Chapter 11: Sha Seng's Helplessness towards Zhu Bajie (This chapter is free)
Xili, Shen Ma, Xia Qi and Xiao Yunzi were conducting market research for their future fortune-making plans on Yingbin Street in Longjiang City. Xili, who was lost in thought, was interrupted by a deep and experienced voice.
"Uh... the Earth is round? It's the Earth! Sister Feng! Sister Furong! Aren't those internet celebrities from decades ago?" The old man spoke only Earth-speaking words. Could he be an Earthling who, like him, had accidentally traveled here? Thinking of this, Xili hurriedly followed the sound. As he approached, he saw a bearded man with messy hair, lazily basking in the sun beneath a high wall.
The slovenly old man, through his sun-baked eyes, saw Xi Li approaching, and a gleam of brilliance flashed in his eyes. He then shouted weakly, "The sky is blue, the earth is round, and we are destined to be together. Sister Feng is crying, Sister Furong is making a fuss, I just hope that the destined person will come soon. The peerless secret book is only for those who are destined to be together!"
"Old man, why is the earth round? Do you know Sister Feng and Sister Furong?" Xili walked up to the old man, leaned over and asked in a low voice, "Are you Brother Zhu?"
The slovenly old man didn't even blink when he heard the sharp question. He snorted coldly and said, "Where did this reckless boy come from? Why are you asking so many stupid questions?"
"Uh... old man, what are you talking about? Get up and answer quickly." Shen Ma, who was following behind Xili, said angrily.
Seeing this, Xili squatted down and turned back to glare at Shen Ma, then said patiently: "Old man, these questions are very important to me, can you tell me?"
"Give gifts to those who are destined to receive them!" The slovenly old man suddenly pushed a yellowed thread-bound book in his hand into the arms of Xili, who was squatting in front of him. Then he stood up shakily, turned around and muttered to himself, "Oh, I'm going!"
After the sloppy old man finished speaking, he moved, leaving only a shadow, and disappeared. Xili and others looked around again, but they could no longer see the shadow of the sloppy old man.
"Ah... fuck, a master!" Shen Ma opened his mouth in shock, with an incredible look on his face.
"My master is Zhu Bajie? Isn't that a super popular novel on Earth that would make anyone so angry that they would die and even make a noble gentleman feel ashamed when reading it? I'll fuck him..." The sloppy old man's performance shocked not only Shen Ma, but also Xi Li, who had been squatting, was completely shocked and sat down on the ground.
When Xia Qi and Xiao Yunzi were listening to Old Wang's storytelling, they often heard about these celestial beings who appeared and disappeared without a trace. However, hearing and seeing were two different things. Xiao Yunzi, who was the first to regain consciousness, stammered and pulled Xili, who was sitting on the ground, saying, "Big... Big... Big brother, hurry up... hurry up and look... look, what... what did the old immortal give you?"
"Yes, let's take a look?" Xia Qi asked hurriedly.
Pulled by Xiao Yunzi and shaken from side to side, he let out a sharp "uh" sound and gradually regained consciousness. He quickly held the yellowed thread-bound book in his hand. Chen Ma, Xia Qi and Xiao Yunzi also hurried over.
"Uh, why isn't there a name for the martial arts manual on this yellowed cover? It's different from what's shown on TV!" Xili muttered to himself as he looked at the blank, yellowed cover. He then flipped to the first page. Upon seeing the contents, Xili let out a loud "Ah!" and stood up abruptly, cursing, "Fuck you, you pig-headed fool, are you kidding me? Is there anyone like that? You can't play with people like that!"
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