Chapter 2
The attraction of the spirit pearl is 100%, but the soul of the salted fish is also 100%. It is obviously not an easy task to make the salted fish become a human again in an instant.
Therefore, in the meeting room, everyone looked around Su Xuan's spirit bead for a long time. Once the meeting was over, these guys disappeared with their own ulterior motives.
But Su Xuan was not in a hurry.
He pushed the plain glasses on his nose, sat down at the desk confidently, turned on the computer, and started typing away, feeling that everything was under control!
Lu Tao walked past Su Xuan with his tail between his legs. Su Xuan said without even looking up, "Dad, don't forget there's a cocktail party tonight."
Lu Tao froze, and immediately looked like a wilted flower.
Alas, I can’t escape after all…
But he really doesn't like those occasions where everyone pretends to be cool and just drinks without eating.
He is a glutton and he gets hungry.
Su Xuan looked up and said seriously, "You are the only one invited to this event. I can't go in your place."
After all, Lu Tao is the company's boss in public, so he has to come forward in many situations.
After Su Xuan said this, Lu Tao's guilt burst out.
He thought that although he had fallen asleep several times in the long years, he had been living in the world awake for at least hundreds of years. It was not right, really not right, for him to have to have an "amnesiac child" like Su Xuan worry about him.
So Father Lu gritted his teeth and said, "I know, I know. I will go."
Something like hunger, maybe, possibly, probably, maybe...it will pass if you endure it!
How could Su Xuan not know what Lu Tao was thinking?
He raised the corner of his lips and said, "Don't worry, Dad. Just attend the party and I'll prepare a midnight snack for you. It's all meat."
Lu Tao was stunned, swallowed hard, and asked tentatively: "Skewers?"
Su Xuan raised his chin. "We have everything from lamb skewers, beef skewers, pork ribs, grilled squid, and grilled small yellow croaker! Just order your favorite and sprinkle on your favorite chili powder!"
Lu Tao's eyes suddenly exploded with flowers, and the flowers were filled with rows of fresh and juicy skewers.
He wiped the corner of his mouth and choked with emotion: "Ah Xuan, you are such a good son."
Su Xuan gave a wicked smile: "Isn't that so?"
Lu Tao: "I will attend the cocktail party and hook up well!"
Su Xuan: "That's the way it should be."
Lu Tao: "Collect business cards and return in triumph!"
Su Xuan: "The job offer is right before my eyes!"
After the excitement, Su Xuan suddenly thought of something. He quickly stood up, pulled people into the president's office, and took out some equipment that was prepared there but had never been used.
Although Lu Tao didn't understand what Su Xuan was going to do, he was very obedient after being brainwashed and just stood there and let Su Xuan do whatever he wanted.
Su Xuan first grabbed his father's messy hair, revealing his smooth forehead like his father.
Although Old Man Lu is called "Old Man Lu", he actually looks to be in his thirties. There are some traces of time on his face, but he looks like a handsome man full of charm.
It should be said that the traces of time have made him even more charming.
It's a pity that he has such a mature and handsome uncle's face but he always blinks a pair of innocent eyes and looks like he is easy to bully.
Su Xuan was so disappointed: "Dad, you just look too easy to bully. That's why Mr. Lin came over to give you a shove when he passed by today! So, when did you offend him?"
"I don't remember it at all." Lu Tao said aggrievedly.
Su Xuan: "No, you can't look so aggrieved! Stand at attention! At ease! Keep a blank expression on your face, slightly furrow your brows, and keep your eyes sharp!"
Lu Tao straightened his back reflexively, stood upright, relaxed his facial muscles, and frowned - staring at Su Xuan!
Su Xuan: "No...don't look at it so affectionately, it's sharp! Dad, sharp! Just one look at it makes people feel like they are in the cold winter!"
Lu Tao looked even harder, his pupils as black as ink.
Su Xuan: "...If you look at others like this, they will fall in love with you! It won't be a cold winter, it will only burn you in the fire!!!"
Lu Tao: “…”
Just now, the lion was pretending to be majestic like a well-trained lion under the tamer, but at this moment, it returned to its original form and turned into a little cat with its head drooping.
Lu Tao said weakly, "Ah Xuan, I don't know how to do it."
"..." Su Xuan would never give up easily. After thinking for a while, his eyes lit up and he said, "Tsk, Dad, you're just pretending to be nearsighted! The kind that looks like you're nearsighted but without glasses, with your eyes slightly squinting!"
Lu Tao was stunned and thought about it.
At this moment, Qi Hanyu, a boy with black cat ears, came over and knocked on the door: "Dad, Brother Su."
Lu Tao looked over in the direction of the sound, his back straight, his brows slightly furrowed, and his eyes narrowed.
Qi Hanyu: "Damn, Dad, is there a cramp in the upper half of your face?"
Su Xuan: “…”
Lu Tao: “…”
Old Man Lu cried out and covered his face!
The corners of Su Xuan's mouth also twitched.
It's so difficult to transform a useless uncle into an elite mature man.
So Qi Hanyu, bewildered, followed Su Xuan, who was in despair, to comfort his heartbroken father. Finally, Qi Hanyu offered some advice: "Dad, don't you hate eating onions the most?"
Lu Tao: "Ugh."
Su Xuan: "There's no need to mention it before you vomit."
Qi Hanyu: "No, Dad, just imagine a living onion standing in front of you and seducing you. Would you be indifferent? Would you resist? Do you want to beat him up?"
Lu Tao's face turned ashen.
Qi Hanyu: "Is your look sharp?"
Su Xuan: "That's sharp! This method is good! Dad, if that Mr. Lin comes tonight, you should treat him like a scallion, an onion! If he provokes you again, you should learn from me!"
Su Xuan put one hand in his pocket, curled his lips slightly, and said playfully, "Heh."
Qi Hanyu was greatly shocked: "Brother Su, you are showing off a hundred percent."
Su Xuan lifted a lock of hair from his forehead and said with a casual smile, "It's just a necessary skill for business people."
So for the entire afternoon, Lu Tao endured all kinds of crazy input from the two children, and in the end he was in a daze.
Su Xuan helped him change into a suit and tie, making him look neat and handsome. Then he held his shoulders and turned him around: "Okay, let's go!"
The handsome man stood with his back straight and his hands in his pockets. He was tall, with a casual posture and a handsome appearance. There was an unfathomable coldness between his deep eyebrows.
The handsome man took a deep breath... turned around and said naively, "Then I'll go."
Su Xuan and Qi Hanyu smiled and waved their hands: "Be careful on the road, remember to look out for cars when crossing the road, and send a WeChat message to let us know you're safe when you arrive."
The handsome man said obediently: "Okay."
Then he turned around and set off with a deep look on his face!
After seeing Lu Tao off, Su Xuan and Qi Hanyu both breathed a sigh of relief.
It is not an easy task to transform the good-for-nothing uncle. As for how Old Man Lu will perform tonight after the emergency training, that depends on fate.
Su Xuan came back to his senses and remembered something. He glanced at Qi Hanyu and asked, "Aren't you going to slip away?"
The others had already slipped away.
When Qi Hanyu heard Su Xuan mention this, he laughed and said, "Xia Yan and I still have them."
Xia Yan was the gentle twenty-year-old young man who had been sitting next to Qi Hanyu during the meeting.
As he was speaking, a petite white cat walked into the office area, sat down at the door, and meowed.
At first glance, the white cat looks no different from an ordinary kitten, with soft and white fur and a pair of big eyes like clear aqua blue gems. However, the mane around its neck is particularly thick and fluffy, making it look like a little white lion, majestic and cute.
It was Xia Yan's original form, the monster 朏朏.
Because his original form looks similar to an ordinary kitten, Xia Yan likes to go in and out in his original form all year round. It won't attract much attention anyway.
Su Xuan and the others are used to it.
Su Xuan raised his eyebrows and waited for Qi Hanyu to speak.
Qi Hanyu leaned over and whispered, "Brother, Xia Yan and I want to try our best to show our performance..."
Translated, it means they are indeed very interested in the Lingzhu...
"But we don't know how to make money. Can you... teach us?" Qi Hanyu's eyes sparkled. "We're very motivated!"
Su Xuan tsk-tsk-tsked and looked at him: "You are a Tengu."
Qi Hanyu blinked: "Yes."
Tengu is a magical monster. Although it is called Tengu... it looks like a wild cat, so Qi Hanyu has a pair of black cat ears. When he turns into his original form and stands with Xia Yan, he is simply a cat version of the Black and White Devils.
——Let’s not talk about these for now.
People say that Tengu can ward off evil spirits, actually this is because Tengu's perception of spiritual power is much more acute than that of other monsters.
As both are monsters that can ward off evil spirits, theoretically, Tengu's perception of spiritual power is even stronger than Pixiu's.
so……
Su Xuan smiled slightly: "There is a tricycle in the company."
Qi Hanyu blinked again and asked expectantly, "Then?"
Su Xuan: "There are also folding chairs and a small wooden table."
Qi Hanyu: "So?"
Su Xuan: "Although it's a bit crude, I can just print out a QR code and set up a stall to exorcise evil spirits right here!"
"Today, I will teach you!"
*
In the summer of July, at eight o'clock in the evening, night fell, but the temperature did not drop at all.
An inconspicuous tricycle departed from the back door of the office building.
A small wooden table was loaded upside down on the tricycle, and a handsome boy was sitting obediently on the side with his knees bent. In his arms was a beautiful little white cat with its fur flying in the wind.
In front, a handsome young man in a white shirt and black trousers was pedaling with a grunt.
The beauty of the two people and the cat formed a sharp contrast with the broken tricycle and the pile of miscellaneous items on it that looked like garbage, attracting the curious gazes of many passers-by.
The three men remained calm as the tricycle headed northwest of the city.
When they arrived at the outskirts of a sparsely populated residential area, under the arch of a bridge, Su Xuan stopped the tricycle, grunted and moved the small wooden table down, unfolded the folding chairs, and pasted a piece of paper in front of the small wooden table with the words "Fifty yuan for one exorcism, please scan with WeChat/Alipay" written on it, and a big QR code at the bottom.
Then he placed Xia Yan's little white cat on the corner of the table, combed its fluffy fur in a few strokes, and gathered it with his hands. The beautiful and attractive little cat mascot was ready.
He pressed Qi Hanyu onto a folding chair, put on a dark red Tang suit, a black Tang hat, and a pair of black sunglasses on his nose, looking like a well-behaved boy.
Finally, Su Xuan also put on the same outfit, hat and sunglasses. The only extra thing was a paper fan in his hand. He fanned himself with a "pat, pat" sound and stood there with a casual posture.
Two people and a cat, the positions are clearly allocated and the attitude is fully displayed.
Xia Yan: "Meow meow meow?"
Xia Yan turned around confusedly and looked at the two people behind him.
Qi Hanyu said calmly, "Um, Brother Su, why did you choose to be under the bridge?"
Su Xuan desperately fanned the room and said solemnly, "This is more in line with the atmosphere."
Qi Hanyu: "Why do you wear such clothes and sunglasses in the middle of the night?"
Su Xuan: "It's more mysterious this way."
Qi Hanyu: "But Brother Su, I can't see anything."
Su Xuan: "It's okay, touching the handle can also drive away evil spirits."
Qi Hanyu pondered for a second, then looked up at Su Xuan with sparkling eyes: "Brother, you are right."
Xia Yan: "Meow meow meow?"
Su Xuan gave a thumbs-up with a sweet, confident smile on his face: "Don't worry, the mystery will attract passers-by, and business will come to you soon!"
Little Qi Hanyu believed what his elder brother said, so he put his hands together on the mottled wooden table, and looked deeply into the darkness in his field of vision through his sunglasses, looking forward to the arrival of the first customer.
It was my first time doing this kind of thing, and I felt a little excited.
And don't say it, Su Ge was right. In this atmospheric environment of the bridge tunnel, in the darkness created by the sunglasses, Qi Hanyu himself also felt the rich mysterious aura coming from himself...
Then ten minutes passed...
Su Xuan's fan was fanning itself "clacking", and sweat was quietly sliding down his calm face, one drop at a time.
Twenty minutes passed...
A gust of wind finally brought a bit of coolness, and also brought bursts of crickets chirping, one after another, faint and lingering.
Thirty minutes passed...
A dozen mosquitoes were flying around with a "buzz buzz buzz" sound, calling their friends, flying and dancing together, their power gradually growing stronger, and then they were swept by a burst of cool and refreshing floral water, and they fled away with their heads in their hands.
Forty minutes passed...
A mother and daughter were talking and laughing as they passed by. The daughter caught them out of the corner of her eye and couldn't help but look over here... and let out a soft scream!
The mother was frightened, mumbling "What's wrong? What's wrong?" She followed her daughter's gaze and shuddered: "Ghost? Haunted? Zombie?"
"Damn, that's scary!" The daughter, sweating profusely, quickly pulled her mother to quicken her pace. "Those two people wearing sunglasses are so scary!"
When the sound faded away, under the bridge: "......"
Xia Yan turned his head again and looked at the two of them silently.
Su Xuan calmly wiped the sweat off his face and asked Qi Hanyu, the little kid beside him, "Are you hot?"
Qi Hanyu replied calmly: "It's hot."
Su Xuan: "Take it off."
…
…
Two drunken girls, arms around each other's shoulders, staggered down the night street. A mother and daughter walked briskly towards them. They could vaguely hear the mother say, "...How could there be such a strange person in that bridge hole? It's creepy. I need to tell the neighborhood security guard later..."
The two girls looked at them, then looked at each other, and then burst out laughing.
I don’t know what they are laughing at, but they are drunk and the whole world is dizzy, and they are happy!
After stumbling forward for more than ten meters, one of the girls squinted her eyes and said, "Huh..."
She pointed diagonally forward and said, "Hahaha, hiccup, look, there really is a weirdo under the bridge!"
Another girl looked over there, her eyes widened, and she actually saw two sneaky figures wearing strange clothes.
Placed under the bridge, it feels a bit like something out of a horror movie.
The girl felt it was strange and novel, and laughed: "Hiss, we have to call the police——"
The next second, the voice stopped abruptly.
Because those two weirdos... suddenly started taking off their clothes!
After taking off their dark red Tang suits, black hats, and sunglasses, the two boys, who looked as if they were soaked in sweat, revealed their true faces.
The young boy had a rosy face and picturesque eyes. He loosened the collar of his T-shirt and shook his head, sweat dripping down his face. His black hair was messy, and against his fair and rosy face, his lips slightly opened as he gasped, he looked like a sexy and beautiful young man.
The slightly older one unbuttoned two buttons of his white shirt, revealing his beautifully shaped collarbone. He tilted his head back and smoothed his hair, his Adam's apple slightly protruding. His upper body was soaked with sweat, and his eyes were floating, looking very lively.
The two hot and handsome guys made the two girls' eyes go straight: "Damn, we really need to call the police!!!"
This isn't a ghost story...it's a fucking erotic story!!
Even the white cat on the wooden table - the little white cat shook its head, turned sideways with a helpless look, and looked at the night sky melancholy... no, the ceiling of the bridge, that white, fluffy white fur that looked so good to pet, and those cat eyes shining like gems, made people feel pity and love at first sight, and want to hug it in their arms... and pet it like crazy!
Qi Hanyu: "Fuck, it's so hot."
Su Xuan: "Tsk, I'm not willing to throw these two sets of clothes away. I wonder how much they can fetch if I sell them as X fish."
Xia Yan: "...Meow meow meow."
Before the two of them had finished tidying up, they heard a "bang" and were startled. When they turned around, they saw two girls with their hands on the wooden table.
One of them had already controlled Xia Yan, and while stroking her wildly, he kept muttering "so good, so good" and "so soft, so soft" with an aunt's smile.
One of them flirted with Su Xuan and Qi Hanyu, and asked drunkenly, eyes piercing, "What's up, handsome guys? Setting up a stall in the middle of the night... what are you selling?"
Su Xuan: “…”
Qi Hanyu: “…”
Please don't talk so weirdly!!
Although the two girls were drunk and their behavior was a bit wild, they were still two beautiful women, and their clothes were very sexy. Therefore, Qi Hanyu blushed and didn't know where to look: "Ah, we..."
Sometimes, the more people see someone shy, the more they like to tease them.
When one of the girls saw this, green light flashed in her eyes.
She reached out and lifted Qi Hanyu's chin. Under the shocked gazes of Su Xuan and Xia Yan, she said to Qi Hanyu with a playful smile, "Hey, little brother, why are you shy? Tell me what you are selling. I don't know how to scan QR codes, so I will transfer the money to you directly via WeChat, okay?"
Sister, wake up, sister, do you know what you are saying?!
Qi Hanyu stuttered, her face flushed red, and she stammered, "Sister, sister, we——"
"Sister!" The beautiful woman covered her chest with her hands, startling Qi Hanyu again. "Calling me sister like that makes my heart melt!"
"..." Qi Hanyu, whose face was almost as red as a tomato, stammered, "Sister, I, I will exorcise the evil spirit..."
The beautiful woman looked at him deeply and said, "Exorcism? No need for exorcism, just tell me your fortune. Tell me quickly, today, at this moment, will my romantic life appear?"
The sister next to her who was stroking Xia Yan burst into laughter when she heard this: "Jiang Yi, are you serious? Hahaha, hiccup, no, man, someone who looks like this is setting up a stall to exorcise evil spirits in the middle of the night, is this really true? Are they a TV production crew? Hidden filming?"
She actually looked around to see if there were any "photographers". At the same time, she glanced at Su Xuan from time to time. It was obvious that she liked Su Xuan more than her sisters who liked to eat young grass.
Qi Hanyu looked bewildered, but the beautiful sister in front of him had already turned her hand upwards and placed it on the wooden table. Her index finger touched Qi Hanyu's fingertips and she smiled wickedly: "Come on, how do you calculate it? Hiccup, like this?"
Her sisters were almost laughing like crazy: "Hahahaha, you thought you were taking someone's pulse!"
However, at the moment their fingers touched, Qi Hanyu was slightly stunned, and something flashed by - he suddenly grabbed Jiang Yi's hand.
This made Jiang Yi, who was teasing him enthusiastically, blush.
She was stunned for a moment, coughed lightly, and said meaningfully: "Brother, no, hiccup, I didn't expect that you look shy, but you are actually so bold..."
The topic here continued to go in a strange direction and never turned back. The sisters were still laughing wildly and even took out their mobile phones to take pictures of their best friend making a fool of herself after drinking.
On the other end, Qi Hanyu suddenly frowned and asked, "Sister, have you encountered anything strange recently?"
The girl named Jiang Yi and her little sister were all stunned.
The little sister was stunned for a moment and then laughed even harder: "No, brother, are you serious? What are you doing? Although it's quite interesting——"
After a moment of shock, Jiang Yi curled her lips and said with a smile, "Brother, this line of speech is a bit cliché. Think of a better one?"
Qi Hanyu turned his head and looked at Su Xuan. Su Xuan raised his eyebrows and nodded.
I didn’t expect the first order to come so quickly.
Qi Hanyu turned around and tried to be more specific: "Uh, that's it——"
"Sister, have you encountered any strange people... or strange creatures for several days in a row?"
Sister Jiang Yi was confused: "Creatures? Hahaha, strange creatures? Fantastic Beasts? What a mess! Brother, you are so handsome, why can't you do anything else? Why do you have to come out and do such a deceptive business——"
As she spoke, she suddenly realized that Jiang Yi seemed to have quieted down.
After a pause, he turned around and saw that Jiang Yi no longer had the excitement she had just had when she was drunk teasing the little brother. She was now completely stunned.
An evening breeze blew by.
The little sister suddenly felt goosebumps appear.
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