Chapter 30: Being a filial son to others
A fortune-telling that started out outrageous and ended even more outrageous.
The whole process really refreshed netizens' three views!
【The world is so big, there are all kinds of people! 】
[Is this person actually mentally ill? ]
[The thoughts of rich people are beyond our comprehension.]
[Don't slander the rich! I think I'm a pervert even though I'm worth tens of millions, okay?]
[Then you are still not rich enough, and your realm is not high enough~]
[Are you forcing me to show off my wealth? Well, I have several houses in first-tier cities and dozens of pieces of jewelry that are more expensive than those houses.]
【Rich lady, stick with me~】
…
Lan Xi did not look carefully at the netizens' sighs in the live broadcast room, but spoke.
"There's one more fortune to be told. If you want to have it told, please apply for a live broadcast. I'll have my brother pick someone at random."
The reason why I let my brother choose is because Lan Xi doesn’t know how to use the microphone.
After hearing what the little girl said, netizens really needed to think carefully before connecting with the microphone.
There is no doubt that the little girl's calculations are accurate, but her calculations are too accurate!
There are some things that outsiders should not know. If the little girl figures them out, the result will be like what happened to the previous "number one brother on the list" Liang Han, who directly sent himself to jail for fortune-telling!
But even so, there are still many netizens who apply to join the live broadcast.
Lan Xingyu followed his sister's instructions, closed his eyes, randomly selected someone, and connected him to the microphone.
After the other party gave the reward in the live broadcast room and Lan Xi confirmed that he had received the transfer from the program team on his mobile phone, the divination officially began.
In the live broadcast, the netizen who was connected to the microphone was called "Traceless Swordsman", and the other party still did not show his face.
"Hello."
A young male voice sounded, and he didn't sound very old.
Lan Xi nodded. "Hello, do you need anything calculated?"
The 'Traceless Swordsman' was not ambiguous and went straight to the point.
"I want to ask, every year I go to the mountain to worship my father, and every time I bring nine kinds of offerings, a lot of Yin banknotes, yellow paper, gold ingots, and gold bars. Why does my father always come to me in my dreams and say that I am an unfilial son?"
The divination just now is so outrageous in reality.
And this hexagram was detached from reality from the very beginning.
[This Traceless Swordsman is very superstitious. He even believes that the dead will appear in dreams?]
Is it possible that what you think about during the day will appear in your dreams at night?
[I don't know if there are ghosts or anything like that in this world, but I do believe in dreams!]
[I believe it too! The night my grandma passed away, I dreamed that she came to see me and told me she was leaving.]
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In the live broadcast room, Lan Xi was speechless after hearing the 'Traceless Swordsman' ask this question.
Sighing, she replied, "Have you ever considered that you're actually visiting the wrong grave?"
Traceless Swordsman: "Ah? How is that possible! Although there are indeed several other graves near my father's grave, but... wait, I'll make a phone call to confirm."
Having said that, 'Traceless Swordsman' started making a phone call directly in the live broadcast room.
His cell phone rang for a while and then someone picked up the call.
Traceless Swordsman immediately asked, "Mom, my father's grave is the second one north of the wild pear tree on the mountain, right?"
A woman's voice with a regional accent rang out on the phone, "You idiot! The second grave is someone else's. Your father's grave is the third one north of the pear tree!"
Netizens: ...
[What kind of son is this? How could he mistakenly remember the grave of his own father?]
If I had a son like that, I would call him an unfilial son in my dreams every day!
[At first I thought the 'Traceless Swordsman' was superstitious and unacceptable, but now I think, are you trying to be funny?! Hahaha~]
[It's understandable, actually. In some areas, graves are located on hillsides, and once the weeds grow, it's hard to tell which one is your own.]
[But I burned paper for my own father, but ended up burning it for someone else. This is too...hahahaha~]
The 'Traceless Swordsman' himself felt ashamed.
After being silent for a while, he spoke weakly in the live broadcast room.
"Thank you, host. I will go back to my hometown tomorrow and burn paper for my father's grave again. I won't let him call me an unfilial son anymore."
【Hahahaha~ I can’t stop laughing! 】
[Haha, it's a good thing you found a little girl to tell your fortune, otherwise you don't know how many years you would have to be a filial son to someone else's family~!]
[The grave next door: There will be no incense next year~ Crying]
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As netizens chatted and laughed back and forth, the second hexagram was finished in the live broadcast room, and Lan Xi's three hexagrams for the day were complete.
There was still charcoal burning outside her door, so she didn't stay in the live broadcast room for too long.
After saying hello to her brother, she got up and walked out the door, filling the blazing fire pit with soil and waiting for the fire to die out and produce carbon.
After the charcoal burning was finished, Lan Xi went into the kitchen to prepare the food. In addition to roasting the lamb leg, she also planned to steam a pot of rice and stir-fry two dishes.
I wonder how Mr. Lu’s fishing is going?
If she makes it in time, she can have another dish of fish soup for lunch.
While Lan Xi was wondering whether he could have fish for lunch, Mr. Lu had a great harvest by the small river outside the village at the foot of the mountain!
When they borrowed fishing rods from a villager this morning, they also borrowed a large bucket.
There is no water in the bucket now, but it is full of fish!
Until the bucket could no longer hold any more fish and there were several fish scattered on the ground, Lu Sichen, who was standing by, had no idea how many times he had spoken to persuade his elder who had become addicted to fishing.
"Grandpa, we caught too many fish to eat. It's almost noon now. We should go back."
Upon hearing this, Mr. Lu turned around and looked at the bucket, which indeed could not hold any fish.
The fish he caught in more than an hour probably weighed about 70 or 80 kilograms.
"Forget it, let's stop here today. Go and take the fish up the mountain for the little girl later."
"We'll keep two of the remaining fish for lunch, and give the rest to the production crew as a snack."
It would be a waste to throw away so many fish if we can’t eat them all, so we might as well give them away.
This can also show off your superb fishing skills!
Seeing that his grandfather was finally willing to leave, Lu Sichen finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Then, he slowly rolled up his shirt sleeves, and with his hands, which were as bony as jade, he picked up the fish on the ground one by one and gave them to the villagers who were watching his grandfather fishing nearby.
Only then did he pick up a big bucket full of fish and walk towards the village with his grandfather who had put away his fishing rod.
At noon that day, the program crew indeed added a meal because of Mr. Lu.
On the small hill outside Tianshui Village, Lu Sichen was also walking up the hill carrying six fish weighing two or three pounds.
In the old house on the mountain, Lan Xingyu had just finished the live broadcast when he saw Lu Sichen coming to the door carrying fish.
Seeing the several fish in Brother Lu's hand, which together weighed more than ten pounds, Lan Xingyu was surprised, "Is Grandpa Lu such a good fisherman?"
Hearing Lan Xingyu say this, Lu Sichen smiled and shook his head.
He looked at the little girl who was busy in the kitchen and sighed softly, "It's not my grandfather who is amazing, it's your sister."
Although Lu Sichen had never fished before, he knew that if the little girl hadn't pointed out the fishing spot to his grandfather, his grandfather probably wouldn't have been able to catch half of the fish!
So all this is because of the little girl.
(End of this chapter)
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