There was chaos on the field, and the Fengyun team scrambled for the leftovers on the ground. Those who didn't know would think they were rare delicacies in the world.
"I really don't know how those bastards from Dragon Country managed to eat such a delicious meal in the Sheqi Mountains."
"Eat your own food, don't steal the black-bone chicken from my bowl!"
"Captain, how about we secretly follow those bastards from Dragon Country after we finish eating and see how they got all these delicious foods."
Just as the Fengyun team was devouring the delicious food, a cold voice suddenly came.
"Wild dogs, are you satisfied with these leftovers? If not, I'll bring out yesterday's slop for you."
The person who spoke was Long Yi. At this moment, he had a sneer on his face. He stood with his hands behind his back, five meters behind the Fengyun team and looked at them coldly.
As soon as these words were spoken, the members of the Fengyun team were struck by lightning. They didn't know whether to eat the food that was already in front of their mouths or put it down.
One second he swore that he would not pick up Long Yi's leftovers, but the next second he was like a starving ghost, wanting to bury his face in the food.
Anyone who comes here would be so embarrassed that they would use their toes to pick out a three-bedroom, two-living-room apartment.
Yun Xiuyan turned her back to Long Yi, her face red as a monkey's butt. She calmed down a little before turning around, looking righteous and confident:
"This is a martial arts tournament. We must survive by any means necessary. Besides, who would have known this was your leftovers? We saw food on the ground and thought it was provided by the International Martial Arts Alliance."
A sneer appeared on Long Yi's face. Only someone as thick-skinned as Yun Xiuyan would have the nerve to say such a poor excuse and pale explanation.
He shrugged nonchalantly and said jokingly, "It's okay. I'm used to seeing hungry dogs attacking their food. You guys eat yours. I just came back to get something."
Long Yi walked to the place where he had set up camp last night, picked up the blower for the tent, and turned around and said before leaving:
"Just enjoy this rare delicacy slowly and pretend I've never been here."
After being disturbed by Long Yi, the members of the Fengyun team knew that they were ashamed and were so embarrassed that they wished they could find a hole to crawl into.
Yun Xiuyan watched Long Yi leave, clenched her fists fiercely, and said bitterly: "These bastards from Longguo came here deliberately to humiliate us. Since you are so unkind, don't blame me for being unjust!"
One of the team members said, "Captain, if this guy tells others about us picking up leftovers, our army's international image will be severely damaged."
Yun Xiuyan gritted her teeth and said, "He can't get out! This Sheqi Mountain Range is where those bastards from the Dragon Kingdom are buried!"
"Yes, only dead people can't speak!"
After Long Yi walked out of the sight of the Fengyun team, he put the blower into the storage space and walked straight to Bobcat.
Shanmao laughed and said, "You are really something. You even went back to mock them."
"Mockery is still the mildest form. The entire Fengyun team will probably be exhausted soon, so I added some seasoning for them." Long Yi smiled.
The members of the Tianlong team burst into laughter. This farce relieved the high-pressure mood of the past two days.
"Brother Yi, you are really good at disciplining people. It's because of that woman that she looks down on others."
"That's right. If we don't teach them a lesson, they'll really think we're easy to mess with."
"There's no such thing as a free breakfast. We have to make these foreigners pay a price this time."
Suddenly, Yun Xiuyan, who was lining up the team, suddenly changed her expression and clamped her legs together involuntarily, as if she was trying to hold back something that was about to come out.
"Captain, you don't look well. How about we take a break?"
Yun Xiuyan was about to speak, but when her attention was distracted, she could no longer suppress the power brewing in her stomach.
“Puff, puff…”
A sudden fart sound came with a melodious high note, then turned into a hoarse low note, and finally ended with a slight change of tone.
There was a small bulge visible on Yun Xiuyan's combat leather pants, which looked extremely strange.
Her face turned red instantly. What could be more embarrassing than farting loudly in front of your subordinates?
If there is, it would be a series of loud farts!
Yun Xiuyan was like taking a laxative, she let out a series of farts with no intention of stopping. It seemed that it was not just a simple loud fart, but it seemed that there was some kind of private substance mixed in.
The members of the Fengyun team looked at each other, as if they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to. They didn't expect that the goddess would fart, and it was such an unsubtle fart.
But they soon stopped laughing, because they also felt a churning in their stomachs, and a huge force was eager to break out of their bodies!
In an instant, the entire Fengyun team was in chaos, with melodious fart sounds coming one after another.
What's more, some people are not satisfied with just farting, and they just take off their pants and defecate on the spot.
"Damn it, that bastard Long Yi must have poisoned my breakfast."
"I feel like I'm almost exhausted. If we encounter a ferocious beast, I'm afraid we won't be able to fight."
Not far away, behind a big tree, Yun Xiuyan squatted on the ground and defecated. This was the umpteenth time she had defecated, and the severe diarrhea made her severely dehydrated.
Now, let alone exerting the strength of the peak of the Xuan realm, I am afraid that I am not even a match for a warrior in the Huang realm.
"Long Yi! You bastard, if you can make it out of the Sheqi Mountains alive this time, I'll take your last name!"
At this time, the Tianlong team had already hunted down a pack of purple-gold wolves.
Long Yi couldn't stop laughing as he looked at the corpses of more than a dozen wolves on the ground. These were all white demon crystals!
The team members quickly peeled the demon crystal out of the wolf's head in just a few moves. The purple-gold demon crystal was flowing with strange colors and looked very tempting.
An excited smile appeared on Shanmao's face as he said happily, "Long Yi, this is another great harvest. The first place in this martial arts competition must belong to our Long Country!"
Long Yi smiled and said, "Isn't that difficult? With me personally leading the battle, first place is just a piece of cake."
Shanmao patted Long Yi's shoulder and said unhappily, "You're still panting when I tell you you're fat, but if we take first place this time, you'll definitely be the top contributor."
The value of first place in a martial arts competition is quite high internationally. It is not only a recognition of the quality of a country's military, but also reflects the level of a country's martial artists.
If the Tianlong team can help the country win the championship this time, they will be undisputed national heroes, and the rewards they can get will also be very generous.
Shanmao glanced at the bracelet and said, "Long Yi, there are no tasks posted on the bracelet yet. Do we have to look for groups of ferocious beasts in the surrounding area and hunt them?"
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