Chapter 220 I'm here to join this family!
He asked Xie Tianyou tentatively, "Hasn't the prince already come in? If I don't let you in, how can you stand here and talk to me?"
Upon hearing this, Xie Tianyou suddenly looked up at Xiao Lingzhao in surprise.
Did your brother agree to let him in?
His heart was filled with joy. He grabbed Xiao Lingzhao's arm and said excitedly, "Really? Brother, are you really going to let me in? Then, then we will be a family from now on?"
Looking at this excited prince, Xiao Lingzhao was sure——
The "enter the door" that Xie Tianyou mentioned was not the same as the "enter the door" that he mentioned.
What he meant by entering the house was Xie Tianyou lifting his legs and stepping into the house. It was just an action, but Xie Tianyou clearly meant to marry her!
Otherwise, how do we become a family just by walking through the door?
Xiao Lingzhao quickly pulled his arm out of Xie Tianyou's hand as if he was avoiding the plague god.
He stared at Xie Tianyou with unfriendly eyes. He didn't know how a prince could be so ridiculous and shameless!
He gritted his teeth and warned, "My Lord, your so-called entry into the family definitely does not mean that you want to share a wife with me, right? You should not be so ridiculous, right?"
He squeezed out the words "share one wife" from between his teeth with great difficulty.
However, Xie Tianyou didn't understand Xiao Lingzhao's warning. He just kept nodding his head happily, and his kind puppy eyes looked at Xiao Lingzhao with tears in their eyes.
"That's what I mean. That's what I mean! I am willing to be your mistress. I am willing to share a wife with Brother Xiao!"
He grasped Xiao Lingzhao's sleeves and said happily, "Thank you, Brother Xiao, thank you for agreeing to let me in—"
Xiao Lingzhao took a breath of cold air.
What a bold idea!
He immediately sneered, took two steps back and firmly denied it.
"Who agreed? I didn't agree! Not at all! Your Majesty, please don't talk nonsense! I just let you into the mansion to sit for a while out of courtesy. I didn't agree to let you come in and snatch my wife from me! What's the point of you being willing to be my mistress? I don't want to! As long as I'm alive, I will never let you come in and be my mistress!"
Xie Tianyou was stunned.
Why doesn't Brother Xiao agree again?
Thinking of the word "rob" that Brother Xiao said, he suddenly remembered what was said in the storybook: every wife is afraid that the concubine will rob her of her favor after entering the house...
Could it be that Brother Xiao is also afraid that after he gets married, Sister Yuan Wei will favor him alone?
Xie Tianyou pursed his lips.
The script says that if a concubine wants to enter the house, she must show weakness first. She must let the mistress see that she is not a threat to her, and only then will the mistress reluctantly agree to let her enter the house...
So he quickly opened his mouth to express his determination.
"Brother Xiao, don't be afraid. I won't compete with you for Sister Yuan Wei. I will be very obedient and good. When you are with Sister, I will never appear in front of you. If you stay in Sister's room overnight, I will never make trouble and let people call Sister to my place!"
"I have never thought of monopolizing my sister. I don't ask for anything. I just want to see her every day. I swear, even if I get married, my sister will still be yours alone. I can't affect you or anything like that—"
After a pause, he said very obediently, "I am here to join this family, not to destroy it, Brother Xiao, please believe me."
“…”
Xiao Lingzhao stared at the prince in amazement.
Even ruffians and scoundrels could not say such shameless words, but this prince said it!
What do you mean I'm not here to destroy this family, I'm here to join this family? What right does a person who is eager to steal other people's wives and destroy other people's families have to say such things?
So shameless!
Xiao Lingzhao sneered and said without thinking, "Okay, the prince wants me to believe that you won't destroy the relationship between me and Yuan Wei, then you castrate yourself. If you castrate yourself and have no desires, I will believe that you really don't ask for anything!"
Xie Tianyou was a little dumbfounded.
Castrate yourself?
How is this possible?
He covered his lower body and whispered, "I, I...can I not be castrated first? If possible, I also want a child as cute as Yun'er and Yuan'er. My brother has one, and you have one too, so why don't I have one?"
Without waiting for Xiao Lingzhao to speak, he quickly waved his hand and said, "But Brother Xiao, you can rest assured. I really don't want to compete with you for anything. I just want to have a child with my sister so that she will never have the heart to drive me away... Really, as long as we have a child, Brother Xiao, you can just castrate me!"
The veins on Xiao Lingzhao's forehead were throbbing!
Not only does he want to steal his wife, he also wants her to have children. How can you say he doesn't want to compete with him?
Oh!
He really wanted to pick up this prince and throw him into the temple!
Find ninety-nine monks and Taoists to surround this possessed prince and exorcise the evil spirit!
Xiao Lingzhao gritted his teeth to suppress the anger in his heart, telling himself again and again that this prince used to be a self-contained, illiterate fool who didn't know the ways of the world or the rules of society. It was normal for this broken brain that had just recovered to have some minor problems. He just needed to teach him more, and he couldn't bother with a fool.
After telling himself this over and over again, he reluctantly calmed down his anger because the man was a fool.
He took a deep breath.
"Your Majesty, please don't tell me about whether you will get married or not, and I don't want to waste my breath on an ignorant child like you. Just tell me what kind of storybook are you reading, ok?"
"Your first task is to hand in your notebooks and burn them!"
"What kind of rubbish is that that poisons people's hearts? Look at how much of a brainless person you have become because of it!"
Xie Tianyou was scolded as being brainless. He pursed his lips and looked at Xiao Lingzhao, feeling a little aggrieved.
"Brother Xiao..."
Xiao Lingzhao covered his forehead with his hands, his head aching.
"Don't call me Brother Xiao! I'm scared when I hear you call me 'brother'! Calling me brother makes my scalp tingle and my back go numb!"
Xie Tianyou had to swallow back the word "Brother Xiao" that was about to come out of his mouth.
Xiao Lingzhao stretched out his hand, "Take out the notebook."
Xie Tianyou quickly lowered his head, pinching his fingers and saying guiltily, "No, I don't have it with me..."
Xiao Lingzhao slowly withdrew his hand, "You don't want to hand it over, right? Fine, if you don't want to hand it over, then you can leave the Xiao family——"
Before he finished speaking, Xie Tianyou panicked.
Xie Tianyou quickly took out a thin notebook from his arms and hurriedly stuffed it into Xiao Lingzhao's hand that was about to be taken back.
He mustered up the courage and said, "I'll give it to you! You can't chase me away! I'm going in to see Sister Yuan Wei!"
After saying that, he quickly passed by Xiao Lingzhao and ran into the inner room in three steps, fearing that Xiao Lingzhao would grab him by the neck and throw him out of the house.
Xiao Lingzhao glanced at the boy, then lowered his head to look at the rolled-up notebook in his hand.
The elegant and graceful words on the title page instantly caught my eye——
"A Guide to Seducing Husbands into Pampering Concubines and Killing Their Wives"
There is also a line of small words on the side -
《Every Concubine's Essential Secrets》
Looking at these two lines of words, Xiao Lingzhao laughed angrily.
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