Chapter 253 Weird Baby
Truth will come to light sooner or later.
Since Miaowu will live in Dajin in the future, he will inevitably meet Jin Zekang.
In order to avoid any bad associations with this guy, Xiao Yuan decided to instill wrong ideas in him first.
Anyway, my sister-in-law said that I should wear women's clothes in Dajin in the future to avoid being recognized.
Then there's nothing wrong with him blurring the gender a bit.
Jin Zekang was confused when he heard Xiao Yuan say that Master Miaowu was a woman and planned to pretend to ascend to heaven and stay in Dajin.
No, brother, do you want to listen to what bullshit you are talking about?
Miaowu was a prince of Nanzhao before he became a monk. Even though Nanzhao was not as big as the Jin Dynasty, his family was still a genuine royal family.
Besides, the Emperor of Nanzhao had no shortage of sons to inherit the throne, so there was no need to force the princess to be a prince.
Even if the King of Nanzhao insisted on calling the princess a prince for some special purpose, are all the people of Nanzhao blind?
The status of the Nanzhao Huguo Temple in the hearts of the people is more respected than that of the emperor. The abbot does not need to give face to the emperor at all.
If Miaowu were a woman, she would give him the position of national teacher and make him the first holy monk in the country.
Haven't you heard the legend?
Miaowu had countless female confidantes before he became a monk. Are you saying that he harmed dozens of girls with his daughters?
Do you believe this?
Jin Zekang's suspicion was reasonable and legitimate, and Xiao Yuan couldn't explain it, after all, Miaowu was indeed a man.
But he didn't need to explain much, because Miaowu would have to wear women's clothes in the future anyway.
Just give him a preconceived impression; it's impossible for him to take off Miaowu's pants.
As long as Miaowu himself does not admit it, he is a girl in male appearance who was forced to become a monk.
Facing Xiao Yuan, who said, "Believe it or not, this is the fact," Jin Zekang rolled his eyes speechlessly.
"Okay, even if Miao Wu is a woman, what does that have to do with you?
You two are so idle...
Oh, yes, you two are both ballless.”
Xiao Yuan couldn't stand it any longer and smashed the meditation table with his palm.
"You cripple, you want to sit in a wheelchair again, right? I will grant your wish."
Jin Zekang ran away with a whoosh, a speed that was totally inconsistent with his ability.
This kind of extreme death is so exciting.
It's more satisfying than poking a tiger's butt, so he bets that this guy wouldn't dare to beat him to death.
Just as Jin Zekang ran away, Jiang Xinyu came back and was puzzled by Xiao Yuan's dark face and the broken wood chips on the ground.
"What's going on? Are you jealous again?"
Jiang Xinyu hugged Xiao Yuan's waist and rubbed it, "Did you agree to trust me?
There is really nothing between Beibei and me. If possible, she would like to be a girl again."
Xiao Yuan hummed sullenly, "Jin Zekang just left, and he laughed at me when he heard that you and Miao Wu were so close.
Wife, I feel wronged. "
Jiang Xinyu has always been soft-hearted, and when she saw Xiao Yuan pouting, she felt so distressed that she rubbed his face and gave him a kiss and hug.
"Why is that guy so mean? Why don't you beat him up?
Don't worry, we'll go back the day after tomorrow after we resolve Beibei's issue, and I'll compensate you handsomely.
I'll deal with him later."
Buddhism is not a place to do that kind of thing, so Xiao Yuan could only touch and hug her to satisfy his desire.
“Can you please not bring her home? I feel uncomfortable when he uses his man’s body to get too close to you.
Besides, Shi Er is better than He Zhang, it is too dangerous to leave her in our house."
Xiao Yuan originally thought it would be difficult to persuade Jiang Xinyu, but he did not expect that Jiang Xinyu nodded repeatedly after hearing this.
"Yes, yes, yes, Beibei has always been a man without moral integrity. If we let him live in our house, we'd have to be on guard against him eavesdropping every day.
My son and daughter-in-law are not safe either. They have finally managed to get things done, and then they are scared out of their wits.
Just throw him to Jin Zekang, and let evildoers be punished by evildoers.
I always felt that the guards around Jin Zekang were too ordinary. With Beibei guarding the Regent's Palace, he would not be assassinated.
Tsk tsk, killing two birds with one stone. No, this is called mutually beneficial cooperation and a win-win situation.
Having a sister like me is a great blessing for Old Kang in his life."
Looking at Jiang Xinyu who was smiling like a little fox, Xiao Yuan felt a burning sensation in his heart.
The couple really understood each other very well. Before he could say anything, his wife had already arranged everything.
There's nothing wrong with my sister-in-law living in my brother-in-law's house.
Time flies.
While the Quanrong prince was running around the capital looking for beauties and not paying attention to business, the debate meeting of the Nanzhao Imperial Master had already begun.
All the people in Nanzhao believed in Buddhism, and Miaowu also read a lot of Buddhist scriptures when he was a prince.
In addition, Bao Beibei has been a backbone of the debate society since he was in school.
Her tongue is like a controlled knife, and she is very good at finding loopholes, exploiting them and making excuses.
To put it simply, Buddhist debate is the argument based on Buddhist theories. To put it in a more fancy way, it is called debate.
It's more illusory, lofty and seemingly reasonable than what someone said.
At the beginning, Bao Beibei relied on Miaowu's original memory and his eloquence to quickly fool the crowd.
After he was ordained, he read a lot of Buddhist scriptures in his spare time, and he often argued with those old monks... uh, debated with the old monks.
Now when she talks about Buddhism, she is not hypocritical at all!
On the day of the debate, a high platform was set up in the square of Huguo Temple. Miaowu, looking like the reincarnation of a compassionate Bodhisattva, sat on the lotus platform and debated with the monks.
Jiang Xinyu was so surprised that she didn't laugh.
She is so pretentious, Oscar owes her ten golden statues.
If the people in the Buddhist community knew how wretched this girl was in private, they would probably want to break their vows and eat meat and bite her to death.
No wonder her husband is always worried. This damn girl really has no bottom line.
Yesterday I actually quietly asked myself if I wanted to touch her baby.
Oh my god, how shameless. She was really moved at that time.
Although I have seen it in some movies and TV shows, I have never touched it.
This is her sister's. When they were taking a hot spring bath together, everyone had patted each other's butt and pinched each other's breasts.
Xiao Yuan in their family doesn't have it, and if I don't touch Beibei's, I'm afraid I will never touch the real thing in my life.
It must be said that birds of a feather flock together, and neither of them has any sense of moral integrity.
If Xiao Yuan's aggrieved face hadn't suddenly flashed through her mind, Jiang Xinyu would have really made a mistake.
Fortunately, Xiao Yuan didn't know about this, otherwise, no matter how kind-hearted Xiao was, he would have been fighting with Bao Beibei to the death.
But you know what, Bao Beibei really doesn't have the interest in sharpening glasses and doesn't have any thoughts about Lu Xiaoyuan.
After learning about Jiang Xinyu's coming here, I even think this brother-in-law is pretty good.
He is a perfect man who is recognized by all the sisters in their group.
She even felt sorry that Su Su couldn't get through.
Otherwise, with Susu's healing ability, she could cut off the extra growth on her body and give it to Xiao Yuan.
Just consider it as a meeting gift from the sister-in-law to her brother-in-law.
Jiang Xinyu didn't know whether to laugh or cry. These sisters were so nice. They were really willing to give things away.
She knew Bao Beibei was generous but she didn't expect her to be so generous. These sisters deserve to share the same temple.
Bao Beibei said:
Anyway, it's of no use to me if it's on my body. Its greatest value is that it makes my sisters happy.
Xiao Yuan:
Were all the topics of conversation among girls in your era so explosive?
Suddenly I feel so pure now that I am almost thirty.
The Stupidity of Modern Girls Author:
Get lost. We won’t take the blame for this. You have to deal with these two weirdos.
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