time to time.

It seems that the second mate also intends to report Chi Mu.

"Captain, Ai Guang Shenzi is slacking off. She spent nearly an hour making coffee. She is stalling for time on purpose!"

Suddenly, Li Xin, who was sweeping the floor, reported Ai Guang Shen Zi.

"Captain, Li Xin is slacking off. There's obviously not much garbage on the ground, but she has been sweeping for almost an hour. She doesn't want to continue working, so she keeps walking back and forth!"

Ai Guang Shenzi was not to be outdone and immediately retorted to Li Xin.

The captain turned around and looked at the two of them with a very grim expression.

"You two have both been punished. If I catch you slacking off again, you will get off this cruise ship immediately!

My sailors, no one is allowed to slack off on their work!"

The captain's cold voice sounded, causing Li Xin and Ai Guang Shenzi to look at each other angrily.

Chi Mu found it somewhat funny to see the two women reporting on each other.

Now they are like primary school students, telling tales on each other.

But this also made him alert again.

He must not be caught slacking off, otherwise the captain would warn him immediately.

Thinking of this, Chi Mu looked at the third mate, Lenscott, who had been working hard.

"Eh? He's actually been working so hard, could it be that he doesn't want a promotion at all?"

Chi Mu couldn't help but feel confused.

Everyone in the captain's room was slacking off, but Lenscott had been staring out the window very seriously from the beginning, without any sign of slacking off.

But Chi Mu always felt something was wrong.

He deliberately picked up the book and walked to his side. He faintly heard the sound of something being pressed.

When he looked at Lenscott's legs, his eyes almost popped out of his head.

Chi Mu discovered that Lenscott had taken off his shoes, put his feet under the table, and tapped his toes frantically on a game console placed there.

When I looked closely, it turned out to be Tetris!

"What the hell? This, this is even possible?!"

Chi Mu couldn't hold it in any longer, his mind went blank.

——"Hahahahahaha, this third mate is pretty awesome. I was wondering why he looked like he was working very seriously, turns out he was playing Tetris."

——"My mother asked me why I was kneeling to watch the live broadcast, and I said that the third mate was actually playing Tetris with his toes..."

——"This is the highest realm of slacking off, I admire you!"

——"No wonder he became the third mate, it turns out he has such a unique skill."

.......

Chi Mu was amazed at the third mate's slacking skills.

Just when he was about to report to the captain, the third mate's toes suddenly stopped and he kicked the game console to Chi Mu's feet.

Chi Mu was shocked. Before he could react, the third mate suddenly raised his hand: "Captain, Chi Mu..."

Before the third mate could finish his words, Chi Mu kicked the game console to the second mate's feet and interrupted the third mate.

"Captain, the Second Officer was playing the game Chicken during his watch!"

The second mate looked at Chi Mu in disbelief, then he looked down at the game console at his feet.

"You, you... Captain, listen to my excuses, bah, listen to my explanation!"

The second copy was drunk at first and was framed by Chi Mu. In a hurry, he said the wrong thing.

It was this sentence that completely angered the captain.

"Kang, you are really outrageous! Get out of here right now and don't force me to do anything!"

"Captain, I..."

"sailor!"

Seeing that the second mate was still trying to argue, the captain became furious and immediately shouted "sailor".

Soon, Chi Mu and others heard hurried footsteps outside the door.

The door of the captain's room was pushed open in an instant, and a group of sailors in raincoats rushed in.

The captain winked at them, and the second mate was immediately grabbed by the sailors' arms and dragged out of the captain's room.

"Captain, it's unfair, it's unfair..."

The second mate shouted desperately, but the captain didn't even look at him.

Immediately afterwards, Chi Mu saw the second mate being dragged to the railing of the deck by the sailors. Several sailors worked together and threw the second mate directly into the sea.

As the waves splashed, the second mate struggled in the sea for a few times and was directly run over by the cruise ship...

All this happened in just one minute.

Chi Mumu stared at it in a daze, until he reacted, he got goose bumps all over his body.

He looked at the captain with some horror.

At this time, the captain slowly turned his head and looked at Chi Mu: "You did a good job. Now the position of the second mate is vacant, so the former third mate, Lenscott, will be promoted to second mate, and Chi Mu will serve as third mate."

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