Xu Honglian's sarcastic voice sounded incredibly irritating.
Gu Changqing turned around and glared at Xu Honglian.
Xu Honglian puffed out her chest and said in an extremely unfriendly tone, "What are you glaring at me for? Gu Changqing, you're useless. You can only bully your own kind. When someone else shits or pisses on your head, you don't dare to utter a single fart."
"Second sister-in-law, you're going too far by talking about second brother like that."
A sweet voice interrupted, and Lu Huaijiao, who was thought to be sleeping in, covered her mouth with her hand and walked up while yawning.
Gu Changzheng, whose face had been expressionless, immediately stopped and walked back to her side.
"Why are you up?"
The man who used to criticize her for being lazy is now making such a fuss over her being diligent?
Lu Huaijiao gave Gu Changzheng a look: "It's so noisy, how can we sleep?"
Her mind was in turmoil; in the short time she'd lingered in bed, 998 had already recited everything from poems exhortating to study to the Four Books and Five Classics. The moment 998 began reciting the "Memorial to the Master," she could no longer fall asleep.
The "Memorial to the Throne" has always been Lu Huaijiao's nightmare, both in the past and now, she can't bear it.
"Fourth sister-in-law is so lucky. She married a man who is just as lazy as you, sleeping until the sun is high in the sky every day. It's really enviable."
Xu Honglian's sarcastic voice broke in again.
Lu Huaijiao initially didn't want to argue with Xu Honglian, since arguing in the morning was quite a waste of energy. However, seeing Xu Honglian's expression, Lu Huaijiao couldn't help but feel a little uncomfortable.
Why be sarcastic or sarcastic in front of her?
It seems she needs to tell Xu Honglian why the sunset is so red.
"Xu Honglian..."
Gu Changzheng, eager to protect his wife, spoke first.
Lu Huaijiao grabbed his arm, her eyes crinkling with a smile as she said to Xu Honglian, "Second sister-in-law, are you jealous?"
"Who's jealous of a lazybones like you?"
Xu Honglian was very proud.
Before the family split up, she earned five work points every day.
Now that the family has separated, she's incredibly motivated, earning a full eight work points every day at work.
In terms of work points, he was miles ahead of Lu Huaijiao, who only earned two work points a day.
Therefore, he was very proud.
Lu Huaijiao clicked her tongue twice.
Turning to look at Gu Changzheng beside her, she asked, "Can you smell it?"
"Um?"
Gu Changzheng was a little confused.
Lu Huaijiao gave a disdainful "Eh," thinking that Gu Changzheng was no fun and wouldn't cooperate with her.
She wrinkled her nose and turned her head, continuing to say to Xu Honglian, "Second sister-in-law, do you know why second brother doesn't dare to fart even half a fart? Because, you know, your mouth is much stinkier than the stinkiest latrine. If second brother were to fart again, you would really stink to death!"
Upon hearing this, the three people present reacted with varying expressions.
Xu Honglian's eyes widened.
Gu Changqing scratched his head and chuckled.
Gu Changzheng looked down at Lu Huaijiao, his lips curving upwards, revealing his current mood.
His little girl is far too eloquent.
Didn't you see that Xu Honglian's face had turned a deep purplish-red, her lips were trembling, and she was so angry that she couldn't utter a single word?
In this round, Lu Huaijiao won completely!
She slightly raised her chin and called to her 'follower'.
"Gu Changzheng, what are you standing there for? Do you really want to become the lazybones everyone talks about? Get to work."
Once upon a time, a girl known for her laziness and spoiled nature now has the right to call others lazy?
I wonder if she felt guilty?
In short, Gu Changzheng felt like laughing when he heard this.
The tall figure followed the petite figure as they headed towards the warehouse.
Lu Huaijiao wore a faint smile, appearing very dignified, but in her mind, she was 'bragging' (bargaining) with 998.
"How about that? Pretty conscientious, right? Not only did I go to work myself, but I also dragged that lazybones Gu Changzheng to work with me. Shouldn't you give me a little more points?"
998 hehe.
'Lu Huaijiao, have you ever weighed your own skin? Do you know how much thicker your skin is than a city wall?'
'You're praising my face as being as majestic and magnificent as the Great Wall? 998, this is a classic example of your ignorance. How can my beautiful face be compared to the Great Wall?'
'We're not even the same type, okay? Seriously, you can't even use a proper metaphor. Those poems about studying that you memorized this morning, were they from cheating?'
998: ...
Please, God, give it a pair of hands immediately, and it promises not to kill Lu Huaijiao.
This is utter nonsense! It's infuriating the system!
998 was so angry that it didn't want to talk and voluntarily withdrew, cutting off its connection with Lu Huaijiao.
The blow was too severe; I need to recover properly.
Lu Huaijiao: ? ? ?
You got angry and embarrassed after the truth was discovered? Sigh, Little 998 is still too green!
Gu Changzheng looked at the person beside him, shaking his head and looking regretful, and couldn't help but laugh: "What's wrong? You look like you're fiddling with a brain worm."
"Bai Nao Chong" is a dialect term meaning to shake one's head.
It's those green, fleshy worms that grow on vegetables or wild leaves. If they're touched by something, they'll keep shaking their heads.
Gu Changzheng's description sent a shiver down Lu Huaijiao's spine, giving her goosebumps.
"Gu Changzheng, can't you speak properly?"
Why would you use the insect she fears most to describe something that's perfectly normal?
The thought of those soft, fleshy worms made Lu Huaijiao's skin crawl.
He rubbed his arms with both hands and shook his head vigorously.
That's terrifying.
"Gu Changzheng, apologize now."
Gu Changzheng: ...
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