Chapter 51
The next morning, many local residents of City A got up early, turned on the TV, and watched the morning news while eating breakfast.
After several very ordinary news reports, a news headline caught their attention - "A thief appeared in XX community, and a wild cat in the community chased the criminal for two kilometers and caught him."
Hmmmm? Wild cat...catching thieves?
They put down their chopsticks and squinted their eyes to watch the reporter explain the whole case.
When they heard the reporter say that the wild cat chased the thief all the way to the mountain and fell into a pit, they laughed out loud. When the thief himself appeared on the news screen, they burst out laughing.
——Although it is blurred, you can vaguely see that the thief has a bald spot on his head and there seem to be blood-red marks on his face.
The reporter asked the thief how he got it from falling. The thief hung his head, held his breath, and said indignantly: "That wild cat scratched me! How can a wild cat be so powerful? I told you that wild cat is not normal!"
The reporter asked cautiously, "Uh, what's so unusual about this?" The thief spitted out saliva and said, "I said the cat was a monster, but the police didn't believe me..."
At this moment, everyone watching the news burst into laughter.
No way, a strong young man can't even beat a cat, and yet he says the cat is a monster. This is not the way to save face, right?
Then the scene changed and they arrived at the pet hospital. The reporter interviewed Mr. Su and Mr. Qi, the enthusiastic citizens who discovered the cat and the thief. The two handsome guys suddenly appeared on the TV screen.
People who were watching the news were shocked.
Oh my god, these two enthusiastic citizens are so good-looking. Are they brothers?
In the camera, the two people talked freely.
Mr. Su said introvertedly, "...As I was walking, a flash of light suddenly came into my mind..."
Mr. Qi boasted: "...I observe the celestial phenomena at night and calculate with my fingers..."
A child passed by the living room and caught sight of the TV. He was stunned and stopped in his tracks, saying in shock, "Damn! Isn't this Mr. Su and his charlatan brother? Why are they on TV?!"
——By ten o'clock in the morning, the term "Little Wild Cat Catches Thief" quickly became a hot search.
When most netizens first saw this entry, they thought it must be a piece of pet nonsense news.
The first Weibo post on the hot search square was from the official Weibo account of the local news station in City A. Netizens burst out laughing as soon as they saw the text description. A thief had been stealing in the same community several times without being caught, but in the end he was chased for two kilometers by a little orange cat in the community, and was beaten up and thrown into a pit - what the hell is this? It's so funny!
They clicked on the video with a smile, wanting to savor today's funny moments more carefully, but when they saw the enthusiastic citizens Mr. Su and Mr. Qi, they exclaimed: "…………???"
The whole network was stunned.
The comment section exploded.
“????”
"Fuck, kind-hearted citizens Mr. Su and Mr. Qi?? [face-covering]"
"I should have read the comments first. I was just watching the video and I got confused [laughing and crying]"
"Hahahahaha, Mr. Su and your charlatan brother, why did you suddenly appear in this stupid news?"
"What's going on with Shanhai Entertainment? Can they have some normal news? Hahahaha!"
"Why did I see these two people in this kind of news? I'm so confused [covering my face]"
"??? What are these two doing up in the mountains so late at night? xswl"
"Why is Shanhai Entertainment always involved in this kind of weird news? Is there something wrong with the boss? [dog head]"
"So how did Mr. Su and his charlatan brother find the kitten and the thief? Am I the only one who thinks this is so mysterious? It was late at night, and they couldn't have gone up the mountain for no reason..."
"Damn, am I the only one who thinks that tabby cat and the little wildcat that appeared at the end are kind of cool?"
"It's so funny, but I have to say I've watched this news video ten times [covering my face] Mr. Su and his brother are both very good-looking. They look so stunning even in this kind of camera prprpr"
"Today's Stupid Social News X, Today's Shanhai Entertainment Stupid News√"
The whole network was amused by this ridiculous news. There were so many elements in it that they laughed all day long!
Even their rivals didn't expect that even with all their precautions, they couldn't prevent Shanhai Entertainment from trending in this way... Going up the mountain in the middle of the night and finding a brave kitten and the thief himself, what the hell is this? It's simply inhumane! !
And that night, the Shanhai night snack stall business was booming again.
Not only were there regulars, but also locals who had just learned about them after seeing the news. Su Xuan and Bi Fang were busy as hell, but the customers were grinning and joking, "Boss, how did you find that kitten and the thief? Were you observing the night sky?"
"?" Su Xuan cleverly distanced himself from the matter, "That's what Qi Hanyu said!"
The guests burst out laughing: "That flash of light that passed through your mind isn't necessarily serious at all!"
Su Xuan curled his lips: "I'm not as weird as that unlucky kid!"
Qi Hanyu immediately began to mutter, "That night I observed the celestial phenomena and calculated with my fingers..."
It was at this time that the tabby cat's owner walked into the night snack stall.
The guests didn't recognize him at first. After all, he wasn't the main character in that morning's news, and he didn't even get as much screen time as the tabby cat. But Su Xuan recognized him immediately and quickly greeted him, "You're here."
"Hey, hello, hello. I'm hungry, so I wanted to buy some midnight snacks and thank you again." The uncle leaned against the cart, picked up the menu, and chatted naturally while marking it. "After bringing Ah Ju home yesterday, our Ah Hu has indeed become much quieter. But now, he ignores us and plays with Ah Ju all day long!"
The uncle shook his head, somewhat helplessly: "Well, it's a good thing we decided to adopt Ah Ju. We plan to take him to the veterinary hospital for vaccinations in a couple of days, and then get him neutered..."
Su Xuan was suddenly choked: "Cough cough cough cough!"
The uncle asked cautiously, "Uh, boss, what's wrong with you?"
Su Xuan: "I'm fine, I'm fine..."
Su Xuan twitched his lips and thought, the problem was with the couple Ah Hu and Ah Ju, not him...
He even forgot that pet cats need to be sterilized!
But Su Xuan changed his mind and thought that Ah Hu had already been sterilized when he met Ah Ju. That's why the two male cats could still be so in love with each other...
Then he believed that after Ah Ju was neutered, they would be fine too, hmm...
The uncle looked at Su Xuan's subtle changes in expression, bewildered. At this moment, Qi Hanyu saw the uncle and greeted him warmly, "Hello, uncle, you're here!"
The uncle obviously still remembered Qi Hanyu, and waved with a smile, saying, "Hey, hello."
He saw Qi Hanyu surrounded by a group of people. Qi Hanyu and this group of people were wearing strange clothes and makeup. He couldn't help but ask curiously, "What are you doing?"
When he came yesterday, Qi Hanyu and the others were not yet in such a state.
Old Li said cheerfully, "Oh, they're rehearsing. Han Yu wants to be an actor, but he doesn't have the chance to film. We usually help him satisfy his acting craving."
Speaking of this, the regulars around started to make fun of it.
"Xiao Qi hasn't met the director yet?"
"Hahahaha, when will we be able to properly film a scene?"
"Xiao Qi, we're still waiting for your signature to appreciate in value!"
"Or maybe just change careers? Xiao Qi is so good-looking, he'll definitely be famous if he becomes an idol!"
Amidst the laughter, Qi Hanyu felt aggrieved.
He doesn't want to be an idol, he wants to be an actor and make serious movies!
The uncle listened, thought for a moment, and suddenly said, "Xiao Qi, if you want to act, I have a chance for you to try."
When the uncle said this, Su Xuan, Qi Hanyu, Lao Li and other regular customers were stunned.
The uncle was grateful to Su Xuan and Qi Hanyu, so he took this opportunity to say cheerfully, "I work at a TV station. Our department is responsible for the program 'Uncle Comes to Tell the Story.' Hey, some of you must have seen it. It's the mediation program, and they often shoot short situations on it. We're currently short of one person. If you're willing..."
Su Xuan, Lao Li and others were shocked, and Qi Hanyu's eyes lit up.
At this moment, the uncle's eyes radiated supreme brilliance.
…
A week later, the program "Uncle Comes to Tell" was broadcast on the local TV station in City A at 8 o'clock on Wednesday night.
As soon as old viewers turn on the TV, they will smell that familiar flavor.
The husband ran off with his mistress and wanted a divorce, but the wife refused no matter what; the elderly mother passed away and the brothers and sisters fought over the family property; the former best friends became mother-in-law and daughter-in-law and had a conflict...
It’s sour and refreshing, isn’t it more exciting than a TV drama?
The old audiences were happily cracking melon seeds and watching the show. The program crew has also been very fashionable recently and has even created a real-time barrage. Netizens can log in to the APP to express their ideas, and the barrage will be synchronized to the TV.
Just like usual, today's comments are full of sour complaints.
"Why are you refusing to divorce your husband even though he's cheating on you? He's broke, ugly, and less than 18 centimeters tall, and you're just refusing to shower?"
"I felt like I was watching a country version of Gossip Girl. It was both shocking and addictive..."
"I guess a fight will break out soon [eating melon]"
"Fuck! A fight has started! The wife is beating up her husband! Hahahaha!"
According to basic practice, once a fight breaks out in the show, the screen will switch and a skit will begin to provide additional information to the audience, and today is no different.
When they saw the actors appear, the audience curled their lips in boredom, some went to the toilet, and some complained.
"Why switch screens? I just like watching people fight (dog head)"
"The production team is really experienced. They cut out the discordant scenes, but they didn't cut them out completely."
"The show crew is the coolest."
In the skit, the actor playing the scumbag was kissing the actress playing the mistress, and the narrator's voice sounded: "In fact, what made XX most sad was that it was their child who first discovered her husband's infidelity..."
As the narration finished, a shrill scream suddenly erupted from the TV screen, frightening all the audience whose minds were wandering and making them tremble violently.
"--dad!!!"
The shout was deafening, containing three parts of disbelief, three parts of despair, and four parts of anger. It was a mixture of grief and indignation, with very rich emotions and extreme hysteria.
The camera turned and a boy in a blue and white school uniform and carrying a schoolbag stood behind the adulterer. He was so sad that his lips were trembling and the corners of his mouth were twitching.
Barrage:
"Fuck!"
"Fuck, I was scared to death!"
"Wait a minute, where did this handsome guy come from???"
"Wait a minute, this looks familiar?!"
The boy's facial expression was very ferocious, but he looked very handsome.
The scumbag stammered guiltily: "W-What are you doing here? Why did you suddenly come home when you weren't studying properly?!"
The boy took off his schoolbag and stumbled towards the adulterer, his pupils trembling and his voice hoarse: "I observed the celestial phenomena last night and calculated with my fingers. I felt that something would happen today. The more I thought about it during my nap at noon today, the more wrong it seemed. As soon as the bell rang, I slipped out and rushed home based on my intuition. I didn't expect you—"
He stretched out his fingers, and even the trembling of his fingers left an afterimage: "—You actually brought this woman back home!!"
He clenched his fist and roared, "How can you be worthy of me and my mother!!!"
Barrage:
"Fuck, I'm deaf!"
"Wait, isn't this my charlatan brother?! Am I hallucinating?!"
"Excuse me, how dare you describe skipping class as something so refreshing and refined..."
"Director, I'm reporting someone for adding extra scenes to their scenes here!"
"Oh my god, isn't this Qi Hanyu's little brother?!"
"What the hell is going on? Why am I seeing this little brother who's supposed to debut as an idol on an 8 o'clock mediation show? Holy shit, I'm dying of laughter!"
——After this episode was released on the online platform, netizens who accidentally clicked on it were stunned. After being stunned, they slowly realized what was happening and then went crazy again.
In just one night, it became a hit on the entire Internet.
Shanhai Entertainment is quite well-known nowadays, and everyone is very familiar with the few companies in the company.
They also knew that Qi Hanyu was the only one missing and there was no work progress at all, but they all thought that he was preparing a big move, but they never expected...
I've managed to use my ultimate move, but something seems to be wrong?!
The hot searches are all about laughter.
"What the hell is going on? Weren't we supposed to debut as an idol? Why is he acting? Even if he was acting, why is he in an 8 o'clock sitcom? Hahahaha!"
"What kind of show is this??? As a fan, I'm completely confused..."
"My brother acted very seriously, but I was laughing the whole time. I'm sorry, brother. XD"
"Oh my god! As a local resident of City A, I've never seen this show before. I think it's too corny and melodramatic. But I never expected the production team to find such a good-looking brother to act in a sitcom... I have to watch it on time starting tomorrow!"
"Should I say it's the production team, Shanhai Entertainment, or my brother who's really cool [covering his face]?"
"This show was already poignant enough, but now it's even more poignant... [laughing and crying]"
"My mom was shocked when she saw this episode on TV yesterday. She asked where the production team found this energetic young man and how could his performance be so rich and varied. Hahahaha. But when I looked over, it turned out to be little brother Qi Hanyu. I was completely stunned!!"
"We strongly request that the TV station update this program daily!"
"Can Shanhai Entertainment, from the boss down to the employees, ever be more normal? [covering face]"
"Today's Shanhai Entertainment Sand Sculpture News√"
…
Qi Hanyu became famous.
That’s right, he became famous so suddenly and so explosively. In just one night, calls looking for him came into Su Xuan and Lu Tao’s phones one after another.
The two were in a trance amidst the chaos, and were pleasantly surprised in their trance——
By this calculation, all of them... are officially on the right track!
Qi Hanyu's nose was turned up high. He was crying a while ago, but now he was sitting with his legs crossed, saying proudly, "I told you long ago that I should become an actor..."
Su Xuan smiled and touched his dog's head.
Xia Yan was standing by, and he felt as if his brother Su's smile hinted at something: "Whether you want to be an actor or a comedian, as long as you can make money, it's a good path..."
After a group of people finished laughing and joking, Su Xuan suddenly remembered something and turned to ask Zong Ning in the corner, "Are you going to join the group this weekend?"
Zong Ning closed the script nonchalantly: "Yeah."
The most difficult person in their company is finally going to start work.
Su Xuan was somewhat relieved, and gave a motherly admonition: "Be patient and don't cause trouble."
Zong Ning sneered: "What could possibly happen?"
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