Mental Hospital
Gu Lin's "Baga" shocked everyone, and the aunt in the live broadcast room almost died of laughter.
[Haha ..., I’m dying of laughter, what a bastard!]
[You know what, the baby’s baby voice is quite compatible with this bastard, so cute!]
[Hahahaha, I quietly learned a foreign language and amazed everyone! [Reward points x100]]
This little kid always says shocking things, and his train of thought is so bizarre that it leaves people unable to react.
Double-hat boss Su Qiao and Song Ran couldn't help but want to laugh, and it was very difficult to hold back their laughter.
Just now, Song Ran accidentally uttered two sentences in Japanese, but he didn't expect that the kid actually learned it and put it into practice right away.
Lin Jingze was stunned speechless by this nonsense. His eyes twitched and he couldn't utter a word for a long time.
Doctor Wang looked at the round-headed little cub, who put away his fangs and became kind. His dead fish eyes smiled and said, "Little lucky beast baby, why did you come here?"
Three people: "..."
Damn, there are so many traps, right?
Gu Lin was the only little patient in the hospital, and they were all obviously very interested in the cub.
Gu Lin was still young. Even an adult might not be able to escape from such dense traps, let alone a little cub.
Gu Lin snorted and said, "Zizi doesn't want to come. You even took away Zizi's Ultraman backpack!"
The little Ultraman backpack he carried wherever he went was confiscated when he woke up, and the kid held a grudge. jpg
"Patients are not allowed to bring any foreign objects. Your small schoolbag..." Lin Jingze paused, "What are you talking about?"
Gu Lin said: "Ultraman, you don't even know Ultraman..."
Lin Jingze: “…”
This sentence pattern sounds vaguely familiar.
Fearing that Gu Lin would say "Baga" again, Lin Jingze immediately said: "I know, I know Ultraman."
Gu Lin said “Oh”.
At this time, his little ears moved.
The kid with well-developed hearing can not only hear the sounds of the entire floor, but also the sounds from upstairs and downstairs.
A conversation had captured his attention from a moment ago, and the voices came from downstairs.
A male patient's crazy voice: "Ha, I have no food to eat. I am so hungry, really so hungry! I was so hungry that I cooked and ate my baby sister. I was lucky to survive, but my parents said I was sick."
"See my face? My skin is rotting all over my body."
"I bought several hundred bottles of 84 disinfectant and poured them into the pool. Then I took off all my clothes and lay in the pool for five hours."
"It only took me five hours to clean my sister, cook her, and eat her until only the bones were left."
The male patient laughed strangely and horribly: "So, what's wrong with me disinfecting myself for five hours? What the hell did I do wrong? I even kindly suggested that they boil me in a pot a few times to kill the virus at high temperature, but they didn't believe me and sent me in!"
A female patient trembled in fear and said: "You...you have money to buy disinfectant, but no money to eat"
The male patient was silent for a moment, and his smile faded: "It's boring if you take it too seriously."
…
There was silence afterwards, and the two did not continue talking.
Gu Lin had good hearing and heard the conversation, but no one else heard it.
Lin Jingze smiled again, his eyes dark, "Little auspicious beast, you haven't answered Dr. Wang's question yet, why did you come here?"
The three double-hat bosses wanted to speak again, but were stopped by Lin Jingze's eyes again.
9527: [Little anchor, we will just copy the symptoms of other patients. As long as the character of the auspicious beast cub remains intact, everything will be fine. The rest is just nonsense. 】
Gu Lin thought about what the patient had just said and said in distress: [But Zizi doesn’t have a sister. 】
9527: [……]
Gu Lin was quick-witted and quickly came up with a good idea: “I got it. Zaizai already has a brother, so he can cook him.” 】
After saying that, the little boy became unwilling again: [Baby, don’t cook your brother, let your brother cook you. 】
Even if it was just fake, the little guy didn't want to cook his brother.
9527: [……]
Gu Lin looked at Dr. Wang and said in a tender voice, "My brother has no food to eat, so I want to cook myself for him."
9527 guides the kid: [The little anchor blinks his eyes, his voice is a little choked, and he expresses his emotions. 】
Gu Lin sniffed: "My brother said I was sick. I told him that cooking it several times would kill the virus, but he didn't believe me."
Doctor Wang: “!!”
Lin Jingze: “!”
Three people: "..."
9527: [Very good, the little anchor is in the right mood, lowering his head slightly, looking at the ground, and then continuing. 】
Gu Lin lowered his head sadly: "When my son gets well, my brother can eat me!"
Doctor Wang: “……!”
No, that’s still not possible!
Everyone was stunned.
[Zizi’s acting skills are amazing, textbook level, who else can do it!]
[Wow, wow, wow, little baby, you are so good. If I were your brother, I would call you little baby all the time.] 】
[Boiled baby pigs are also good, but I prefer braised ones]
[Go away, go away, one by one, don’t scare the kid! I want it medium rare! [Said the auntie with the fork in her left hand and the knife in her right hand]]
[You guys are such bad guys, but I’m different. I cook myself for my kids to eat!]
[You have bacteria, go away!]
Doctor Wang finally wrote "cognitive impairment, delusional disorder" after Gu Lin's name in the medical record.
Lin Jingze and Dr. Wang left quickly.
Su Qiao and the other two were all nervous after hearing Gu Lin's answer and couldn't help but feel worried.
I have passed the test temporarily, but Gu Lin said that I am a baby auspicious animal!
Song Ran touched Gu Lin's little head and said, "Little boy, you are such a smart guy. Don't turn into a little auspicious beast baby."
Su Qiao frowned and said: "What kind of diseases will appear if you play an animal character? This is a horror world, everything is possible, what if Linlin really turns into a lucky animal?"
Gu Lin tilted his little head. He was a real little auspicious beast, so it was okay to become a auspicious beast!
In order not to make the three worry, Gu Lin said honestly: "The cub is really a lucky beast cub."
Three people: "..."
It's bad. I just started to play the role of a lucky beast and I started to have cognitive impairment. I really thought I was a lucky beast!
Hearing what Gu Lin said, the three of them looked even more solemn.
They thought of the third rule of the system - please always remember your player identity, once you forget it, it will be left in the copy forever.
If Gu Lin forgets his identity as a player and mistakenly thinks that he is really a lucky beast, he may never be able to pass the level again.
They thought of the black goat.
That black goat wasn't also a player at first, and then played the role of a black goat, and finally became a real black goat and was trapped in the dungeon forever.
Su Qiao and Song Ran were both frightened by their own imaginations. The double-hatted boss was relatively calm, but his brows were still furrowed.
Gu Lin looked confused and blinked his big eyes.
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After morning exercises, all patients returned to their respective wards.
Each patient had a separate ward and several people had to be separated.
After Gu Lin returned to the ward, he climbed onto the bed, buried his head in the quilt, and soon fell into a deep sleep.
After sleeping for an unknown amount of time, a childish voice rang in Gu Lin's ears: "Baby..."
Gu Lin's ears moved and he couldn't help but wonder.
Hey, why is there the voice of Brother Yuan here?
Why does brother Ayuan call him cub again?
After saying "baby", Qi Yuan's voice did not sound again.
Gu Lin was still sleeping soundly and did not wake up.
The next second, the sound of sharpening a knife rang in my ears again. It was the bald man next door who was grinding his teeth.
The bald man nags for a while, then laughs and says: "Little boy, you are sleeping so soundly, aren't you afraid that someone will bite off your little ears?"
"Your little chubby legs are not bad, they look plump and tender. They are a little short, but fortunately there is a lot of meat. They can be used as a snack before dinner."
The three words "little snack" successfully woke the cub up.
Gu Lin was sleeping on his stomach and it took him a while to get up from the bed. He just fluttered his short legs in the same place.
I'm hungry!
Gu Lin: [Baby is hungry and wants to eat. 】
He has a lot of points and can buy food from the system mall.
9527 said: [Little anchor, wait a minute, someone is coming. 】
As soon as 9527 finished speaking, the iron door of the ward creaked and was opened from the outside.
Nurse Xiao Jia came in, still holding the medical record in her arms, and said to Gu Lin, "Little patient, get up and take your medicine."
Gu Lin got up from the bed.
His little tummy was rumbling all the time. He sat on the bed with his legs crossed, looked at Nurse Xiao Jia and said, "Brother Nurse, I'm hungry. I don't want to take medicine. I want to eat."
The words "nurse brother" softened Xiao Jia's expression.
There were so many nurses in the hospital who wanted to see the baby auspicious beast, and Xiao Jia finally managed to get the chance to come to Gu Lin's ward.
Xiao Jia held a white pill in his hand and handed it to Gu Lin, saying, "It's time to take the medicine now. It's not lunch time yet. It will take another hour before lunch."
Gu Lin didn't like taking medicine. He looked at the white pills handed to him by the nurse, like a small sculpture, motionless and without opening his mouth.
After a minute of stalemate, Xiao Jia's hands felt sore from holding the pills, so he took the pills back.
Gu Lin said crisply: "No medicine, just eat."
Xiao Jia: “…”
Xiao Jia was helpless. He couldn't coax the little patient to take the medicine, and he couldn't force him to take it. He could only lock the ward door and go out to ask Doctor Wang for instructions.
Soon, Xiao Jia came back with a big bag of snacks.
Gu Lin's eyes lit up when he saw the snacks.
Xiao Jia said: "After taking the medicine, you can eat snacks."
After thinking for a moment, he added, "This is the medicine that Doctor Wang specially prepared for the little patient. It is sweet, not bitter."
This time, Gu Lin took the pill obediently, chewed it twice, and swallowed it. It was indeed sweet.
After taking the medicine, Gu Lin started eating snacks.
After eating, Gu Lin's mood improved. He touched the snacks one by one with his little hands and said like a little adult: "I said something was missing here just now."
Xiao Jia: “…”
No, all the wards don’t have it, only you have it.
You don't have less, you have more.
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