Chapter 82 Confusing Behavior
In a moment of excitement, Xiaodouzi pulled July and wanted to go tell the good news to the governor, but July covered his mouth with his hand and dragged him out of the yard.
"Silly boy, are you confused by your joy? How can you say this in such a hurry?
You said you told your wife about the governor's peeing in his pants.
Believe it or not, the Lord will slam you into the ground with one palm and you won’t be able to be pulled out.”
Xiaodouzi was so frightened that he shrank his neck immediately. Thanks to July's reminder, he would have been in big trouble.
Although they both had good intentions, the result was a happy one for everyone.
But if the governor knew that his embarrassing situation was known to his wife, she would probably want to drag them both to death.
July chuckled at his silly look.
"Calm yourself down and check your testimony first. It's already midnight and there's no need to waste a little time.
I thought about it halfway through. If the governor asks about it, you can say that I came at dinner time and invited the governor to dinner. You saw that the governor didn't turn on the lights, so you thought he was asleep and let me go.
Later, when the governor asked me about it, I told him that the lady saw that the governor did not come to dinner, so she hurriedly finished making the purse and asked me to deliver it to him. "
Xiaodouzi nodded repeatedly and then led July to the yard.
Xiao Yuan in the room was still sitting there blankly without even changing his posture. It had been almost two hours and no one knew what he was thinking about.
Xiaodouzi stood at the door and called the supervisor softly. When there was no response, he raised his voice slightly and said,
"Master, July from the Madam's courtyard has come and said that the Madam has asked you to deliver something."
This time Xiao Yuan finally responded and said, "Come in," but his voice was dry, hoarse and unpleasant.
Xiaodouzi opened the door and felt uncomfortable when he saw the governor sitting at the table in the dark.
If July hadn't come here, I'm afraid the governor would have sat there in vain all night.
Xiao Douzi took a few quick steps to light the lamp, and the firelight finally warmed up the room, and even Xiao Yuan's pale face was tinged with a hint of warmth.
July bowed respectfully, opened the box and placed it on the table.
"Master, this is the purse that my wife made for you. She just finished it because she couldn't learn how to tie a knot.
The knot underneath is a love knot, which took Madam a long time to learn."
Xiao Yuan picked up the purse with rough stitches and his fingers trembled slightly.
"Ma'am, what else did you say?"
July knew that the Governor must not know about her conversation with the Madam, and thinking that the Madam had the intention anyway, she boldly lied.
"Madam said...she liked the Governor.
It's just that the Governor always avoids her, which makes her sad.
The lady also said, also said:
Tell that bastard to get off the stairs as soon as he gets them. I've given him my wallet. If he doesn't come to coax me tomorrow, I'll end my relationship with him.
A smile suddenly appeared on Xiao Yuan's lips.
"That's what she would say, and what else?"
and
What else?
Her master has never been so long-winded before. Why is he asking so many questions?
July couldn't help but feel a little nervous. She absolutely could not reveal a single word about the governor's privacy. If it was really revealed, the madam might be fine, but she and Xiaodouzi would definitely be in big trouble.
But now the governor keeps asking her how to get over it.
Oh my god, she has never made up a lie before, so she must be unfamiliar with this.
Xiao Yuan frowned when he saw Qiyue was silent.
"say!"
Just this one word was enough to overwhelm July, and her back felt wet. She decided to just go for it in a hurry.
Anyway, the embarrassment of what the lady said was not spread to the outside world, and at least the governor's curiosity can be suppressed.
Thinking of this, July closed her eyes and said, "My lady said that if the governor's martial arts were not so good, she would have dragged you to bed long ago.
She also said she wanted to take a shortcut and let Xiaodouzi knock you down with a packet of knockout drugs so that she could force herself on you.
If one time doesn’t work, try twice. I’ll eat her thoroughly and make her feel good once you’ve tasted her.”
When July heard these fierce words, Xiaodouzi started sweating.
Madam, you think too highly of me. Even if you gave me ten times the courage, I would not dare to give the governor drugs.
Xiao Yuan was stunned for a moment and then his smile gradually widened.
No wonder July was hesitant and looked like he was lying. This little glutton of his was really shameless. How could he dare to say anything?
Not to mention a little girl, anyone who hears this would not learn it.
Day after day, I don’t know what’s going on in that little head of mine.
Really, shameless.
If other husbands knew that their wives put sleeping with them and eating delicious food on the same level, they would probably be angry, but when it came to Jiang Xinyu, Xiao Yuan actually felt honored.
He knows how much his little glutton loves to eat, and being able to compare himself with food is a sign of true love for him.
July saw the Inspector's smile gradually widening and knew that this wave was probably stable.
Fortunately, the rain will soon stop and the sky will clear up. It’s so annoying for the low-pressure governor.
Although July is loyal to his master, he sometimes can't help but complain in his heart.
In most families, the hostess is moody and always anxious about gains and losses and loses her temper, but in their governor's mansion, the situation is completely reversed.
Look at how stable her wife's temper is. Even when she gets angry, she only vents it on the governor, and her anger never lasts more than an incense stick.
Usually they would just scold the governor a few words and that would be it, and soon they would be able to eat and drink as usual without being affected at all.
Looking at their leader again, when he first entered the room, he looked like a resentful woman with a dark aura, which was simply unbearable to look at.
Qiyue even saw the despair of a person who had lost his heart, just like...
If this situation happened to any lady, she would have probably reached the stage of hanging herself three times.
It's not like he would have hanged himself three times, but Xiaodouzi was right to worry.
If the purse hadn't been delivered today, Xiao Yuan might have just sat there and argued with himself until dawn.
But when he saw Hebao and heard that his wife was trying every means to sleep with him, Governor Xiao's mood suddenly cleared up.
Out of trust in July, Xiao Yuan did not ask any more questions. He waved his hand to let the two loyal servants go down to rest, while he fumbled in his purse with a smile on his face.
He had been undecided whether to gamble again, but the arrival of this purse gave him courage and helped him make a decision.
Bet, why not.
If you gamble, you still have half hope; if you don’t gamble, you will have nothing.
We can't listen to everything Qiu Er says, but we can learn from it.
He was too sensitive today. It was just a little bit and his wife shouldn't notice it. He should enjoy the intimacy as Qiu Er said and just not expose that last part.
If the lady insists on seeing casual clothes, I can pretend to be aggrieved and fool her. As the relationship between the two of us grows deeper, I think even if the lady is disgusted by me, I can slowly coax her into accepting me.
Thinking of Jiang Xinyu's temper, Xiao Yuan revealed a helpless smile. His young wife had a bad temper and would get physical if she disagreed with someone.
She murdered her husband and drugged him, and recently she has been exercising with stone chains.
Xiao Yuan now had no doubt that if his wife could really defeat him in terms of force, he would be stripped naked in a matter of minutes.
Love can sometimes really lower one's IQ, especially when one is just beginning to fall in love, and it is inevitable that one will do some inexplicable stupid things.
Xiao Yuan didn't know what was wrong with him. He fiddled with it for a long time and then carefully put away his purse.
Then he actually took his dirty pants...
Xiao Yuan, the supervisor of Dongchang, stayed up late at night to wash clothes.
His behavior is not confusing, it's simply magical.
Not to mention the court officials, even the servants in the Governor's Mansion would be so frightened that their hair would stand on end if they saw it, and they would immediately split into two groups and act separately.
One group went to find the doctor and the other group went to find the Taoist priest.
There is no need to think about it. If he is not possessed by a fierce ghost, he must have some serious illness.
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