Chapter 90 Extra: Honeymoon Trip (Honeymoon Diary)
After hiding the troublemaker Luo Binghe for more than ten days, the disciples of Qingjing Peak finally couldn't stand the harassment anymore and begged Shen Qingqiu to take him to "avoid the limelight for now".
Ning Yingying sobbed, "Master, I hate Hundred Battles Peak. I hate it! They're all so rude! They've trampled the mountain gate so many times!"
With tears in his eyes, Mingfan pleaded, "Master... I really didn't go to tell them this time! I swear, you must believe me!" He glanced anxiously at Luo Binghe and suggested, "Why don't you let Junior Brother Luo out to spar with them a few times? Once they've had their fill, they won't bother Qingjing Peak anymore!"
Luo Binghe remained unmoved and said coldly, "I don't even have much time to discuss serious matters with my master, so where would I find the time to spar with this bunch of wild monkeys?"
Shen Qingqiu remained silent, fanning herself with a reserved air.
So what you call "discussing serious business" is actually just researching new recipes, cleaning the tableware and chairs in the bamboo hut, and flirting with others regardless of the time or place...
Shen Qingqiu was thoroughly annoyed by his howling.
Finally, amidst Mingfan's profuse thanks and Ning Yingying's reluctance to part, the Emperor finally took pity on her and did a good deed, moving her away from Qingjing Peak.
Therefore, he was very depressed.
Damn it, what kind of world is this?!
Junior brother A allowed his henchmen to storm his senior brother's door, and after the fight, they refused to pay compensation.
The senior student suffered financial losses and went to junior student B's department to request the use of public funds, but junior student B refused to approve it.
The apprentice not only lacked the selfless spirit of contributing to the collective, but also wanted to drive his master down the mountain.
This is completely out of control!
Luo Binghe, however, seemed quite happy. As long as he was with Shen Qingqiu, it didn't matter where he went. Without a bunch of annoying people wandering around him every day, he was actually more pleased with himself.
He took Shen Qingqiu's arm and asked happily, "Master, where are we going next?"
Shen Qingqiu glanced down at the way he had wrapped his arms around her, unable to bear looking at him.
She's really... getting more and more girlish.
They looked just like two little girls picking mushrooms, walking hand in hand. ╭(′▽`)╭(′▽`)╯
Shen Qingqiu collapsed, stunned by the artificial mine he had created for himself. He countered, "Is there anywhere you'd like to go?"
Luo Binghe thought for a moment and said, "Why don't we go to the places we used to visit and see how they've changed?"
Thus, the two arrived at their first stop after being "driven out" of the Azure Sky Sect: Twin Lakes City.
Originally, they could have arrived in less than an incense stick's time by flying on their swords, but Luo Binghe, for some unknown reason, insisted on taking him in a carriage.
Shen Qingqiu didn't care what she did, so he sat down. But after they got into the car, Luo Binghe kept staring at him with that expectant and shy look (which she thought she hid very well).
The carriage was not spacious, and Shen Qingqiu had nowhere to hide. He felt a chill run down his spine from being stared at by that intense gaze.
wipe.
Does this mean they want to have sex in a car?
Without even thinking about it, your teacher will not agree to it!
This is completely out of control!
Luo Binghe stared at him for a long time, and seeing that he did not show any special reaction, he realized that they did not understand each other, and slowly lowered his head.
He fiddled with his fingers, a little disappointed, and said, "Master... don't you remember?"
Shen Qingqiu sadly discovered that his daily mental struggles could now be basically summarized in six dots.
He said, "Remember? Remember what?"
Luo Binghe sighed, "Back then, when Master led a group of disciples from Qingjing Peak down the mountain for training, he let me ride with him..."
Luo Binghe remembers such distant, ancient events so clearly!
Shen Qingqiu, however, had forgotten most of it.
Luo Binghe sighed, "As expected, you don't remember."
In comparison, Shen Qingqiu couldn't help but feel guilty. He beckoned Luo Binghe to come closer, rubbed his face as a small treat, and said, "I forgot for a moment, Master. I'm sorry."
Luo Binghe ate the candy with satisfaction, a smile playing on his lips, and said, "Hmm. Master's kindness to me goes far beyond this, how could I possibly remember it all?"
...
Please don't imagine him to be so loving and saintly, okay? He really just doesn't remember, and he doesn't deserve that kind of halo!
Shuanghu City Gate Avenue.
The two strolled leisurely through the streets. Among the dazzling array of vendors on both sides, a brightly decorated banner fluttered in the wind. Shen Qingqiu's gaze was first drawn to it, then shifted downwards to the face of the stall owner under the banner. The previously subtle, seemingly refined and gentle yet actually aloof and distant smile instantly froze.
Luo Binghe was extremely perceptive and immediately asked, "What, Master? Do you know someone?"
Below was a small table crowded with people, resembling a fortune teller's stall. Behind the table sat a beautiful and slender woman, exuding charm. With a slight tilt of her head and a flick of her hair, she met Shen Qingqiu's gaze from afar, and instantly it was as if he had swallowed a pound of poison.
But when her gaze shifted to Luo Binghe's face, her love for his appearance immediately surpassed everything else. Her eyes lit up and she greeted him warmly, "Immortal Master, how have you been?"
Shen Qingqiu said, "It's been a long time. Your beauty is even more captivating than before."
The beautiful woman was none other than Madam Enchanting Voice. She waved away the male guests who were completely infatuated with her at the small table, making room for them, and said with a smile, "Immortal Master, you look radiant with happiness now, don't you think? Haven't all the things I said last time come true?"
Luo Binghe blinked and smiled, "Master, it seems you and this lady have a close relationship."
Although he was smiling, Shen Qingqiu felt a soreness in her teeth as she listened.
Speaking of which, Luo Binghe and Madam Meiyin, who should have been a pair of adulterers who had countless one-night stands, are now sitting opposite each other with perfect integrity, speaking in a sarcastic tone and talking to themselves. This scene is really... very strange.
He chuckled dryly, "Very shallow. Very shallow. Years have passed since we parted, and I never imagined we'd meet again in this world, only to find that you, Madam, are engaged in such a business in Shuanghu City."
Lady Meiyin snorted, "I have to thank the immortal master who patronized me last time with you."
Luo Binghe suddenly asked, "Which immortal master?"
Shen Qingqiu's smile froze for the second time.
Lady Meiyin complained bitterly, "Don't blame me for badmouthing him behind his back. I treated the two immortal masters with the utmost courtesy and never mistreated them. But that man, on the contrary, destroyed half of my cave and scared away most of my sisters. In the subsequent encounters, he showed no mercy whatsoever. In all my years, I have never seen such a heartless man. He understands neither romance nor tenderness, and only knows how to shout and kill. Bah!"
You got spat on, Liu Qingge. You actually got spat on!
Only someone could commit such a violent act. Luo Binghe understood everything. Looking at him, he asked, "Master, is it Uncle Liu...? When did you and him come out alone together?"
Seeing the veins throbbing on his forehead, Shen Qingqiu coughed and said, "That all happened while you were away."
Luo Binghe squeezed his palm tightly and said, "Master, could you tell me in detail what you, Uncle Liu... and this beautiful enchantress did together?"
Shen Qingqiu was already quite adept at coaxing him, following these steps: 1. Calmly say, "I'm not as beautiful as you." 2. In front of Madam Meiyin's twitching smile, then assure her, "I really didn't do anything."
Lady Meiyin, not wanting to add fuel to the fire, chimed in, "Although she scattered some bewitching incense on that immortal master before leaving, given his cold-hearted nature, it probably wasn't a big deal."
What exactly is "Enchanting Fragrance"? You can tell just by the name.
Medicine in spring!
Luo Binghe's expression changed drastically: "'Didn't do anything'?"
...In all honesty, I really didn't do anything!
There isn't even one that offers help with masturbation!
On that day, after confirming that Liu Qingge had fallen for the succubus's trick, Shen Qingqiu made a decisive decision.
He said, "Junior Brother Liu, good luck! I have to go now!"
Liu Qingge grabbed him by the back of his collar and said sternly, "What are you adding oil to?! What's wrong?!"
Shen Qingqiu turned around and was startled.
If Liu Qingge's face was just flushed a little before, now it was burning red, her face and neck were so red they could scare someone to death.
He hurriedly said, "Don't be impulsive! Junior Brother Liu! Calm down! You meditate here, I'll go release Young Master Huang and the others first, and then I'll come back to find you. Don't worry, I definitely won't be back during this time. You can do whatever you want, and no one else will know."
He turned to leave after saying that, but Liu Qingge suddenly grabbed his shoulder with a hand as sharp as a steel claw: "Why are you running away!"
Damn it, they've gotten entangled with me!
Junior Brother Liu, Peak Master Liu, my dear brother! I need to excuse myself for a moment to give you time and space to resolve this yourself.
Don't tell me you don't even understand this kind of hint!
I've wasted so many years of my life!
The Core Formation has reached your brain, hasn't it?!
Shen Qingqiu said, "What use is it for you to stay here, Senior Brother?"
Liu Qingge sneered, "Give me a beating so I can vent my anger; it'll be very useful!"
This isn't something that can be resolved with a beating. Shen Qingqiu said, "Junior brother, why are you so irritable? Don't let that alluring poison control your mind."
Liu Qingge's pretty face was flushed red and pale, as if she was holding back her emotions and didn't know what to do. She grabbed Shen Qingqiu in a daze and wouldn't let go.
Seeing his pitiful appearance, Shen Qingqiu thought to himself, "The Hundred Battles Peak is a violent group that only knows how to fight and kill all day long. Everyone is obsessed with cultivation and brawling. Liu Qingge grew up in this kind of tradition. He might really be so stupid in this aspect that he doesn't even know how to masturbate." He felt a deep sense of sympathy for him.
When it comes to coaxing people, Shen Qingqiu is a master. He remained calm in the face of danger: "Junior Brother Liu, come, come, do you still remember how you met me?"
The original text, of course, did not explain in detail how these two cannon fodder characters developed a grudge. Shen Qingqiu's rambling was simply an attempt to divert his attention.
Normally, Liu Qingge wouldn't be so easy to deal with, but now, being dragged along by him, she was so dizzy that she could barely maintain her composure, gritting her teeth as she walked, "I remember. In the Twelve Peaks Sword Trial Tournament, I beat you!"
Shen Qingqiu: "..."
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It turns out they became friends after a fight.
Could it be because Liu Qingge had beaten him before, and enjoyed it, that he asked me to stay and beat him up again to vent his anger?
Shen Qingqiu said "Oh," and led him deeper into the cave, then asked, "Did I manage to fight back later?"
Liu Qingge had a high fever, but she still managed to add a smug "humph": "How could that be?"
very good.
Shen Qingqiu put his hand on his shoulder and patted him: "Then senior brother should get it back now."
They kicked Liu Qingge into Madam Meiyin's rose-petal-filled bathing pool.
"that's all?"
"that's all."
Lady Meiyin bit her nails and said resentfully, "My rose garden..."
*
The Chen Residence.
Now that I'm in Shuanghu City, I naturally need to find something to do. I'll have to rid the people of some evil, for example. After inquiring around, I learned that strange things have happened at the Chen residence again. Years ago, the vicious Skinning Demon, disguised as the master's beloved concubine, Die'er, hid in the mansion. After being beaten to death on the spot, the room where she lived has been haunted ever since, filled with ghostly wails and howls every night, terrifying everyone. This has remained unresolved for many years.
Master Chen, nearing seventy, with his white hair, still possessed undiminished ambition. A few years ago, he at least had only one beautiful concubine, Die'er, by his side; now, he had two, one on each side. His love for his daughter remained undiminished, despite the fact that the Skin-Peeling Demon had once lurked nearby.
Despite his advanced age, the old man had a sharp memory and remembered to call out "Master Shen" when he saw Shen Qingqiu.
The aloofness of "Master Chen" remained unchanged. Only when asked about the young master beside him did he finally manage a slight smile and answer gently, "He was my little apprentice back then."
Master Chen laughed and said, "No wonder your features seem vaguely familiar. Seeing you now, Master and my beloved disciple, I am surprised to realize that so many years have passed."
After some pleasantries, the task was naturally left to Luo Binghe, who had returned to his role as the go-to secretary for everything. Shen Qingqiu was happy to stand aside and pretend to be cool.
Seeing the cool and domineering Demon Lord Luo Binghe so patiently, like a warm, comforting cotton-padded jacket, Shen Qingqiu couldn't help but feel elated and wonderful, his gaze towards him growing increasingly affectionate. Luo Binghe, however, would glance back at him every few words, and once his eyes were on him, he couldn't look away. Thus, the master and disciple began exchanging flirtatious glances in front of outsiders…
After a long while, Shen Qingqiu suddenly woke up.
How utterly immoral and disgraceful this is!
On the way to the side room, Luo Binghe kept trying to hold his hand. Shen Qingqiu, partly out of consideration for others and partly to tease him, refused. Their movements were so agile and unpredictable that if any cultivator or demon saw this master and disciple using their sect's techniques to fight and fool around, creating such an absurd situation, they would surely be spitting blood.
The room was said to be haunted, and no one dared to approach it. Naturally, the scene was quite unusual. When Luo Binghe saw that there was no one there, he immediately clung to him, lingering and wrapping his arms around his waist from behind. He rested his chin on his shoulder and complained plaintively, "Master, I feel very sad."
The courtyard was still the same as before, unchanged, except that it was filled with a heavy yin energy. Shen Qingqiu observed and listened attentively, humming twice through his nose to indicate that he understood.
Ever since the two of them started fooling around together (…), Luo Binghe has been feeling miserable at least thirty to fifty times a day. He'd feel miserable if he talked to someone a little too much, he'd feel miserable if he ate a little less, he'd feel miserable even if he complained that the bathtub was too small and told to get out… His misery was like eating broad beans. It would come in a flash, and then it would be gone in a flash.
"While your disciple braves the abyss of despair, your master lingers in a beautiful, secluded place, indulging in pleasures with other men..."
What the heck is "other men"? Can't you just say it's a colleague or someone from the same school?!
And what's with the "lingering by the flower pond" nonsense? What's so enviable about someone kicking another person into a cold puddle in a desolate wilderness where demons are rampant?!
Just as the吐槽狂魔 (tu cao maniac) was about to unleash his witty remarks, Luo Binghe suddenly continued softly, "Does Master still remember what happened here?"
certainly!
This is the very place where he first used the easy mode!
...Okay, just kidding.
How could he not remember that this was the place where he first tricked Luo Binghe and got into a really bad mess?
To save his life, he almost let the Skinning Demon strike Luo Binghe on the top of the head. It was a rather unethical thing to do, and he still feels scared when he thinks about it now. Shen Qingqiu is too embarrassed to think about it in detail.
Standing at this former "crime scene," Shen Qingqiu felt guilty and couldn't help but soften a bit. The sarcastic maniac, who was about to unleash his full power, suddenly wilted. He reached out and patted Luo Binghe's cheek: "Don't be so temperamental. Today, your master will grant you one request. Let's deal with the evil spirits here first."
Luo Binghe asked excitedly, "Really?"
"When did Master..." Shen Qingqiu was about to continue when he shut up in time, avoiding the tragedy of contradicting himself.
Whether you say "when did I lie to you" or "when did I cheat you", it's a clear case of contradicting yourself!
One really shouldn't do anything that goes against one's conscience...
"Since Master has said so..." Luo Binghe blushed and took out pieces of red rope.
Hello, Immortal Binding Rope; goodbye, Immortal Binding Rope.
They took it without warning; if it wasn't premeditated, who would believe them!
Seeing Shen Qingqiu's incredulous expression, Luo Binghe didn't press the matter. He sighed, looked up at the sky, and said softly, "Ever since I escaped danger from the Skinning Demon that day, for some reason, I've had strange dreams for several nights in a row."
What is a strange dream?
Shen Qingqiu's lips twitched.
Do you dream of washing your underwear after you wake up?
What a tragedy. It turns out he was Luo Binghe's sex education teacher during his adolescence!
The object of one's sexual awakening is crucial to one's life. Even if it's not a voluptuous older sister, it should at least be a gentle and slender girl next door.
Luo Binghe's life was so tragic that it was hard to describe in a few words. The person who gave him his first education was actually a boy!
Let me shed a tear of sympathy!
But no matter how much sympathy he received, he wouldn't give in. His principles were almost completely gone after Luo Binghe's persistent pleading, but he'd salvage whatever little he could!
And more importantly, can't you get down to business first? There's a cloud of black mist gathering behind you. It's coming out, it's coming out!
Luo Binghe seemed oblivious, and said to himself with annoyance, "Even now, I am still troubled by this dream from time to time."
Before, I might have believed it, but now, for Luo Binghe, who is so adept at manipulating dreams, to be "troubled" is utterly shameless. It's shameless to the point of being brazen, unafraid of being exposed. Shen Qingqiu, while placing his hand on the Xiuya sword, preparing to pierce the black mist, chuckled and said, "So?"
Without turning his head, Luo Binghe slightly waved his right hand, and the black mist let out a miserable cry, as if a gust of wind had blown away a wisp of smoke. In an instant, it vanished without a trace, and the yin energy in the courtyard also collapsed abruptly.
Without the spoils that would have hindered their romance, he said shyly, "So, could you please condescend to cooperate and let me gently tie you up with this Immortal Binding Rope, so that my dream can come true and I can fulfill my long-cherished wish and be at peace?"
Tied up and doing it...
...
...
Although the black mist had been dispersed, Shen Qingqiu still felt it was necessary to draw the Xiuya Sword.
So the ultimate goal was bondage play?!
So this was Luo Binghe's intention in heading straight for Shuanghu City!
"Master, you promised."
"roll!"
"Master, you've done this to me again..."
"Stop crying, it won't help. Don't embarrass yourself in public, get out!"
I take back what I said earlier. As expected, for this little beast, any talk of being soft-hearted or having sympathy is utterly superfluous!
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