Chapter 88 A Little Bit of Meat Scum
Qiu Er trembled for a long time after being released yesterday.
When his father asked him what happened, he couldn't tell him. It was so painful to keep the secret.
Who would have thought that the dignified Dongchang Governor Xiao Yanwang was actually a loser who couldn't even handle his wife.
Brother, you are 28 years old now. When I was 8 years old, my skills in picking up girls were better than yours.
After the fear passed, Qiu Er felt somewhat contented again.
That is to say, the fact that he teaches people how to pick up girls cannot be spread outside, otherwise he can be regarded as the master of the Dongchang Supervisor.
At the very least, he can be considered a think tank or a staff member.
Whoever says that Qiu Er is incompetent and eats everything without leaving any residue is not touching upon his area of expertise.
He is an expert in coaxing women, and even the supervisor of Dongchang comes to him for advice.
Mr. Qiu is absolutely confident in his abilities. As long as Xiao Yuan does what he says, he is sure to make his wife obedient.
By then, he will have secured the support of Governor Xiao, and will be able to walk the streets of the capital with ease.
Anyway, the real dignitaries would not go to the place where he went, and his reputation as the supervisor of Dongchang was enough for him to suppress his bunch of bad friends.
When he heard that the Governor mentioned Qiu Er again today, he was so happy that he even thought of some benefits he wanted halfway through.
But he didn't expect that Governor Xiao's face was even darker than yesterday, so Qiu Er sat down on the ground.
I don't think he's going to come and settle the score with me because I screwed up.
Oh my god, even after I taught him step by step, he still made trouble. Xiao Yuan is such a loser.
Xiao Yuan had nothing to be embarrassed about since he had already asked once. He hid his embarrassment and told Qiu Er everything that happened yesterday.
Then she glared at him unkindly and said word by word,
"If you can come up with an idea to help me pass this test, I will find a better cell for your family tomorrow.
If the lady can't calm down tonight, you will be moved to the death row tomorrow."
Qiu Er was almost crying.
Brother, whether you are reasonable or not, your quarrel has nothing to do with me.
If it was really my idea and you screwed up, you blame me. You are just a fool because you are full, and you have nothing to do with me.
It's a pity that no matter how much they complain, they can only keep it to themselves, because it's their fault that someone else is taking care of their whole family.
After comprehensive analysis, Qiu Er first affirmed Xiao Douzi's statement. He said that he absolutely could not run away from this matter, and it would be best to actively admit his mistakes and strive for a good attitude.
The second thing is to coax her. Give her whatever she likes and give her what she wants.
Xiao Yuan's face suddenly flushed, "Madam likes me the most."
Qiu Er cursed inwardly that he was shameless before smiling and saying,
"Then you, Lord Governor, must be prepared to sacrifice yourself tonight.
There is no need to explain too much about something that makes no sense in the first place. Just say “I was wrong and I couldn’t help it” and that’s it.
No matter what the lady says, you don't have to pay attention to her. Just go up to her and hug her. Once you hug her, kiss her. Don't stop kissing her.
She was so confused by the kiss that she forgot to ask for forgiveness.
Women are the most emotional, and arguing with them about right and wrong is the stupidest thing to do.
Principles and reasons are nonsense. As long as you make her feel your deep love, she will not care about anything else. "
Xiao Yuan frowned. The idea sounded good, but his wife was different from other women.
His serious wife even kissed and touched him. If he took the initiative... I'm afraid he would be eaten dry by his wife in no time.
He's not ready to be honest yet.
Qiu Er seemed to understand Xiao Yuan's hesitation and said,
"It's the most effective way to deal with women who are pretending to be pitiful. Why don't you go back and find a sturdier belt to tighten your pants?
You can do whatever you want from the waist up, and when the critical moment comes, you can stop it in time and sell it again.
Don't worry, most women would be too heartbroken to continue at this point. "
Xiao Yuan thought for a moment, "What if my wife wants to take advantage of this opportunity to consummate the marriage?"
Qiu Er was speechless. It depends on whether your belt is tied tightly.
It is true that birds of a feather flock together. What kind of person did Governor Xiao marry?
What can you do if your wife insists on continuing with her clothes half taken off? Either give in or run away.
How can you, the governor of Dongchang, be forced upon by a woman?
Perhaps realizing that his question was a little stupid, Xiao Yuan waved his hands awkwardly and asked someone to take Qiu Er away.
After sitting there for a while, he actually got up and went to the warehouse of the East Factory.
Xiao Douzi's mouth twitched as he watched his master selecting deer tendon, snake skin and silkworm silk.
"Master, are you really going to pick a sturdy belt to protect your wife?
I am not asking too much, but do you want to tie your belt into a knot or a loose knot?"
Xiao Yuan glared at Xiao Douzi with disdain.
"Stupid, what's the point of a noose if it comes apart at the drop of a finger?"
Xiao Douzi sighed and said sincerely,
"I think your original belt is pretty good. You chose silk from silkworms and tied it with a knot...
What should you do if you need to use the toilet?
Madam can’t untie it, and neither can you.”
Xiao Douzi muttered softly after he finished speaking.
"Besides, what's the use of a strong belt? What if the lady gets angry and tears your pants directly? What will you do?"
Shit, that makes fucking sense.
Xiao Yuan silently put down the Tiancan silk in his hand, turned around and left.
Go back home, die early and be reborn early.
Governor Xiao's timing of returning home was quite fortuitous.
Jiang Xinyu had been training in the martial arts arena all day in a rage. Now she was finally tired and asked someone to fetch her some water for her to take a bath.
She didn't like to be served by others while taking a bath, so several maids were guarding the gate of the courtyard.
When Xiao Yuan heard that his wife was taking a bath, he waved his hand and chased out the secret guards and several maids in the yard, and locked the gate for safety.
Success or failure depends on this one move. If the lady doesn't buy it, just let her beat me up a few times. It's not shameful if no one else sees it.
But when Xiao Yuan leaned over the window and looked into the bathroom, he felt something was wrong. There was only a bath towel floating in the bathtub, and it seemed like there was no one there.
Could it be that he fainted and drowned from soaking in the water for too long?
Xiao Yuan's head buzzed and he couldn't remember anything. He hurriedly opened the bathroom door, stepped in and reached into the bathtub to scoop it out.
Just as she lay down beside the bathtub, she was hugged from behind, and Jiang Xinyu's gloomy voice rang in her ears.
"I got you, flower thief!"
The warm and soft touch behind him made Xiao Yuan shudder, and a tingling sensation arose spontaneously.
However, the numbness was dispelled by the pain in the waist just as it rose halfway, and Xiao Yuan couldn't help but hold Jiang Xinyu's little hand and squeeze it.
"Ma'am, I'm wrong. Please put on your clothes first. It's... cold."
"It's not cold. I've been feeling a fire burning in my heart for most of the day and I just don't know where to vent it.
Lord Governor, what do you say we should do?
As she spoke, Jiang Xinyu walked around to Xiao Yuan, put one hand around his neck and drew circles on his chest with the other.
At this moment, Jiang Xinyu was as beautiful as a fairy who had just transformed, with wet black hair hanging on her snow-white shoulders.
The blush on her cheeks caused by the heat is infinitely charming.
There were still some water droplets on the delicate white hands, which made Xiao Yuan feel thirsty and wanted to lick those water droplets off.
Even people who have never eaten pork will be tempted by the aroma of the meat.
This time Xiao Yuan did not escape again. He eagerly took his wife into his arms and tried to fight for his legal rights.
I just didn't expect the roles to be reversed this time.
Jiang Xinyu nimbly dodged Xiao Yuan's embrace, gave him a wink, snorted coldly, and went back to the bedroom.
Humph, as if no one would hide.
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