Chapter 395 It’s too early to be happy...
The woman's face froze.
Seeing that the situation was not good, he immediately put on a pitiful expression and said.
"Son, Mommy's been standing all day and her feet hurt. Can I stay with you?"
Big Brother: “……?”
Oh my god, this scheming woman!
He actually used this trick!
When the eldest brother heard this, he hurriedly came up to his son and said, "Son, Dad is very tired today too. He has been busy sitting in front of the computer all day. Let Mom go buy it!"
However, when the little boy heard this, he retorted in a baby voice: "Dad said that a real man shouldn't get tired easily! Dad is a real man, Dad is going!"
“…”
The eldest brother's expression suddenly fell.
There's no way to refute this!
After all, I have often instilled in my son the idea that a man should be brave and responsible. I can't just contradict myself in front of my son and say that I am not a man!
I was too happy just now, thinking I had escaped danger, but I didn't expect to fall into the pit again.
The woman felt a little embarrassed when she saw her brother was drunk.
So she quickly changed her tone to a gentle one that could drip with water and encouraged him, "Husband! You are the pillar of our family! In my son's and my heart, you are the best! This time, I'm counting on you~"
The little boy followed suit and said in a baby voice, "Daddy, please~"
Come on, now that’s come to this.
Even if the eldest brother was extremely reluctant, he couldn't find any reason to refuse.
There was no other way, he could only grit his teeth and agree.
Fortunately, the woman didn't really want to laugh at her man. She looked at a stall not far away that was filled with various children's toys. Her eyes suddenly lit up, as if she had found a savior.
"Hubby, if you really feel embarrassed, how about this: go buy a cartoon mask and put it on before buying some sour plum soup!"
The eldest brother turned his head and looked in the direction the woman pointed. After thinking about it carefully, he felt that this idea seemed quite good.
Wearing a mask to recite those awkward lines, others can't see my face, and I feel less socially awkward!
Thinking of this, the eldest brother turned around and strode towards the toy stall without saying a word.
When he arrived at the stall, he immediately asked, "Boss, give me a mask that can cover my entire face."
The owner of the toy stall was stunned. He had been setting up his stall in front of the school for so long, but this was the first time he encountered someone choosing a mask. He didn't care whether the mask looked good or not, but directly asked for one that could cover the entire face.
Could it be that this person is planning to do something shameful?
The toy stall owner hesitated for a moment, looked the elder brother up and down, and saw that he was dressed quite normally and did not look like a bad person.
Decide that it is better to have less trouble than more.
After thinking for a moment, the boss turned around and rummaged through the box behind the stall. After a while, he took out a cartoon pig head mask.
This mask is a bit bigger than other ordinary masks and it can really cover the face well.
The big brother didn't pick too much, he just thought the mask could meet his needs, so he paid for it quickly.
He put the mask on his face and instantly felt much more at ease.
After adjusting the position and confirming that there was no problem, he walked towards the cart.
Ge Tian was drinking sour plum soup when he heard a slight sound of footsteps beside him. He subconsciously turned his head to take a look and was stunned for a moment.
What caught my eye was a pig head mask.
She couldn't help but look at him a few more times, and then out of politeness, she took two steps back to make room for the other person.
Su Chen was also stunned. Yesterday, a bold dragon picture appeared, and today a pig-faced man appeared.
Why are there so many weird people here?
He muttered to himself, but seeing the other party rushing towards the cart, he knew he could not escape.
He had no choice but to bite the bullet again and try to clear his mind and not think too much.
"Hey! I'm... the Shark King! Buy me a cup of sour plum juice, or I'll stab you with my tail needle!"
The eldest brother wore a pig-face mask and clenched his fists tightly. Just like yesterday, he recited the words quickly in the same tone without punctuation.
"That year, under the apricot blossoms and drizzling rain, you said you were the Shark King, but you were wrong in the end."
Su Chen was still immersed in the embarrassment after reciting the words, but when he heard the familiar tone, an impression immediately formed in his mind.
Isn’t this the big brother who came with the child yesterday!
There's no mistaking the tone!
Looking at the figure of the person in front of him again, Su Chen felt more and more familiar with it, and they basically matched.
The eldest brother finished reciting the words with his fists clenched, and his heart was very itchy.
The feeling of embarrassment almost overwhelmed him. In order to divert his attention, he silently began to recite poems in his heart.
I had just recited a sentence when I heard a sudden "puff" sound from the side and someone laughed out loud.
Ge Tian looked at Su Chen, then turned his gaze to his elder brother.
"You two are a pig head and a shark, you are both silly and cute, you are a good match, hahahaha..."
Su Chen: ???
Big Brother: ???
When Su Chen heard Ge Tian say this, his expression became tense and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
It's not that you are being presumptuous...
The eldest brother was wearing a pig-face mask, so his expression at the moment could not be seen clearly, but his fists were clenched even tighter, and his knuckles were a little white from excessive force.
"Um...how many cups of sour plum juice would you like?"
Su Chen spoke in time and successfully saved his elder brother's slightly collapsed mood.
"Six cups!"
This time when ordering food, my brother learned from yesterday's lesson.
No matter what, you have to drink enough at once to avoid having to order again later if it’s not enough.
After saying that, he took out his mobile phone and paid silently.
Ge Tian looked at Su Chen and the customer next to him wearing a pig-face mask with great anticipation, hoping that they would get his jokes.
But who knew that the two of them acted as if they didn't hear it and didn't react at all.
Tsk, I don't understand humor~
Ge Tian curled his lips, tried to make amends for himself, and then turned his attention back to the sour plum soup in his hand.
There are fine osmanthus flowers deposited at the bottom of the cup. With a light sip, a faint fragrance explodes between the lips and teeth.
"Hiha~ So cool~"
Ge Tian looked excited. He turned around and gave his elder brother a thumbs up, unable to wait to express his approval.
"This... uh, Brother Pig, you have good taste. It's really worth it to stock up on six cups at once!"
When the eldest brother heard this, he was petrified on the spot.
Pig brother?
Who is Pig Brother?
I was just wearing a pig face mask, why did you even change my last name?
The eldest brother instinctively wanted to refute and tell the other party that his surname was not Zhu.
But Ge Tian was completely immersed in drinking.
He swallowed the words that were on the tip of his tongue, sighed tiredly, and thought, forget it.
If he gets serious with this girl, he might get a cerebral thrombosis. He doesn't think he and she have the same brain circuits.
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(End of this chapter)
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