Chapter 257: Weird Plus One
With Jiang Xinyu's rough and tumble personality as an example, the two little ones can roughly guess what Bao Beibei is like.
It was obvious that the other party was not serious, and after saying hello, they wanted to leave.
Bao Beibei was quite reluctant to let go.
She is a fujoshi herself, and her eyes almost sparkle blue when she sees such an eye-catching couple.
Fortunately, Jiang Xinyu still had a conscience. In order to prevent her bad friend from scaring the two kids, she quickly changed the subject and gestured to tell them to run away.
This time Ye Xiao was smart. He received the signal and disappeared with He Zhang in a flash.
Bao Beibei pried onto Erkang's hand on the door frame with pity, "My nephew, come and play with me when you have time. Your nephew's wife can come too."
Jiang Xinyu covered his mouth and dragged him into the house, "What are you shouting about? What are you shouting about? Do you think you can be a decent person with such a big bald head?
I'm telling you, the people from Nanzhao haven't left yet. If you don't want them to catch you and feed you three times a day, you better be quiet for a while."
Bao Beibei immediately leaned on Jiang Xinyu and pretended to cry, "Xiao Yudian, you have changed, don't you love me anymore?
I have such a small hobby and you don't even satisfy me. If I change my body, will I no longer be your eldest daughter?
Sure enough, after the girl got married, her pearls turned into fish eyes.
I never thought that there would be a day when you would ignore your best friend for your husband and son."
Jiang Xinyu laughed, "I risked the risk of war between the two countries to smuggle you out, and you still dare to say that I am not kind enough.
Rabbits don't eat grass near their nests, but you have to eat grass on your own family.
Let me tell you, my son was also born into a family of eunuchs and was traumatized as a child, so he is very sensitive.
He and He Zhang finally got together, so you are not allowed to say anything nonsense that might hurt him.
It’s not easy to like watching gay sex.
In this era, young prostitutes are legal. I have money, so you can pick your favorite top and bottom and I can buy you a few pairs to perform for you every day.
They would be happy if someone could support them without them having to entertain guests, so it can be considered as a good deed for you."
Bao Beibei's eyes lit up, "As expected, you understand me, this is possible.
Hey, Yudianer, tell me the truth, have you ever been there to play?
Jiang Xinyu sighed, "I'm not as lucky as you. I came here with supernatural powers and became a favored prince.
My original incarnation was a vicious supporting actress who was unloved by both her parents and her mother, but now that my supernatural powers have been restored, I am about to get married.
The man I was going to marry had an affair with my step-sister, and my whole family was waiting for me to get pregnant so they could do something in the delivery room to make way for me and make room for my step-sister.
The backyard is run by my concubine's aunt and I have no control over anything. The wedding day is in three days. It's the beginning of a fucking catastrophe.
Fortunately, the family next door had their wedding on the same day as mine, so I was able to plan to marry Xiao Yuan in exchange for a bride.
Don't think that Xiao Yuan looks like a puppy now, that is the result of the training of his sisters.
He was a bit of a jerk at first, and he knocked me out on our wedding day.
Later, my supernatural powers gradually recovered and we went through many misunderstandings and dangers to get to where we are today."
Bao Beibei curled her lips in silence, "Showing affection leads to breaking up quickly, if you're in love with me, you'll have to crawl away!
I asked you if you have ever been to a brothel, why are you showing me your love history?
Waiting for me to give you a thumbs up."
Jiang Xinyu was furious, "Fuck, I'm being so sentimental and you ruined the atmosphere. Are you still a human being?"
Bao Beibei said succinctly, "Get to the point!"
“The point is… I didn’t dare go.
Wuwuwu, actually I have been curious for a long time, but I can’t bear to make our little jealous girl sad.
You don't know how bad my wife is. When she's angry, her eyes get red and she complains about her grievance.
The domineering factory girl turned into a pitiful little puppy in a second. Who can handle this?"
"Hehe, sorry, I don't like that one and I don't get your cuteness."
Bao Beibei shrugged as she looked at Jiang Xinyu's starry eyes, "I like the tough, courageous and hardworking type."
I am not my type, as your family is in a high position and is always playing tricks on their daughters. "
After being best friends for so many years, who knows each other's aesthetics? Jiang Xinyu didn't argue with her. This kind of thing is just a matter of personal taste.
"I'm glad my man is not your type. Come on, there must be someone you like at this table outside."
After hearing this, Bao Beibei also smelled a strong fragrance. In the small flower hall across the door, there were already tables filled with delicacies from land and sea.
Seeing delicious food, how can the monk who has been vegetarian for a long time still think of the young man or the wild grass type?
Only when one is full and warm can one think about sex. She can't care about that before she has filled her stomach.
Jiang Xinyu's abilities have now recovered very well and she no longer needs to eat a lot.
But people like them with special abilities can eat more than ordinary people, and Bao Beibei is no exception.
In order to avoid wasting food, the two of them finished all the 20 dishes on the table.
It was no surprise that the people serving in the inner courtyard of the Marquis' Mansion were all old people from the Governor's Mansion. After clearing the table, they brought a lot of fruits and snacks.
Bao Beibei burped comfortably and said, "This is how people should live. I didn't dare to eat too much before because of my image.
Damn it, who said that if you get a high monk, he will be free from dust and look like he can ascend to heaven at any time.
Monks don't need to poop or fart anymore
Who can be full if they eat porridge, steamed buns, fried mushrooms and vegetables every day?
It was not until I became a monk for a few days that I understood why some people used to say that when they were poor, they would say that even peeing was not smelly.
Really, Yudianer, you don’t know, but when people eat vegetarian food for a long time, the smell of their urine is really light.
That was enough. Jiang Xinyu finally understood what it felt like to hear them talking to her.
Can't they talk about something to help digestion after just eating?
Who would be okay with peeing and smelling it, you bastard!
After Bao Beibei had eaten her fill, she was too lazy to move, so the two of them just lay down on the couch in the outer room. They finally had time to talk about what happened after they separated.
When the two met at Huguo Temple, they were like thieves. They only discussed business matters and had no time for casual chatting.
Jiang Xinyu then realized that although Beibei followed her closely, she had come here two years earlier than her.
After traveling through time, he first used illness as an excuse to integrate the memories of his previous life and learn how to be a man, and then wandered around trying to find their teammates.
Unfortunately, nothing was gained.
After studying business literature, anecdotes and other aspects, we did not find any special people in the six countries.
Later, as her family pressed her to get married more and more, she had no other options and came up with the idea of becoming a nun.
She originally wanted to pretend to be a cleavage-sleeve girl, after all, she really couldn't accept girls.
But such high-quality cut sleeves are not so easy to find.
Temperament, character, appearance, talent, and true orientation all need to be examined, and it is really difficult to find a suitable one in a short time.
It's true that she likes handsome men, but to make her the top, and to use something she has never had before...
Shit, just thinking about it makes me wilful and I can't even do it!
It was difficult to do it. Not only was she afraid of pain, she was also afraid of anal fissures, hemorrhoids, anal fistulas, and rectal prolapse...
Jiang Xinyu wants to change her name to Jiang Wu Yu.
Isn't this what she said to scare Jin Zekang? There really are people who can't attack and can't receive!
Poor baby, I can’t take it anymore, I’m dying of laughter!
Ha ha ha ha!
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