Chapter 252: Annoying Sister-in-law
You don't have to pick the soft persimmons, but you must pick the ones that don't hurt your hands.
It's foolish to pinch your hands when there is a risk of amputation.
After Jiang Xinyu and Bao Beibei met each other, they wished they could be together twelve hours a day.
Unfortunately, due to their identities, apart from sneaking to the back mountain, they often had to ask Xiao Yuan to cover for them.
The meeting between the Marquis of Zhenguo and his wife and the Imperial Preceptor of Nanzhao was considered a diplomatic event, and people's imagination was limited to a three-line piece of paper.
If the Marquis' wife stayed alone in a meditation room with the young and handsome Zen Master Miaowu, it would be a romantic story.
This stuff spreads faster than intelligence. I estimate that all major teahouses will be performing the new music in a few days.
"Two or Three Affair of the Charming Eunuch's Wife and the Romantic Monk",
After I Married the Eunuch, I Fell in Love with the Master.
"What can I do to save you, the unsatisfied female donor?"
Don't underestimate the imagination of the ancients. When it comes to human reproduction, they were even more creative than modern people.
Modern people only spread this kind of thing privately.
The ancients were different. In many places, they openly worshipped those little dolls.
There are even people who worship fertility totems.
But unlike modern information equality, such things in ancient times were two extremes.
I'm afraid the girl knows, but I'm afraid the boy doesn't know.
In order to prevent girls, especially those from wealthy families, from coming into contact with these things and men outside, they would even be locked up in embroidery towers until they got married.
She was surrounded by maids and old women, cutting off all access to these things, under the euphemism of being chaste.
There are no restrictions on boys, and in some places, people even spend money to hire someone to teach boys this when they are twelve or thirteen years old.
Once you get married, you enter a new realm.
Especially for men, as long as they get married and carry on the family line, their family will be more relaxed about this aspect.
It's okay for families with good reputation and character, at most they can take concubines and sleep with maids.
Those who were not particular would keep actresses and courtesans and sleep with them in brothels and some even openly became sworn brothers.
As for those erotic stories, they were passed down from generation to generation. After all, ordinary people did not have that much entertainment.
Being able to see the jokes of the upper class people is like being a fly that smells blood.
Not only do they listen, they also add fuel to the fire based on their own imagination.
It can be said that rumors are the earliest fan fiction, and new elements will be added to them after they are passed down through the lips of others.
Xiao Yuan was extremely reluctant to stay in the same room with these two people; it was too challenging for his nerves.
Every time he saw the actions between the two of them, he had the urge to chop them with a knife.
In the past, he thought his wife was shameless enough, but when he met his sister-in-law, he realized that there is always someone better than you.
Is their goblin cave poisonous?
These people are so shameless, why don't they have any sense of shame?
He was reluctant to stay here, and Jiang Xinyu and Bao Beibei also didn't want him to be here.
With him around, it was inconvenient for the two of us to talk about the end of the world and some other topics, and it was so annoying to have the conversation come to an abrupt end when we were in the middle of it.
But I can't let Xiao Yuan leave.
Thus, such a strange scene appeared in the meditation room of the Nanzhao Imperial Master.
The Marquis of Zhenguo sat far away in a corner with murderous eyes as he watched Master Miaowu hugging the Marquis' wife and whispering to her with his eyes.
Fortunately, no one else knew about it, otherwise the news of this explosion would have been circulated for years.
Bao Beibei left Nanzhao originally just to relax, but now that she has Jiang Xinyu, she absolutely does not want to go back and become a holy monk.
He didn't run away not because he didn't want to, but because he knew that life among the common people was too hard, and an illegal immigrant like him with no identity and good looks would definitely have a lot of trouble.
Now that I have thick thighs, what are you waiting for? This lousy monk can be whoever he wants to be, and I am not a big shot at all.
Jiang Xinyu naturally didn't want her good sister to leave her. Since the Nanzhao Imperial Master could not stay in Dajin for long, Beibei had to change her identity.
Of course, the national teacher cannot disappear or die inexplicably.
This was a major event concerning the diplomatic relations between the two countries. Even the fanatical believers of Nanzhao would have gone crazy if they knew that their national teacher had died in Dajin.
The two friends conspired whenever they had free time, and based on the plots of countless melodramatic novels in their previous lives, they finally decided to play a trick in which the Fragrant Concubine turned into a butterfly and flew away.
Isn't Miaowu an enlightened monk?
It goes a step further and the act of ascending to heaven in broad daylight completely proves that this legendary Buddhist is not an ordinary person.
Since the people of Nanzhao are devout Buddhists, they should have no objection to their disciples ascending to heaven!
This ascension must not be done quietly, otherwise everyone would be suspected of conspiracy.
If you want to ascend, do it openly. The more people who witness it, the better.
Aren't the Quanrong envoys also here?
Call them all over, including the Nanzhao merchants who have recently entered the capital. Don't think she doesn't know that they are spies.
The brain that reads a lot of novels is more useful. The two of them designed a series of plots to shock people at the Bible debate conference.
Bao Beibei can attract lightning, and Jiang Xinyu can create rainbows and mist through the refraction of water and sunlight.
With the support of Xiao Yuan's people, it is entirely possible to create a sudden enlightenment and ascension to the golden body through heavenly thunder in front of everyone.
To be honest, Governor Xiao was not very happy about it. He wished Bao Beibei would get out of here as soon as possible.
Changniao'er's sister-in-law is so annoying. He always feels that his forehead is flashing dark green and light green.
But he also understood that his wife was not someone who would listen to advice. If his sister-in-law could not stay in Dajin, his wife might run away to play with her good sisters.
Then he would really be alone in the empty house, after all, his position was there and he couldn't run after his wife.
Is there any husband in the world who is more frustrated than him?
Not only do I have to watch other men being affectionate with my wife every day, but I am also forced to keep my rival behind.
Xiao Yuan thought that his name could be changed, so he simply changed the "Yuan" in "Yuanbo" to "Yuan" in "Cangdatou".
Today Jiang Xinyu went on a date with Miaowu in the back mountain again. There was no need for him to cover for them there, so Supervisor Xiao turned a blind eye and stayed in the meditation room to make plans.
Just at this time Jin Zekang came, and as soon as he entered the door he accused him of not doing his job, which was like hitting the nail on the head.
He doesn't dare to offend his wife and can't afford to offend his evil sister-in-law. It would be too aggrieved if he didn't say a few words to this cheap brother-in-law.
Jin Zekang was a habitual scoundrel, and seeing that Xiao Yuan was indeed in a bad mood, he stopped teasing him.
"What's going on? Give me an exact answer. When can you go back to work?
A small number of wives of important officials in the court came to the temple, but no one was seen accompanying them every day.
You don't have to worry about a hammer like my sister, a warrior who can slap an elephant away with one slap.
If you really encounter an assassination attempt, the only thing you need to worry about is that she will be too harsh to leave anyone alive."
Xiao Yuan looked at Jin Zekang's chattering mouth and suddenly something came to his mind: Isn't this a ready-made cut-sleeve?
Otherwise, why not send the eldest sister-in-law to the Prince of Zheng's Palace? It's better to let a friend die than to let poverty settle the matter.
He was not doing this for himself. He was afraid that this guy would come to his house and harm his son and daughter-in-law.
Considering He Zhang's looks, Miao Wu might as well tease him by writing his name backwards.
Now that Twelve and He Zhang are getting along better and better, he doesn't want to bring back such a weirdo to cause trouble.
He is not trying to monopolize his wife's time. He is a good father who cares about his son.
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