"Is that Bubu crazy? She...she broke my leg with her crutch! Ouch, it hurts so much!"
"I'm crying! Bubu beat me up too, and he even stole two of my suitcases!"
"What? Bubu isn't a pirate, why is he stealing the box?"
"It's all because of that stinky bird over there. It said it wasn't satisfied with just beating it up. Since I caused Bubu emotional distress, it should compensate for the emotional damages! I was just telling the truth, how did that cause emotional distress?"
The players were puzzled: "What exactly did you guys do?"
They were even more afraid that Bubu's actions were no different from those of pirates.
They either beat people up or snatched boxes. It was so barbaric.
Lu Xingchen was surprised, but of course she didn't dare to speak, since someone recognized Lanlan.
Gao Dafu laughed loudly: "Aren't you stupid? Did that bird ask you how Bubu looks?"
Players: "Yes, yes, yes!"
Gao Dafu: "You guys should think about how you replied, hahaha!"
"That Bubu is so ugly, how could I dare to tell the truth? I said Bubu is very pretty, and as a result, I got my leg smashed. Isn't that unfair?!"
"To put it more tactfully, I said that Bubu is above average in appearance and quite pretty, but that's how her suitcase got stolen."
"It's all that stinky bird's fault, it kept egging Bubu on from the side."
"Yes, yes, it's all that bird's fault. Ask Bubu, did his answer annoy you? Did it? If so, beat him up!"
"Yeah, it beat me up, and that bird asked, 'Bubu, are you happy? If not, why don't you steal two more boxes?' My god, whose bird is that? It's so wicked!"
Gao Dafu: "Hahaha, that's quite wicked!"
Lu Xingchen: ...
She decided to remain silent for now, lest the players remember her.
What on earth is Lanlan doing?!
No, no, she has to go check on it!
Lu Xingchen: "Lanlanlanlan, where are you? I'll come find you."
Lanlan: "Busy, don't come any closer!"
Then he stopped replying.
A player recorded a video and posted it online.
In the video, Bubu is standing on a small boat, while Lanlan flies beside her.
Bubu's eyes lit up, her face full of smiles. Holding her black jade cane, she pointed at a player and asked loudly, "Tell me, what do you think of my appearance?"
Players had already checked the chat channel.
His face turned pale: "I...I...I..."
He suddenly raised his fist and smashed it into his eye: "Ouch, I'm blind! I'm blind! I can't see anything!"
Lanlan snorted: "Liar, Bubu, did you enjoy her answer?"
Bubu looked radiant, her eyes full of curiosity: "It's alright, I didn't feel much."
Lanlan: "Then let's snatch one of his boxes. Hey, there's another person over there. Let's ask him."
Bubu raised her black jade cane: "Speak!"
This must be a raft that several players have gathered together, so there are several people on it.
The player was right next to the raft, hiding and avoiding anyone.
When Bubu asked him, he stammered, "You...you look like an angel, you are the most beautiful person in the world, you..."
Bubu: "Disgusting!"
Lanlan: "He doesn't tell the truth, beat him up!"
The player immediately shouted, "To be honest, you're so ugly!"
Bubu: "You're so rude!"
Lanlan: "Yeah, yeah, that's so rude! How can you just call someone ugly? Look at your pathetic face! Bubu, beat him up!"
The player was in despair and yelled, "Ah, I don't want to live anymore!"
With a "plop," he jumped into the sea.
At least if you jump into the sea you can avoid being beaten, and you can come out later.
The video ends here.
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