Chapter 67 Sudden accident, missing!



The two quarreling aunties both got the money, and the others hurriedly asked.

"I can also quarrel, are you still short of people?"

"I can do that, too. I can even do somersaults and argue at the same time."

Since everyone was so enthusiastic, Qu Suihuan naturally wouldn't refuse.

"Fellow villagers, tonight we will hold a party on the ridge of the field. Please show us your special skills."

"You can perform alone or in collaboration, and I will pay everyone later."

"If you can't perform, just cook a few more dishes and sell them, such as melon seeds, pumpkin cakes, potatoes with chili sauce, etc. Just sell them."

At Qu Suihuan's command, everyone's enthusiasm was aroused and they rushed home in a hurry.

At this moment, Su Yitong and others have returned from leading tourists to experience rural projects.

Compared to Qu Suihuan's high spirits, Su Yitong was exhausted after having been smiling for the entire afternoon.

Cold wild fruits have been prepared at the base camp, and a bowl costs five yuan.

There are also cold potatoes with chili sauce and various wild vegetables, at varying prices.

The tourists were obviously tired, and they enjoyed everything they ate. They devoured everything in no time and cleared out everything at the scene.

Night slowly fell, and Qu Suihuan led everyone to the ridge of the field.

"Please feel free to sit down. Since you are the first group of tourists, please watch the show for free tonight."

Su Yitong, Jiang Shili and others didn't know what happened to her in the afternoon, and could never imagine that there would be such an attractive performance in Dayan Village.

For some reason, Jiang Shili spoke quietly.

“Qu Suihuan, are you sure the villagers here can perform? This is a live broadcast. If something goes wrong, you will be embarrassed.”

"Why don't you go up and sing one?"

Her eyes were full of sincerity, and in the dark night, Jiang Shili was startled for some reason.

He moved his mouth but didn't say anything for a long time.

"Master Jiang, are you scared now? Are you not as good as the villagers here?"

"Whoever can't compete, go ahead."

"Okay, everyone, pay attention. Now, let's welcome our big star Jiang Shili to give everyone the opening performance! Applause!"

There was warm applause at the scene, and Jiang Shili had no choice but to go.

"Then I will sing a song for everyone."

He cleared his throat and began to perform hard.

I thought I gave a pretty good performance and was completely immersed in it, as if I had turned on a separate background music for myself.

The audience sitting on the ridge of the field were able to laugh a few times at first to give courtesy, but they became choked up while laughing.

The same goes for the live broadcast audience.

[You sang very well. Don’t sing it next time. ]

[My habit of embarrassing others has come back again...]

[Jiang Shili, to call him a useless person is an understatement.]

[Can you please cut the camera? I don’t want to make you feel sick so late at night. ]

[So what is Jiang Shili so noble about? He relies on his powerful family background to do evil things. He is not even as good as Qu Suihuan. ]

The comments in the live broadcast room were full of insults, and Jiang Shili’s fans were no match for passers-by.

At the scene, after Jiang Shili finished singing, he looked at the audience with great anticipation.

Unexpectedly, everyone pursed their lips, yawned, took selfies, and didn't want to pay any attention to him.

At that moment, Jiang Shili's self-esteem, which he was proud of, suffered a severe blow, and he retreated to the side dejectedly.

And just in time, the two aunties who were supposed to meet us came over, and they both took the...

Pot lid!

The unaware tourists at the scene were immediately piqued and stared eagerly ahead.

Jiang Shili became even more depressed.

Qu Suihuan stood up, holding a loudspeaker and started.

"Welcome everyone to our special evening show at Dayan Village. Now, light the fire!"

After he finished speaking, Lin Zhuang, who had been squatting beside the haystack, quickly lit a fire.

Suddenly, fires started all around the ridges of the fields. The dim flames reflected on each other's faces, and the atmosphere soared.

"We have prepared a special show for everyone tonight for free. Also, in order to give back to everyone, the villagers have prepared snacks. The whole buffet is only 19.9 yuan. Eat as much as you want!"

The tourists, whose emotions were aroused, applauded in unison.

"Now, please invite our two ladies to bring you 'Shrewish Curse'! Please come!"

audience:???

Xia Mengyue, who had just taken a sip of water, spat it out directly, obviously shocked.

Su Yitong had a look of disdain on her face, as if she was looking at a low-quality product that was not presentable.

The two aunts were not at all stage-shy and stood in the middle with confidence.

Out of decades of comradeship, the two men held hands and bowed to everyone.

The next second...

Bang——

The aunt took the pot lid and knocked it.

Duang——

Everyone was so frightened that they sat up straight and dared not do anything else.

The lady in flowery clothes stretched out her legs first, using her hands and feet to say, "You are crazy!"

The lady in red stomped her feet on the ground and waved her hands in the air: "You are a cheap bastard!"

The two ladies jumped up at the same time and pushed the lid of the pot forward.

Duang——

"You're farting!"

"You're the one who farted!"

As the two men fought, they started picking up mud from the ground and throwing it at each other. When they couldn't throw it away, they started pulling each other's hair. The fight was in a stalemate, and they had endless energy and tricks.

The ultimate vulgarity is the grotesque aesthetic, and the funny scenes make everyone laugh.

The popularity of the live broadcast room soared visibly, and even broke the record since the broadcast started.

The director exclaimed it was magical and the slapping never stopped.

The scene was filled with enthusiasm, and Qu Suihuan clapped and cheered along with everyone.

Jiang Shili, who was standing aside, stared at her and suddenly felt extremely angry.

A person left the party.

After the performance, the tourists at the scene boarded the tour bus and left.

It was only when the money was counted that someone realized what was going on.

My dear, there is more to this chapter. Please click on the next page to continue reading. It’s even more exciting later!

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