Lu Cijiu was really curious about the panda spirit, but if he praised it directly in front of Boss Diao, he would be courting death, and he might never see the panda spirit in his lifetime.
Of course, it was a direct and desperate praise of Gong Xichao.
Start blowing rainbow farts.
"Brother Gong, the vegetables you washed today are amazing. They're so juicy and fresh. They'll definitely taste great when stir-fried."
"Wow, he's worthy of being my brother Gong. He's generous, handsome, open-minded, and very magnanimous."
Gong Xichao had just handed a sour-looking grape to Dalong. Facing Lu Cijiu's praise, a smile slowly crossed her beautiful, cold and frosty face. She then stared at the sour grape in Dalong's hand, took it away, and replaced it with another.
"Uncle is really awesome. This one looks very sweet. Dalong, try it. Uncle Gong loves you so much." Lu Cijiu continued to blow.
Dalong held the crystal-clear grapes, a puzzled look on his face. He felt as if the grapes in his hand were no longer grapes. He took a cautious bite, nodded, and said, "Uncle, these are really sweet. Thank you."
Gong Xichao holding the sour grapes: ...No need to thank me, the sweet one was originally his.
This kind of flattery lasted for a whole day. Gong Xichao was quite happy at first, but later he was blown away by Lu Cijiu. Especially at night, when the two of them went to bed, Lu Cijiu even flattered him there——
"Look at this sculpture, it's so big—"
Gong Xichao's face flushed with shyness, and he said shyly, "Wife, it's ok."
"I mean it all sincerely."
Gong Xichao was touched, his wife really loved him.
Then they had a wild and wild time. Afterwards, Lu Cijiu took advantage of Gong Xichao's relaxed and happy mood and said, "Brother Gong, are you happy? Can I go to work with you tomorrow?"
"OK."
Gong Xichao is very easy to talk to. My wife just wants to work with him, so of course I have to satisfy her.
The next day, after breakfast, Lu Cijiu and Gong Xichao rode their bicycles to work. Arriving at the Special Department, it had changed somewhat since their first visit, becoming more vibrant. There were more humans and demons coming and going, as well as people from the training department and those rushing to register. There was also a black tower building in the back.
Gong Xichao followed his wife's gaze and said, "It's about the monsters who cause trouble and break the rules."
After thinking for a moment, he added, "I set up formations and barriers, from low to high."
Gong Xichao's explanation was simple, and Lu Cijiu's tacit understanding was also there, completing the explanation. This tower was quite large, with nine floors in total. It was enclosed in a formation barrier, specifically designed to trap monsters. Only someone more powerful than Gong Xichao could break out, otherwise the monsters' shouting inside would be inaudible outside.
Depending on the extent of the trouble the monster causes, the bottom three floors are basically enough, and the top six floors are all empty.
There are monsters who deliver meals on time every day.
When Gong Xichao mentioned it, he couldn't help but sigh: "The conditions are much better than when I was there."
The tone was a bit strange, like that of a veteran cadre. Lu Cijiu asked, "What were you like back then?"
"Most of the time, it was just monsters fighting each other. It was common for the loser to have their treasures robbed by the crippled Taoist priests. It was also common for the demon's elixir to dissolve and the body to die." Gong Xichao saw his wife's curiosity and thought for a moment. "This was during my time. Later, humans rose to prominence, and there were some pretty good and powerful Taoist priests—"
"Have they ever caught you?" Lu Cijiu was very curious.
Gong Xichao looked puzzled. "They didn't recognize me at all. They just brushed past me and yelled at a tiger demon not to run away. Then they were knocked down by that tiger demon. They tried to rip out their hearts, but I thought they were an eyesore and saved them."
Lu Bijiu: ...
"In the end, those two Taoists wanted to take me as their master." Gong Xichao said proudly.
Monsters have long lives, especially the great ones. To the ancient Daluo immortals, Gong Xichao's four thousand years might be nothing, but to monsters with centuries of experience, Gong Xichao is truly a figure to be admired. In the past, when there were phoenixes, dragons, and all sorts of legendary monsters and immortals, Gong Xichao was young, his consciousness sealed, and he was in a daze. By the time he regained consciousness, he had come a long way.
I don't have the impression that I suffered any hardship.
In ancient times, the strong were respected, and casual fights and deaths were not a big deal. However, Gong Xichao did not have the habit of treating demon lives lightly and attacking them ruthlessly. He lived a relatively short life.
The human world was at peace during the Xia Dynasty, while the Heavenly Court remained in hiding, refraining from interfering in the affairs of the Three Realms. The demon race withered, retreating to Northern Julu Continent, while the Witch Ancestor retreated to the netherworld. The Three Realms were at peace, and with abundant spiritual energy, some self-cultivating demons roamed the human world.
Gong Xichao was no longer in Northern Juluzhou, and the monsters guarding there looked down on his Kunpeng bloodline. He could only wander the human world, seemingly unbeatable, but eventually grew lonely and sought a place to sleep.
He wakes up once every thousand years, and when he gets bored he will go for a stroll in the human territory.
There are not many vivid memories from the past four thousand years. They all seem to be insignificant and hazy. If Lu Cijiu had not been a Taoist priest, Gong Xichao would not be able to remember them.
He now loves the Taoist priest so much that he also takes a second look at him.
"Of course I refused. They are dull and not as cute as you, my wife," said Gong Xichao.
Lu Cijiu: ...Are you looking for an apprentice or a boyfriend?
What do you want to be cute?
He seldom heard Gong Xichao talk about the past, and every time Gong Xichao talked about it, he found it very interesting.
"So the Underworld was originally the territory of the Wuzu," Lu Cijiu said. He hadn't known this before.
Gong Xichao didn't have much genuine feeling for the feud between the two tribes. The demon tribe all despised him, so was he really going to take the blame for the demon tribe? Gong Xichao had no thoughts of faction; he was just himself.
So last time in the underworld, when the succubus and Shura escaped, Gong Xichao didn't mind helping to find them. If he didn't look for them, his wife would be the one who would be tired.
Lu Cijiu wasn't one to form factions. China still had fifty-six ethnic groups. As long as the other side didn't cause trouble, it would be fine for everyone to just close the door and live their own lives.
"Since we are here, let's go and take a look at the tower. I haven't seen it yet." Lu Cijiu treated himself as a tourist and said casually.
He had inquired about it. A panda had turned into a spirit and was stealing people's mobile phones to play with. This was originally a trivial matter, but the country valued pandas and suggested that force should be avoided as much as possible. Then Gong Xichao was annoyed. Why?
Pandas that break the law are subject to the same penalties as other monsters.
No matter how cute you are, you can’t be as cute as me!
Who is the boss of the special department?
Gong Xichao was very angry. With a cold face, he used the excuse that fairies were under the jurisdiction of a special department, and insisted on taking the goblins back, and then locked them up under the tower.
As soon as Lu Cijiu said with a tourist face that he wanted to visit the tower, Gong Xichao turned around to look at him with a shrewd and sharp gaze, completely unlike the usual silly Diao Zong.
"What's wrong?" Lu Cijiu acted very calmly, as if possessed by Daji, and said with a smile: "Brother Gong, can't I?"
Of course you can.
My wife just wants to see the tower. Even though there are pandas under the tower. Gong Xichao: "Who is the cutest?"
Lu Cijiu: ...holding back laughter.
Gong Xichao was no fool, and he'd probably figured it out, but he still let him watch. Lu Cijiu immediately started to flatter him, "There's no one in this world cuter than Brother Gong, no, a demon!"
“…Let’s go.” Gong Xichao raised the corners of his mouth slightly, looked ahead, and took his wife to see the giant pandas.
It's just a black and white panda spirit!
The tower is a delicate tower with eight sides in total. Each side has a glass window, which is usually used to deliver meals.
Looking through the glass window, I saw a chubby black and white giant panda scratching its belly with its limbs spread out, scratching its belly and rapping with its tongue.
The road bids farewell to the old mood: ...
"See, he's just a guy who picks his toes." Gong Xichao took the opportunity to diss.
If it weren't for that unfocused rap that sounded like reciting a text, it would have been a bit distracting, but the image is still very cute, adorable and adorable. Pandas are indeed a national treasure.
Watch for free without spending any money.
Seeing his wife fascinated, Gong Xichao leaned over with a cold face and got close. Lu Cijiu smiled and gave her a kiss. Gong Xichao said on the spot: ...
She said unnaturally, "You can touch it if you like." Then she felt like she was being bewitched, and quickly added coldly, "You can only touch it once."
"Is it okay? Yeah, yeah."
Gong Xichao opened the door, and the panda spirit who was sitting inside, picking his feet and singing rap, sat down obediently with his legs together. However, because he was too fat, he fell down like a tumbler before he could sit firmly.
So cute!!! Lu Cijiu cried in his heart.
In the past, at the zoo, we watched pandas through glass. The keepers would watch over us to prevent visitors from tapping the glass, and they prohibited flash photography. They would also start to clear visitors out every one or two minutes because there were too many people watching the pandas!!!
It was really a quick tour.
Where can I get close to a panda? It's a dream come true. Now, the giant panda is right in front of him. Lu Cijiu is really a little excited. "Can I really touch it?" He won't be caught by the keeper. It won't be illegal, right?
"You can only touch it once, not his belly, only his head." Gong Xichao suggested, staring at Lu Cijiu's hand with a sharp gaze.
Lu Cijiu was so happy, he touched the panda, and touched its head, which was something he had never been able to do in his entire life!!!
So he excitedly raised his hand and said to the panda: "Hello, let me touch your head--" Wow, it's so soft!
"I am Lu Cijiu."
Lu Cijiu touched his hand and didn't want to remove it, so he politely introduced it. Then he heard the panda curse in Sichuan dialect, "You shovel!", his panda eyes widened, and with a bang, the adorable giant panda turned into a middle-aged, overweight uncle.
His hand was still on the uncle's head, and the kind and friendly smile on his face gradually froze.
Lu Cijiu couldn't believe it. "Him? Panda? Him?"
"Boss lady! Don't get close to me." Uncle Panda Spirit.
Gong Xichao glanced at the panda spirit, "Laozi?"
"I, I, I." The panda spirit was frightened and emphasized, speaking in a clear voice: "Boss lady, don't touch me."
Lu Cijiu: ...the filter is shattered all over the floor.
"Sorry to bother you." Lu Cijiu withdrew his hand from the panda spirit uncle's head. It seemed to be still greasy, and he felt even sadder. It was like meeting the male idol online in private, but the other party turned out to be a big guy who picked his feet. It was too miserable.
Gong Xichao was in a good mood, on the contrary. Before leaving the tower, he saw the panda spirit and said, "Well done."
"Goodbye, boss."
"Boss, come back next time."
Lu Bijiu: ...
Bye. He might be haunted by pandas for the next six months.
After seeing the panda, Lu Ci drank a large jar of water in Minister Gong's office with a look of despair, and only then did he recover from the shock.
"If you like, you can loan him to our office to be a doorman." Gong Xichao said lightly.
Lu Cijiu almost choked on the water and waved his hands repeatedly, "Sorry for disturbing you."
The panda guarding the gate, he really wasn't afraid of being reported by netizens and having his whole family sent to jail. Stealing pandas or something. He also realized that Gong Xichao was teasing him on purpose.
Lu Cijiu said, "But if you want, I can't help it. My family is in need of a doorman."
There is no doubt that the scumbag has a tone.
Gong Xichao: ...Angry!
"He's so old but still able to be a gatekeeper, his legs and feet are still nimble!" Gong Xichao retorted.
Of course Lu Cijiu knew that Gong Xichao would not agree, so he deliberately said: "It's okay, he looks to be in his forties, which is middle-aged in human years, and he is still strong and healthy. He can be a gatekeeper." Seeing that Gong Xichao was about to die of anger, Lu Cijiu thought, "That's enough, that's enough. This is too much. He should cry in bed tonight."
Then he pretended to think and said regretfully, "But you're right, he's fat, so I'd better not trouble Uncle Panda."
Gong Xichao… "That's right. Besides, he's so old and suddenly became a spirit. His talent is stupid and it's a disgrace to our shelter."
That wouldn't happen, really. The panda guards the door for them, it's their face, okay? Lu Cijiu thought but didn't mention it, "You're right. But how did it suddenly become a spirit?"
"The spiritual energy in this world is becoming more and more abundant." Gong Xichao didn't care about this, but for the little demon who relied on spiritual energy for cultivation, the gap was obvious.
Some of those with talent previously had their spiritual awareness just beginning to develop, but due to poor environments, even after a hundred years of cultivation, they still couldn't transform into a human form. Instead, their demonic bodies were consumed during this time. For example, the panda spirit was eighteen years old, in panda years, which made him considered an old man in the panda world.
If pandas are well cared for by their keepers, their lifespan is about 25 years.
At fifteen, the panda spirit's consciousness began to develop, but it was only slightly smarter and more agile than an ordinary panda, without any magic or the ability to transform into a human form. Every day, he would pick his belly and be exhibited, eating and sleeping. But in recent months, his brain has become more and more agile, and his body has swelled up, which has frightened the pandas.
Realizing that he was different, the panda was changing buses to get a physical examination that day. He lost control, escaped from the cage, and snatched the cell phone of a human tourist. He wanted to find out what happened to him.
Lu Cijiu heard: ...
"Are you afraid of being scared to death by asking Baidu about your illness?"
If you have a fever or a cold, according to Baidu, it means you are in the late stage of cancer. Sorry, just wait to die.
After the panda snatched the phone, the keeper was so strong that he didn't dare to use force. After all, it was a national treasure. He evacuated the guests first, and the lady whose phone was snatched went to the reception office to wait for a while.
Then the panda turned into a middle-aged man in front of the keeper, holding a pink diamond-decorated mobile phone in his hand.
The keeper was terrified. "Who are you, uncle? Where's the panda? Did he lose it? He'd bankrupt himself and still not be able to pay it back..."
Take the example of the panda, where we can see the influence of abundant spiritual energy.
To monsters, it’s the difference between ordinary peaches and flat peaches.
So Gong Xichao has been very busy recently.
Lu Cijiu knew that the spiritual energy was becoming abundant. Since they knew that Dalong Mama was not in this world, and the spiritual energy of this world was gradually replenishing, they had a guess. "So it is more spiritual now. So, what do you think, will Dalong Mama Hu Qingqing and the others come back?"
"That's possible." Gong Xichao said.
Lu Cijiu was very happy, happy for the kids and happy for Mr. Sang.
Gong Xichao didn't say anything. The spiritual energy was abundant, and the thing that released the succubus Shura was also repairing rapidly.
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