Chapter 12 This scene is so funny



Chapter 12 This scene is so funny

"Of course you can." Lu Wei couldn't refuse his request, so she agreed on the surface and then went to ask her queen.

Xia Shuyi hesitated for a moment and replied, "Let the nurse hold Li'er and show her to him."

After all, he was a prince, and his status was more noble than hers.

Just a quick look, it should be fine.

At this moment, no one would have thought that Lu Yan, who was only ten years old, had already developed murderous intentions towards Lu Li.

The nanny brought Lu Li over. Lu Li had just woken up and was playing with spit bubbles out of boredom.

"Second Prince, this is the Ninth Princess." The wet nurse smiled ingratiatingly and lifted Lu Li in front of him.

Second prince?

Isn't that Xie Ruizhu's son?

Lu Li immediately became interested and looked at it carefully.

I have to say that Lu Yan is still good-looking, combining the advantages of Lu Yanshi and Xie Ruizhu. It's just that look in his eyes that makes her feel uncomfortable.

"Is this the ninth sister? She's so cute." Lu Yan smiled and reached out to touch Lu Li's face.

[Humph. Even if you praise me, I won’t like you.] Lu Li turned her face away proudly.

"Haha, the little princess may be tired. Let me take the little princess out first." The wet nurse saw that Lu Li didn't seem to like the second prince, so she quickly found an excuse to leave.

"Don't go. I just saw Ninth Sister. Can I hug her?" Lu Yan stepped forward and stopped them.

"The little princess has just been born and is still soft. It's not easy to hold her. I'll hold her." The wet nurse was afraid that Lu Li would get hurt, so she found an excuse to decline.

"How dare you! I'm her royal brother, why don't you let me hug her?" Lu Yan shouted.

"Think it over. I am the son of the emperor. Who do you think you are to stop me?"

The wet nurse knelt on the ground and begged for mercy.

When Lu Wu saw this, he quickly ordered someone to urge the queen to come quickly.

[You want to hug this princess, right? Then don't regret it. ]

Lu Li didn't expect this guy to be so persistent. After a moment's thought, she came up with an idea.

The wet nurse and Lu Wei were unable to stop Lu Yan, so they could only let him hold Lu Li in his arms, and the two of them surrounded her carefully.

"Ninth sister is so cute. I will take you riding a horse." Lu Yan smiled and lifted Lu Li above his head, pretending to put her on his neck.

"Second Prince, you can't do that. The Ninth Princess is still young and can't ride a horse." Lu Wei and the wet nurse stretched out their hands at the same time, wanting to hold Lu Li back in their arms.

Lu Li screamed "Ahhhh" twice and peed.

Lu Yan's face was covered in urine stains. He was completely stunned and forgot what to do next.

Luwu and the wet nurse were also dumbfounded.

This scene is so funny.

They tried to hold back their laughter and wanted to hug Lu Li back, but Lu Yan got angry and threw Lu Li forward heavily.

"Second Prince, no!"

"Ninth Princess!"

Luwu and the nurse were so scared that they screamed at the same time.

Lu Heng, who ran over, saw this scene and without thinking, rushed over and hugged Lu Li.

He fell heavily to the ground, and his entire body became a cushion for Lu Li.

Lu Li spun in the air and was frightened out of his wits.

Oh my God, she never thought that a pee would almost cost her life.

[Wuwuwuwu, stupid brother, I will never call you stupid again. ]

She burst into tears.

Lu Heng: ...Thank you, but you still said it just now.

Lu Heng felt pain all over his body, especially around his sternum, which was so painful that he could hardly breathe.

Xia Shuyi, who was following closely behind, was already terrified. She ran over screaming, picked up Lu Li, and then asked the maid to quickly call the imperial physician.

She checked Lu Li and found that she was fine, then she looked at Lu Heng on the ground and cried, "Heng'er."

As soon as she opened her mouth, she couldn't stop crying.

"Mother, don't cry, I'm fine. It just hurts a little. Is my sister okay?" Lu Heng squeezed out a complete sentence with difficulty.

[Brother, I'm fine. I'm fine. Please don't be so angry. 】

Lu Li cried loudly, hoping that Lu Heng could understand what he meant.

"Thanks to you, my sister is fine. She is doing well." Xia Shuyi wiped away her tears and comforted her son gently.

She had seen this situation before she got married.

My oldest nephew was naughty and went to pick fruits from a tree. He accidentally fell from the tree and also had chest pain.

The doctor at home arrived in time and said that it was fortunate that there was no disturbance, otherwise the broken bones would have pierced the internal organs and even the immortals could not have saved the patient.

So now she doesn't allow anyone to move Lu Heng.

Lu Yan on the side showed a look of disappointment. Why was Lu Heng so annoying? If he had arrived a step later, Lu Li would have been thrown to death by him.

At that time, he just needs to insist that he was frightened by Lu Li's sudden peeing, and fell because his grip loosened. No one can blame him.

What a pity, Lu Li is still alive now.

He could only continue acting.

Lu Yan fell to the ground in panic and tried to pull Lu Heng's hand, but was stopped by Xia Shuying.

"Xia Zhaoyi, I didn't mean it. Ninth sister suddenly peed just now and scared me. I don't know why, but my hands went limp and I let go. Wuwuwuwu, I'm sorry, please punish me." Lu Yan apologized while crying.

[Bullshit, you still dare to say you didn't mean it! ]

Lu Li was so angry at him that she started swearing.

[Letting go accidentally and throwing it out intentionally are two different situations. I am not stupid and cannot tell the difference. 】

[As expected, bad women give birth to bad children! ]

Xia Shuyi was already full of resentment towards him, and when she heard her daughter say that he did it on purpose, her anger burned out all her rationality.

"Then go and kneel outside the hall until Heng'er gets better." Xia Shuyi looked at Lu Yan with a poisonous gaze.

If he wasn't a prince, she would have been unable to restrain her murderous intent and would have killed him directly.

Lu Yan was dumbfounded. He had just said it casually, so how dare Xia Shuyi punish him?

His mother is a royal concubine!

As soon as this thought came to his mind, he froze.

He forgot that his mother was now a concubine, and even Xia Shuyi, the imperial concubine, could ride on his mother's head and act tyrannically.

"Someone, please ask the second prince to kneel down." Xia Shuyi gave the order again.

Lu Wei and Lu Ran acted decisively and forced Lu Yan to kneel at the gate of Weiyang Palace.

"Third brother! I'm here to pick you up for school on the orders of our father!" Lu Yan looked at Lu Heng anxiously.

He didn't want to kneel outside the palace gate. It was too embarrassing.

Lu Heng watched coldly without saying a word.

He just heard his sister say that Lu Yan threw her out on purpose.

Just letting him kneel down is too easy for him.

Upon seeing this, the palace maid who served Lu Yan personally immediately ran back to Changchun Palace to ask for help.

Xie Ruizhu was so angry when she heard this that she spat out blood.

"Xia Shuyi is such a scumbag! I made her son kneel outside the palace gate, and she made my son kneel outside her palace. She obviously did it on purpose."

"Go and ask the emperor, I won't allow her to abuse my son." She gritted her teeth, wishing she could cut Xia Shuyi into pieces.


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