In the end, it doesn’t matter whether there are ghosts or not or what the plot is. In the second half, Lu Cijiu’s mind is full of Gong Xichao’s big joke!
Because it was in a movie theater, he had no choice but to stop after he responded quietly.
I'm very angry.
I don't know what they were comparing, but as soon as the movie ended, Lu Cijiu immediately said, "My breasts are big too."
After saying: "..."
He might really be bewitched by Gong Xichao.
"Really? Let me see." Gong Xichao took advantage of the situation.
Lu Cijiu said, "...what the hell are you looking at?" He felt a bit stuffy up there, fanning himself with his hands and saying, "Let's go, let's go. It's so stuffy in here."
"Lu Cijiu, are you shy? I can show you mine. If you want to see it—"
“I don’t want to watch this!!!” Who wants to watch this!!! Lu Cijiu was furious.
Gong Xichao said with delight and doting, "Oh, no, no, no."
Lu Bijiu: ...
"Gong! Xi! Chao!" Lu Cijiu shouted, watching everyone stare at them. Some of her besties excitedly said, "A gay friend is coming to the movie. He's so handsome." "The bottom looks so irritable." "Is he a boy? I thought he was a girl when I saw his long hair. He's so tall! A top with long hair is so special and special."
Lu Cijiu:... "Let's go, let's go." He pulled Gong Xichao and ran away quickly.
After leaving the cinema, Lu Cijiu said earnestly: "Don't watch movies blindly every day, so that you won't become greasy at a young age." He also imitated the doting behavior of other doting bosses.
Gong Xichao strolled leisurely behind Lu Cijiu with his long legs and said happily, "Lu Cijiu, do you think I'm young? Then there's no age difference between us. What they say online isn't accurate."
Is this the key point? Lu Cijiu wanted to hammer Gong Xichao's carved head.
"What online?" he asked suspiciously.
Gong Xichao didn't see Lu Cijiu getting angry, so he told her everything: "I asked online before how to pursue straight men, and netizens asked me for details——"
"Are you talking about me?" Lu Cijiu was very afraid of the messages from Gong Xichao, this silly and naive guy.
Gong Xichao looked like he was not stupid. "Of course not. I just said you're a ghost catcher and I'm Kunpeng. There's a difference of more than 4,000 years between us. How can I catch him?"
Lu Cijiu: Hit despair in the face.
"Aren't you curious about what netizens say?" Gong Xichao asked.
Lu Cijiu said in despair, "Compared to the age difference, the species difference is even greater." Thinking of this, gender became irrelevant. After thinking this, Lu Cijiu was stunned. Had he been led astray by Gong Xichao? How could he think that gender was not an issue!!!
I quickly changed my train of thought, "The netizens didn't criticize you, did they? They said you had a green sticker or something."
Gong Xichao was very proud. "My post has become a five-page building and has even gained a lot of attention. This shows that everyone is optimistic about our love."
No, we are not together, so there is love?
Has love ever asked the parties involved to say goodbye to the old ways?
Lu Cijiu felt unhappy, but he really didn't have the energy to argue with Gong Xichao about this issue. He couldn't win.
After watching the movie at around five o'clock, Lu Cijiu called Sang Jinghong. The kids had a great time and had a meal in the park. Sang Jinghong told Lu Cijiu not to worry, as they would play for a while in the evening and might be home around eight o'clock.
Gong Xichao nodded happily and said, "Sang Jinghong is a nice person."
Lu Cijiu: ...Because you are the one who brought the light bulb?
He could now sync up with Gong Xichao's train of thought. It was simply terrifying. Lu Cijiu turned around and sent a voice message to Dou Qinglan, saying that they would be back later and that they should just grab a bite to eat. If they couldn't, they could make instant noodles; there was some in the cupboard.
"Huh, this Green Arrow."
Lu Cijiu: "I'm not cheating on you. Xiaodouren is pretty good, quite cute..."
"Do you like the green tea kind?" Gong Xichao narrowed his eyes slightly and spoke in a cold voice.
Lu Cijiu: "...I don't like the pea blue color."
Gong Xichao had visibly returned to his normal self, his coldness gone, his eyes no longer threatening. Lu Cijiu jokingly said, "That's not the case. I'm 4,800 years old, so I'm quite capable."
"I can wait for you, but if anyone dares to cut in line, I'll kill him." Gong Xichao said fiercely, "I'm the only one in this line!"
"..." Lu Cijiu changed the subject: "What do you want to eat? I'll treat you."
Gong Xichao: "Steak, candlelight dinner."
"Tell me what you like to eat. Don't believe the tips given to you by netizens. Do you like to eat this?" Lu Cijiu asked back. He didn't believe it.
Gong Xichao hesitated and said, "Ice cream and cake, I want strawberry and chocolate flavors."
Tangled ink is still trying to show the domineering personality. Lu Cijiu said jokingly: "Let's go, Diao Tiantian."
Regardless of whether it is appropriate to eat dessert at mealtime, Lu Cijiu does not want to treat Gong Xichao as a cub and take care of him. Since he has promised Gong Xichao and regards Gong Xichao as an adult male, especially since the other party has expressed his intention to pursue him, Lu Cijiu also takes Gong Xichao seriously.
I don't want to be perfunctory or coax the other person.
The two went to the cake shop first, bought strawberry mousse and Black Forest cakes, packed the cakes and went upstairs to the restaurant. While queuing to buy milk tea, they met the couple who the man in the movie said there was a ghost.
The other party is also buying.
"...It's okay, I'll go with you to worship tomorrow." The woman was coaxing the man.
The man said, "You know, I've been sensitive to this since I was a child."
"We grew up together, how could I not know this? Blame me for bringing you to see this."
It was obvious that the two of them had a good relationship. Their childhood friendship turned into love and they tolerated each other.
Lu Cijiu glanced at the couple. They were about twenty-five or twenty-six years old, the man thin and fair, the woman handsome and dashing, standing together in perfect harmony. Listening to their conversation, he wondered if the man, like the children at Qingyang Temple, was born with the ability to see ghosts.
If that's the case, there's something really wrong with that cinema.
"Excuse me, we just watched the same movie and we sat in the front row. I want to ask, were you born with the ability to see ghosts and gossips?" Lu Cijiu asked directly.
The couple was stunned for a moment, their eyes hesitant, and finally the woman said: "No, my boyfriend is just sensitive to dirty things."
"That's right, what happened? Did you see it just now?" The man was still a little scared when he mentioned that.
Lu Cijiu shook his head, "No."
It was because of the absence that I felt it was strange. As for Gong Xichao not noticing this, it was not strange at all. Gong Xichao was thinking about other things the whole time!
The couple might have thought Lu Cijiu was strange, wondering why he was asking so suddenly when he hadn't seen him. They smiled politely and quickly left with their milk tea.
They had already bought milk tea. Gong Xichao ordered a large one with ice cream and boba, took a sip, and frowned.
Lu Cijiu: "What's wrong? Is it not tasty?"
"Try it." Gong Xichao handed over the milk tea.
Lu Cijiu thought there was something wrong with the cup, so he took Gong Xichao's hand, lowered his head and took a sip. It tasted good, so there was nothing wrong with it. Gong Xichao took his hand back, lowered his head and took another sip, and said proudly: "Lu Cijiu, we kissed."
???
Lu Cijiu was shocked by Gong Xichao's outrageous actions. What kind of cheesy trick was this? It must have been the idea of someone on the forum! He would dig it out later.
"Is your face going red?" Gong Xichao asked while sipping milk tea.
Lu Cijiu's face turned cold: "No, I'm hungry after eating."
You eagle!
"Just blushing." Gong Xichao asked happily, looking down.
Lu Cijiu: Angry!
In this regard, Gong Xichao has no idea, and dares to tease like this? Lu Cijiu hummed twice in his heart, wanting to teach Gong Xichao a lesson. He quickly reached out and patted Gong Xichao's butt, and said with a giggle: "Brother Gong's butt feels so good~"
Gong Xichao froze there with the milk tea in his hand, his ears and cheeks turning red.
"Lu Cijiu, you touched me, does that mean you agreed to be with me?" Gong Xichao pretended to be calm.
Lu Cijiu: ...Looking at Gong Xichao's red ears, the scumbag said with a face: "I just touched it, I didn't say I would give you a name."
"!!!" Gong Xichao was furious. "Damn it, Lu Cijiu, you human, you have such a treacherous mind!"
Lu Cijiu said: "Then do you still want to eat the meal with fancy intestines?"
"Eat!" Gong Xichao said angrily, "I'm going to eat you out of money!"
hateful.
The two of them had skewers and a shuangyuan hotpot. Gong Xichao really liked the shrimp and instant noodles here, and wanted to put them in a three-fresh hotpot so that it would taste like seafood instant noodles. He tried his best to recommend it to Lu Cijiu.
Lu Cijiu is the kind of person who likes everything, and he loves to try everything except for the dishes he particularly dislikes. Gong Xichao, on the other hand, is the kind of person who loves everything he likes and never tires of eating it. Of course, if he doesn't like something, he will be very biased and nag about it.
Just like this person, childish but still cute.
After dinner, Lu Cijiu paid the bill, mainly because Gong Xichao had no money. Lu Cijiu had just realized this. All the money he had earned before was with him, and he was the one who bought everything the family needed. Gong Xichao had never asked for money, and Lu Cijiu had forgotten to give it to him.
After work, Gong Xichao brings his own lunch every day, and his arrival and departure times are even more punctual than clocking in and out.
There is no point in spending pocket money at all.
As the two of them walked out, Lu Cijiu said, "How about getting you a card? I'll put some money in your WeChat and Alipay accounts. You're at work now, and if something unexpected happens and you need money, you can't always ask your colleagues for a loan."
"I don't need any money—" Gong Xichao said halfway, then thought of netizens sharing how little pocket money their wives gave him. His eyes lit up. Lu Cijiu had started giving him pocket money!!! What did that mean? It meant Lu Cijiu was his wife!!! He was very excited, but he remained calm and said nonchalantly, "If you want to give it, then give it."
It was too late and the bank had already closed. The two decided to apply for a card tomorrow. Lu Cijiu heard Gong Xichao say, "We can still make a date tomorrow. What a good deal."
“…” The road bids farewell to the old one.
The two returned to the shelter. Dou Qinglan was sitting on the jade bed in the yard, holding a guitar and singing. There seemed to be a figure sitting next to him in the dark.
Lu Cijiu: “?”
Only when I got closer did I see clearly that it was not a human figure, but a ghost. The Lord Wuchang was sitting next to Dou Qinglan. After Dou Qinglan finished singing, he asked if it was good. Wuchang nodded in approval and said it was good.
"Hey, Lu, you guys are back."
Lu Cijiu nodded and greeted Dou Qinglan, then asked, "Master Wuchang, is there anything that has brought you back?"
"Oh, it's okay. I almost burned the kitchen while cooking at noon, and Heige didn't go far away and helped me out. We've been chatting until now." Dou Qinglan answered first, and then said embarrassedly, "Heige even made dinner for me."
Lu Bijiu:???
Are the civil servants in the underworld so powerful? They can even cook???
Do you want to create a friendly, approachable, and warm family in the underworld and on earth?
"Sorry to bother you, goodbye." Wu Chang said and left. Dou Qinglan said happily: "Bye, Brother Hei, I'll find you for a drink and chat when I have the chance."
Lu Cijiu: ...Is there something wrong with these two? He looked at Dou Qinglan suspiciously.
"Brother Lu, why are you looking at me like that?"
"What's going on between you and Lord Wuchang?"
Dou Qinglan said naturally: "He's a good friend who we can chat with. He admires me very much and likes music. We have a lot to talk about."
Lu Cijiu felt like his three views were about to collapse.
Wuchang likes music, that's not impossible. Dou Qinglan may seem silly, but he's truly gifted at creating. So, at a loss for words, he pulled out the dessert he'd packed and had it for a late-night snack.
Lu Cijiu took a shower and sat in the yard.
"Brother Gong, are you going to take a shower? Give me your phone and I'll download Alipay for you." Lu Cijiu said.
Gong Xichao handed over his phone. Lu Cijiu smiled amiably, and after Gong Xichao entered the bathroom, he downloaded Alipay and opened Gong Xichao's browsing history.
"Wow, brother Lu, you—"
"Hush." Lu Cijiu checked his phone and threatened without even looking up, "If you dare to tell on me, you'll lose your Dabai."
Dou Qinglan: ...It will end up in your stomach sooner or later anyway.
This threat is almost non-existent.
"If Brother Gong doesn't ask, I won't tell."
"Why is he asking you this? Be at ease." Lu Cijiu saw the search terms in the browsing history. He felt sad for Gong Xichao's boyish heart, but at the same time he thought it was quite cute.
It's like someone who has never been in a relationship, is stupid and looks for strategies everywhere.
Gong Xichao doesn't have many mobile apps. In addition to the Snake and Tetris mini-games, there is also a Jinjiang Literature City app, which is quite conspicuous among the mini-games. Lu Cijiu thought of all the previous routines and clicked on it.
【Lu Jiujiu loves Gong Ge】
Gong Xichao’s ID.
Road to bid farewell to the old???
He quickly figured out that this app was a novel website with a gay section. He clicked on a few books and found that because the author was a VIP, Gong Xichao had no money, so he could only see the free chapters. He left a message asking how xx and xx got together? Isn't xx a straight man? The author told him that he had no money.
The tone sounded very provocative and self-righteous, so of course he was criticized as no surprise. Some readers scolded Gong Xichao for being a plagiarist and calling him a dog who steals articles and shouldn't come here to seek attention.
Lu Cijiu was very angry and immediately recharged 2,000 yuan into Gong Xichao's account.
Soon Gong Xichao came out of the shower. Lu Cijiu handed him his phone and said, "Why don't you ask me for money if you don't have money to read the novel?"
"They're rich. Some authors are very nice and even give me red envelopes, but some are stingy." Gong Xichao took out his phone and clicked on the share, saying, "This author's writing is average, and I've tried it but it didn't work, but he gave me a red envelope. This one is a little bit effective, but he's stingy."
Lu Cijiu: ...something seems to be wrong.
As soon as he saw it, he immediately knew why Gong Xichao was being scolded.
This guy's comments on every chapter are like a nitpicker, digging deep into the details and using a rather arrogant tone. He even replied to the author who sent him a red envelope, "Don't read it anymore." Of course, this type of author is more lenient. There are also those who dislike Gong Xichao and tell him to get lost.
"The person who scolded me, I later caught up with her in her dream and roughly knew what was said afterwards." Gong Xichao was very proud.
Lu Bijiu:???
I happened to see a thread about that author who was being criticized, and it was pushed to the top. The author said she was stuck, but then she had a dream one day. In the dream, there was a tall, shadowy man who kept asking her about the plot and even helped her recreate the scenes. That gave her inspiration and she finished the story in one go. It was just a dream, but after waking up, she was still very moved.
…
So you just become a nitpicker, and if you can get a red envelope, you keep watching, but if you can't, you chase people and ask them in their dreams?
Lu Cijiu was suffocated for a moment and said, "We won't do that. I've recharged your account. Don't enter other people's dreams casually in the future."
"Are you jealous?" Gong Xichao raised his voice.
"...Yes, don't enter other people's dreams casually." Lu Cijiu knew that answering this way would avoid a lot of entanglements.
As expected, Gong Xichao was obviously very happy, but he still pretended to be a boss: "I won't like anyone else, but since you are so worried, I still won't enter their dreams casually."
Lu Cijiu: Also???
After chatting for a while, the cubs came back, singing songs, and before they even reached the door, they shouted: "Chirp, chirp, chirp, Big Tail bought a lot of toys and gifts."
"Chirp, it's a gift."
The sound of "da da da" was filled with joy. Soon, Dalongwei rushed in and jumped into Lu Cijiu's arms. Dalong said first, "We played a lot today. We bought a gift for Jiujiu." Then he saw his uncle next to him and said, "And uncle."
Gong Xichao was in a good mood. He touched the dragon's head and said, "Okay."
The kittens and Dudu were a bit slow to react, both coming in to hold Lu Cijiu. They missed him after not seeing him for a day. After putting the gifts away, Lu Cijiu gave the two kittens a bath, and Sang Jinghong washed their tails.
Dudu was helped by Hu Sanniang.
After a soak in hot water, the kids were already sleepy after playing all day.
After taking a hot bath and wrapped in fluffy towels, the children fell asleep. After cleaning up, Tail drowsily grabbed his father's hand and said he loved him.
Sang Jinghong's eyes were a little red, and he lowered his head to kiss Weiba's forehead.
"Dad loves tails too."
Maozi and Dudu both fell asleep. Lu Cijiu tucked them in, bent down and kissed them on the cheek. They seemed to sleep even more soundly. When he stood up, Gong Xichao hesitated by Dalong's bed and said, "I haven't even kissed my wife yet, why should I kiss you first?"
Lu Bijiu: ...
Dalong felt aggrieved, as if he was a fake nephew.
Gong Xichao took one look and said, "Little Broken Dragon," then lowered his head and quickly kissed the big dragon on the forehead, "Sleep."
Dalong closed his eyes happily.
Lu Cijiu:...So why didn’t you kiss her earlier?
They each went back to their rooms. Lu Cijiu lay back on the bed and found that Gong Xichao had not gotten into bed for a long time. He stood by his bed and asked, "What's wrong?"
"Lu Cijiu, do you want a goodnight kiss?" Gong Xichao asked eagerly.
"..." Lu Cijiu woke up, "No, go to sleep quickly."
Gong Xichao was unhappy: "Oh. Ruthless."
Lu Cijiu: ...I'm almost becoming a scumbag.
"Go to bed early, stop reading novels, watching TV series, and learning nonsense on forums." Lu Cijiu rolled up the quilt, and there was no warmth for a long time.
Gong Xichao: "Are you cold? Do you want to sleep with me? I'm very warm."
Lu Cijiu was embarrassed and moved, but thinking about their current relationship, if they really slept together, he would be conclusively proven to be a scumbag. So he shook his head and said, "No, get on the bed now, don't stand here."
As if he was going to attack him at any time.
"Oh." Gong Xichao went to bed unhappy. He turned off the lights, crawled into bed, pulled out his phone, found that slightly inspired novel, and bought all the updates in one go. The latest chapter had a comment: "My wife gave me two thousand yuan in pocket money. I'm rich now." Author, please answer me, how can I get my wife to sleep with me like xx in the novel? He's a little cold, and I want to hold him while he sleeps. He even touched my butt today, but he doesn't acknowledge my status. It's really abominable..."
A lengthy essay.
After the author finished updating, he saw a familiar ID and was about to roll up his sleeves to criticize the plagiarist, but suddenly he found out that the person had subscribed and appeared in the VIP chapter.
Then don't spray.
After reading the short essay, the author:??? What kind of stupid elementary school student is this?
Nowadays, elementary school students all have wives, and their wives even give them 2,000 yuan. I don’t believe it! ! The author doesn’t believe it, and follows the elementary school student’s imagination, replying seriously but with a bit of a slapstick: According to the novel’s plot, the top should be a bit more assertive at this point. Will a wall-bang be done? Let’s switch to a bed-bang.
Gong Xichao:!!!
This is possible.
Learned it.
I quickly turned off the phone and put it back, eager to try it out.
I didn't even see the author's follow-up comment: Don't try this in the real world, especially with straight men, you'll probably get beaten up. Don't try it if you don't have a pretty face!!!
Lu Cijiu couldn't sleep. The bed was too cold, and he was thinking about buying an electric blanket. He'd asked his children, but they all said they weren't cold. It might be because he'd always been cold and afraid of the cold. When he was a child, the kang he and his grandfather slept on in winter was especially warm.
Just as I was curling up my legs in a daze, I heard Gong Xi's orgasm rising from the big bed.
Lu Cijiu used all his energy to resist the severe cold. He thought Gong Xichao had gotten up to go to the bathroom, but when he came to his bedside, there was no movement.
?
"What's wrong?" Lu Cijiu turned around and asked in a vague voice.
A huge and tall figure covered the sky and the earth.
This position made Gong Xichao feel a little hot, and the blood rushed to her head. Fortunately, the lights were off, so Lu Cijiu shouldn't be able to see. Thinking of this, she continued to pretend to be calm and completed the bed bang seriously.
Two arms were placed on Lu Cijiu's face.
Lu Cijiu turned over and faced Gong Xichao. The two were still some distance away, and Gong Xichao's expression could not be seen clearly in the darkness.
???
The two of them maintained this position for about five or six minutes. Lu Cijiu kept waiting for Gong Xichao to speak, but there was no sound for a long time. This made Lu Cijiu suspect that Gong Xichao was sleepwalking, so he tentatively asked, "Boss Diao?"
"Lu Cijiu, I can still hold on for one night, but I want to get into bed." Gong Xichao asked, "Is that okay?" The author said that the bed-banging should be firmer.
So I patched it up: "You have to say yes."
Lu Bijiu: ...
No, are you going to hold on and watch me sleep all night on my face?
Lu Cijiu was speechless and lifted the quilt, "You come down first."
Then Gong Xichao lay down and pressed on Lu Cijiu. Lu Cijiu was almost vomiting blood under the pressure. There was no tender and ambiguous atmosphere at all. This is what a thousand-year straight sculpture is like, right? ? ?
"I'm sorry." Gong Xichao rolled to the side of the bed, got in from under the covers, and hugged Lu Cijiu, "Let me rub it for you."
Lu Cijiu: "No need." He thought about it and decided not to do it. "This bed is small. Why don't you go back to your bed?"
"I'll warm the bed for you before I leave." Gong Xichao said.
Lu Cijiu: Even more of a scumbag.
"……Thanks."
Gong Xichao was happy, "Lu Cijiu, I will warm your bed every day from now on."
Lu Cijiu began to feel guilty. It sounded like he was using Gong Xichao as a bed warmer. But he had been warming the bed for half a day, and Gong Xichao started to warm it up within a few minutes after he came in.
...My heart is moved.
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