The female ghost laughed. This old woman was an immortal when she was a human. Now she is a ghost and she still uses her human ways. Does she think that you can give in to her just because you are older?
Street offerings are being made to lonely ghosts. After hearing the Taoist priest's incantations, the ghosts' bodies relax and their spirits are refreshed. Not to mention the delicious offerings. It's obvious that this is a highly skilled Taoist priest doing good deeds.
This old woman still dares to talk nonsense.
Died of laughter.
"You! Ouch, someone is bullying a ghost." The old lady couldn't say anything, so she lay down on the ground and started to make a scene.
Gong Xichao took a step back in disdain, his whole body emitting the cold aura of a great devil. Lu Cijiu stopped his eldest son from hitting his hand and said, "Calm down, she's dead--"
"He hasn't died yet." Gong Xichao said coldly.
The howling old woman: ...
Excuse me.
The old woman took off at the speed of light and floated away.
Lu Cijiu stroked the fur of his still angry eldest son and said, "Why are you bothering with her? This ghost has a face like that because her son was unfilial when he was alive and had no sacrifices after his death. She has done so many bad things that it will not be her turn to be reincarnated." Even if she was reincarnated, it would not be humane.
The female ghost heard this and said, "The Taoist priest is truly amazing. That old woman was helping her evil son to punish his wife when he beat her. She died when she was harassing the police and throwing a tantrum. Later, her son was put in jail, and her wife divorced her. Three years after her death, she still hasn't been reincarnated. No one offers sacrifices to her, no incense, no winter clothes. Every Ghost Festival, she comes out to snatch food everywhere. It's really annoying."
When the people at the scene heard this, they said: ...
I don’t know whether I should be afraid of ghosts or sigh and do good deeds/teach my children in the future.
Lu Cijiu looked at the living people and laughed twice. Then he added belatedly, "Brother Gong was just teasing that old lady. How could she be 4,800 years old?"
"Why not?" Gong Xichao raised his brows, his eyes flashing with a cold light: "Do you think I'm too old?"
Lu Bijiu: ...
"No, no, that's not the case. Brother Gong is young and handsome, how could he be old!" Lu Cijiu Zhengyi said, while showing a smile to driver Lin and others that said, "Please forgive the child for his poor brain."
Several people: ...
The ritual hadn't finished yet, so there was nothing he could do about being interrupted. Lu Cijiu quickly changed the subject and got down to business. "Did something happen to your car? Is it stained with blood?"
"A few days ago, I accidentally hit and killed a stray dog." Driver Lin felt sympathetic.
That's it.
As the Ghost Festival approached, the yang energy was low and the yin energy was high. Coupled with the fact that the car body was stained with life, it had accidentally become a hearse. Lu Cijiu took some talisman paper and burned it in front of the car. He recited a mantra for the rebirth of the dead. Suddenly, a small, cream-colored stray dog appeared in front of the car, whimpering and circling around Lu Cijiu.
"Go ahead."
The puppy barked twice to say goodbye to the old year, expressing his gratitude, and then followed the light.
"You guys have low yang energy, so don't walk at night for the next few days. Just be careful."
"Master, do you have any talisman paper? I'd like to ask for a favor." Driver Lin had heard Wang Yue'e say that Master Lu had a talisman, so he pulled out his phone and said, "Three thousand, right? I'll transfer the money."
It’s pitch black on the way back, who knows if I’ll encounter ghosts again?
"Three thousand? That's so expensive. Are you robbing me? You want money for doing good deeds?" The male passenger was unwilling to pay.
Shen Jianan and Xiao Xu also thought it was expensive, but they were both timid and were really scared tonight, so they gritted their teeth and bought it. It was better than encountering a ghost later. Today's ghost didn't hurt anyone, but what if it was an evil ghost?
"Master, I'll buy it."
Lu Cijiu glanced at the male passenger who was complaining about the price, drew a talisman with his hand, and handed it to the other three people. "Three hundred will be enough." The three of them looked not wealthy at all. After saying this, he thought of something and secretly glanced at Diao Zong.
You won’t be angry if it’s so cheap, right?
"He can't get away with it." Gong Xichao pointed coldly at the man who talked too much with his chin.
Lu Cijiu nodded without thinking: "Okay."
Gong Xichao's expression looked slightly better. Humans just love to do good things, but they still listen to him.
The male passenger was about to argue, but Gong Xichao gave him a cold look, and he froze in his tracks, reluctantly getting into the car. Driver Lin, now armed with the amulet, felt a little more confident. Before leaving, he saw Master Lu continue his ritual.
Those wandering ghosts lined up obediently, bathing in Master Lu's spell with a comfortable look on their faces, and then received food and warm clothes, and thanked him politely and respectfully.
For some reason, Driver Lin didn't feel so scared anymore.
Ghosts can be divided into good and bad.
After crossing the bridge, Shen Jianan did some online research and said, "There's actually news about this. Three years ago, a 76-year-old woman went to the police station to make a scene over her rapist son, and then suddenly suffered a heart attack and collapsed..."
"Are the police officers okay? They were scammed by such a bad guy." Xiao Xu said.
Now that I'm safe, I can think of talking about what happened tonight.
Shen Jiannan glanced at the online comments, all of which were gratifying, well done, the bad guys have gotten older, and there is no age limit for bad guys, etc.
"The law enforcement process was monitored, and they didn't touch her at all. She should be fine." Then he said, "If I tell anyone about what happened tonight, no one will believe it. It's too unbelievable. I can't help but post on Weibo. By the way, what is Master Lu's full name?"
Driver Lin: "The road is saying goodbye to the old. Saying goodbye to the old and welcoming the new."
"Master Lin, how do you know Master Lu?" Xiao Xu asked.
Driver Lin recounted his entire encounter with Master Lu, inevitably adding a touch of legend. "I knew this young man was extraordinary the first time I met him. He exuded a spiritual and righteous aura, and it was obvious he had a kind heart. Later, he even helped Wang Yue'e's daughter regain her soul..."
"Oh, Master Lu has a Weibo account?! Is it really him?" Shen Jiannan was surprised, holding her phone. After editing, she thought of @ing him, but she didn't expect it was a real person. She clicked on the profile and read: "Metaphysics, Feng Shui, Food, and Raising Cub Blogger."
???
…
The practice at the intersection continued until the early morning.
The kids were supposed to be asleep at nine, and it was already late. Lu Cijiu coaxed Diao Zong to take the kids back to bed. But a few minutes later, Gong Xichao came back, so fast that Lu Cijiu thought Gong Xichao had just packed up and tossed the kids into bed.
"So soon? Bedtime story? Are they asleep?"
Gong Xichao was questioned and said with an unhappy look on his face: "I told you."
"Can I listen?" Lu Cijiu saw that his eldest son was about to get angry, so he quickly said, "I haven't heard you tell a story yet."
Gong Xichao looked a little uneasy. This human really loved to act like a spoiled child in a crowd of people/ghosts. He thought of something and said lightly, "I told you a simple little story."
"Oh." Lu Cijiu didn't ask any more questions and continued to perform the ritual.
The meeting ended in the early morning. Lu Cijiu packed up his things and the two returned to the station.
He was used to going to bed early and getting up early. Tonight he had been doing rituals for half the night and was extremely sleepy after washing up. He heard Gong Xichao muttering something about the first calamity of the dragon and phoenix, one of the five great calamities in ancient times. He was so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes. In his mind, he wanted his eldest son to go to bed early and not tell him stories late at night, but he just made a mumbling sound.
Gong Xichao finished speaking and said that he would also tell a bedtime story.
"Human?"
“Huff~”
Gong Xichao: Angry!
Show your back to humans and let them reflect on themselves.
Lu Cijiu had no idea what the tantrum was about. He had a dream all night. In the dream, the diao became miniature and became a cute, chubby blue fish. It was so well-behaved that it chased after him and called him "Daddy".
I woke up with a smile on my face.
What a beautiful dream.
The road bids farewell to the old days with a sigh.
Then he found that his eldest son seemed to be in a bad mood after waking up. He was sitting by the bed, dressed neatly and staring at him.
Lu Cijiu:...Oh, if I had known this, I would have slept a little longer.
With a smile on his face, he said, "Good morning, Brother Gong. How did you sleep? I slept really well. I don't know what happened last night, but I dreamed of you. You were so cute in my dream, ahem, so handsome."
Gong Xichao had a cold face that was ready to settle an account. After hearing this, he felt a little strange and asked pretentiously, "Did you really dream about me?"
"Really, really, this is the first time I woke up laughing from a dream." Lu Cijiu saw that Boss Diao's expression had eased and quickly patted him on the butt.
Bedtime stories are not useless.
The human dreamed about him all night. Gong Xichao's expression relaxed. He glanced at the sleeping human with messy curly hair and said, "Human, cook. I'm hungry."
He was so angry that he couldn't sleep all night!
Lu Cijiu:...Alas, the little fat fish is still the cutest. I wonder what Diao Zong’s Kun cub looks like.
If I were really as chubby as in the dream, I would want to suck it.
The kids got up a little late today because they went to bed late last night.
With sleepy faces and holding their bottles, they sat in a row on the jade beds in the yard to bask in the sun. The morning sun was gentle and warm but not at all hot.
Lu Cijiu cooked a pot of eight-treasure porridge and fried some egg pancakes.
Dalong finished his milk first, washed the bottle, and went to the kitchen to help serve the food. Tail followed behind.
"What bedtime story did Uncle Gong tell you last night?" Lu Cijiu was quite curious. Could kids like Long Feng Chujie understand it?
Dalong puffed his cheeks and said, "Nothing."
"What's wrong?"
Tail added in a low voice: "Uncle Gong let us sleep."
???
Got it, a short bedtime story, just about sleeping.
Lu Cijiu pinched Dalong's cheek and said, "Don't be angry, Uncle Gong may not tell stories." Then he thought of the story of the dragon and the phoenix fighting in his ears before he went to sleep.
Um……
A family of six finished breakfast in the yard.
Lu Cijiu discovered that someone was following him on Weibo and even reposting his videos.
I clicked on it and saw that they were the two girls I rescued last night.
Lu Cijiu didn't take this matter to heart because he was busy with another thing now.
Because the tail had six extra tails, the back of his shorts bulged out and he felt very uncomfortable. He held it in for the whole morning and his little face turned red. After Lu Cijiu discovered it, the tail said that it was uncomfortable and painful.
Ask Gong Xichao.
"Open."
Tail shyly covered Little Jiji's hand, "Jiujiu, stop it."
"We can't just keep holding it in forever." Lu Cijiu frowned, looked at Dalong, and asked, "Dalong's horns can be retracted, so can this tail?"
Gong Xichao: "The deception I used still exists. Besides, the little dragon's horns have grown in, but is the fox's tail complete?"
Dalong, who was called Xiaolong, raised his chubby face silently and emphasized stubbornly: "Big, very big."
Lu Cijiu: ...Hahaha, what a little cutie.
"It's a big dragon." Lu Cijiu petted the big dragon and brought the topic back to the topic, "But you can't let the front of the tail be exposed to the sun while the back has six tails exposed."
Tail nodded pitifully in agreement. When he saw Dudu, his eyes suddenly lit up and he said, "Jiujiu, I can wear a skirt."
He felt that he was very smart.
Showing a fox's clever smile.
Lu Cijiu: ...? Honey, are you sure?
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